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You: Fission Mailed. Continue?
Stranger: yeh
You: Alright. You are back in the fortress. there are two corridors. One with a grey door and one with a gold door. Which one do you enter?
Stranger: I enter the one which has lots of nude men
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where are you ?
You: Shadow Moses Island, working on the newest Metal Gear prototype.
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Stranger: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".
You: Brilliant.
Stranger: i always liked it
Stranger: how u doin
You: I'm on Shadow Moses Island, working on the newest Metal Gear Prototype
Stranger: sweet
You: We will be ready to attack Big Shell in two weeks.
Stranger: if the windmills rise up to kill us all who would you call
You: Solid Snake.
Stranger: don quiote
You: If they got in a fight who would win?
You: I say Snake. He has Nikita Missiles.
Stranger: don quiote used a fuckin lance to topple a windmill-dragon
You: True, true.
Stranger: you need to find the missiles first
Stranger: *protip don't look in the locker*
You: *looks in locker*
Stranger: a dead guy falls out
You: the alert sounds
Stranger: quick grab a cardboard box
You: FISSION MAILED. Continue?
Stranger: the one that says oranges on it
Stranger: a
You: Gray Fox appears
Stranger: press the x button
Stranger: quick grab a cardboard box
You: He slices the box open.
Stranger: oranges fall out wrong box
Stranger: shoot him with the dart gun then run between the shelves
Stranger: /hide
You: It works. He falls. You win. Congratulations.
Stranger: i got class nice talking to you
Stranger: gg
You: see ya
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Stranger: Hi there
You: HI
You: do you like roller coasters?
Stranger: love em
You: My mom fell off one once and died
Stranger: Ah
You: i'm fine now though
Stranger: well that's unfortunate
Stranger: DO you like dicks?
You: lol no
Stranger: Shame
Stranger: lol
You: i don't know what a dick is lmfao
Stranger: haha
You: yeah.. we live in a log cabin in the middle of a jungle with grass that grows past our windows
You: I really don't know how we get internet here
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Stranger: Hi
You: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!
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Stranger: yo
Stranger: sup
You: So you're on a boat when it is attacked by pirates wielding flintlock pistols. What do you do?
Stranger: It's obvious
You: You are killed deliberating on the topic.
You: Game Over.
You: Good day.
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You: So you're on a boat when it is attacked by pirates wielding flintlock pistols. What do you do?
Stranger: i go kung fu on their tacky asses
You: You are outnumbered 42:1. You are killed.
You: Game Over.
You: Good day.
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You: So you're on a boat when it is attacked by pirates wielding flintlock pistols. What do you do?
Stranger: anlamadım
You: You cast the almighty spell to send them flying into the waters.
You: Then Pedobear comes out and takes your 6-year old daughter. What do you do?
Stranger: diskonnet
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You: So you're on a boat when it is attacked by pirates wielding flintlock pistols. What do you do?
Stranger: hello!
You: You call out to them peacefully.
You: You are killed.
Stranger: i'm going to scream
You: Game Over.
You: Good Day.
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You: So you're on a boat when it is attacked by pirates wielding flintlock pistols. What do you do?
Stranger: THen i will treat it as a dream,and i will get up
You: You wake up only to find your house is surrounded by police units. There is a pistol, two clips and a flashlifht on your desk. What do you do?
Stranger: I will fall asleep and continue the dream before
You: You wake up only to find a brown bear with an eccentric smile ( :3 ) standing next to your pre-pubescent daughter. What do you do?
Stranger: THen i will treat it as a dream,and i will wake up
You: You wake up only to find your house is surrounded by police units. There is a pistol, two clips and a flashlifht on your desk. They're moving into your house now. What do you do?
Stranger: I will fall asleep and continue the dream before
Stranger: I will fall asleep and continue the dream before
You: You fall asleep and realise that you left the stove on. What do you do?
Stranger: just leave it like that
You: The stove overheats and catches the curtains on fire, burning the entire house down. The police think you're purposefully destroying the house to remove any evidence. What do you do?
Stranger: just leave it like that
You: The police storm into your bedroom, and notice you sleeping. They pick up your sleeping body and escort it to a stretcher. Two months pass, and you awake into a padded room. You are in a mental asylum. What do you do?
Stranger: Maybe,its the best if all these had happened to me.so , i will go on sleeping
You: So you're on a boat when it is attacked by pirates wielding flintlock pistols. What do you do?
Stranger: Do you have anything new?
You: Well, now the pirates are from space, and they have laser pistols. Also, you're on a merchant space shuttle. What do you do?
Stranger: i dont know, Can you tell me?
You: Fine then.
You: The space pirates charge towards you.
You: You duck out of the way
You: only to fall off a cliff
You: and sedate yourself
You: and do all this crazy crap
You: so yeah
You: that's the story of how you got that job at Burger King.
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Stranger: hey there stranger
You: you are going to a deserted island
You: What will you bring with you?
Stranger: john locke
You: Error, invlaid item
Stranger: jack shepherd
Stranger: ?
You: Please do not bring humans
Stranger: ok knife then
You: Is that it? (you can bring 4 more items)
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: ive never thought about this
Stranger: let me think
Stranger: ahh forget it
Stranger: its boring:D
You: you brought with you a: knife
You: A monkey goes up to you.
