@The Triumvirate: You have earned my Respect. My Undying Respect.

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Well, I dunno, those chairs ARE quite attractive, but I...
Oh.
You meant the guy. Sorry ^^;

Seconded and quoted for truth.

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IDK, the only thing I can think of right now is when one of my guy friends on the interwebs made a list of the characters in fandoms he would sleep with, and he put down all the characters that are always attributed to me, the ones I "am" in my group of friends for each fandom. (Richard Wellington/Ron DeLite, Luxord/Vexen, Aeris from VGCats, and even went so far as to put me in the last spot because he couldn't think of anything else XD)

I was like O_o But then I realized I'd sleep with those characters too, so idk XD;

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I went to a Jazz festival in France, and the last band was American. There was a small party afterwards, which was sponsered by my friend's father, so I got invited, and I met some of the American band. They were really happy to be able to speak in English with some Americans after their 5 week tour of Europe.

One I talked to a lot was a 21 year old black drummer. He was REALLY good, and I really enjoyed talking to him

But afterwards...

Me: That was really nice conversation! I can't believe how good he is!
Mom: He was staring.
Me: What?
Mom: He was.
Me: He was looking at my face...
Mom: No he wasn't.

And then everything went awkward >_>

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Haaaa...I lol'd about teh chairs.

I can't remember very many of them. Too much crap going on for me to care.

I was talking to a friend last night though. Keep in mind I never go with him anywhere because if I go somewhere WITH someone, it immediately causes the employees to start conversations with me(DO NOT WANT!). I usually go somewhere to study because I can't find one place of peace between 6-9PM for the life of me. The place this time was a *$ just across the road from wreckless idiots racing on the main road. There's this one girl that is just so cute when she flubs up my orders because she's such an incompetent wreck. It's almost amusing to watch her squirm but it doesn't last long so poo. She looks a lot like her sister which used to stalk me every morning throughout my freshman year of high school. Strangely enough, throughout my 4 years I don't ever recall her being anything other than a senior. She walked in last week but didn't seem to recognize me. Probably because I have the aura going on for me.

Me (I would use but my coat makes me like a Garyuu +1944 Navy)
Teh awesome possum
Blondie 1 (cashier)
Blondie 2 (barriste)
Blondie 3 (closing thingeh)

