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My English Teacher3 Smileys---> Class
: (Talking about stories...) One Time, when I was taking a shower, instead of my brush to wash myself...I used my hands.
: ...... And the moment I touched my body...It felt good
: W-WHAT!?!?!? Next time, when you guys take a shower, I want you to use your hands...
: Oooooooooookay...lol, and here's another one...Same teacher, different class
TV annoucer
Another Student Everyone has to have good citizenship, if you don't then you don't get a ticket to the dance. What!?!?! So we can't dance if we don't behave? That's what she said...(talking back)Some people won't get that, but just posting it...
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At least, they don't seem funny to me.... I like Tails' stories, they're really funny.
...and I think I may have some stories, though I don't think they're as funny as some of the others.
This one occurred in the Grade 6, so I don't remember any exact quotes.
Mr. B other teacher
students
meAll of us are in the middle of a card game called Pig.
*walks into the class* Can I join? Sure, why not? Let's make this one the last round. It's almost 6:00. (At six we move to another classroom) Okay! Hey, I know! Let's make this more fun! The loser of this round has to go, "oink oink" and crawl around the room! Okay! Why not. Sounds interesting...After we play the round....
Mr. B, you lost!! *laughs* *laughs* You have to do it! I want to see this. *chanting* Do it! Do it! Do it! Errr, how bout no? I'll do it later, I promise! How 'bout the last day of school? Fine, fine. But I'll definitely remind you. Awwwwwww.....Unfortunately, we never got him to do it.
If I can remember any more, I post it...
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= teacher
= One kid in the class.
= Rest of the class.
: *Writing on the board* Now if you'll turn to the back page, you'll find a section of writing, you must copy down notes from there.
: Oh for f... COME ON!!
: *shock*
: DON'T YOU COME ON ME, ALEX!! : *Bursts out laughing*: What's so funny? I just said....Oh....right.
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1) This is grade 11 English.
2) My friend isn't retarded, the teacher is.
We had to right about our "goals" in English for the year:
"I want to be goodess then [Balrog]s tis yeer? Is to beest at engish? I want to compleite all my courses this yeer!"
The teacher wrote "Dedication and effort will help you achieve your goal."
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Alex Derbatov, Federal Public Defender.
Judge Daniel Scarletti.We were standing in line at Starbucks.
Well, Alex, the jury feels safe siding with a Prosecutor who is "All American" So to speak. Ha! You think that's you? Yes, why wouldn't it be? You're beyond rich, you're pretty arrogant, and you use your looks to get what you want. You're guilty of the last part, too. Yes, but I'm a small town kid from California. Plus I'm better looking than you. Dream on. If you compare-- Oh, for God's sake, will you two just kiss already? *raises eyebrow* Not here. *sighs*
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Ok, in spanish class, the teacher was checking our papers, and she looks at one of the kid's papers, and she says, "not 'me toco', that means 'I touch myself'." The whole class bursted out laughing... even me
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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:Ace Author has a nice ring to it...
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= Teacher = Me = Another Jewish Girl who sits in the back. : (Discussing sacrifices in different religions) ... and I think the Jews have something called Rusha Shaman (Pronounced Rush a Shaman) : (Exchange looks, eyebrows raised) : That's right, isn't it (name of me)?You fast on Rusha Shaman?
: Um... Yom Kippur, ma'am... : (Coninuing as if I had not said anything) So on Rusha Shaman, you fast all day. : (Muttering) Yom Kippur...After several more uses of Rusha Shaman... We go on break.
: You know, you shouldn't Rusha Shaman. : Nope. He needs to cast the lightning, and set the rituals. : But more then a Shaman, there is something else you should not rush... : What's that? : Never Rusha Moyle! : (Nonstop laughter)This joke will be 100x funnier if you know what a Moyle is. Look it up.
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I mean who fast on New Year
If you don't know what Rosh Hashanah is, it’s Jewish New Year
Yeah im Jewish as well
"you're pretty arrogant". please don't tell your like that all the time.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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scorchgid wrote:
"you're pretty arrogant". please don't tell your like that all the time.
No, I use arrogance to make defendants feel bad.
I'm normal most of the time.
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Our teacher
Me
My classmatesOkay
You guys wanna hear something bad. Sure Sure! You know how you're american duh. What are you in the bathroom? I have no clue I don't wanna know. You're European! haha. Whatever... And what are you when you're running to the bathroom? Now what? Russian!If anyone is interested I will tell the story of how I burned a fat guy in our class really really bad
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Anyway.
Myself
Classmates Teacher So tell me what perspective you see in this. ........... Ah ha ha. You should have seen your faces. What? All four of you pulled a blank. Ohhhh.... *Insert constant chattering here*...Yeah, not very funny. :P But I thought it was.
