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:minuki: Me
:maggy: One of my best friends
:odoroki: Boy in one of my classes
:uramidn: Another one of my best friends
:gregory: Friend

:minuki: - I just realized... Edgeworth never really points straight. It's always ... a little ... like, directed downward.
:maggy: - ... Edgeworth has chronic pointesdowness slightly-osis
:minuki: - *dies of laughter*

--
:odoroki: - I think one benefit of being a girl is that you have long hair to keep yourself warm in the winter.
:minuki: - *cracks up*

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:odoroki: - *looking at some kid's drawings* Why are her legs so big? One is bigger than the other! Her eyes... they're deformed. And that pocket -- that pocket; it ... it never ends!

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:uramidn: - Edgeworth has curves.

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:odoroki: - *trying to read 'vichyssoise'* ... Vishy...vicky...in.... DICK IN SOUP!

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:maggy: - Are you wearing any special socks today?
:minuki: - Well, I --
:gregory: - No, I'm wearing hairy legs.
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Happened a loooong time ago on a MSN chat between me and DarzieP. You've got to love accidental smiley activations.

Darz: PAPERCUT BLISS
Darz: DUNNO WHUT DIS IS~
Darz: BUT IT ALL LEADS TO THIS
Ida(Me): o_o
Darz: Sandpaper Kisses. =D
Ida: Song?
Darz: Yup.
Darz: Out of Fahrenheit of course.
Ida: Darz is obsessed.
Darz: I played it again recently, I was all <ImageImageImage
Darz: Shit. >_>;
Ida: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ida: LULZ OF THE DAY
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We had some fun with our mock trial meeting today (yes, I'm doing a mock trial):

:odoroki: = Me, playing a defence attorney
:phoenix: = Semi-friend, I've only recently met him but we get on nicely, playing my fellow defence attorney)
:meekins: = Other fellow, playing a witness called Pat, who is a representative of an association with the acronym 'hiccup'

( :odoroki: and :phoenix: are meant to be cross-examining :meekins:. :phoenix: was already corpsing a bit at this point )

:odoroki: : So, tell us how you witnessed the accident.
:meekins: : (Reading from sheet) Well, I was cleaning the inside of my upstairs window-
:phoenix: : So it was clean enough for you to see the accident.
:meekins: : Yes. I don't, like, have a window covered with this massive smog, or anything!
(Laughter)
Later on we had :phoenix: asking the most leading questions ever. An example, bearing in mind that the last line in the 'script' is 'there has never been an accident in this road in the ten years I have lived here':

:phoenix: : And there's never been an accident in the ten years you've lived there, yes?
:meekins: : I'm supposed to say that!

These really aren't as funny out of context. Somehow, at the time, they were hilarious, though.
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(In the middle of Biology)

:gymshoe: (Juan) Hehe... Balls.
:kyouya: (Me) *Bursts out in laughter*
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:kyouya: Me
:godot: Chris
:adrian: Luci
:study: Michael
:damon: Joe

:adrian: *Spills Joe's water* Oops!
:zap: NO! My water! You bitch!
:godot: Don't worry. The water said it didn't like you much anyways.
:godot: :kyouya: :adrian: :damon: :study: ..........................................
:kyouya: What?
:godot: Yeah. I talk to water. It's cool.
:kyouya: Really?........ What else is it saying?
:godot: *puts ear against table* That the janater is coming.
:hotti: (Creepy-ass janater) Hey. Who's spillin' water on the table?
:godot: *raises arms* The water knows all!!!!!
------------------outside-----------------------------------------------------
:kyouya: So if you can talk to water, then can you talk to trees?
:godot: Hell yeah!
:kyouya: Then do it.
:godot: Hell no!
:kyouya: Why?
:godot: *whispers* The trees are gay....
:kyouya: Huh?
:godot: Look over there. See those three trees over there?
:study: Yeah. What about them?
:godot: Don't go near them.
:adrian: why?
:godot: They're.... getting...... freaky..... And that's the subtle way to say it.
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Had a funny moment the other night. I asked a friend if he thought I was good looking, and he looks at me kinda funny for a moment, then says very flatly "You're moe."