You: What will you do?
Stranger: what are we doing?? a frp?
You: maybe
Stranger: i hold it and fuck it in the ass
You: The monkey turned aout to be a female and was happy to be fucked
You: it gave you 30 bannas in exchange and won't stop following you
Stranger: then i slice her to the death
You: The monkeys children begin throwing coconuts at you
You: You have: a knife, 30 bannanas and a dead monkey
Stranger: how many of them?
You: 10 monkeys are thrwoing bananas
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i throw 10 bananas to them
Stranger: and i hit them all
Stranger: lol
You: the mmonkeys are happy because they are sadists. They begin to follow you around. You burry the dead minkey
You: You have heard that there is a magic jewel in a cave on the island
You: It will grant you 3 wishes
Stranger: and i tell them " leave me alone you fuckers" considering that they cant speak, i kill them all
Stranger: how is that:D
You: You have: a knife, 20 banans and 10 dead mokeys
Stranger: i eat 2 bananas and bury those fucking monkeys
You: The knife turns into a blood knife as the monkeys blood begin to hardern
You: you burry the minkeys
You: You have: blood knife and 18 bananas
Stranger: and i dont want to go in a cave
You: There is another magic jewel on the top of the mountain
Stranger: ok i climb to the top
Stranger: what is that
You: what is what?
Stranger: what does that magic jewel do
Stranger: what is its magic
You: It gives you 2 wishes
Stranger: ok i wanna go back:D
Stranger: home
Stranger: :D
You: The boat blew up/
You: And the island is not on any maps so planes/helicopters do not work
Stranger: oh ok i want to see jacob
Stranger: where are the others
You: The island is deserted. There are no other people
You: Apart from cannibals
Stranger: dude i hate frps
You: :-(
Stranger: sorry for that
Stranger: im sure you can find many people to play it
Stranger: i mean here
You: A cannibal is walking up to you
You: What do you do?
You: The cannibal looks very hungry
Stranger: I
Stranger: DO
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: FRPS
You: The cannibal eats you on the spot then dies from tummy ache
Stranger: GOD SAKE, IF I SEE A CANNIBAL, I RUN IMMEDIATELY
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You: Excuse me, are you good at maths?
Stranger: pssst - i don't feel like saying hi
Stranger: ummm i did ok in school
You: kk, here's the question
You: at midday, wembley stadium is 1/5 full
You: at 2 pm, 392000 people go there
You: the stadium is now 2/3 full
You: How many people can the stadium hold?
You: Please show your workings
Stranger: 392000 divided by 1/3
Stranger: x that ans by 2
Stranger: that will give u the total
You: let me test it...
You: accoring to the calculator
You: 392000/3 =130666.6667
Stranger: oops times it by 3 not 2
Stranger: sry
You: x 3 =
You: 392000
You: ...
You: Which set were you in at school?
Stranger: it's 7am here kid - cut me some slack
Stranger: :)
You: sry
You: do you want to try again?
You: ...
You:
You: 1/5+392000=2/3
You: hmm...
You: hang on...
Stranger: k - i got it now - 392000 divided by 3 - and add that to the 392000
You: 1/5x+392000=2/3x
You: wait... that's 392000*2
You: *=x
Stranger: no it's not
You: 392000/3=130666.667
You: ans+392000=522666.6667
You: ...
Stranger: u sure u have the numbers in the Q right?
You: what's a Q/
You: ?
Stranger: q=question
You: nope, that's all it says.
You: 3/15x+392000=10/15x
Stranger: well that 522K is right mathamaticly
Stranger: why 15?
You: lowest common multiple
You: 392000=10/15x-3/15x
You: 392000=7/15x
You: hhmmm...
Stranger: if 392000 is 2/3 - all u need to do is add one third of that value to it's self to find the grand total
You: no, 1/5 +392000=2/3
You: 392000=2.132857143x
You: 392000/2.132857=x
Stranger: ur making me insane
You: the questions making me insane
Stranger: it's simple
You: x=183791.0371
You: ...
Stranger: the 1/5 is only there to confuse u
You: no, it's definately 1/5+392000=2/3
Stranger: unless the 392000 is in addition to the 1/5 all ready there
You: yeah... that's what I was trying to say
Stranger: <sigh>
Stranger: hold on
You: i hate maths homework
Stranger: k - then (392000/5) x4 = 5/5
You: ?
Stranger: what does that work out to ?
You: where'd the 4 some from?
You: it makes 313600...
Stranger: we need to know what 1/5 of 392000 is then - sry x5!!!
You: 392000=7/15
You: 392000/7=1/15...
You: which = 56000
You: multiply by 15...
You: =840000! eureka!
Stranger: kool
You: thanks for your help
You: Anything you want to talk about?
Stranger: i'm not sure i helped much - but ur welcome
Stranger: i'm good - take care
Stranger: :)
You: cya!
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Stranger: ZOMG, ARE YOU COURTLYNN ORANGES FROM RP?
You: ZOMG YES!
Stranger: REALLY?!
You: YESSS!! HOW'D U KNOW!
Stranger: WHO AM I? >:o
You: YOU ARE EVERYTHING
You: AND NOTHING
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Over 9000/Trans/Mars
You: You?
