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I once asked 'am I allowed to shit here' instead of sit.
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So, one time I was quizzing my brother.
So, what's the name of that funky reporter made by Sega?
Pie?
No, keep guessing
Pie?
No
Pie?
No! Guess again.
Pie?
No
Pie?
No
Pie?
No! It's pie!...
We both laughed so hard for 3 minutes straight...
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"Btw, Roy/Riza is my favorite canon pairing, ever. It's everything I want in a canon pairing. If more canon pairings were like this...I'd be less addicted to crack."
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Emiko Gale wrote:
This is from when Gnobo and I were discussing pairings.
"Btw, Roy/Riza is my favorite canon pairing, ever. It's everything I want in a canon pairing. If more canon pairings were like this...I'd be less addicted to crack."
"Btw, Roy/Riza is my favorite canon pairing, ever. It's everything I want in a canon pairing. If more canon pairings were like this...I'd be less addicted to crack."
I'd better find better more good canon pairings then, or else you're gonna be so high, you could touch the sky!
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Another conversation I had with Gnobo.
"Could you blame them? Phoenix/Maya and Phoenix/Iris are like the democrat and republican parties."
Yeah...That actually came out of my twisted mind.
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This conversation took place at some point. My mother came back from going out and came home with her guy, I exited my room with my WiiMote in my hands. This conversation isn't verbatim, cause I don't remember it too well...
What the-
What? ...it's a WiiMote. Oh. It looked like a vibrator. ...well it's not.
They do vibrate to tell the player it's their turn, when there is more than one player. Well thank god I play alone! and *start to laugh*In retrospect, I didn't think it was that funny...
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Me: You guys, you guys, Itachi shoved a bird down Naruto's throat!
Friends: O_o
Me: ... what? H-he did! It was big and black and he gagged on it but he still swallowed it whole---
It took me a few years to figure out why the hell they wouldn't stop laughing. Yes, I was that innocent. Shush.
So I finally grew a brain and remembered to give myself a signature... Whoopee.
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Back in middle school I was talking to my friends about the latest Naruto chapter.
Me: You guys, you guys, Itachi shoved a bird down Naruto's throat!
Friends: O_o
Me: ... what? H-he did! It was big and black and he gagged on it but he still swallowed it whole---
It took me a few years to figure out why the hell they wouldn't stop laughing. Yes, I was that innocent. Shush.
Me: You guys, you guys, Itachi shoved a bird down Naruto's throat!
Friends: O_o
Me: ... what? H-he did! It was big and black and he gagged on it but he still swallowed it whole---
It took me a few years to figure out why the hell they wouldn't stop laughing. Yes, I was that innocent. Shush.
I've never heard "bird" used as a euphemism for dick before. Unless it's bird in the sense of talking about a girl.
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CatMuto wrote:
9mayasato9 wrote:
Back in middle school I was talking to my friends about the latest Naruto chapter.
Me: You guys, you guys, Itachi shoved a bird down Naruto's throat!
Friends: O_o
Me: ... what? H-he did! It was big and black and he gagged on it but he still swallowed it whole---
It took me a few years to figure out why the hell they wouldn't stop laughing. Yes, I was that innocent. Shush.
Me: You guys, you guys, Itachi shoved a bird down Naruto's throat!
Friends: O_o
Me: ... what? H-he did! It was big and black and he gagged on it but he still swallowed it whole---
It took me a few years to figure out why the hell they wouldn't stop laughing. Yes, I was that innocent. Shush.
I've never heard "bird" used as a euphemism for dick before. Unless it's bird in the sense of talking about a girl.
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I have. Heck, that's what I used to call it when I was a kid.
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CatMuto wrote:
I've never heard "bird" used as a euphemism for dick before. Unless it's bird in the sense of talking about a girl.
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... "bird" can be used to talk about girls...? *culture shock* O_o
So I finally grew a brain and remembered to give myself a signature... Whoopee.
Snackoos IRL. They are delicious and are covered in real chocolate. #so-grateful-I'm-Filipino
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9mayasato9 wrote:
CatMuto wrote:
I've never heard "bird" used as a euphemism for dick before. Unless it's bird in the sense of talking about a girl.
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... "bird" can be used to talk about girls...? *culture shock* O_o
Brits call girls "birds".
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and I said "It says find proof that a woman was present, but there's no access to a kitchen".
I died after saying that, honestly.
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Well, the teacher came in and I didn't notice. Everybody went quiet just when I said (jokingly (I think)) that my bird was bigger than Clarence Seedorf's.
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VCM wrote:
That whole "black bird" stuff reminds me of when I was talking to two friends of mine during class. You know when everybody is talking at the same time, and when you're just about to say something everybody goes quiet and your phrase comes out louder than you expected?
