Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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Hazri wrote:
Bad Player wrote:
Wrestler Hatman wrote:
Bad grammar aside, there are two important keywords to this title : Funny and Friend. We're not contesting the "friend" part, since we can't exactly prove that. We're contesting the "funny" part, because you (general you) are not funny.
But that's completely subjective. You can't have people only post what everyone will think is funny. And you can't have posts be approved by X amount of people beforehand. People post what is funny to them. And if it's not funny to you (general you)... why are you caring so much about something so insignificant?
Because none of your posts are funny. At all. To anyone. As well as some other posters here.
Make that most of what was posted in the thread. Including these posts. AREN'T WE HELPFUL~!?
http://vanderlund.blogspot.com - Because the only fantasy worlds I like are those I write myself.
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fair enough, i just like the speen on Immortal
Token says:
*speed
Token says:
wow....N is nowhere nead D...how'd i mess that up? O_o;
Wow, a hole in my schedule. How... improbable. says:
SPEEN
Wow, a hole in my schedule. How... improbable. says:
dude that sounds like penis
Token says:
lol
* * *
Do you realize that THIS is the kind of shit you are posting?
http://vanderlund.blogspot.com - Because the only fantasy worlds I like are those I write myself.
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: My friend*Both of us are playing Half Life 2*
- Crap look out for that! - What?*Sees helicopter*
- AHHHH!!!!*Shoots at helicopter with machine gun in a control tower*
- YOU ARE NOTHING!!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!!*Helicopter flies away*
- GET BACK HERE!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!! - If you keep on saying that, it's gonna come back and bite you in the face - SHUT UP!!!!!
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... well, I thought it was funny.
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Erm... I plead the fifth?
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F1: Hey, we're dying eggs in the kitchen for Easter, so, umm...
F2: Please come and join us, it's really fun...
*third freshman busts out of the kitchen*
F3 (loud as possible): YEEEEEEAH, LET'S DYE SOME FUCKING EGGS!!
*One of my friend's is proofreading another friend's paper*
F1: Your tenses are mixed.
F2: Suck a dick.
*in front of the Dining Hall*
F1: And then I kicked his ass!
F2: And you only got a dollar?!
*another friend is proofreading someone's paper*
F1: Is there an academic and polite way to say that he's just jerking off into my face?
*One more in front of the Dining Hall*
F1: I'm going to beat your ass!
F2: I'm going to punch you in the face!
What made this funny was the fact that a group of prospective students and their parents walked by as the exchange was occurring. By the look on one of the father's faces, I think it's pretty safe to assume that his kid won't be joining us next year...
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Bad Player wrote:
: We love Latin!! : Nolite ponere verba in meum os.(Not that many of you will get it...)
XP I do.
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*while another of my brothers was playing Tomb Raider Anniversary*
(Me): Watch out for those two crocodiles coming towards you!
(Brother): And for the one in the tree....*cue an epic facepalm from both me and my other brother...while snickering at how dumb that statement was*
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It was the bit where you have to get all the monkeys. Our convo was unfunny and normal, but it was what my mate could hear that made me laugh.
Me: Ok, yeah. Have you tried the big green room? Have you rolled into the pedestal? No the one with the catapillar on the floor. Cool, now go get the monkey.
Which is a pretty normal gaming convosation. But not too my mate, and all the people around me in the busy shop. I was getting some funny looks.
Oh Edgey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Edgey!
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And then we have Will
Who's always chill
His hair is blue
just like his adittude (he looked all depressed)
But he gives great hugs
'cause he's cool
......
*goes on to next person*
Here's the video if you want to see it.
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"I'm going to cut your dick off and make you eat it."
Person: (cheerfully) Hey there, how are you?
Friend: (deadpan) If you piss me off, I will stab you in the face.
Person: I'm gonna chuck this crappy food on you.
Friend: I'm going to kill you and bury you in the woods!
Me: ...dude, can I quote you on that?
Friend...yes.
My friend was very stressed with work that week...
EDIT: And an interesting little exchange with some freshmen yesterday:
*golden retriever runs up to us out of nowhere*
Me: Doggy!! You're my major! I'm studying you!
Friend 1: Wait, what is WittyVitale studying again?
Friend 2: She's studying empathy in humans and dogs.