*walk walk walk walk*
No I'm serious. Each time gets worse! These intersections are lethal. I've been run over twice.
But it's normal for people to turn right when headed into Safeway.
Sure, if you can't read the signs.
What signs?
Okay it's all the oncoming traffic. *points*
?
Left turn. Straight. Straight. See the sign?
Well I don-.....! Ooooooooooooh. THAT sign!
It's stupid because I have yet to see anyone busted for doing that. Again, people don't like to read.
*walk walk walk walk*
Wait...I'm still in my work uniform-
Hey it looks no worse than me when I was still a skycap.
But you can at least hide i-
No. Me wearing this thing when it's 127ºF out is not good. Well it's cold for the first 15 minutes but that's it. Still, we all looked like HMS Host. With 87% less Muslim though.
?
Dress code wouldn't allow the cowl. There must be a difference between city and public servant but I don't see it.
*opens door for & the jailbait behind us.
HEeeeeeeEy!
Y helo thar.
...-
Hey I'm going to lock down the chairs now.
K.
What can I get you?
I'm glad you asked, little girl. Tall iced chai.
(^%*&$%^%*$*this mental breakdown cannot be rendered*)
Is it-
I did not stutter. Tall iced chai.
Okay.
Uhmm he doesn't usually order it with milk. He gets it steeped as just a tea-
*dumps the mixture out* Then what does he want?
What you just had in your hand.
Uh....Okay. Not a problem.
! (YOU! OooOOOH! You are so messing with me. I just know it!)
Delays...Delays...Hey Wut u gettin?
A tasty armageddon?
Ha-cha-cha-cha-chaa. Delicious!
*sifts through nutrition flyers*
It's usually the fat one.
(zomgz I did NOT just hear the F word!!!)
Pff...Forget it. Venti Caramel Frap. One won't kill me.
You don't know that.
K.
*walks up to me* Hi. *walks past me*
Kids...
*sits in a very comfortable seat in the far corner*
These are so good.
Must be if you got a venti. I stick to tea and coffee. The bizarre mixtures these three can make could probably pass for chemical weapons.
Don't you think that's a bit overboard?
No. The coffee I'm getting after this is overboard. At least it won't be completely tasteless.
Uh oh. Hold on. *opens keitai*
I used to get those.
Phones?
Phone calls. Then I dismissed the line because I had so many messages. You have no idea what annoying really is without the Internet.
True.....Another one?!
2 calls at once?! 3-Way that bitch!
blah blah blah-click!
I would have my NTC block all the calls. Unless it's from the Prosecutor's Office. Mike is a Golden badass and I respect him.♥
Hahahahaha!
*VROOOOOOOOM!*
It's the strangest thing. There will be cars all over the Wells Fargo side but no one will actually race down Harrison until Saturday.
No one polices the road either.
I don't know why people have to be so damn wreckless. I remember seeing this wreck in slow motion when I was still in Tempe. It was almost like a premonition.
Really?
It was this brand new Mazda that got rearended. There was some crappy Honda racing around about half a block behind it.
That's not much distance to guage-
No no no no. That's the thing. The blocks anywhere in the desert are like a mile long. They're huge unless residential.
Oh. Like Vegas?
No I don't and yes the blocks are proportioned in that fashion.
I vaguely remember Vegas.
I was like that too when I was working. Then one day this little guy from LAS transfers to PHX and we were talking about it once. It all came flying back to me like some bad memory. The LCDs that are so damn high I have to squint to read them...Bad conveyors, then the most annoying thing you hear and see when you step out of the jetway: A damn slot machine.
Wait, those were CRTs.
Not when I was last there.
Wow.
Anyway the poor bastard that got rearended was somewhat better off than the guy that hit him.
How?
The whole front end of the Honda was ruined.
Ahahahaahahahaahahah!
It was beautiful. I gave him the time about five minutes after it happened.
Five minutes?
It happened like half a block away dude. I still wasn't used to the climate yet so I was exhausted.
Sucky.
Haa...Those cars are too loud. I called the cops on them.
Classy.
So how are you?
Hey blondie, only the adults are talking here. Get back to sweeping.
Hey, I'm an adult.
You're a child that likes cheap movies and people. The last thing I heard you talk about was something about zombies and a majority of things I couldn't care about even if I tried.
Yeah well, last time you told me about someone and then said you couldn't talk about them when I wanted to know.
Most people I talk to are too important for you to know. Most of them keep it that way.
MEAN!
It doesn't help that you're the spitting image of this blonde stalker thingy that was all over me throughout the first week of December in Scottsdale.
A schoolkid?
How did you knooooooooow? She was this 15yr old thingy that would bug me about movies and anime and all kinds of crap the second I stepped on the bus. It sucked because ALL attention immediately went to us whenever I got on.
Ahahahahaahahah!
Uhmmm....
No. Go to SeaTac.
Where's that?
.....NEXT!
So your only complaint is Harrison?
So far. It's the one they zip around on when I'm going home.
They race over Reynolds too.
At night?
You would do it in the day?
Good point. I'm probably the only one that fears some old fart flying out of his driveway in the middle of rush hour traffic. I'm not a fan of the deathtrap either way. Hey did you see the video of the guys doing the drifting thing on YouTube and then they got busted the next day because they posted it?
Ahahahahaahahahahaha!
Imma get mah coffee now.
Hey shorty, is the coffee hot?
(zomgz HIM!!!1) Uhhh, I dunno. Let me check. Yeah. Tall?
You read my mind.
Room for cream?
No. Never.
What would you do if I left room?
Turn plaid and explode.
You never get cream?
How long has it been? 9 months? You catch on fast, girly. The others are still clueless. Anything that sweetens coffee tastes disgusting.
...
Black and bitter for the win.
You're so mean.
Really?
Yes.
I have to hear this.
...
Just as I thought.
Lets go.
Good night shorty.

It's things like this that make me glad that I don't have to shout something obscene like "objection" to a blonde thingy just to get a point across. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep from using it though. Even so, I'd say last night ended on a good note.

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Aight, you officially lost me there. -_-

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You win the internet MEANIE. XD

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I knew I should have put more backstory for the slow ones. Lazy me.