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: im scared of birds
You: Oh really
You: did i fail to tell you that I am a bird
Stranger: omg!
Stranger: :)
You: What will you do
Stranger: in afraid and cant touch them
Stranger: i dono
You: A stranger hands you a shotgun.
You: Use it to destroy bird?
Stranger: no never
You: You dispose of the gun.
Stranger: im scared of them.. not hate
You: The bird uses this to it's advantage and eats you.
You: Game Over.
You: Restart?
You: 5.......
You: 4.....
You: 3.....
Stranger: :)
You: 2...
Stranger: :)
You: 1..
You: You get NOTHING
You: YOU LOSE
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You: You've just received negative feedback on eBay. What do you do?
Stranger: nothing
You: Mr. T breaks into your house and pitys you for your negligence.
You: GAME OVER
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You: Hi
You: You've just gotten negative feedback on ebay!
You: OH THE HORROR!
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i laugh^_^
Stranger: muahahaa
Stranger: like zetsu
You: You laugh so hard you choke on the peanuts you were eating
You: You're struggling to breathe.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i dont eat penuts i eat little kids>8)
You: You die from the child-sized peanut lodged in your throat.
You: GAME OVER
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Stranger: sup
You: You've just gotten an urgent letter from your bank, saying you're late on your loan repayments. What do you do?
Stranger: Leave the country.
You: Which country would you like to go?
You: Options are North, East, South and Underwater
Stranger: South.
You: It's a bit nippy out there, and you forgot to bring your coat.
You: Unfortunately, ravenous penguins are attracted to rapidly lowering body temperatures.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: I get back on the plane and head to country East.
You: You head East. A snake slithers up to you and asks you to pick a card. Which do you pick?
You: Options are: Five of Hearts, Ace of Spades, Joker of Smoker
Stranger: Five of Hearts.
You: You pick the Five of Hearts. The Snake falls in love with you and follows you everywhere.
You: You enter a bar, and the sign says no pets. The barkeep is looking at you with a less than pleasant expression on his face. What do you do?
Stranger: I tell the snake to kill the barkeep.
You: The snake is too in love with you to listen to what you're saying.
You: The barkeep is furious. What do you do?
Stranger: I tell the barkeep that the snake is the world's deadliest, and if he dares harm me it will attack him.
You: The barkeep offers you a drink, but he's got a weird smirk at the corner of his mouth.
Stranger: I pour the drink across the bar and set it alight.
You: The bar is on fire. Everyone panics and tries to leave, but the bouncer is blocking the only entrance out, and he's not going to let anyone out. What do you do?
Stranger: I smash a window and climb out.
You: You smash a window and climb out of the bar. You've got several nasty glass wounds on your body, so you go to the nearest hospital. There are two hospitals. Which one do you visit?
You: Possible options are: Left and Right.
Stranger: I visit the Left Hospital.
You: You visit the Left Hospital. The receptionist doesn't speak the same language as you, and there's an impatient queue behind you. What do you do?
Stranger: I rip open my shirt to show the receptionist my glass wounds, and use hand motions to indicate that I am injured.
You: You rip open your shirt, and the receptionist faints at your glass wounds. The snake finds you even more attractive than before, and the guy standing behind you gets angry and starts yelling at you. What do you do?
Stranger: I throw the snake at the guy standing behind me.
You: You throw the snake at the guy standing behind you. The snake then slithers back up to you and hearts continue to emanate from her head. The guy behind you is readying his fist to punch you, and for some strange reason, your feet weigh a ton and you can't move. What do you do?
Stranger: I ready myself to take the punch.
You: You take the punch like a man. Unfortunately for you, the man standing behind you was Mike Tyson.
You: You are dead.
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: bah
You: Epilogue: The Snake excels at the top of her career and becomes a pop sensation.
Stranger: haha

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You: You receive a letter from your bank stating you're late on your loan repayments. What do you do?
Stranger: rob a bank.
You: You decide to rob a bank. You're incredibly poor on this and you're caught on camera. The police are looking for you. What do you do?
Stranger: change your name to bertha. get a sex change. move to a far away place where you have no one and perform beastiality to the cows on your farm.
You: You change your name to bertha. You get a sex change. You move toa far away place with no-one and you perform bestiality to the cows on your newly obtained farm. The cow talks to you, and asks that you feed him. He has a strict diet of living people. What do you do?
Stranger: give him people.
Stranger: obviously.
You: There is no-one in your new location. You are the only living human being nearby.
You: The cow is getting impatient. What do you do?
Stranger: then i guess you're dead.
Stranger: game over.
You: You guess that you're dead. The cow eats you, and your guess is right!
You: You're dead.
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: ROFL
You: Epilogue: It was the best meal the cow ever had.
Stranger: hahahahahaa
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: that was the best story ever.
You: Wanna try again?
Stranger: not really.
You: OK.
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You: Hello
You: You've just received an urgent letter from your bank, saying you're late on your loan repayments. What do you do?
Stranger: Tell them the dog ate it.
You: You tell them the dog ate it. A bank representative breaks into your house and kidnaps your dog, who is dissected and has no bank latter inside. The bank representative "persuades" you to pay up. What do you do?
