Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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Teacher: What is life? C'mon everyone! What is life?
Classmate: Umm, when you're not dead?
Teacher: No! What is life?
Classmate: I don't know!!
Teacher: Yes you do know! What is life
My Friend: It's a box of chocolates!!
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= Me
= Friend
= Other friend : Did I tell you what Shane did in English? : I don't think so. : Well, we were supposed to do a presentation about Thomas Hardy, and he hadn't done it. And when he was asked about it, he said he hadn't prepared anything, but he could do it. So he got up and drew a timeline on the board, which he divided in two, and he drew all these happy faces on the left-hand side, and all these sad ones on the right. Then he said 'through the first part of Hardy's life, everything was happy, but then depression set in'. Then he drew an arrow from the sad faces back to the smiley faces and said 'and then everything went back to the beginning. And that's how Thomas Hardy got pluracy'.It probably loses a lot in the retelling, but I thought it was brilliant.
Also,
is designing stackable chairs for his resistant materials project, and said this: : (Teacher) asked me what gave me the idea to design a chair, and I said really seriously 'it's something I have a real passion for' and people were crying with laughter.So now 'stackable chairs' and 'it's something I have a real passion for' are running jokes with us.
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Kid who sits in front of me
Another kid
Substitute teacher
Class *reading* *finishes* Okay, who would like to read next? should read next because he was playing with Teck Decks. What the heck! I don't even have Teck Decks! Check his desk! They are in there! What the heck ! Why don't you read next, . LOL *start laughing hard* *shakes head* XDWhat made it funny was that everybody knew
didn't have any Teck Decks. XDOh, and another one. Same class, same people.
If you say Teck Deck again, I'll go insane. Okay. . . . *starts reading* ...Teck Deck Teck Deck Teck Deck! XD *stares at with big eyes*If you want to know, Teck Decks are little skateboards you can play with. With your hands.
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NOW TAKE IT TO THE LAUNCH PAD!
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My friend Me*We're reading a textbook in English*
*Turns to the back of the book, where there is a blank page* *Points to page* That is the best page in the whole book. Totally! Just gotta love this page!This time, I was on holiday with a friend and his grandparents in a caravan in Spain.
Me again Friend
Grandmother.*Me and friend are playing PS2. Grandmother comes into the caravan*
So [my name], how old are you again? 15. Hm, really? I'm quite young for my age... Please, you look like a d-
YOU MENTION DINOSAURS MY BOY AND YOU WON'T GET TO BE AS OLD AS ME!
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: So, how much longer do you think it'll be?
: I think.... *just trails off and stops* : ... : ... : Apparently you don't.
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Drama Club President: I was soooo right about that.
Director: *sigh* You won't win this argument. I have a bigger ego than you do.
Drama Club President: Well, that the ONLY thing that you have that's bigger.
Silence.
Insane laughter.
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Anyway...
I was letting a friend of mine borrow AA and he was on the fourth case, and aat one point Manfred says his demonic "OBJECTION!"
...And then right when that happened his DS died. Yes, literally. The power shut off and he couldn't get it working again! D:
He's trying to get it fixed now, but that's one of the most scary yet funny things I've ever heard. XD
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One time we were in a shop. My friend picked up some thing that you use to cut melons. I asked:
"You like it? Perhaps you should buy it!" He relpied:
"This? What am I supposed to do with a bike pump?"
I'll post more once I can think of more. Belive me, I've got more to add!
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: So if the trees were already felled, why was it dangerous for the protestors to be near them?
: Well, we were cutting them into small pieces - the trees, I mean!
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Me: Hey, wouldn't it be awesome if we got Mrs Reynolds to scream "OBJECTION" instead of just "wrong!" and stuff. Even the pointing finger.
Buddy: LOL I can imagine that.
All: OBJECTION XD
Surounding people: O_______o
---
We were doing abortion in R.S. and the girl next to me drew a picture that said:
"I am against abortion. I myself was aborted."
I burst out laughing randomly for the next two days.
Say it to someone as seriously as you can and they might do like my other friend and say:
"Really?"
She stopped herself when she realised, though.
---
Other other friend: This is madness >.<
Random person: THIS IS SPARTA!
Other other friend: WTF? *Doesn't get it*
---
Other x3 friend: Who wants an orange?