I just snagged my friend away from work at the very last minute and we headed out to Starbucks because it's the American thing to do. Hurrrrrrr! This town is horrible with all the cars. Not the traffic mind you, it's just the cars. There's so much rice around 11PM that it's like....Chow Mein'd or something. o_O

Anyway, we started walking across the three most lethal intersections in town across from the I-5. First reason being I'm instant bait for big heavy motor vehicles to run me down within a moment's notice. The second reason is the horrible army of dumbasses I run onto that try picking fights with me. Either way, it's never good. We get to the third intersection where people usually turn right in front of me when it's painfully obvious that such a move isn't legal from that part of the street. You'd have to see the sign. =/

Details: Me and teh are quite the characters. We discuss a lot when we have the chance but never explain even close to 50% of our arguing material to bring a point across. That's what makes us such characters. We walk in and I'm warning him that I have a bit of a reputation in the place so he should brace himself. Just from the time I ordered to the first screw-up I mentioned, you already have a pretty good measure of what I'm putting up with every time I walk in here. As for blondie, she doesn't drop things very often like the other one but her behavior is to the point where I believe she's just intimidated by my looks. Whatever.

I just hope I don't see the other one when I go back. She has a tendency to flirt with me a bit more than I'm willing to listen. That and wedding bands scare the hell outta me. I'm no homewrecker. I hope.

Squeeeeeeeeeee!


Says Blondie.

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I've had a lot of dunk guys hit on me. Like... a lot. It's kinda unnerving. .____.

In particular:

Me: *chatting with friends and completely sober*
Guy I've never met: 'Sup.
Me: ... Uh, hi.
Guy: Wanna go upstairs?
Me: What's upstairs...?
Guy: My bedroom.
Me: No thanks. I have a... thing. *grabs friend's hand and runs away*

And that's no lie. One reason why I don't go to parties anymore. >.>

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Thanks, fellas. Love makes you do crazy things, you know.

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Now I wish I can pull that one off sometime during my life. ;_;

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None of my "encounters" of this sort happen with the opposite sex~

I FEEL EXCLUDED D;

I never knew that chairs can talk to you....

Anyway here's another one at the bus stop:

Good evening, young lady.
??
*thinking* That bag looks heavy. You went camping?
......
Oh, you need help. I'm sure of it.
No thanks.
Where are you heading to?
Why should you know?
*looks at his shoes & looks back at me* Okay. So what's your name?
Why should you know?
Just asking, sweetie. So you have a mobile phone?
No.
At least, house number....
..........
*starts smoking* It's pretty late, you know, it's dangerous for young girls like you.... *didn't finish his words*
You there!
*moves away from the bus stop*
*chases *
!!!!!
Then, the bus arrived just in time.

I guess my guardian angel was around at that time..... phew...

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Single-sex schools discourage sex with the opposite sex.

Why...?

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Mm, I don't think he means discourages that sense, more of making it rather hard to have experiences due to the restriction of not actually having the opposite sex around xD

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Does that mean you should do it with the same sex?

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By eliminating such a "distraction" in the school in order to force the students to keep their mind off the topic, they're really just insuring that's all they think about.

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UNLESS YOU COUNT THE TEACHERS 8D

@Balrog: Yes.

Okay first it's the 3rd graders plotting to kill their teacher, then it's bad pay and now you bring this to the table. Someone REALLY doesn't want me to be a teacher.

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The great advantage of English public school life lies of course in the quality of tutelage it provides. Adrian had recieved a decent and broad English education in the area of his loins. Not all the credit for this could go to his schoolmasters, although a few of them had not been afraid to give practical guidance and instruction of a kind which would gladden the heart of those who believe that the modern teacher is slipshod in his approach to the Whole Boy. Mostly he had been given space to make his own way and learn his own lessons of the flesh. He had quickly happened upon the truth which many lonely contemporaries would never discover, the truth that everybody, simple everybody, was panting for it and could, with patience, be shown that they were panting for it. So Adrian grabbed what was to hand and had the time of his life genitally - focusing exclusively on his own gender of course, for this was 1973 and girls had not yet been invented.

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Oh, this is more of an embaressing moment in FRONT of oppisite sex, but...
My 15th Birthday party...
= Me
= My main man, and best bud (1 or 2 years older), Ronnie.
and and = Other people at party, all female, all my age.
= My annoying little brother.