Stranger: Pay, 5 cents at a time.
Stranger: Can we have a decent conversation?
You: This particular bank only accepts Euros. The bank representative does not wish to have a decent conversation and knocks you unconscious. You wake up in a desert. What do you do?
Stranger: I stop talking to you.
You: You stop talking to you. You realize that in this desert you do not have the sufficient resources to survive (food, water, shelter etc.) What do you do?
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They always say stuff like "do u like cock", "up the ass wit a dildo" etc. It's just not funny.

Stranger: hii
You: Knock knock
Stranger: asl?
You: ?
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: nice
Stranger: from?
You: New York
Stranger: wowww
You: I love the spring
Stranger: yeah
You: When you dont need so much close
You: *clothes
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: Chatting with you
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: you have messenger?
You: Iamaboy@hotmail.com
Stranger: you online?

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You: Hello :)
Stranger: [h][i]
You: You are going aboard a plane. And you have stuff that the police find imicrating. What do you do?
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Stranger: hey
You: Hiya :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/UK :)
You: R u a hot girl?
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You: Do you play the DS?
Stranger: what's DS?
You: A DS? It's a handheld console you play games on :)
Stranger: Ah..
Stranger: no...i don't play DS.
You: Do you play any other computer consoles or own any?
Stranger: i play psp.
You: Do you play games on it? Or do you download porn on it? :)
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Stranger: hello
You: Hi :)
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm fine thanks. Just wondering what to do
You: yourself?
Stranger: I'm also fine, thanks
Stranger: so you're bored and want to do something?
You: Yeah. See I've been playing most of thew games I currently own..... and I have nothing else interesting to do :(
Stranger: are these games from the web?
You: No. They are for my DS
You: I never play online games (ie: internet) because they are normally not good playing :@
Stranger: it's true
Stranger: too hard to move on
You: So what do you suggest I do with my free time?
Stranger: mmmh...
Stranger: maybe watching a film?
Stranger: have you ever seen Blade Runner?
You: Blade runner? Can't say I've heard ot it ;/
You: Yeah. I'd usually watch a flim if I wanted to. Sadly, most of the ones I've seen are ones I've already watched or ones that don't suit my interests ;/
Stranger: mmmh... do you like sci-fi?
You: A bit. Depends what kind of sci-fi film it is. Normally I ain't bothered about what the titles are. If it gives me something to do - I will watch it :)
Stranger: so Blade Runner is black sci-fi, it's not about tech like star trek, nor about monsters like star wars
Stranger: it's very philosophal
You: Very intresting....
Stranger: it's classical
You: Maybe I'll go pick it up whenever I get the chance to :)
Stranger: it makes you a lot of doubts in your mind when it finnishes
You: You mean it's like one of those films that has plots that leave you confused and trying to figure out the answer to?
Stranger: more or less
Stranger: the history is clear
Stranger: but it makes you asking yourself about existence
Stranger: and about the future
Stranger: are we going right?
You: I think so
You: So it's like one of those films that predict the future?
Stranger: I've seen this film four times
Stranger: and never get tired
You: Ah! This sounds like a real interesting film. Maybe I'll go pick it up next time I'm buying stuff online. Was nice speaking to ya :)
You: cheerio!! :)
Stranger: :) nice to meet you
Stranger: have fun
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You: What colour is your underwear?
Stranger: black
Stranger: urs ?
You: black also
You: is it lacy and a thong?
Stranger: lacy yes, not a thong
You: Awww ;-;
You: But it must feel good on you doesn't it? Why not wear anything at all? It would look good on a girl such as yourself :D
Stranger: what if I toldyou I was a boy
You: Oh shi-
You: I flirted with a boy ;x
Stranger: I didn't say i was
You: Ah well
Stranger: haha I just prepared you cuz maybe I was
Stranger: but im not
Stranger: just figured it out
You: Very interesting :)
Stranger: yup , that's what I thought so
You: So, do you do anyother stuff apart from wearing lacy knickers? :)
Stranger: I wear matching bra's
You: Revealing ones?
Stranger: sometimes when Im in the mood
Stranger: I don't hope you do
You: Please. I've wore something I shouldn't be.... but I wouldn' wear something that suits me :)
Stranger: haha good
Stranger: so kid who's curious for people's underwear, where r u from ?
You: I'm from the UK. And I've always been interested in women's clothing :)
Stranger: yeahh I bet you did
Stranger: how cool, Im from Amsterdam
You: Really? Is it a good place to be in?
Stranger: yeh it's fun
You: How fun is it?
Stranger: like this ------------------ fun
Stranger: maybe even more
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: haven't seen everything yet
You: Do you get bikini girls?
Stranger: not so much of bikini weather here
You: Awww.... that's like, such a bummer ;-;
You: What interesting stuff is their to do there? :)
Stranger: not so much, just chilling I guess..
Stranger: and in the uk ?
You: Hmm..... Well, from where I live, I haven't explored everywhere yet
Stranger: and where may that be
You: But from what I've seen - it's got it's good scenery..... beaches..... golf...... football places.... you name it
You: it's not got decent places mind you. But it's scenery is really good :)
Stranger: does it have tapdancing oranges ?