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Executive Assistant U.S. Attorney Stan Villani.We were on a really slow moving elevator.
So, you turn 30 tomorrow? What? No. I'll be 28. The difference is? In my head. *laughs* So how are the hippies doing? Still calling me a "Pro War Crytpo Nazi" That's got a nice ring to it. *rolls eyes* What's your current case? Small time Columbian drug dealer. Oh, The Love Potion #9 guy! *sighs* Yes. Him. Did you catch him at the corner of 34th and Wine? I can fire you. Sorry.
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fat kid you're fat look who's talking OMG you're fat albert. If you were standing next to fat albert he would be considered skinning
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Mr. Bacon: Hey, Trevor! Stop picking on Mark, or else Alex is going out the window!
Then Alex was all,
WTF MR. BACON.Then, once, Mr. Bacon put tape over Trevor's mouth, and ripped it off.
Heavy-duty tape, too.
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FräuleinRed wrote:
Trevor: Mark, you idiot... -giggling-
Mr. Bacon: Hey, Trevor! Stop picking on Mark, or else Alex is going out the window!
Then Alex was all, WTF MR. BACON.
Then, once, Mr. Bacon put tape over Trevor's mouth, and ripped it off. Heavy-duty tape, too.
Mr. Bacon: Hey, Trevor! Stop picking on Mark, or else Alex is going out the window!
Then Alex was all,
WTF MR. BACON.Then, once, Mr. Bacon put tape over Trevor's mouth, and ripped it off.
Heavy-duty tape, too.our teacher would be more outgoing if it wasn't for the stupid pastor at our school
he could loose his job if he does anything like that sadly...
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And there was this one time, me and my friend were walking home.
A person that works at our school was telling us to stay close to the building, and be VERY safe.
We were all, "
Whut?".And then she says:
"Mr. W's driving. Obvious."
You had to be there.And then we took the oppourtunity to laugh more than we were supposed to. See if we'd "get in trouble".
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Gotta Luv Edgey! wrote:
FräuleinRed wrote:
Trevor: Mark, you idiot... -giggling-
Mr. Bacon: Hey, Trevor! Stop picking on Mark, or else Alex is going out the window!
Then Alex was all, WTF MR. BACON.
Then, once, Mr. Bacon put tape over Trevor's mouth, and ripped it off. Heavy-duty tape, too.
Mr. Bacon: Hey, Trevor! Stop picking on Mark, or else Alex is going out the window!
Then Alex was all,
WTF MR. BACON.Then, once, Mr. Bacon put tape over Trevor's mouth, and ripped it off.
Heavy-duty tape, too.our teacher would be more outgoing if it wasn't for the stupid pastor at our school
he could loose his job if he does anything like that sadly...
Our teacher has already gotten in trouble many times.
But he has like, all this technology. LOTS.
So I don't think they're going to fire him any time soon.
(My school is incredibly poor. We don't even own our field.)
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FräuleinRed wrote:
Gotta Luv Edgey! wrote:
FräuleinRed wrote:
Trevor: Mark, you idiot... -giggling-
Mr. Bacon: Hey, Trevor! Stop picking on Mark, or else Alex is going out the window!
Then Alex was all, WTF MR. BACON.
Then, once, Mr. Bacon put tape over Trevor's mouth, and ripped it off. Heavy-duty tape, too.
Mr. Bacon: Hey, Trevor! Stop picking on Mark, or else Alex is going out the window!
Then Alex was all,
WTF MR. BACON.Then, once, Mr. Bacon put tape over Trevor's mouth, and ripped it off.
Heavy-duty tape, too.our teacher would be more outgoing if it wasn't for the stupid pastor at our school
he could loose his job if he does anything like that sadly...
Our teacher has already gotten in trouble many times.
But he has like, all this technology. LOTS.
So I don't think they're going to fire him any time soon.
(My school is incredibly poor. We don't even own our field.)
We may have small small grounds, but we don't have a gym and our school budget isn't even planned out completely for this year...lol
u see there was a huge case over the pastor and our teacher two years ago.
our teacher won....for now anyway...lord knows what's going to happen now...
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-really annoying girl
-me (i'm a tae kwon do black belt for those who dont know)- *is making noise while is trying to explain the pre-lab stuff* -go sit over there! *points to the seat next to me* and if you get out of line, will do a Tae Kwon Do death grip on you!- 
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Girl in my sister's class Coach F.
Coach F, help! I can't read anymore! *looks at the book she is reading*
Er... You're reading the Spanish Glossary.Also, last year, during our day-long orientation (our school had burned down and they still had not really organized where we were going yet), the principal was saying "You must express maturity..." Right as he said that, a teacher walked by wiping her nose with the back of her hand.