Friend 1: *turns to me* Wait, you're studying impotence?
Me: No, no, empathy!
Friend 3: *punches Friend 1 really hard in the shoulder*
Friend 1: OWW!!
You know you're an upperclassman when freshmen punch other freshmen for getting your major studies wrong...
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I told them you're a forty three year old man that i met on an online discussion forum and you always ask me to send pics.*Later*
You sounded good until I told them about you being a forty three year old man that's always online and complains about his sticky keyboard every time he talks to me.
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My little brother
Me *Trying to show me something* Sarah! Come here! No! You come here! No! You come here! That's an order! *puts hand on hip* Excuse me, what was that? uhh.... I love you?
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Wrestler Hatman wrote:
Token says:
fair enough, i just like the speen on Immortal
Token says:
*speed
Token says:
wow....N is nowhere nead D...how'd i mess that up? O_o;
Wow, a hole in my schedule. How... improbable. says:
SPEEN
Wow, a hole in my schedule. How... improbable. says:
dude that sounds like penis
Token says:
lol
* * *
Do you realize that THIS is the kind of shit you are posting?
fair enough, i just like the speen on Immortal
Token says:
*speed
Token says:
wow....N is nowhere nead D...how'd i mess that up? O_o;
Wow, a hole in my schedule. How... improbable. says:
SPEEN
Wow, a hole in my schedule. How... improbable. says:
dude that sounds like penis
Token says:
lol
* * *
Do you realize that THIS is the kind of shit you are posting?
http://vanderlund.blogspot.com - Because the only fantasy worlds I like are those I write myself.
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=me = Friend You know some people say you control my life. I do not... I do do everything you tell me too But I don't control you're life... you're like a.............. friend with benefits.
What?
Do you know what that means?
OH S**T NOT LIKE THAT!!!
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see how it withers before my flower of justice
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You know what would be a good way to rid the world of it's problems? Send anyone on the planet who has anything wrong with them to Australia. Then nuke it.
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Hi WittyVitale! You came to my presentation! I love you so much for it! If I knew how to swim and I wasn't in the middle of a pond, I'd hug you! I'd take all your clothes off, pull you into the pond, and hug you!! ... I'd be up for that. Let's do that eventually!I think he was drunk btw, I was humoring him, but god was that great...
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
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= Annoying kid
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Rise: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, Kanji you're crying!
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Im gonna get her money
Nah, she wouldnt want money But everyone likes money Nah she'd like a present cause its got more thought put into it Hmm I guess So what're you gonna get her? Money.We then went on to talk about the new age in 2012 O_o
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Leonymae
me
Ashley I love Mime jr.s and Azurills You mean marrills? no.... Azurills you mean Azumarill? No! It's azurill, then marill, then azumarill But I thought- *cuts her off* This is a lame conversation!!
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my friend me hey guys hey....what the heck happened to phone it broke you should fix it right? um.. ok(2 hours after)
WTF! what is this time i played baseball with it, want these part
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Me RaiWe were talking about our husbands from pokemon (mine is roark, hers is byron)
See... I have a condo, with a couch. Can I use it? NO! Get your own condo with your own couch! Fine! I'll just go to my secret base! but that has rocks everywhere.... Roark is the frickn' rock type gym leader. HE LOVES ROCKS!!! I don't think her likes them in in appropriate places.... ............. XD
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Celestina wrote:
I told my friend Kat that I brought Edgeworth to school(you know, my ds) And she said, "ohhh... Hmmmm... Handcuffs and whipped cream..." but by this point i was chasing her around the front garden XD
The things that happen by chance never cease to amaze. (When one of my friends is teasing me, they call me Kat, and I would totally say that.)
Anyway, today, I was arguing with someone(Arguing is the normal state of being for me.) and a random kid comes up and says, "Hey (name withheld), I heard you smoked weed." I say, "No..." One of my friends butts in, and says, "No, a**hole, she smokes suckers like you." It was funny at the time.
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"So you streaked your hair red then?"
"Yeah, you like it?"
"It's nice, what colour is it?"
I gave her a weird look.
... You're kidding, right?
Huh? What do you mean?
This is your best attempt at a sig?
Uh, yeah... You don't like? I like. I think you're just green with envy.
... You're an idiot.