*silence*
Other x3 friend: Who wants AMMUNITION?
Me: OH ME!!!
Other x3 friend: *chucks orange*
Me: *chucks back harder*
Other x3 friend: I don't think I deserved that T.T
"The camera is glaring at me...*glares*"-Edgey
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Actually, those quotes fit well together O.o
"...Think of the kittens!"-Pheonix
Actually, those quotes fit well together O.o
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Yuki Fan~!
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: Me
: My awesome Friend : This annoying guy who's name I can't rmember...---
*In school*
: Hey, guys look what I got! : Hey, what are those?*Sees condom packet*
: Where'd you get those!? : I actually bought them! : You loser! You're never gonna use them! I mean Never!---
I find this funny, 'cos we're just 13.
Or is that normal nowadys?
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: Ha! It is time for me to steal your voice! Now, let us-- Hold on a sec. : What? : Lemme think of a good The Little Mermaid reference....
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"Just saying 'your mom' isn't funny and doesn't automatically become a good insult."
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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Me
DJ ..AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT HIM WITH TOMATOES! I could ask my grandpa about his gun.. And he would give it to you? Yeah, if I tell him we're doing stuff about war..On a Sunday..In History.. Lol. Nah, we could also chase him with burning pitchforks. Who on earth has a pitchfork anyways? EVERYBODY HAS ONE AT HOME! I don't. Do you? Uhhh..NO! BUT MY GRANDMA DOES! ^^''Random conversation about how to kill our annoying teacher.
I'm not using CR anymore.
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PM me, I bite ;)
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= Milton = Savio
= Daniel
= Scott = Me Chuck Norris once had a brand of toilet paper, but no one bought it, because it wouldn't take shit from ANYONE! lol Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a McDonald's so hard that it became a Wendy's. lol If Chuck Norris has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you do. lol *walks in* (geekily) Maybe Chuck Norris has a better interest rate than you do! ... Fail. Epic fail. PERMBAN. You killed it. SCOTT KILLED CHUCK NORRIS!
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No DSis in the courtroom please.
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Soo,
Me My Friend---
We were like, playing a game of sorts...
Name a cold state that begins with the letter K NEBRASKA!So again, same friend
[we were singing kareoke XD]
What song do you want to do? Are you actually gunna sing with me this time? Do you think I'm sexy? ... NO THE SONGGG! THE SONG, NOT THE QUESTION!
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fatalfeline wrote:
I've got to post this somewhere, but I have no idea where.... This seems like the closest place. XD
Anyway...
I was letting a friend of mine borrow AA and he was on the fourth case, and aat one point Manfred says his demonic "OBJECTION!"
...And then right when that happened his DS died. Yes, literally. The power shut off and he couldn't get it working again! D:
He's trying to get it fixed now, but that's one of the most scary yet funny things I've ever heard. XD
Anyway...
I was letting a friend of mine borrow AA and he was on the fourth case, and aat one point Manfred says his demonic "OBJECTION!"
...And then right when that happened his DS died. Yes, literally. The power shut off and he couldn't get it working again! D:
He's trying to get it fixed now, but that's one of the most scary yet funny things I've ever heard. XD
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Spoiler: funny convo
=.=
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Me:
Grandma:
: Krystal, am I cool?
: BALLING! How was that?
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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= Me
= Friend (On phone with his GF) = Other Friend : Ya... Ya I know... : I am so Balling right now. : O.o ... : ANDREW, TELL MARY IM BALLING! : No... He just wanted me to tell you hes trippin' balls : THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
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Happiness Punch! wrote:
Happened a loooong time ago on a MSN chat between me and DarzieP. You've got to love accidental smiley activations.
Darz: PAPERCUT BLISS
Darz: DUNNO WHUT DIS IS~
Darz: BUT IT ALL LEADS TO THIS
Ida(Me): o_o
Darz: Sandpaper Kisses. =D
Ida: Song?
Darz: Yup.
Darz: Out of Fahrenheit of course.
Ida: Darz is obsessed.
Darz: I played it again recently, I was all <
Darz: Shit. >_>;
Ida: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ida: LULZ OF THE DAY
Darz: PAPERCUT BLISS
Darz: DUNNO WHUT DIS IS~
Darz: BUT IT ALL LEADS TO THIS
Ida(Me): o_o
Darz: Sandpaper Kisses. =D
Ida: Song?
