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Sadly since one of my funnier friends at shcool always talks about shooting Cnadians as a joke, I won't state them since they are not funny and he shoulde be shot for saying those.


I will sate what Yars said once:

"The pool is closed, due to aids"
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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You know... In Soviet Russian, Canadians shoot you *SHOT*
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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I'll reappear soon enough...patience...

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Background information: The person who said this isn't really my friend, but I've known him since kindergarten because he's on my school bus. Also he's not too bright, so the fact that he said this makes it even funnier. It'd be the funniest if you knew him though.

So he was talking to another person on my bus, and I forget who he was talking to AND what they were talking about, but the comment still stands. So the person he was talking to, I guess, had to make a decision or something, so he said to them:

"It's like jumping off the roof into a pool. If you don't think about it, you can do it!"

I wasn't even part of the conversation and I found it hilarious.
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... from some friends~
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O.o Mental image of eating Apollo. Run awaaaaay.
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Nom nom nom....
*runs away with sugary Apollo* I may be for Edgeworth, but it's a confection!
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One day, he's going to go mad and delete the forums.

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

(7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu CR!

People should live freely without constraints.
That's how life should be! -
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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From an anonymous GameFAQS member, "WTF?! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DISAGREE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sadly, he seemed to be serious. I awarded him "The Day's Stupidest Post."
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My friends and I have very strange conversation. We once spent an entire lunch period talking about what would happen if Spider-Man joined the Navy.

...And a random quote from the other day...
Cory: Yeah, Matt? Well YOU'RE about as straight as Kevin!
Kevin: Hey! What the fuck?
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My brother and I share this battlecry: KILL 'EM UP!
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... look fight?
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.... I would change the hands to match (up/down) but I think it wouldn't look fight as a smilie that way.

:keylady: Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to fly return~ :edgy:

(7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu CR!

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In this little production, I will be Phoenix, my friend will be Apollo, and a girl we know will be Viola.

:uramidn: She said she was going to take some time off, clear her head.
:odoroki: How? Syringing?

:phoenix: What did you do today?
:odoroki: I went down to the bus station.
:phoenix: What were you doing there?
:odoroki: Well officially I was trespassing.

:phoenix: Do you know, Roy Schneider died?
:odoroki: Who?
:phoenix: The guy from Jaws.
:odoroki: Oh, him. Wasn't he the one who played the shark?
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This was a long, long time ago...

Friend: Is butter made from buttercups?

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:keiko: My friend
:phoenix: Me

:keiko: Recycle more, kids!
:phoenix: Why?
:keiko: Because they charge you for paying money!
:phoenix: Charge us for paying money...right...
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Even my ex-friends aren't funny. But I'll post some quotes nayway!

Oh, yeah.

Klavier = Me.
Grossberg = Someone in my class.

Everyone else is marked.

In IT wrote:
:grossburg: I beat anorexia!

In IT... after I rickrolled him wrote:
:grossburg: How do I turn it off?
:kyouya-pull: Well, press X then keep hitting "OK" until you can't anymore. When that happens, click "Cancel".
:grossburg: *does so* It doesn't work!
:kyouya-pull: Your computer's fucked then.
:grossburg: OHM! You said a naughty word!

In Geography wrote:
:grossburg: Why do we need Geography?
:edgeworth: (Geography Teacher) So you can find Turkey on a map.
:grossburg: I can find it on a plate!
:kyouya-pull: Your missing the point.

In PE wrote:
:grossburg: What's the point in PE?
:kyouya-pull: So the PE teachers can call me a weakling for having athsma.
:grossburg: Then what does PE stand for?
:kyouya-pull: Pointless Excersises.
:grossburg: Then why do have RE?
:kyouya-pull: I'm not a fucking dictionary.

In English wrote:
:grossburg: Miss, how do you spell 'friend'?
:kyouya-pull: I'll tell you. It's spelled "F" "U" "C "N" K" "D"
:grossburg: Thanks.
:kyouya-pull: Wait. *facepalm*
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Occult Wanderer wrote:
Even my ex-friends aren't funny. But I'll post some quotes nayway!