You: Tapdancing oranges? What's that? :O
Stranger: well
Stranger: oranges who tapdance
Stranger: duh
You: That sounds very weird. No, I don't think it does ;-;
Stranger: well.. that's a bummer
You: I really don't like it here tbh. We get lot's of weather that spells rain ;-;
You: I want a place where it's really sunny
You: And a good place for exploring ancient history. Maybe some places where I can meet people that created my favourite games :)
Stranger: ah you game ? that's a turn off
Stranger: I bet you play halo and stuff
You: Halo? who plays that shit?
Stranger: aah good
Stranger: what a relief
You: No really. I just don't 'like; FPS games. Even if I did and had skype and online play, I'd get abused by these people that like flamming you because they can't take a beating :@
Stranger: haha you sound like an addict to me
You: An addict? How so? :O
Stranger: dunno. everyone who playes games is a game addict I think
Stranger: but dude, it's my birthday today so im leaving to go eat cake hurray to me
You: Oh I was an addict alright. But lately, I';ve not been playuing games a lot
Stranger: haha see told you
You: Okay then. Have a great birthday and happy birthday friend :)
Stranger: thank you very much
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You: Hi :)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im serhan
Stranger: whats ur name
You: I'm Andrew :)
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You: What ya doing?
Stranger: farting
Stranger: u
You: Just typing away trying to find something
You: but that's a odd thing to do :)
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You: Hiya :D
Stranger: IIIIIIIIII>IIIIIII>IIIIIIIIIIIII>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII>IIIIIIIIIIIIII>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII>IIIIIIIIIIIIIII>IIIIIIIII>IIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: Wow that's an impresive code you've wirtten there :)
Stranger: YAP!
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You: Hello :)
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm fine thanks. How about yourself?
Stranger: im very well thank you
You: So what ya doing?
Stranger: nothing special
Stranger: you?
You: I'm currently surfing the internet trying to find a good article to read
You: I ain't the bookworm.... but when your bored, you need something to read to pass the time ;/
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: i should do my homework buuut im too tired :D
You: When do you need to hand it in?
You: ...And I always hated homework. Never did it :)
Stranger: maths
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: do you like pi?
Stranger: 314!....
Stranger: 3.14 even
You: or even 3.14159265358979323846
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 7/22
Stranger: almost
Stranger: kinda
You: I'm not sure about the 323846
You: Although most people just use 3
You: Especially when they're doing a non-calculator test
Stranger: lol
Stranger: psh
Stranger: I would
Stranger: rather leave pi in and simplify around it
Stranger: then round to 3
You: Do you have a DS?
Stranger: no
You: You should get one and play Phoenix Wright
Stranger: nahh
You: It would make your life much nicer
You: You know you want to
You: wright-law-offices/omegle-talk-strangers-t14776-40.html
You: The link is to see all my previous chats.
You: My name is Hahex on the link
You: look for me
Stranger: lol
You: Lets see...
You: 8============3
You: monkey!
You: 8==================================3
You: MORE MONKEYS!!!
Stranger: it kinda
Stranger: looks like two eyes
You: lalala
Stranger: then a reeeeeaaaallllly long nose
Stranger: sideways
You: And if you look at it in a pervy way...
Stranger: 8 =========3 )
Stranger: I like you #8==3 )
You: 8=============================================================================3)
Stranger: see
Stranger: face
You: lol
You: so...
You: I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS!!!!
Stranger: I like that picture
Stranger: of the girl
You: SHOP-DA-WHOOP!
Stranger: painted like a mudkip
You: send me the link
Stranger: but fuck the pokemon
You: send me the link to the picture
You: please
Stranger: ill try to find it
You: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Stranger: well
Stranger: here is a ytmnd, lol
Stranger: http://soiherduliekmyspace.ytmnd.com/
You: waiting for it to load...
Stranger: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Mudkipchan3.jpg
Stranger: YEAH ID HIT IT
You: waiting for the other one to load...
Stranger: you need better internet sir
You: That's a rather disturbing picture...
You: and it finished loading by the time i finished typing
You: so...
Stranger: so
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Germany
Stranger: ah, cool
Stranger: I'm in canada
Stranger: you're english is good!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: wow
Stranger: dont tell anyone
You: (note, my teacher said I should always lie to internet strangers)
Stranger: I just did that
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: do you really thing
Stranger: think
Stranger: I would stalk you?
You: So... you're not really from canada?
Stranger: no I am
Stranger: Toronto
You: Ooh!
You: My friend lives therE!
Stranger: cool
You: He's got a really big house
Stranger: lol
You: made out of glass
You: with ponies
Stranger: nice
You: and unicorns
Stranger: shiiit
Stranger: my shirt
You: and butterflies
Stranger: has a unicorn on it
Stranger: eating a rainbow
Stranger: getting fat
You: and other generic fairy tale crap
Stranger: it is a great shirt
You: like a giant castle
You: in the sky
Stranger: (is your friend a princess?)
You: (no)
Stranger: : (
You: (he's a prince married to a princess)
You: But due to more woman rights, the princess gets her way more often
Stranger: woman rights?