Well, the teacher came in and I didn't notice. Everybody went quiet just when I said (jokingly (I think)) that my bird was bigger than Clarence Seedorf's.
Well, the teacher came in and I didn't notice. Everybody went quiet just when I said (jokingly (I think)) that my bird was bigger than Clarence Seedorf's.
Hehehe...!
Reminds me of the various people on the YuGiOh! the Abridged Series forum, telling us about how they were quoting almost the entire episodes between themselves and a friend. Generally the room became quiet when the phrase, "Yeah, well, at least I'm not adopted!" came up and there was always an adopted person in the room.
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Anyways, one time, when my teacher was teaching us how to use a gps, he showed us a game built into it where you go through a maze and collect flags. In the game, you get to choose the size and the difficulty of the maze, and he recommended us set it to short and easy, and I asked if after we were done, we could try it on long and hard. It wasn't until after I said it that I realized what I said.
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I'm adopted....
...who cares? I mean, to you it means something, I'm sure. But overall, for most people it doesn't matter. I quote that line from YuGiOh the Abridged Series, too, and it doesn't mean I think people who are adopted are worth less than biological children. Unless you're the kind that got adopted and didn't find out until their teens or later because "there was never a right time" to tell you the truth. But even then, I'd blame the parents.
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Anyways, when I was a kid, whenever I was playing video games by myself, I always used to say that I was playing WITH myself instead of BY myself. I didn't get why people laughed whenever I said that.
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dimentiorules wrote:
Anyways, when I was a kid, whenever I was playing video games by myself, I always used to say that I was playing WITH myself instead of BY myself. I didn't get why people laughed whenever I said that.
- (playing n64) Oh hey mom! I'm playing with myself here but I keep pushing the wrong buttons and my stick won't reach any further... Maybe it's malfunctioning?
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Mom:How do you like it?
(me without thinking enything but Godot)
Me:I like my coffe how I like my women, In the kitchen.
Mom:(starts to laugh) OK.....
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The_Turnabout_Guy wrote:
This took place about a week ago when I woke up tierd and asked for coffe.
Mom:How do you like it?
(me without thinking enything but Godot)
Me:I like my coffe how I like my women, In the kitchen.
Mom:(starts to laugh) OK.....
Mom:How do you like it?
(me without thinking enything but Godot)
Me:I like my coffe how I like my women, In the kitchen.
Mom:(starts to laugh) OK.....
My mother and I hate coffee, but I'm sure she would've laughed at that.
Or maybe not, not too sure...
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CatMuto wrote:
The_Turnabout_Guy wrote:
This took place about a week ago when I woke up tierd and asked for coffe.
Mom:How do you like it?
(me without thinking enything but Godot)
Me:I like my coffe how I like my women, In the kitchen.
Mom:(starts to laugh) OK.....
Mom:How do you like it?
(me without thinking enything but Godot)
Me:I like my coffe how I like my women, In the kitchen.
Mom:(starts to laugh) OK.....
My mother and I hate coffee, but I'm sure she would've laughed at that.
Or maybe not, not too sure...
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If he had said that at my classroom he'd better watch out, it would spark a huge debate on sexism and human rights and whatnot
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Anyway, one time I was in shop class and we had to make something, I forget what it was. Anyway, I said, "We gotta push the wood in further", and everyone, except for the Teachers, started laughing. I almost got suspended for saying that, but I was able to convince them that it wasn't intentional.
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If he had said that at my classroom he'd better watch out, it would spark a huge debate on sexism and human rights and whatnot
Oh for the love of... I don't get why people get so angry about something someone says, even if it was said as a joke. And even saying, "No, you can't make a joke about that, that's no laughing matter" for god's sakes, yes, women were seen as nothing but sex objects for a long time. It's natural instinct, it's not gonna go away just because everybody acts as if it's such a terrible thing.
I make jokes about race sometimes. I'm not saying I'm not racist - I think everybody is racist in some fashion. It's just the same as if saying "I'm not prejudice" well, people are, even if it's a little bit and they don't want to admit it. Nothing against blacks, personally, but the way some of the run around with a chip on their shoulder expecting to be treated differently because of their skin color... well, I almost wanna say they deserve to run into a racist, if they run around like that all the time.
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Anyway, one time I was in shop class and we had to make something, I forget what it was. Anyway, I said, "We gotta push the wood in further", and everyone, except for the Teachers, started laughing. I almost got suspended for saying that, but I was able to convince them that it wasn't intentional.
Why would you get suspended for saying that? It's not like you turned into Raegen/Damian and stole your principal's microphone to say over the broadcasting system, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell"
I mean... come on, you said Wood not Dick... no need to even think of suspending someone over that.