Oh, yeah.

Klavier = Me.
Grossberg = Someone in my class.

Everyone else is marked.

In IT wrote:
:grossburg: I beat anorexia!

In IT... after I rickrolled him wrote:
:grossburg: How do I turn it off?
:kyouya-pull: Well, press X then keep hitting "OK" until you can't anymore. When that happens, click "Cancel".
:grossburg: *does so* It doesn't work!
:kyouya-pull: Your computer's fucked then.
:grossburg: OHM! You said a naughty word!

In Geography wrote:
:grossburg: Why do we need Geography?
:edgeworth: (Geography Teacher) So you can find Turkey on a map.
:grossburg: I can find it on a plate!
:kyouya-pull: Your missing the point.

In PE wrote:
:grossburg: What's the point in PE?
:kyouya-pull: So the PE teachers can call me a weakling for having athsma.
:grossburg: Then what does PE stand for?
:kyouya-pull: Pointless Excersises.
:grossburg: Then why do have RE?
:kyouya-pull: I'm not a fucking dictionary.

In English wrote:
:grossburg: Miss, how do you spell 'friend'?
:kyouya-pull: I'll tell you. It's spelled "F" "U" "C "N" K" "D"
:grossburg: Thanks.
:kyouya-pull: Wait. *facepalm*


ROFL. I like the geography one. xD
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He's not my friend, but...

:adrian: *drawing elves*
:hotti: Are those elves?
:adrian: Yeah?
:hotti: They look like people.
:adrian: So?
:hotti: You can't draw them.
:adrian: Why not?
:hotti: They're not people.
:adrian: Of course they're people.
:hotti: They're not people!
:adrian: They are!
:hotti: They're not people! THEY DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS!!
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Quandtuniverse wrote:
He's not my friend, but...

:adrian: *drawing elves*
:hotti: Are those elves?
:adrian: Yeah?
:hotti: They look like people.
:adrian: So?
:hotti: You can't draw them.
:adrian: Why not?
:hotti: They're not people.
:adrian: Of course they're people.
:hotti: They're not people!
:adrian: They are!
:hotti: They're not people! THEY DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS!!


xDDD

:phoenix: Me
:grossburg: Some art classmate

:phoenix: *drinking plain water from a Chinese brand bottle*
:grossburg: Is that Chinese water?
:nick: No. It's just tap water from my kitchen.

(As if I got water imported from China. That ignorant fool)

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:phoenix: Me
:pearl: Some kid age 6?

:phoenix: Don't point at me! Do you know how rude that is?
:pearl: ...Do you know how rude 35 metres is?
:nick: What?...
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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Bombom Dubbie wrote:
:phoenix: Me
:grossburg: Some art classmate

:phoenix: *drinking plain water from a Chinese brand bottle*
:grossburg: Is that Chinese water?
:nick: No. It's just tap water from my kitchen.

(As if I got water imported from China. That ignorant fool)


How should he know that?
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Balrog wrote:
Bombom Dubbie wrote:
:phoenix: Me
:grossburg: Some art classmate

:phoenix: *drinking plain water from a Chinese brand bottle*
:grossburg: Is that Chinese water?
:nick: No. It's just tap water from my kitchen.

(As if I got water imported from China. That ignorant fool)


How should he know that?


Well, yeah. You're right about that. :oops:
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Like, what?

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So in Taiwan, we have $10 coins and $50 coins. My friend & I went to the store and bought something for $159. Friend takes out two $100 bills...

Friend (to cashier): Give me one sec...I think I have a $10 coin.
*Shuffles around wallet*
Friend: Ahh, there.
Cashier: Thank you. That's $210. I'll give you $51 in change.
*Cashier takes out one $50 coin and one $1 coin*
Friend: Ohh, can you give me five $10 coins instead?
Me: ...??? *Is confused why he gave the cashier the $10 in the first place*
Me (outside of the store): So why did you give her the $10 coin?
Friend: Because I want to avoid having random $1 coins everywhere.
Me: ...*is genuinely speechless*

According to him he wasn't thinking properly at the moment and blurted out random words...still funny though.
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What the heck is a "Blassy?"