Stranger: lol
You: Actualy, they live in hawaii. It's the Pentagon hacker who lives in Canada
Stranger: ah
Stranger: man
Stranger: I want to visit Hawaii
You: She also doubles as a prostitue
You: in case you're interested
Stranger: Lost is filmed there, I love Lost
Stranger: nah
You: kewl
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: wow dont mock lost
Stranger: do you like house?
Stranger: house is great
You: Yeah, it would be pretty sad if you tried to get an imaginary prostitute
You: what's house/
Stranger: House
You: ?
Stranger: the show
Stranger: its good
Stranger: just saying
You: Never heard of it
Stranger: trying to find common ground here
Stranger: wtf
You: I don't watch tv often
You: And I live in Japan
Stranger: liar
You: But I have a UK tv
You: no, I actually live in America
You: or do I?
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: but make up your mind
You: I made up my mind. I live on mars
You: The air's pretty thick up here
You: lol
Stranger: bullshit
You: hehe...
Stranger: no atmosphere
Stranger: do you like Atmosphere?
Stranger: they are pretty sick imo
You: There actually is atmosphere, it's just not oxygen
You: Oh, I don't listen to a lot of music either
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCywipbWYcM
Stranger: you're a pretty boring person
Stranger: I bet
You: Sorry, I don't really like it
Stranger: you spend all day on the computer, probably like
You: some random guy with no life?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: probably
Stranger: but I'm not judging
You: Yeah, that pretty much sums me up
Stranger: what are you good at?
You: playing piano
Stranger: nice
Stranger: I tried but I was bad :(
You: And the flute
Stranger: my hand eye coordination isnt really there
You: not much else
Stranger: sick
You: oh, I'm good at touch typing
You: lol
Stranger: gets all the ladies yeah
Stranger: what do you play on the piano?
Stranger: classical?
Stranger: jazz?
You: ya, classical
You: and a teeny winy bit of jazz
Stranger: its all cool imo
You: very teeny
Stranger: lots of people ignore classical
Stranger: but I'm a big fan
Stranger: like
Stranger: here
You: heh, I actually couldn't care less about classical.
You: my true passion is...
You: so sad I can't type it
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: I'll never meet you
Stranger: get it off your chest
You: It's orchestrated video game music!
Stranger: ah, cool
Stranger: have you seeeeeen
Stranger: video games live or w/e?
You: on the internet, downloaded on to my computer
Stranger: see, thats not really nerdy
Stranger: thats like
Stranger: different
You: My dream is to play with the tokyo symphnic
Stranger: but its not pathetic
Stranger: pathetic is like
You: and play LOZ
Stranger: pokemon
You: maybe
Stranger: can you compose?
You: wait... pokemon?
You: crap
You: (just joking)
You: no i can't compose
You: well, I can try
Stranger: you should try
You: it's not usually amazing
Stranger: idk
Stranger: I think you can work with video game music
You: maybe
You: but i wanna be a lawyer when im older
Stranger: are you in high school atm?
You: ya
Stranger: yeah, I graduate in two days, lol
You: kewl
Stranger: I dunno, I hear law
Stranger: is pretty hard
Stranger: if you're not brilliant
Stranger: the brilliant guys make tons of money
Stranger: the average guys
You: im doing a music, english and maths degree probably
Stranger: spend tons of money on education
You: then I'll do the law conversion course
Stranger: and get shitty law jobs
Stranger: Yeah, I think I'm going to do international relations
Stranger: but idk
Stranger: I just want to enjoy it
Stranger: see
Stranger: here
Stranger: is a song I could listen to all day
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ENf4VEhI40
You: BTW, don't forget to visit my sprite topic on: http://forums.court-records.net/
Stranger: atmosphere and dvorak
Stranger: what else do you need?
You: linking park?
Stranger: PASS
You: sprites/hahex-sprites-update-more-requests-t13829.html
You: look at what I do with my life
Stranger: how about
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFmfncE-jD0
Stranger: this is different
Stranger: but I'm down with it
Stranger: I love the violin
Stranger: thats kinda
Stranger: my little goal
Stranger: learn to paly the violin
You: wow
You: kewl
You: people should strum violins more often
You: I wanna do violin in 6th form
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: so the UK
You: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I have lots of family over there
You: /me bangs head on wall
Stranger: and I'm a british citizen so its ok
You: Whoa, this band is awesome
Stranger: anyway, I have latin to learn, best of luck to you
You: latin...
You: i got 18.5/24 today
Stranger: you know what the IB is?
You: no
Stranger: oh, whatever
Stranger: I thought lots of people in the UK did it
You: IB...
You: What does it stand for>
You: ?
Stranger: international baccalaureate
Stranger: that is a mouthful
You: hang on a minute, I need to check something
You: sorry, im back
Stranger: i forgive you
You: never heard of ib
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: its like
Stranger: A levels but harder :(
You: oohhh
Stranger: and I'm writing an exam for like
You: still never heard of it
Stranger: latin tomorrow thats 100% of my mark for like
Stranger: 4 years of work
Stranger: so
Stranger: I really shouldnt be here
You: sorry
You: bye then
Stranger: but I hope we've gotten something out of this conversation
You: cya maybe
Stranger: namely #8==3 )
You: lol
Stranger: bye

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Stranger: like omg,did u c what Andy wore today?!