Darz: Yup.
Darz: Out of Fahrenheit of course.
Ida: Darz is obsessed.
Darz: I played it again recently, I was all <
Darz: Shit. >_>;
Ida: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ida: LULZ OF THE DAY
Oh, I fucking loved that. XD But it was nothing on WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FALL
fuck
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me, my sister (is playing case 1-5 and just finished the first trial day) Oh, I think I totally know how Bruce died! Okay then. What? He tired to commit suicide and Lana tried to stop him and then he accidentally cut her hand when he stabbed himself!
...That's pretty messed up, even for a Phoenix Wright game. two girls in my metalsmithing class (is bored after finishing a test and is drawing on her folder) (adds a smiley on the folder) (also adds smiley on folder) (writes "Hi!") Would you two quit already?! XD
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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ARU.
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Around 11:00 pm
H: Whatcha doing?
L: I dunno. Felt like cramming.
H: But isn't it sports day for your batch tomorrow?
L: Then I guess I'm cramming at the wrong time.
H: That isn't cramming--you're just staying up late. :S
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Me: Well, just so we get the hard stuff out of the way so that we can do everything else easily. Like you know how people usually learn to play the acoustic guitar before the electric guitar? It's kindof like that.
Friend: They still basically tell you what to do.
Me: Err...I guess you could say it's like learning how to play the acoustic guitar before the triangle dohohohohoho
...He didn't laugh. :|
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= Me = Friend
= Hyperactive Latvian girl that no-one likes = Guy
= Other guyI don't know how they got into this area of conversation, but:
: I slept with your mum! : I did it before you!(beat as he realises what he's just said)
With your mum, that is! : OH MY GOSH TWILIGHT BLAH BLAH : A sparkling vampire!? That's such a stupid idea. : It's not stupid it's beautiful.Later on, I was recounting that story to
: : Yeah, well, in her country sparkling vampires are a delicacy.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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*Reading the last twilight book*You, you know want this book is like?
Its like, if you weren't hunger, yet someone kept jamming food down your throat.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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--> Me
--> My online friend (it's still counts as a friend!) [He cant really speak English so I translated what he said] *talks in Indonesian* (Translation: Do you know some kind of cool motto so that I can use it in RO?) *talks in Indonesian* (Translation: Umm... No... Sorry...) *talks in Indonesian* (Translation: What about..with ink trash in jail in so ko cool in No!!!! Sounds cool right?!) Ahahah.... Unique....Lol.. "With Ink Trash in jail in so ko cool in No!!!" What was that suppose to mean?
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= Me = Nicole = MarthaInside Day, we're hanging around in classroom.
: *sitting on top of the round yellow table, swinging legs* : EWWWWW YOU'RE MOLESTING THE TABLE! : ROFLOL : What?! No I'm not! : Yes you are, look how you're swinging your legs!!!Yeah they are strange. And later... we sit on the sofa.
: *sits down, arm on armrest* : You're touching the couch! : *was not listening and sits down on other end, also putting arm on other armrest* : That settles it, you guys are couchsexual.Lol but Nicole is funny, just in strange ways xP
Another time we were discussing how impossible things were happening.
: .... so yeah, the cat can scuba dive! Seriously! (scuba diving cat, go google it up) : And ___ passed the test! : And _______ was being nice today! What's next, TABLES RAPING HUMANS?... Sorry if this posted scarred anyone.
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Avvie and siggy by me!
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ARU.
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= me (High Priest) = (Mastersmith) = (Assassin Cross) = (High Wizard)There was also a Professor, a second Assassin Cross, Paladin, and another High Priest in the party, but they don't show up significantly in the scenes. These are after I got to know them in a (lol we're a mob pwning everyone else) PvP
You did a good job in the PvP! Thank you. It's my job as a full-support, after all. Well, thanks for that! *invites to guild* Hallelujah, I've been wanting a new guild for a while! And, here's 1m. *gives 1000000z for real* . . . You were SERIOUS about that zeny? ._.[purposely kept in newbie speak]
(random Novice) buffs pls *does all fancy schmansy buffs minus party ones* sir, can I have zeny? ... I'm saving. Sorry.-Novice goes asking someone else-
-2nd Novice comes-
buffs pls. *cycle again*
buffs please Good lord how do you handle this everyday? Priest thing. Can you Magnificat? SP is low. Doesn't that make you a bad Wiz? -_- *does Magni anyway* ... If we weren't in the same guild I'd Storm Gust you by now. Ha! But I'd Hide before you cast. >:( In seriousness, our HWiz is an awesome person.