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CatMuto wrote:
VCM wrote:
If he had said that at my classroom he'd better watch out, it would spark a huge debate on sexism and human rights and whatnot
Oh for the love of... I don't get why people get so angry about something someone says, even if it was said as a joke. And even saying, "No, you can't make a joke about that, that's no laughing matter" for god's sakes, yes, women were seen as nothing but sex objects for a long time. It's natural instinct, it's not gonna go away just because everybody acts as if it's such a terrible thing.
I make jokes about race sometimes. I'm not saying I'm not racist - I think everybody is racist in some fashion. It's just the same as if saying "I'm not prejudice" well, people are, even if it's a little bit and they don't want to admit it. Nothing against blacks, personally, but the way some of the run around with a chip on their shoulder expecting to be treated differently because of their skin color... well, I almost wanna say they deserve to run into a racist, if they run around like that all the time.
Yes! Thank you! Now please come here to my college and drill this into my classmates' pretentious heads. Can't make a fucking joke without starting some kind of debate
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dimentiorules wrote:
My Elementary/middle school was incredibly sensitive. When we were doing a class play of Oliver Twist, they removed all references to death, and they changed it so that instead of getting beaten when they misbehave, they simply got yelled at. There was also a big list of words we weren't allowed to say in school, and some of them were just ridiculous, like "crap", "Boob", "Penis", "Vagina", (We had to refer to them as our "private areas"), and "Crotch".
Was your school run by 4Kids?
Goddammit I can't find a video that just has George Carlin mentioning the 7 words one cannot say on TV. No, all of them have all the damn stuff around it, so I can't make this nice little click-to-link reference post...
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CatMuto wrote:
dimentiorules wrote:
My Elementary/middle school was incredibly sensitive. When we were doing a class play of Oliver Twist, they removed all references to death, and they changed it so that instead of getting beaten when they misbehave, they simply got yelled at. There was also a big list of words we weren't allowed to say in school, and some of them were just ridiculous, like "crap", "Boob", "Penis", "Vagina", (We had to refer to them as our "private areas"), and "Crotch".
Was your school run by 4Kids?
Goddammit I can't find a video that just has George Carlin mentioning the 7 words one cannot say on TV. No, all of them have all the damn stuff around it, so I can't make this nice little click-to-link reference post...
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PRIVATE AREAS
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'M LAUGING LIKE A FREAK IMAGINING A KID SAYING "OW MY PRIVATE AREA" WHEN KICKED AT
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=Me
=Emiko So what's up? Just got done playing some more Resident Evil and nearly screwing myself over since I still kinda suck at it. ^^; ^^; Jeez! You played without me. It's more fun to play with you at night.(......Did I seriously just say that?)
........Really now. :/ .......I wasn't thinking ok? ^^;Oh boy, this is gonna mean more Emiyo/Emiko shipping fuel, isn't it? XD
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Emiyo Gnobo Gavi wrote:
Oh boy, this is gonna mean more Emiyo/Emiko shipping fuel, isn't it? XD
I'm already halfway through my fic of you guys
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VCM wrote:
Emiyo Gnobo Gavi wrote:
Oh boy, this is gonna mean more Emiyo/Emiko shipping fuel, isn't it? XD
I'm already halfway through my fic of you guys
Oh goodie, I'm sure it'll be hilarious! XD
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I proceeded to imitate him sucking a big dick by forming my mouth to that of an 'O' and poked the inside of my right cheek with my tongue. Unfortunately, I was using my right hand at angle to portray the penis poking at my left cheek.
My friend says: "Kary, you're doing it wrong."
To which I reply: "Well, I'm sorry I don't know how to suck a dick Evan."
Good times were had.
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My friend says: "Kary, you're doing it wrong."
To which I reply: "Well, I'm sorry I don't know how to suck a dick Evan."
Good times were had.
To which I reply: "Well, I'm sorry I don't know how to suck a dick Evan."
Good times were had.
Hah! I find such things to be incredibly childish to do now, but that is still hilarious, just that little conversation.
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"Hey at least Bella isn't arrogant and judgemental!...Oh Christ I just said something positive about Bella! D:"
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Blak The Great wrote:
One time before music rehearsal, my friends and I were sitting in storage room with all the instruments making fun of this one kid who liked to kiss ass to the teacher.
I proceeded to imitate him sucking a big dick by forming my mouth to that of an 'O' and poked the inside of my right cheek with my tongue. Unfortunately, I was using my right hand at angle to portray the penis poking at my left cheek.
My friend says: "Kary, you're doing it wrong."
To which I reply: "Well, I'm sorry I don't know how to suck a dick Evan."
Good times were had.