You: like omigosh
You: it was so disguisting
You: it had the meat and the sauce all over it
Stranger: yeah
You: and it smelled like poop
Stranger: totally
You: i was all liek 'get away from me loser'
You: and he was all liek 'you stupid slut'
You: so i was all liek 'shut the hell up'
You: and he was all liek 'no you shut the hell up'
You: and i was all liek 'you're such a gay fag'
You: and then he shut up
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what a loser he is
You: lolz i even saw him after school,
You: liek doing something with a bum
You: and i was all liek ':l
You: and he was all liek ' :/
Stranger: omg,guess who i saw after skool?!
You: who/
Stranger: Janie with her emo boyfriend!!ugh
You: lolz he haz so many cutz he looks liek ... well sumthing bad
Stranger: Janie used to be popular when she wasnt dating that emo
You: yupz now shez liek 'oh once i saw hiz face, i knew he was the one fur me'
You: instead of, 'what a stupid luzer'
You: anyways did u see what Tori did to that nerd?
Stranger: no,what did she do?
You: she totally spit her gum out and shoved it on his glasses
You: and she was all liek 'fuck off lozer'
You: and the nerd. EWW
You: He started to chew the frekin gum
Stranger: ewwww
Stranger: GROSS
You: then tori was all liek 'fag'
You: and tori pushed him onto the teacher
You: and he fell right on teh teacher's well.
You: ...
Stranger: which nerd?Austin?
You: yup the one with the freckle on his eye lid
Stranger: oh that 1
You: then he turned totally red and jumped off
Stranger: wow
You: but he bumped into tori again
You: and she smaked him across the face
Stranger: LOL
You: b/c his nerd calculator was in her boobs
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hes soo ugly
You: yeah such an ugly fag
You: OWAIT
You: I think he's the hobo i was talking about
You: u know with teh other nerd
You: EW
Stranger: gross!!!
You: yupz u just don't know now
You: u think a nerd will do anything for you.
You: but you find he's bi
You: or gay
Stranger: Amber got hit in the head with a basketball 2day then she tripped on a rock and then she fell into a puddle of mud
You: she'z such a lozer
Stranger: yeah
You: and she thinks she can get with the coolest guy in school;
You: but she has no chance
Stranger: totally
You: so liek she was all liek 'hey ummmmmmmm' to him
You: and he was all liek 'move it lozer'
Stranger: to Brad?
You: yup
Stranger: hes soooo cute!!
You: i know right!
You: i took a picture of him today and i'm putting it in my locker
Stranger: omg,rly?!
You: yups
You: he's so dreamy
Stranger: who do u think hes gonna ask to go to prom with him?! i no,right?
You: i dunno
You: maybe he's gay too
You: I wonder if he could take the both of us
Stranger: yeah!!
You: it would be so awesome
Stranger: totally
You: i would be on teh left side, and you on the right
You: and amber would be all liek 'i can;t believe he doesn't like me'
You: i'd be all liek 'honey, he never liked you
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i have to go shopping bye
Stranger: xoxoxoxoxo
You: bye
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You: sup
Stranger: nm
Stranger: u
You: is that a curse
Stranger: no
Stranger: =/
You: what did i do this time?
Stranger: nothing yet
You: yet?
Stranger: that's right
You: so you know what i'm going to do next?
Stranger: not really
You: so if i say 'i'm sorry' for something i might do, will you know?
You: but i might not say i'm sry. and you wouldn't know would you?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yea i wouldnt
You: oh
You: shoot
Stranger: what?
You: i thought you would have known that, since you said yet
Stranger: nah i dont
You: ohhh/ i get it now
Stranger: u screwed up
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You: OKAY
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Stranger: i love knopfian scammers
You: i know, rite?
Stranger: yeah way cool
You: xcept it's, like, totally hard to become one, because you have to get, like, a billion GEDs
Stranger: my cousin was a knopfian scammer
You: really?
Stranger: my cousins cousin was a knopfian scammer
You: cool
Stranger: there father was a knopfian scammer
You: you know, most people don't even know where knopf is
Stranger: ur kidding
Stranger: r they stupid
You: i no, right? they must be
Stranger: everyone should go to knopf at least once in their life
You: or more. there's so much to see in knopf.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so much
Stranger: the knopfian pools
Stranger: tthe knopfian fountains
Stranger: gardens
You: the knopfian gardens are exquisite
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes they are
You: the best ones are in the city of vintage
Stranger: vintage is my favorite
You: it's such a nice place to vacation in. much better than doubleday, ugh! doubleday gives knopf a bad name.
Stranger: I TOTALLY AGREE!
You: i know, right? the pools are tainted with urine and litter, and the gardens are half-dead, and the fountains are cracked and broken, and the hotels are old and expensive.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: very untasteful
Stranger: ahhhhhh but have you been to spraken
You: yes! of course! gorgeous place
Stranger: very lovely
Stranger: and the sprakens are wonderful
Stranger: very hospitable
You: yes, the sprakens.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good memories
You: mmhm
Stranger: you were saying?
You: about?
Stranger: i don't know it said u were typing
You: oh
Stranger: oh no, no, no, u first
Stranger: lol
You: yeah, i actually forgot. what i was going to say.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sucks getting old huh?
You: yeah.
Stranger: u did it again
You: wait, this time I really wasn't typing.