: Hey, let's play twister (This should be... fun.)
: Ok!

Now, you'd expect girls to be flexable, and to stay in the game really long, right?

1 hour later...
: *Eating the Pizza, and drinking the soda, and watching us intently.*
: ...Ronnie?
: Yeah?
: This is kind of going against my original intent.
: Telephone, .
: RIGHT NOW?!
(CHATTY Girl who couldn't come to the party, because of her parents): Hi, , Listen I just called to tell you I'm sorry I couldn't come to the party. The reason I could not come was because my mom is being a doo doo head, and said I can't go, but I'll give you a present this Tuesday, Ok?
: (while she's talking): Uh-huh.... uh-huh... Ok... Yes... That's fine. Ok, thank you . Bye.
: *laughing*
: *extremely laughing*
Another half an hour later.
: Wanna call it a draw?
: Nope.
: This has gone on enough. Let's do it this way. (Starts choosing REALLY uncomfortable spots for us to go to. Then when that doesn't work (Both ROnnie and I have a strong will, and a friendly rivalry. Think Early Naruto and Sasuke) she does embarressing and, I would assume, poses that females find provocative).
: How about now?
: If you want to give up, that's fine by me.
: And here. (Puts Ronnie so it looks like he's looking at a certain area)
: *falls, as gracefully as a collossus.)
: *Falls 1 second after he has*
:How'd you fall?
: I didn't. It was the quickest way down.
:...*gets me a soda, and some pizza*

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Got a ZILLION of them, but this one takes the CAKE:

Me:

Blondie:

: ...Glad you backed off.

: Me too.

(after being asked if I have any further questions)

: Got one more: Do you have any feelings for me?

: No more than just friendship.

If this blond girl wasn't one of my better friends (and no, it isn't the FF7 freak I mentioned in a previous post), I'd say she was a cold-hearted bitch.

BJ

Zomgz!! Your opinions intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!!!♥

Ever since I returned to this awful place I have been trying my luck at being absolutely horrible with women. I can see you are a prime candidate on how to screw up everything on every level. You absolutely must post more content.

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i got flirted with by this subway driver who's way over my dad's age...my friend was laughing her ass off when we got off - -

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I'd talk about my encounters, but I'm under the impression this is a family-friendly forum.

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I shall chronicle my strangely romantic yet NOT relationship with my best guy friend in the past few years.

Joshua's a friend from my GEP days, so comraderie and all that shit from suffering that hell-hole of a super-soldier program. Anyway, maybe because I spent so many years in an all-girls school, I was a little despo for male companionship again. All I know is, in Primary school, I barely communicated with the guy (except remembering he cried before going for an injection and I called him a coward because of it =/), and suddenly in High School, dammit he got sexy!

So we meet up again in a tutorial group class. At first, we just talked because we were old classmates. Somewhere along the lines, the vibes changed. I didn't want to think about it, he didn't want to think about it. We sat near each other, we talked to each other, he insulted me on my weight and I gave him the cold shoulder until he apologized >___> Bloody idiot also makes it a POINT to shake all his dandruff on the table. (But he's still pretty hot, DAMMIT!)

Honestly speaking, I think it was more of a crush, and the fact I hadn't had a guy friend my own age in years. AND I was kind of happy that I think he thought of me as just a gaming buddy. Which was fine.

So I hated that he shaked the status quo of our 'non-relationship' by a) sending his little bro (in the same group class) to ask me if I had a crush on his big bro b) waiting for me outside of class for OVER AN HOUR because my lesson was taking longer and then I felt so bad I skipped on half an hour of lessons and we went to a gaming arcade.

In a large group, for cripe's sake, our TEACHER made a point that having relationships intruding in on classes was bad. But we didn't have one! Nothing official anyway...

Anyway, after I graduated from Secondary, we had no contact with each other save for class reunions, and the occasional chance meeting.

Once I saw him have a girl out with him to a club function, so I was so GLAD that finally I could set my mind at ease and get on with my life.

Than I found out it was his sister. CRAP!

In the latest class reunions, he still tries to stick close me, and talk about videogaming and the like. On the latest outing, one of our female classmates suddenly says something on the lines that she knew I wanted to know where Josh was, which got me riled because I never said a single word to anyone about this situation except my best girl friend. She told me she never told a soul, and then the first girl says she heard it from one of the guys, and so on.