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Well, my school isn't terribly funny, but this happened today, so..yeah.

:maya: (me)

:phoenix: (friend A.)

:godot: (friend B. Friend B is that cool...okay, he's not, but he's still cool.)


:phoenix: Hey.

:maya: What?

:phoenix: (points to Friend B) Next time he says 'Hey,' Tell him hay is for horses.

:maya: ...Um, okay?

:godot: Hey!

:maya: Hay is for horses!

:godot: And high is for crackheads. Now shut up and let me talk.

:maya: D:

I bet you that people have been telling him that all day.

(Looking back, it's not that funny.)
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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XDDDDD I found that highly funny XDDDDD
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Balrog wrote:
You know... In Soviet Russian, Canadians shoot you *SHOT*

ABSOLUTE WIN!!
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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spr fckn srs peepz

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Friend: My penis is square.
*general laughter*
Friend: Therefore I require a woman with a square vagina. Or rhombus depending on the position.
*great exclamations of laughter*

* * *

Guy I know cutting a promo at the latest wrestling show I was in: Girl, after I'm done with you, you're not gonna call me the Kickmaster... you're gonna call me the Dickmaster!

* * *

Friend: I'm SO not Jesus.

* * *

Same friend as above: Are you currently shitting on Proust?
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Lol, last year I asked one of my friends what her favorite movies were.

:knock-knock: I like Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke, and I also liked that movie with the girl and the boy and the wolves and the forest spirit...

LOL
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This is my absolute favorite lunch table...
(this kid's last name is pronounced bute-tah-see-o)
:cody:-"...and this telemarketer called my house the other day and he was like 'is there a butt-taco here?' and I was like 'OMG THERE IS NO F---IN' BUTT-TACO HERE!'"
(besides the completely random outburst, it was also hilarious that the lunch monitor standing next to the table didn't hear a thing)

:cody:-*is reading the back of the Kool-Aid bottle to check for the fun-fact*
"OMG! I got the same f---in' fact twice now! *makes :gantdown: face* Goddamnit Kool-Aid, you let me down!"

:cody:"...I was in the hallway and this one kid shouted 'Hey ( :cody: )!' and raised his hand to give me a high five. I looked at the kid and was thinking 'WTF? Who the hell is this?', but I gave him a high five anyway. Then this kid was like 'who the hell are you?!', then I turned around and saw this kid with the same name behind me. I just looked at the kid and told him that I like to give high-fives, and then I ran away."
Klavier Gavin: "Why not wait for him to knock-knock-knock on heaven's door?..."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!

Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist): "The truth. Darth Vader, Luke's father."
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:edgy: Me
:phoenix: My best mate
:yuusaku: My art mentor
:odoroki: My best mate's younger brother
:franny: My best mate's older sister

:edgy: *picks up an empty plastic bottle* Let's play Spin the Bottle! Boy I haven't played that in ages!
:phoenix: Yeah, okay!
:yuusaku: No thanks.

:edgy: *spins bottle* Okay, it's pointing at :phoenix:
:odoroki: Let's play Spin the Bottle!
:edgy: :phoenix: :yuusaku: ..............
:edgy: WE ARE PLAYING IT BOY!
:phoenix: Boy, you ARE slow.
:edgy: Meh, I can't be bothered to play. *chucks bottle at :phoenix: *
:phoenix: OWW!

*5 minutes of bashing each other heads with a bottle. :franny: comes in*

:phoenix: Hey, let's hit :franny:
*chucks bottle at :franny: 's head*
:franny: OWWW! *picks up bottle* Come here. I won't hit you...*BASH*
:phoenix: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
:edgy: *rolls on the floor laughing*

Yeah...
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OOH! I LOVE THESE KIND OF THINGS!