I proceeded to imitate him sucking a big dick by forming my mouth to that of an 'O' and poked the inside of my right cheek with my tongue. Unfortunately, I was using my right hand at angle to portray the penis poking at my left cheek.
My friend says: "Kary, you're doing it wrong."
To which I reply: "Well, I'm sorry I don't know how to suck a dick Evan."
Good times were had.
That actually reminds me of something that happened at my high school when I was in the band. One of the higher-ranking trumpeters (I think he was a freshman at the time, but he might have been a sophomore) placed the bell of his trumpet on his groin and gestured toward it. I remarked, "I didn't realize you felt that way about your trumpet."
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Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
(This was when Emiyo and I were talking about bad fiction/characters.)
"Hey at least Bella isn't arrogant and judgemental!...Oh Christ I just said something positive about Bella! D:"
"Hey at least Bella isn't arrogant and judgemental!...Oh Christ I just said something positive about Bella! D:"
What? Of course she was! If you weren't pretty, she didn't give you the time of the day.
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(In our school from the grades 5-6 you have a "School brother/sister" that are 1-2 graders)
Me-
My school brother/MSB-
: (joking) Have you been hitting on eny girls today? : No (laughs a little)I turn away for a moment to talk to my friends for like 12s and then turn back to him.
:What the--?!looking around...
see him with a bunch of 6 graders that are girls
:(walks up to him) Gotcha!(SILENT MOMENT AND STARES)
:(Oooh crap!)this happend druing the art lesson
Me-
Friend-
(We were all trying to draw a Cactus, my friend made it look like a dick, accidentaly of course)
:Show me you´res! :It is good correct? :........ :Wait! It´s missing the spikes!(they looked like hair when he drew them)
:How about now? :Really? :(Drops it upsidedown on his croths) What? :"FACEPALM" You gotta be kidding me....Some guy: Hey look at that!
(Everyone laughs)
The End
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CatMuto wrote:
Emiko Nabile Gale wrote:
(This was when Emiyo and I were talking about bad fiction/characters.)
"Hey at least Bella isn't arrogant and judgemental!...Oh Christ I just said something positive about Bella! D:"
"Hey at least Bella isn't arrogant and judgemental!...Oh Christ I just said something positive about Bella! D:"
What? Of course she was! If you weren't pretty, she didn't give you the time of the day.
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Hmmmm, you're right! Maybe I should reread the series so my logic makes sense...But then again rereading the series is just going to make me wish Jacob was a solo character.
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The_Turnabout_Guy wrote:
This day was the day that had two funny things in it that seemed funny to me.
(In our school from the grades 5-6 you have a "School brother/sister" that are 1-2 graders)
Me-
My school brother/MSB-
: (joking) Have you been hitting on eny girls today?
: No (laughs a little)
I turn away for a moment to talk to my friends for like 12s and then turn back to him.
:What the--?!
looking around...
see him with a bunch of 6 graders that are girls
:(walks up to him) Gotcha!
(SILENT MOMENT AND STARES)
:(Oooh crap!)
this happend druing the art lesson
Me-
Friend-
(We were all trying to draw a Cactus, my friend made it look like a dick, accidentaly of course)
:Show me you´res!
:It is good correct?
:........
:Wait! It´s missing the spikes!
(they looked like hair when he drew them)
:How about now?
:Really?
:(Drops it upsidedown on his croths) What?
:"FACEPALM" You gotta be kidding me....
Some guy: Hey look at that!
(Everyone laughs)
The End
(In our school from the grades 5-6 you have a "School brother/sister" that are 1-2 graders)
Me-
My school brother/MSB-
: (joking) Have you been hitting on eny girls today? : No (laughs a little)I turn away for a moment to talk to my friends for like 12s and then turn back to him.
:What the--?!looking around...
see him with a bunch of 6 graders that are girls
:(walks up to him) Gotcha!(SILENT MOMENT AND STARES)
:(Oooh crap!)this happend druing the art lesson
Me-
Friend-
(We were all trying to draw a Cactus, my friend made it look like a dick, accidentaly of course)
:Show me you´res! :It is good correct? :........ :Wait! It´s missing the spikes!(they looked like hair when he drew them)
:How about now? :Really? :(Drops it upsidedown on his croths) What? :"FACEPALM" You gotta be kidding me....Some guy: Hey look at that!
(Everyone laughs)
The End
You just made my day.
So I finally grew a brain and remembered to give myself a signature... Whoopee.
Snackoos IRL. They are delicious and are covered in real chocolate. #so-grateful-I'm-Filipino
Excuse me if I contradict myself. I do that.
Snackoos IRL. They are delicious and are covered in real chocolate. #so-grateful-I'm-Filipino
Excuse me if I contradict myself. I do that.
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