*insert Institutionalized riff here*

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The other day at work, I almost threw away the deposit. In the dumpster. Seriously. It took almost 5 minutes for me to realize what I'd done.

Try explaining that one to the boss. "Um, yeah. That $250? I threw... it... away."

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When I was at work, I was staring at the cielings whilst walking for no reason and then I realised I was walking in circles for about five minutes. >.<

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When I was younger I ripped my shorts, very embarrassing. I hit my knee on a wall (dont ask) and my mum said I was dispraxic and I went "I'm not dispraxic!" and hit my bruised knee on the table >.< In school I hummed in my English class until a girl told me to stop, I didn't even realise I was humming. Another time I tripped over thin air!

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...I fell UP the steps. It was bad enough that I managed to fall up the steps...but...well...Ugh. I sneezed and peed at the same time while managing to do so. All of this while my books flew all over the place. Add in the fact that my chem professor was RIGHT BEHIND me...ugh. He NEVER lets me live it down.

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Last year on Christmas, I was at a friend's house and I put salt in my tea. >.>

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Something pretty embarrassing happened when I was on holiday at the Lake District with my girlfriend and her parents, almost two months ago. So, it was the last night of the holiday and her parents went to bed. They said we had to be down after ten minutes. So, after some kissing, etc., we went downstairs. (The bedrooms were downstairs in this place.)

Well, my girlfriend went downstairs first. I had to get a drink quickly first. I thought they'd be mad if I took too long, so I hurried downstairs, brushed my teeth, and I was in the downstairs hall... with no lights on. So, I was feeling the walls, trying to find my door. Then I hear my girlfriend's dad walk around in the dark, and I'm like, "Ohh, shit." I knew he was near me, so I had to go into my room quick.

Except, it wasn't my room. It was my girlfriend's mum's room. Well, due to a lack of beds, they were both in the same bed. They turned on the light, and I was standing there in the doorway, with her dad behind me. There was a sudden silence, then I said "oops."

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I was walking to the train station about two years ago and this boy asked me about cannabis. It was a well-known fact that I wouldn't touch drugs with a ten-foot pole and some jerks liked to wind me up about it (when my grandfather died of a heart attack brought about by smoking six years before, I vowed that I would never smoke, drink to excess, or take drugs). Anyway, I had a bottle of squash I was drinking from at the time and even though there were people around us I drenched him in what I hadn't drunk and yelled at the top of my lungs.

"Keep dreaming you insensitive jerk! I haven't touched that junk and I never will! Wake up and smell the coffee!"

I ended up in counseling after that at my tutor's suggestion.