I was like :wacky-edgy:
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I don't remember how the conversation started, but a friend of mine once said, "Beer tastez good and I have scientifical proof."

Another friend of mine tried to talk sexy over the phone to his girlfriend and told her that "it would be the best five minutes of her life." She immdediately hung up on him and we laughed our butts off.
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I like a man with a big... vocabulary.

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:maya: = Me
:ayame: = My best friend
:that-b-word: = Her sister

:maya: I wish I was taller, I'm too short for my boyfriend.
:ayame: You're not short, you are the right height to date a short 12 year old! :)
:that-b-word: Yeah, I'm sure she'd love to get romantical with a short 12 year old..
:ayame: Why not? They're the best for touching your bo- NEVERMIND!!!
:maya: :that-b-word: ......

It was more of a WTF moment, but in the end we were laughing our butts off. More of a you-had-to-be-there moment, I guess.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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Me: Feelings are gay.
Friend: Feelings aren't gay... Feeling them are.
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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He loves his music

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Ok so our teacher decided that since half our Maths Methods class were still on holidays we were to make 3-D shapes.

After Class:

Me: Guess what we just did? We made shapes!

Friend: What the biscuits?

Me: Yes because in maths we always bake biscuits.
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My friend and I were going through photos once and we looked at some photos of another friends twins. I think my friend was very tired because she said that they were going to get along just like siblings. I looked at her and said, "That's because they are siblings." She laughed at herself when she realized her error.
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:payne: :Me
:phoenix: :James
:maya: :Jame's sister

:phoenix: :Wheres the converter?
:maya: :How should I know?
:payne: :I think you mean "Remote", thats what normal people call them.
:maya: :YOUR A REMOTE. *Leaves to find remote*
:payne: ... ... Why? Cause you turn me on?
:phoenix: : =_________=
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Balrog wrote:
:maya: :YOUR A REMOTE. *Leaves to find remote*
:payne: ... ... Why? Cause you turn me on?
:phoenix: : =_________=

That's incorrect. For maximum hilarity it should be:
Balrog wrote:
:payne: ... ... Why? Cause I turn you on?

Since she's calling you the remote, it must mean you turn her on, no?
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In German class, a girl was asked to look something up in a german dictionary. She got frustrated and blurted out "It's like this dictionary is an a whole different language!" We all cracked up XD
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This happened the other day;
:minuki: Me
:sassy: My friend

:minuki: *watching X factor* Liam is so cute.
:sassy: Ah ah ah! He's MINE.
:minuki: He's mine, Ema! *Edgy glare*
:sassy: Fine, fine.
:minuki: ...
:sassy: ...
:minuki: ...
:sassy: Can I have a finger?
:minuki: WHAT?!

(Turns out she was talking about Liam. Ya know, she wanted a part of him...lulz.)
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Balrog wrote:
:maya: :YOUR A REMOTE. *Leaves to find remote*
:payne: ... ... Why? Cause you turn me on?
:phoenix: : =_________=

That's incorrect. For maximum hilarity it should be:
Balrog wrote:
:payne: ... ... Why? Cause I turn you on?

Since she's calling you the remote, it must mean you turn her on, no?