Interesting signature? Uh... Look, a diversion! *flees*
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Situtation: We were in english, and our teacher was gone, and it had been 20 minutes into class with no teacher, finally the sub walks in and a tall kid in our class is throwing something away, and the trash can is in the front of the room so...
Sub: Huh? Are you already substituting for this class?
Tall dude: What?
Sub: Are you substituting for the class? You know, taking over for the teacher?
Tall dude: Err...
Class: Yeah he's got it taken care of.
Now, the kid is in "gangster clothes" so you could easily tell he wasn't the sub.
Tall dude: So class, your teacher told me to tell you to turn in your homework from last night, did you all do it?
Class: Yes, we did.
Tall dude: Now pass it to the front please.
Class: *passes blank sheets of paper to the front of the rows*
Sub: Well you got this covered, I'm out. *leaves*
Class: *dies*
END
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Part 1-
*In band room*
Teacher to student- Here, Im going to grease up your bone.
*everyone dies laughing*
Part 2-
Teacher- Look, my sweather says McGill!
*folds his sweather slightly*
Teacher- Look! It says MIL, now we need an F at the end- No just kidding
Part 3-
Teacher- You guys arent allowed to have cellphones in class! I only have mine for emergancies, I put it on vibrate, hehehe.
O_o These were all by the same teacher. He's a guy btw XD
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Sir Flubert: (thinks out loud) 'I wish we were a monarchy... And I was the king, that way it'd be always fair.'
Miss June: "Why don't you like essays?! They're FUN!"
Miss June: "1 hour of writing is FUN!"
Xavier: "We love Miss June! Coool!"
Miss June: "LIAR!"
Miss June: "You didn't have to spit on me! Say it, don't spray it."
Miss June: “Yo Pau! I signed you up for boxing!”
Pau: "Against?”
Miss June: “Me.”
About the exchange gifts we had on Christmas:
Pau: “What if the codenames repeat?”
Miss June: “Then they can be
Sir Flu: “Senior F! You guys are so noisy! In front of me, at my right, at my left...”
Pau: “Sir, be thankful there's none on top of you.”
Hans: “Sir Xyburt, what do smart people eat?”
Sir Xyburt: “Math books.”
There's more but... This'll do xD;
Man, a lot of it's from June. Hahahaha.
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-Me - This Lady next to me - Hello, Parents... -(This should be good) - I'm going to say my report on... -(What Cookies?) - Uranus... -*giggle* (LOLWUT?) - *nudges* Stop it... - *Reads some facts about Uranus* - *giggle* - Uranus is cold and has a lot of moons... - *giggles* - Uranus is bigger than earth - *giggles* - Thank You, and this is my report for Uranus - *goes outside and lols*Just happened today...LOL
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Brooklyn A.D.A Scott Cioci Judge Michael Callahan Executive Assistant U.S. Attorney Stan Villani Hey, room for one more? Haha. Get in. How's Woodstock going? Hahaha. Good one. *rolls eyes* Fine. It's about as wild as a CCR concert. Come again? Did you just say CCR. Creedence Clearwater Revival? Yeah...... Let me guess. Favorite band? Yes.*There was a 5 or 10 second pause*
*Tries to hold back laugh*... Long as I remember.... ......... ........... .... The rain been comin down, Clouds of mystery pourin confusion on the ground............ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! / Good men through the ages, tryin to find the sun;And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *He's blue in the face from laughing.* Don't stop! This is great! I really need this! / I went down Virginia, seekin shelter from the storm.Caught up in the fable, I watched the tower grow.
Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains.
And I wonder, still I wonder who'll stop the rain?*The elevator stopped, We all stopped singing.
*About to walk out of elevator, still laughing. Suddenly turns around* Heard the singers playin, how we cheered for more.The crowd had rushed together, tryin to keep warm.
Still the rain kept pourin, fallin on my ears.
And I wonder, still I wonder wholl stop the rain?
/ / *laughing so hard it hurts* Good Night!
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Me HIStory and citizenship education teacher. English and Swedish teacher. 
Classmates What is the difference between a town and a city? *No one has no idea or just isn't interested* *Does one of Payne's poses *Spoiler: This one
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Oh come on... *Starts writing the answer on the chalkboard* *Tries to hold laughing*In this another one, we've just had exams and after them
let's us go to the Computer classroom. She is a member of the local church and it's choir. She's pretty weird too. *Watches the music video of Thriller.* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8 What's that? Oh it's the music video of Thriller. *Get's interested too**The video reaches the part, where the zombies rise from their graves.*
Talk about the scent of death {[(Okay, I can't translate it, she used a very weird word. "Kalmanhajuinen" to be exact, kalma is an old Finnish word that means death and hajuinen translates to smells like.)]} A-all riiight... Sick people have made this for sick people to watch this. Are looking at each other and laughing silently. Oh I,m not talking of anyone here, but... ... they made that to be kind of like a joke. You know, the rest of the songs in the album are just about love. Just like any other albums. *I don't hear you, I don't hear you!* *Starts bragging* Oh, and BTW it's the best selling album of all time! Must be because of the dark theme. *facepalm*
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Rebel Vanguard wrote:
Heres something that happened the other day in class, WITH A SUBSTITUTE!