Okay!

:phoenix: = Guy Friend of Mine

:phoenix: "Happy birthday! Do you want your present? It is inside of this cake, and I will give you a hint: It rhymes with shmrostitute."

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:franny: = Me
:minuki: = Friend

:minuki: "Okay, so for biology [and I'm totally not even joking about this] we have to write a biology valentine and you should totally help me."
:franny: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to engage in meiosis with you."
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DahliaXKristoph wrote:
OOH! I LOVE THESE KIND OF THINGS!

Okay!

:phoenix: = Guy Friend of Mine

:phoenix: "Happy birthday! Do you want your present? It is inside of this cake, and I will give you a hint: It rhymes with shmrostitute."

_______________

:franny: = Me
:minuki: = Friend

:minuki: "Okay, so for biology [and I'm totally not even joking about this] we have to write a biology valentine and you should totally help me."
:franny: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to engage in meiosis with you."


ROFL xDD
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DahliaXKristoph wrote:
:franny: = Me
:minuki: = Friend

:minuki: "Okay, so for biology [and I'm totally not even joking about this] we have to write a biology valentine and you should totally help me."
:franny: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to engage in meiosis with you."


Asex is the best! I love it so much :D

Har har.
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Doesn't know how to ride a bike D:

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Occasionally, while walking, me and my friends will tend to talk about RPGs and their party systems... and when we're bored, we run around following each other in a line xD

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Rei: *constantly runs into poles and signs so that we would follow her and do it too*
Me: "... This isn't fair. I want to be player 1."
Elise: "There is no democracy in being party members. Now just follow Rei and keep moving into the things she bumps into."

...Yeah. We get bored easily.
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This one was said about taking snapshots from the Nintendo games (like PW, etc.)~
sushigal007 wrote:
Expecto Patronum! Emulus Rippius! Spritus Apperus!

Gah!

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:Ace Author has a nice ring to it...

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Me: (Trying to describe a picture I drew, while my friend is babbling) Giving the illusion of magic. It would be kind of cool if it was magi-
Friend: Don't care!
Me: Magic Sketch!
Friend: Shut up! Now time to- I JUST ACCIDENTLY DELETED MY BEST LINK TO THE PAST SLOT! WTF?!
Me: So about this sketch...
Friend: Put...down...the...sketch...
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Me: (To my brother, but my friend could hear) You know who's really a perv?
Me and Brother simultaniously: (Friend)
Friend: (Simultanious with both of us) Me.
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lol, your friends a perv XD
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:Ace Author has a nice ring to it...

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Indeed he is, Balrog. To the point where it is an understatement to call him a perv. I guess I will have to make up a term...

Pervertamancer
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WhyWaitForGodot? wrote:
Indeed he is, Balrog. To the point where it is an understatement to call him a perv. I guess I will have to make up a term...

Pervertamancer


"Gant"? *Stabbed with a Spork*

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:phoenix: = Guy Friend
:franny: = Me

:franny: : So, I was watching "Death Note," and I've decided I'm in love with L
:phoenix:: L
:phoenix: : Dude
:phoenix: : I would hit that.
:phoenix: : AND I'M A DUDE.

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:adrian: = Friend
:franny: = Me

*Taking Place While on the Phone*

:franny: = I am bored. What am I supposed to do at a movie theater for two hours and 10 bucks?!
:adrian: = I KNOW!
:adrian: = Get them to give you ten bucks worth of pennies, and then go throw the pennies individually at random hookers and hobo's throughout the town screaming 'THAT ALL YER WORTH BITCH!!!'
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DO THE RIGHT HAND WIGGLE~

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My friend often reminds me of what I did at Hershey Park of May of '07.

My friend: HEY. REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU HOSED DOWN THOSE ASIAN GIRLS?
Me: yeah.
Friend: We should go back sometime.

... Oh wait. This is supposed to be funny.