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: Sarah : Rhyan : *I can't remember her name...*---
: Oh, look! An island! This sure is fun~. : Yes, we are on my plane. Ahahahah. : Oh, look we're crashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! D: : We must survive until my boat (lol) comes to rescue us. : Ok, then.*Long pause for some reason.
*(Supposedly, They were in sleeping bags)
: You know, we may be here for a long time. (They're making this up. XD) : Yes, and? : ... No-one here. : What's your point? : Y'know, 2 women, one man... Ehahahahah! : ... : ... : Dude, What the hell!? XD---
She just couldn't help but laugh, afterwards. XD
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
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*plays off Macy Gray singing as if she's constipated*
RevFirst says:
And reverse she's Yarg Ycam: The Demon God.
Boingo Boingo Whoopsy Knickers says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RevFirst says:
XDDDDD Impressed myself there.
fuck
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IT'S A STEPLADDER, DAMMIT.
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"Undersplain it to me!"
"Ducks are crazy bastards."
“You do not devote yourself to a hoe. You enter a hoe and exit a hoe and then you are done. ”
"The larynx and the excretory systems are connected in the modern politician."
"Who COULDN'T love condoms?"
"Why the hell did I draw her legs so far apart? She must have a vagina the size of a Buick."
"Oh well, tight pants and swift kicks to the nuts are good forms of birth control."
Okay I'm done. ^^;
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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More like... World... of... WANKERS!
Friend: You aren't allowed to say that word without being extremely British.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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ARU.
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Friend: They're just trying to appeal to the senses!
Other Friend: ... It's feelings.
Not so funny without the full conversation I guess, but I wasn't really paying attention.
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It was crazy...
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So, the nurse came in, and needed to swab our throats. So I let her do mine without gagging or anything, and then when she did my sister's, she gagged, and I laughed at her. The nurse was like "Don't laugh at her just because you're a pro" and I was like O_O for a second, And then we all started cracking up. It was ridiculous.
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= Sara K. = Alicia = Wesley Oh no the building is on fire and there's no way out! *in the back crying loudly* WE'RE GONNA DIE! Sara, since we're going to die here, there is something I want to tell you. *gets closer to him* Yes Wesley? I love- Oh wesley! Alicia WHAT!?!?Here's a scene we had to do about the color Yellow
= Me = Brenden = Delmonte = Precious *sings "let the sun shine" from hair* *on imaginary phone* bring bring *sing "Banana Phone" then gets cut off by uses a shoe as a phone* Hello! Hi! Can I help you??! *singing and dancing* I've got malaria! I've got malaria! I've got malaria! Uhh.... hold on. DOCTOR!!!! I really nedd to fire you..... *uses my shoe as phone* What is it?!? *sings Malaria song again* Well come down here, so I can run tests! *gets into taxi that is driven by * *gives him yellow flowers and drives away* oh thank you! Hello doctor! *holds out imaginary cup and sings* pee in the cup. Pee in the cup. Pee in the cup! *goes behind teacher's desk and comes back out singing* Here is your urine! *walks off and comes back* You do not have malaria. Go away. Okay. *picks up random stool* But I'm taking a stool sample. *walks off* *to me* Oh by the way, you're fired. *walks off* Banana phone! Ring Ring Ring!
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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bf me *making threats* You can do what you like, just don't sprain my eyelash! (to ) I'm gonna get you! Noooo! *runs at * *runs into the road* Noo, get out of there! Its a choice between you or the road....(We have a loving relationship, I swear!)
me friend So, how do building cranes get to be verticle? Pulled up by tow trucks maybe? Took me two days to figure that out! Took me two minutes! Well I started in my history exam, as someone asked the question and there was a crane right outside which I stared at for a long time! ouch
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