Hmmmm, I'll get 'em next time.
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Raynor64 wrote:
In German class, a girl was asked to look something up in a german dictionary. She got frustrated and blurted out "It's like this dictionary is an a whole different language!" We all cracked up XD


:lol:

If i had been there i would've said "here's your sign", as in:


Spoiler: no just for the suprise
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Raynor64 wrote:
In German class, a girl was asked to look something up in a german dictionary. She got frustrated and blurted out "It's like this dictionary is an a whole different language!" We all cracked up XD


Did they says this in all seriousness or was their intention to get a laugh out of everyone?
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:edgy: - Me
:ayame: - Girlfriend

Over AIM:

:edgeworth: Weak Sterling is weak. (I'm Sterling, by the way)
:ayame: D:
:edgeworth: I could bench 100 pounds ._.
:edgeworth: How much do you weigh, again?
:ayame: Like around 100
:edgy: I WIN!
:ayame: Our weighy thing is weird.
:edgy: You mean, the scale?
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Lunaria42 wrote:
Raynor64 wrote:
In German class, a girl was asked to look something up in a german dictionary. She got frustrated and blurted out "It's like this dictionary is an a whole different language!" We all cracked up XD


Did they says this in all seriousness or was their intention to get a laugh out of everyone?



Ah...knowing her, she was probably serious. She's not exactly the brightest bulb on the tree...In fact, we coined a term after her. Whenever someone says or does something stupid, anyone in the German class of that year calls it a "-name- Moment".
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Raynor64 wrote:
Ah...knowing her, she was probably serious. She's not exactly the brightest bulb on the tree...In fact, we coined a term after her. Whenever someone says or does something stupid, anyone in the German class of that year calls it a "-name- Moment".


I understand. When someone does something stupid in our group we say the same thing. Our poor friends can barely remember what day it is let alone say anything remotely intelligent.
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Heh, yeah. It's all in good fun though, good times and all that.
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Raynor64 wrote:
Heh, yeah. It's all in good fun though, good times and all that.


Not for my friend. Although this reminded me of something funny she said to another friend. She actually thought it was okay to use marijuana while pregnant and breast feeding because it didn't say not to on any pregnancy/baby related sites.
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Me :hobohodo:
Sister :lana:

Ok, so they're not my friends, but my siblings. They're watching Pokemon on TV, and I walk in.
:hobohodo: Hey, is it the one where the gang meets a new or unique Pokemon and Team Rocket comes and tries to steal it?
:lana: It's always that one...
I lol'd.
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Me :hobohodo:
Sister :lana:

Ok, so they're not my friends, but my siblings. They're watching Pokemon on TV, and I walk in.
:hobohodo: Hey, is it the one where the gang meets a new or unique Pokemon and Team Rocket comes and tries to steal it?
:lana: It's always that one...
I lol'd.

I lol'd 2
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:godot: (Chris) Why'd the chicken cross the road?
:kyouya: (me) .....To get to the other side.
:godot: NOPE!
:kyouya: Eh?
:godot: Because Chuck Norris was after him!
:kyouya: Nice. Why'd Chuck Norris cross the road?
:godot: Cause he can?
:kyouya: No. The water was after him.
:godot: NO! The water's cheating on me!!!!
:kyouya: Wow. You're disturbing.
*BATMAN TRANSITION SEQUENCE! DUNULUNUNULUNUH!*
(In computer class)
:godot: Yeah. Me and the water broke up.
:kyouya: Wow. Was it hard for you?
:godot: Yeah. At first. But later it was fine.
:kyouya: ...............You're an idiot. You realize that, right?
:godot: Yup! It's scientifically proven. Brain no bigger than a rat's.
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well, it's not my friend, per se... just my twin brother. at the time, i was scooping ice cream for my dessert. my bro had just walked in the room as i was putting the ice cream away.
me: :minuki:
my bro: :phoenix:

:phoenix: wait! don't put it away yet, i want some!
:minuki: say "hold it!" in japanese and then maybe i'll wait. (i'm a gyakutard, he's not. hence his reaction.)
:phoenix: i don't know "hold it!" in japanese!! *with a panicked look on his face* uh, um... :odo-objection: PROTESTO!
:minuki: ...LOLOLOL


oh, and here's one from just now:

Car Commercial Guy: 300 hoursepower is fast. 400 will take breath your breath away. Thats why we gave it 451...
:phoenix: ...to make you pass out while driving.