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We had a rare day off in band class one day. We had the choice to go watch West Side Story or do homework in the production room. Well, it was a Friday and I wanted to get my algebra done, so I opted to do homework. This guy who has a major crush on me followed. But he didn't have any paper and I didn't have any to give him. I was wearing jeans.
= him
= meA few minutes pass. Suddenly, something is tickling my thigh.
*looks up, he's got chalk and is drawing on my jeans* Okay, what are you doing? Math homework. Three plus four x equals... Would you quit writing math symbols on me?He does. A few more minutes pass and he's writing on me again.
Okay, seriously, before I rip out your spine and beat you to death with it, quit writing math symbols on me! Why? Because it tickles and it's annoying. Your pants are ticklish?
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Best of friends
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Friend 1-
Friend 2-
Me and my friends were playin blinds man buff(Its funner than it sounds) And
Was hiding in my wardrobe.I was on and when I came into the room and he wouldnt stop laughing.I caught him and he came out I turned the light on but he was still in the shade but we could see a darker shade on his jeans...heres how it went...
-It looks he pissed himself! -Yeah it does,doent it!
Comes out of shade...
-He did piss himself!!!-Oh dear... He also did it again in his own house...
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Rai Me I'm gonna try one more time before I call the company. This is ridiculous ! LAST HOPE~ Here goes...... D: ......... It worked....... What?!? Are you serious?!?! Yup. I hate my life. Maybe it worked because you threatened it. Well... I did tell it that if it didn't work I was going to throw it across the room.... See, there you go. Now when you make a button, you have to yell at it.A conversation about this picture
HAHA! You can say Byron has a nice "shovel" LOL, why? Because it's coming from his crotch Well, in that case; He has a very nice "shovel" indeed!!
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While they are eating this girl stands up,spits out her food and screams "IT'S NOT CHICKEN,IT'S FISH!" The group then follow her back to the fast-food shop and watch her scream bloody murder to the poor man working there. She then just about loses her voice and then grabs the chicken/fish in her hand and throws it at the poor guy. She also grabs everyone elses stuff and does the same thing.
This sounds totally out of control and I wouldn't of believed it if I had heard it but they had videos of it. If they let me post on youtube I'll give the link.
I've now heard the girl is banned from the place.
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rhinoisin wrote:
My ex-friend was out one night with someother friends after a disco and went into the local fast-food place and ordered chicken the group that she was with went out of the place and went to the park.
While they are eating this girl stands up,spits out her food and screams "IT'S NOT CHICKEN,IT'S FISH!" The group then follow her back to the fast-food shop and watch her scream bloody murder to the poor man working there. She then just about loses her voice and then grabs the chicken/fish in her hand and throws it at the poor guy. She also grabs everyone elses stuff and does the same thing.
This sounds totally out of control and I wouldn't of believed it if I had heard it but they had videos of it. If they let me post on youtube I'll give the link.
I've now heard the girl is banned from the place.
While they are eating this girl stands up,spits out her food and screams "IT'S NOT CHICKEN,IT'S FISH!" The group then follow her back to the fast-food shop and watch her scream bloody murder to the poor man working there. She then just about loses her voice and then grabs the chicken/fish in her hand and throws it at the poor guy. She also grabs everyone elses stuff and does the same thing.
This sounds totally out of control and I wouldn't of believed it if I had heard it but they had videos of it. If they let me post on youtube I'll give the link.
I've now heard the girl is banned from the place.
...O___________O
Are you sure this girl is okay? Mentally?
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This isn't quite something that was said, but there is no way in hell I'm making a "Funny Things your FRIEND has ever did" topic.
Spoiler: Nothing spoilerous, just lengthy
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OBJECTION!
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- I'll handle this!
(Catgrenade) - Uhm... I'm fine guys, really...
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Text never lies.
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This one might've been funnier at the time...
Teacher: Stan, move, please. (Stan moves next to me)
Stan: *Does an impression of the teacher in one of those funny voices. He doesn't actually say anything.*
Ed: Pardon?
_______________________________
(Tim saying 'flipping something')
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Me: I bet we're getting fish in the class. I mean, that would be obvious.
Friend: She should get something exotic.
Me: Like a crab? :D
Friend: Crabs aren't really EXOTIC. I have crabs.
XD
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