Situtation: We were in english, and our teacher was gone, and it had been 20 minutes into class with no teacher, finally the sub walks in and a tall kid in our class is throwing something away, and the trash can is in the front of the room so...
Sub: Huh? Are you already substituting for this class?
Tall dude: What?
Sub: Are you substituting for the class? You know, taking over for the teacher?
Tall dude: Err...
Class: Yeah he's got it taken care of.
Now, the kid is in "gangster clothes" so you could easily tell he wasn't the sub.
Tall dude: So class, your teacher told me to tell you to turn in your homework from last night, did you all do it?
Class: Yes, we did.
Tall dude: Now pass it to the front please.
Class: *passes blank sheets of paper to the front of the rows*
Sub: Well you got this covered, I'm out. *leaves*
Class: *dies*
END
Situtation: We were in english, and our teacher was gone, and it had been 20 minutes into class with no teacher, finally the sub walks in and a tall kid in our class is throwing something away, and the trash can is in the front of the room so...
Sub: Huh? Are you already substituting for this class?
Tall dude: What?
Sub: Are you substituting for the class? You know, taking over for the teacher?
Tall dude: Err...
Class: Yeah he's got it taken care of.
Now, the kid is in "gangster clothes" so you could easily tell he wasn't the sub.
Tall dude: So class, your teacher told me to tell you to turn in your homework from last night, did you all do it?
Class: Yes, we did.
Tall dude: Now pass it to the front please.
Class: *passes blank sheets of paper to the front of the rows*
Sub: Well you got this covered, I'm out. *leaves*
Class: *dies*
END
That reminds me of the time where we didn't even HAVE a sub, and we just turned on the TV and watched Seinfield and Spongebob >_>
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PeachySweetPearl wrote:
In German class, a girl asked if there were chipmunks in Germany (we were going there on a trip the next week). My German teacher said 'No because I shot them all.' It was really funny!
That's HORRIBLE D:
I'm staying away from her.
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xfma_addictx wrote:
PeachySweetPearl wrote:
In German class, a girl asked if there were chipmunks in Germany (we were going there on a trip the next week). My German teacher said 'No because I shot them all.' It was really funny!
That's HORRIBLE D:
I'm staying away from her.
lol
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Balrog wrote:
xfma_addictx wrote:
PeachySweetPearl wrote:
In German class, a girl asked if there were chipmunks in Germany (we were going there on a trip the next week). My German teacher said 'No because I shot them all.' It was really funny!
That's HORRIBLE D:
I'm staying away from her.
lol
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Balrog wrote:
xfma_addictx wrote:
PeachySweetPearl wrote:
In German class, a girl asked if there were chipmunks in Germany (we were going there on a trip the next week). My German teacher said 'No because I shot them all.' It was really funny!
That's HORRIBLE D:
I'm staying away from her.
lol
XDDDD
Thanks for that. XDDDDD
I can't stop laughing/giggling.... XDDDD
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scorchgid wrote:
What’s more stupid is that she can't say Rosh Hashanah right.
I mean who fast on New Year
If you don't know what Rosh Hashanah is, it’s Jewish New Year
Yeah im Jewish as well
I mean who fast on New Year
If you don't know what Rosh Hashanah is, it’s Jewish New Year
Yeah im Jewish as well
Exactly. But Rusha Shaman sounded like a video game tip, or something like,
"Don't rush a Shaman, because they will cast great spells in due time. Just off the enemy, and lure them into the lightning"
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Teacher stupid guy in my class.
Me Friends Today we're talking about cows. (Yawns) As you all know cows are girls... Cows are girls? YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT? YOU'RE THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE CLASS! Now he's not the smartest guy in the class that's for sure. (We're falling off of our chairs laughing.we teased him for it for weeks...and we still tease him
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Me. Alex Derbatov, Federal Public Defender.This happened in my office.
I can't believe I'm finally going against you in Court. I know, it's weird. Lemme think. When I met you, I was a Law School student at NYU Law. And I was a rookie A.D.A. This going to be fun, isn't it? *winks* Just don't drown me in paperwork. *messes up my hair* Relax, Harrison. If I wanted to screw with you, I'd just kiss you again. ...... You see, that's why my boss thinks we're dating. ........Good.He's 24, I'm 28.
We're somewhere between brotherly love and teenage crush.
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