...well, i thought it was funny. :yogi:
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flying_staplers wrote:
well, it's not my friend, per se... just my twin brother. at the time, i was scooping ice cream for my dessert. my bro had just walked in the room as i was putting the ice cream away.
me: :minuki:
my bro: :phoenix:

:phoenix: wait! don't put it away yet, i want some!
:minuki: say "hold it!" in japanese and then maybe i'll wait. (i'm a gyakutard, he's not. hence his reaction.)
:phoenix: i don't know "hold it!" in japanese!! *with a panicked look on his face* uh, um... :odo-objection: PROTESTO!
:minuki: ...LOLOLOL


That's a good one. At least he's not going to be one of those tourists who think that in Spain you can just get by by adding an 'o' on the end of everything.
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:pearl: - My 2 year old 2nd cousin, Briannah, who has been going through a "MINE" phase. (Example: I'm not Sarah, I'm "MY Sarah".)
:ema: - Me
:mia: - My mother, who's been stuck with babysitting duty for the last week or so.
_____
:mia: "So I'm thinking that after your hypnotherapy session, we'll take Briannah to the P-L-A-Y-G-R-O-U-N-D."
:ema: "The playground? Sweet!"
:pearl: "Playground? I wanna go to playground!"
:mia: *glare* "What'd you do that for?"
_____
:mia: "Holy shit, Batman!"
:pearl: "Batman!"
:mia: "Thank God she repeated that and not the first part."
_____
:mia: "Ugh, I'm exhausted. I could use a cup of tea. Or maybe a fifth of vodka."
:ema: "Oh no, if anyone gets the vodka, it's me!"
:pearl: "My vodka!"
_____
:ema: *sees political signs* "Look! Signs!... Cosines! TANGENTS! :D"
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We were trying to type stuff in Japanese on the computers at school. My friend couldn't get the lettering right until she did this:

"S-H-U, dammit!"

I guess it was funny at the time...

This was probably funny to everybody else...
:garyuu: = me
:regina: = funny friend
:adrian: = otaku friend
:lana: = 'normal' friend
:ayame: = smart friend
:april: = 'unofficial group leader' friend
:lotta-smug: = tae-kwon-do black-belt friend
:gipsy: = bookworn friend

:garyuu: No, this is how you make everyone laugh:
GAYBAR! (in-joke, sorry)
:regina: :adrian: :lana: :ayame: :april: :lotta-smug: :gipsy: ..........
:lana: or :adrian: (i think) No. just... no.
:adrian: or :lana: or :april: Yeah...
Everyone: .......
:regina: Gaybar.
:adrian: :lana: :ayame: :april: :lotta-smug: *laughs their heads off*
:garyuu: WHY DOES NOBODY LAUGH WHEN I SAY STUFF LIKE THAT?!
:adrian: (i think) Because........... it's you.
:garyuu: TT_TT

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:igarashi: (My grandpa) I once went into a restroom and found written on a cieling over a urinal "What are you looking up here for? Thie joke's in your hand!"

:igarashi: A man walks into a restroom stall and finds out that there's no toilet paper. So he noticed that there was something written on the wall. "Wipe your butt with your finger and put it in this hole in the wall. It will magicly be cleaned by human lips." So the man wipes his butt with his finger and puts his finger through the hole. Suddenly, someone in the other stall slams his finger with a hammer. So the man screamed, shook his finger and stuck it in his mouth to ease the pain.
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Mock trial meeting was fun this week.

:jake: = Fellow acting as prosecution
:phoenix: = Actual lawyer who was visting us to help
:meekins: : Witness

:jake: (Trying to do an examination of the witness, asking how many people were at the scene of the incident)
:phoenix: : What you need to do is differentiate between 'a few' people and 'a number' of people.

This discussion went on for a bit, before :jake:, still asking about the number of people, came up with the great line:
Were there lots, or more than lots?