Friend: Remember that time when we went to (place)?
Me: Remember that time when you SHUT THE HELL UP FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES?
Friend: You mean, five minutes ago?
Me: Yeah. Why did you stop?
Friend: ...

oh and there was this one time when i was mario from mario land and had some toads following me

Me: *walks*
Toad(s): *follow*

some time later

Toad(s): *still following*
Me: LISTEN ASSHOLE. I'M NOT IN THE F**KING MOOD.

*pause*

Toad: Ahh! *falls over*
Me: *after a short pause, I began to walk away*
Toad: Are you okay?
Toad: oh my god
Toad(s): *increasing chatter*
Me: *comesback* FUCK GASPER GOMEZ AND FUC-

this is the part where you laugh


... I hope someone here watched Dumbass Mario. ):
*alsonoteshownothinginthispostisfunnymakingthissortofofftopic*
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Sam: (Talking about his Physics class) ...The teacher is going on about significant digits, right? So I lean over to the girl next to me and say "Hey, can I have your significant digits?"
Me: And she says "*blank stare*...No," right?
Sam: And then she slapped me.
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Darzie told me about how he stuck his easter egg behind his PS3 and it melted. XD
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After Algebra the other day, my gf was making fun of me because I wrote a negative instead of a positive on one of the problems in the homework we'd just turned in.

Me: Ugh, I can't even count right anymore.
Her: Really, Katie, what are you going to do when we get married?
Me: That's a good question, actually. I'll just let you pay the bills.
Her: Oh, okay. And you can take care of all the kids we adopt, right?

Another time in homeroom:
Me: :nick: Y'know, you're really witty, Allisa.
Her: Oh, yes. I'm witty... and pretty... and GAY!
Other guy: ...Huh?
Me: It's a long joke.
Guy: But didn't you tell me one time that you two were getting married?
Her: ...That's a long joke, too.
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I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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One of my friends (the same one I represented with Apollo earlier in this thread) is in a band, and the band had just been renamed 'Diversion' (not really, that's a pseudonym I've given the band for the purpose of this retelling). This renaming led to one of the funniest days of my life. Here I will use Apollo to represent myself, and Klavier to represent my friend. I will represent another band member with Daryan, and random people with random smilies.

(Early in the morning)

:kyouya: : Did you hear the band's got a new name?
:odoroki: : No, what is it?
:kyouya: : Er...I can't remember. What's another word for distraction?
:odoroki: : Decoy?
:kyouya: : No, that's not it.
( :pencil: enters)
:kyouya: : Daryan, what's the band's new name?
:pencil: : Diversion.
:kyouya: : Oh yeah.

(Five seconds later.)
:kyouya: : What was the new name again?
:odoroki: : Diversion.

(A further five seconds later)
:kyouya: : What was it again?
:odoroki: : Diversion.

This continued throughout half the day, until:

:kyouya: : I'll write the name on my hand so I don't forget.
...
What was it again?
:odoroki: : Diversion. *Sigh*
:kyouya: : Okay. *Writes it down*
:odoroki: : Okay. Now a test. What is the band's name?
:kyouya: : *Looks at hand* Diversion.
:odoroki: : I can't believe you forgot that in such a short space of time!

(Still later)

:odoroki: : Hello Klavier. Now, do you remember the name of the band?
:kyouya: : Diversion.
:odoroki: : Yay!
:kyouya: : *To nearby girl* Hey Amy, our band's got a new name. It's *looks at hand* Diversion.
:odoroki: : :headbang:

'What's another word for distraction?' became a running joke between us after that.
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It's a dangerous decision...

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Me and a childhood guy friend. xD

Me: Well, you see, I -

Friend: Hey, what does your shirt say? *moves closer to me and glares at my boobs*

Me: :beef: DARIAN! STOP LOOKING THERE...*pushes away*

Friend: According to me, your boobs have grown 3.467 centimetres.

Me: ........
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Daughter of Xero_Wright and Mystic_Mina, Sister to Cael :D
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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lol, hes a perv XD
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