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
Stranger: maybe someone is watching
You: oOoH
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: !!
You: must be someone who's aware of my secret identity as a knopfian scammer.
Stranger: very possibly
Stranger: we should be careful
You: yes
You: the us gov't is quite wary of us knopfian scammers
Stranger: I KNOW!
Stranger: drats!
Stranger: i've been eluding them for years
You: i hear they've infiltrated omegle
Stranger: NOOOO!
Stranger: not another one!
You: i know, right.
Stranger: well i'll have to go back underground
You: yeah. i hate when that happens
Stranger: where r u getting your intel
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You: OH NO THEY'vE INFILTRATED MY ACCT
Stranger: lol
You: must...press...blug...flads...
You: yes!
You: i've gotten the us government out of my computer.
Stranger: not blug...flads!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!
You: blug...flads sux
Stranger: wow that's dangerous
Stranger: u ok
You: i know.
You: yeah
Stranger: whew
You: it's actually easy to get the us gov't out of a computer. just use a sledgehammer and anything harry potter related. apply liberally to computer motherboard. serves one
Stranger: lol
You: cures the blug...flads like *that*!
Stranger: i bet
You: not with vista tho. they've put sledgehammer locks.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: very funny
Stranger: very fgood
Stranger: i'll have to test them then
Stranger: "looking for my sledgehammer"
Stranger: i hate vista
Stranger: they've screwed up everything
You: seconded
Stranger: and speed?
Stranger: what speed?
Stranger: fuck vista
You: speed is stty.
Stranger: what's stty?
You: it's knopfian for 'bat fucking insane'
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh yeah i forgot
You: usually the word 'prearfds' is used instead of 'stty' tho
Stranger: right. that's how i heard it
You: damn those newfangled dialects
Stranger: i know!
You: they make knopfian so confusing.
Stranger: it's getting harder and harder to keep up
You: like, is bread 'breed' or 'broodeanls?' i can never tell
Stranger: i know
Stranger: confusing
You: confeldorns or lorlanesque-dovinch.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but their sure damn smart
You: mmhm
Stranger: so where u from

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You: hi
Stranger: im nate
Stranger: u
You: PATRICIA
Stranger: 19 m us
Stranger: u
You: 40 f us
Stranger: wow
Stranger: married?
You: no. ;D
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You: HAIZENZOZEN, ANKENDORNFENJAELDIN
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from>
You: knopf
Stranger: ?
You: it's in the lower reaches of hyperion, right south of the republic of simon and schuster. i live right next door to random house.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i see what you did there
You: very astute
Stranger: thanks
You: you're the first person who actually got that
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: soooo tell me about yourself
Stranger: that is my creepy friend
Stranger: he's not as smart as me
Stranger: and he didn't know the publishing thing
Stranger: his name is dustin
You: ah.
Stranger: im not stupid though
Stranger: (this is dustin)
Stranger: hey we gtg
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: ok

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good..
Stranger: *slowly draws three blue eyes white dragons from my expensive deck*
You: You just activated my trap card!
Stranger: GO MISSINGNO
Stranger: GLITCH HIS HALL OF FLAME
You: D:
You: Go! Damon Gant!
Stranger: shet
You: He will rape your soul. You can't stop it. He's the chief of police.
Stranger: GO PASTERBALL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: MASTERBALL
Stranger: I CATCH UR DAMON GANT
You: D:
Stranger: RARE CANDY x?99
Stranger: NOW
You: ;_;
Stranger: kthxbai
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you like pi?
You: 3.14, hell yes
Stranger: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609
You: haha
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: why do you ask? let me guess, you want someone to cyber with.
Stranger: ok then forget that I asked :D
You: heh
You: and fyi, it's 15 m sweden
You: ;D
You: hmm
You: and you?
Stranger: let see 17 f indonesia <<< do you believe it?
You: no.
You: :3
You: Owned.
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Stranger: Hey
You: It spoke. It's capable of speech.
Stranger: Correct.
You: I shall try to make conversation with it.
Stranger: You should.
You: Hello there little creature!
Stranger: Hi there ;)
You: OK. Friendly response, but there seems to be some sort of code at the end.
You: Maybe it's a secret message to its kin about an invasion.
Stranger: The code? Oh that's a wink, it's a sign of friendlyness.
You: I shall try to continue the conversation.
You: How are you?
Stranger: Oh well, doing fine, and you?
You: Update: It is capable of asking questions. That's two out of four.
You: I shall try to lure it into responding in an alternate way.
You: I am ready to receive orders, Sir!
Stranger: Well, that's good for you, private.
You: Update: It is incapable of giving commands. I shall try the last one.
You: CAN YOU YELL AS LOUD AS I CAN??
Stranger: No, because I can't hear you yell *smiles*
You: Update: It is incapable of exclamative speech.
You: That's two out of four types of communication. That's OK, but the humans they tested on last week responded with all four.
You: We must beat Momirex Industries in finding a more powerful species.
Stranger: Oh that's too bad.
Stranger: Good luck ;)
You: I am now going to debrief the subject.
You: Um, I have to go now! Bye bye!
Stranger: Bye, and thanks for the hilarious conv :P
You: End Transmission
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You: Fuck yeah.
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