Later on, cross examining a witness (:meekins:) who testified to seeing a rude gesture:
:jake: : So, after she gave this jester-uh, gesture-
*Everyone starts laughing*
:odoroki: (To :meekins:) Why is it that whenever we cross-examine you, everyone always starts giggling?

Later on, we changed roles a bit to do a different case:
:garyuu: = Defence attorney
:youngmia: = His fellow defence attorney
:meekins: = Defendant, who hit a cyclist and is being charged with dangerous driving

:youngmia: : When did you first see the cyclist?
:meekins: : When I hit him.
:youngmia: : (checking sheet) Uh, no, I think you saw him once before that.
:garyuu: : 'I first saw him when he was bouncing off my windshield'.
* Everyone, but especially me and :youngmia: crack up*
(After a little bit)
:garyuu: : 'When he was bouncing off my sunroof'
*Everyone laughs again*
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Joey: Damn, Kaizen missed my pissy action

Me: The penis is scheduled to - no WAIT- AAGH..
Friends: Lol
Joey: Yea, the penis is scheduled to do some stuff, huh?

Me: I'll play it just so all you can find it, I hear you.

The list could go on, but that's the first couple of things I can think of..
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You're on crack! No wait, you always are... nevermind.

It's true. ಠ_ಠ
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~

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:lana: me :jake: friend :maya: other friend :meekins: bio lecturer :franny: :chinami: :hotti: random girls and guy

:lana: *holds door*
:jake: No, you go first
:lana: Nah, you go
:jake: No, ladies first
:lana: Nooo, you go
:jake: Jesus! *runs at me and pokes me in the sides*
:lana: Holy genies! *runs down the corridor*



:lana: *drawing in :maya:'s book*
:maya: Oh?? Who's this?
:lana: It's Colonel Sanders, a concept not a 'who!'
(Makes sense if you've read Kafka on the Shore)



:lana: *Walking along*
:jake: *Taps my shoulder*
:lana: Holy fluffing grapes!



:franny: I love randomly hugging people!
:meekins: Really?
:lana: I'd be scared if someone tried to hug me, I'd think they were taking my wallet.
:meekins: *laughs* GIVE ME A HUUUG!



:franny: Hey :meekins:! :hotti: just called me a hampster!
:hotti: You ARE one!
:chinami: She isn't!
:meekins: No, she's more of a gerbil actually.
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Another good mock trial moment:

:garyuu: : The cyclist sustained severe industries.
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This is what happened when I tried to outsource my garbage to my friend (who doesn't play PW)

:hobohodo: (me): Here, happy birthday!
:odoroki: : But...it's not my birthday.
:hobohodo: : Oh, then, um...happy recycle-your-plastics day! :D
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My nephew: How do you beat this level?

Myself: Just try! And ask anyone in the level on how to do things.

My nephew: Why?

Myself: Because there's no such thing as a stupid question in this game.

My nephew: What's a stupid question?

Myself: That's a stupid question...

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My Friend: You know what, The Pride Lands remind me of Nicholas Cage!!
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Im a foolish fool :P

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ah its a bit perverted BUT:

*after my friend told a perverted joke*
me: your head is a very scary place...o.o
him: i know...thats why i keep it in my pants!

ok it was funny at the time :p
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Avi drawn by me...Sig done by me...Lyrics on sig by Marilyn Manson. :p
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Not sure if this technically counts, but anyways...

Friend: (on phone) Come on! Come over here! The only other person here is <my name>, and he's not that entertaining.
Me: (almost said) I'd be entertaining if you tied me to that tree over there.
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Location: sydney the land of the crap transport system RISE AND KILL~

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friend: there was this really random hilarious clip i recorded of my sister on my phone
me: lesee?
friend: its really really really disturbing
me: whatever.
phone: if you pay me a hundred dollars .... i'll... do a striptease for you

sounds dumb, but it was really really funny. her eyes were like so serious and stuff ^^
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