Then I knew.

GODAMMIT JOSH WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM!?

By then, he had already left (he always leaves early on class reunions), so I couldn't confront him about this. Keep in mind, we don't even meet on MSN, SMS, on on the phone. I have had a grand total of 7 hours tops in close contact with the guy in the past 3 years!

How in the world could anyone read a relationship in that?

It's not like I don't like the idea of having him as a proper BF, like I said he fleshed out really well through puberty, and even though he's a crass douche most of the time, he's a nice guy and he treats me like a fellow videogamer. I would like him for a buddy, if anything. If I had a clear signal he didn't have the slightest romantic affection for me, I wouldn't be so worried.

But he doesn't send signals either way, so in the end, ugh, our 'relationship' goes nowhere and I can't even have him for a good friend =/

I DID make a slight 'confession' on a radio program once...I used initials...that was actually more of a catharsis thing because I wanted to get him out of my mind that year to concentrate on studies.

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its always bad news when i come across women

i has gynophobia

last time i came across a woman outside my house, i dumped my ice from my drink on her(thats the most evil thing ive done )

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Well, I guess:

Me

Math Teacher

Perverted boy IDK


...(Daydreaming about the bell)

MISS YE!!! Pay attention!

Bell Rings:

YAY!!!

*Grabs my a$$*

Pervert!

You know you liked it.

*Just sits there...watching*

Get away you b&(^%(d!

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

*Thinking.. WTF*

How bout' we go somewhere after school, say my place.

*Goes over to him and whispers* SCREW YOU

*Still looks hopeful*

*Still watching*

See ya later *wink*

Creep...

MS. YE, Do not insult other classmates!



Comments?

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Not me but the best wedding i guess that has to do with this a bit
Groom
Bride

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I'd like to thank everyone for coming from New york Toronto Regina
No hunny that's for later
No Regina Saskatchewan.

Lol my aunts wedding. Good times Good times

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@Ayasato-chan: If that ever happens again,
1) Kick the guy in the balls *SUITABLE ONLY FOR PERVS* (You girls REEEEALLY dont know how much that hurts T.T)
2) Tell the teacher to fuck off.

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Jesus &*(^ Aya, if it's that bad then stop being a and use your brain.

*YOINK!*
OMG Perveh thingeh!!!!1
You so liked it.
No I like it when the guy doing that is someone I love. I don't even like you!
You do too... / What's wrong? / What? / Why?
Well you're too scrawny for anything fun. Except me beating the piss out of you. You need to shave that gopher off your face, your voice is creepy, your hands are gross, you smell weird, you have no fashion sense, you annoy the teacher with dumb questions, you're so unattractive that you've never been with a gurl...
*blah blah blah*
You basically attract every aspect of loser and are a complete waste of space. Byeeeee!♥
*continues staring*
Hey, you! Old man! Teach this loser how to be a man!
Y certainly...
*exit stage left*

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...So why doesn't it hurt me?

Another encounter! But I like how it ended.

Me

Same guy

Same

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(to ) You know what I take it back, your not a pervert.

Really? (looks hopeful)

No, you're a sorry excuse for an adolesence who can't control his hormones and tries to hit on any girl that he sees, even though no girl in their right mind would date you. Hell, even a girl who was stoned or drunk, or BOTH wouldn't even think of looking at you.

(Staring in shock)

As for you. (to ) I have several complaints about this classroom AND you. Your desk is a mess, your life sucks probably because your girlfriend left you last week and you have no sympathy towards the opposite sex so your comfortable with boys treating girls like trash, you most likely have bad thoughts about some of the girls in your class, and finally, you look like some rabid dog rapist who prowls the streets for girls, just to smell their underwear.

(SPEECHLESS)

(o_0)

Rest of the class: OWNED!

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Ah, I love improvising. Thanks for the advice DaemonForce.

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Good job :D that was hilarious

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Dont make me go there.
OH NO IM GOING THERE!
...
Because you need balls to get them kicked.
OH SNAP!



Hmmmm, Weird. I've never seen "Balrog" spelt that way before....

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LOL, Thanks Balrog, but I think DETETION wouldn't look good on my record.

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