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Me: It's the Jesus-Allegory-Kitten!
Guy with long hair, walking in: Speaking of Jesus allegories...
Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
~Panty Power~
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Embarrassment!..It's still there too..he took all my outtakes and posted them in a video >>;; I hope that's funny..If not, I'll stop
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Embarrassment!..It's still there too..he took all my outtakes and posted them in a video >>;; I hope that's funny..If not, I'll stop
...Link! XD
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The member who doesn't swear much
Gender: Male
Location: I'm Scotland and I live in Scottish. Wait...
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Embarrassment!..It's still there too..he took all my outtakes and posted them in a video >>;; I hope that's funny..If not, I'll stop
...Link! XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivuvxKVIvl0&feature=channel_page
=P
It's funny. Watch what Volty's done to her!
I Do LPs. Here's a link to watch them on my channel on YouTube.
~Panty Power~
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Gender: Female
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
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Cast in all of these:
Me
Best friend
Other friend
'Nother friend
Another friend
'Special' girl in our class (And she knows it.)
Showoff in our class
Needy girl__________________________-
(We had made up our own card game of boredom)
W00t! I got The Stig! My Flying butt (DO NOT ASK) will OWN UR stig!! Aw, Man, I got Tinky-Winky... ....You guys sound like the kids in my class._______________________________________
Anyway, I said... Hey! *clears throat* anyway, I said... Hey, Listen! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, NAVI????!!! OMG NAZIS! (She not a huge zelda fan, dont know who Navi is.)_________________________________
Fear my LEET SKILLZ 1337? ______________________________
Hey , do you like waffles? :Yeah we like waffles!_____________________________________
(We just got yelled at for making fun of
) Omg, I hate that teacher. Seriously though, we have to stop making fun of Yeah, ok... it is then!___________________________________
I'm Bored.... Yeah... LETS GO DIS !!!!
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Dude: gimme pussy.
I control the squirrels in your yard
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One day I was walking through my living room and my little brother
decided to call me fat and start jokes like "you're to big for both of us to get through" but meaner. So I shoved him to the side and that's when he said,"Help! I am being falling!" lol
Sig made by Vicki, Avi made by PA :D
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It was dinnertime and I was eating ravioli when she said that; I choked on it...
The same friend also said, "I'm perpetually a 14-year-old boy, sans penis."
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Emo friend, randomly: Ow...
Other friend: What, your soul?
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The Robert Downey Jr. Of Cookies
Gender: Female
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It was dinnertime and I was eating ravioli when she said that; I choked on it...
The same friend also said, "I'm perpetually a 14-year-old boy, sans penis."
I want to meet your friend, she sounds amazing.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Location: CA
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
Look! A doot!
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Location: U.S.A.
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Shelby: Wocky?!
Me: Yeah! Wocky!
S: LK OMG LOL!!
Me: FUCKING WOCKY!!! Look it up!! Dammit! Now!!
Jonathan: There's probably lawyers in that box. I'm sure of it.
^ I don't remember how we had this conversation. I think I was talking about my fan fiction.
lying is bad
Gender: Male
Location: Ithaca, NY
Rank: Ace Attorney
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It was funny as hell seeing her bitch him out.
---------------------------------
'Nother incident.
Nathan: Shut up [insert my name here]! I'm going to do it the hard way! (he was kidding.)
Maggey: *Overhears* Hey, listen, next time he's mean to you, just say that Snoop has allergies...kay?
Me: What? Uh...snoop? Allergies?
Maggey: Yeah, just do it, Okay?
Me: He might throw me out a window (I was kidding) ...and what's it mean anyways?
Maggey: Tch! Don't worry about what it means. And he said he'd murder me in my sleep, don't worry! Just say it, okay?
Me: Uh...I guess...
This conversation was overheard by my friend Jason.
Later...Nathan to Jason.
Nathan: Hey, J-dawg, how'd you get the spring constant?
Jason: You just set the total mechanical energies equal to each other. See, it's because 1/2kx^2+"Snoop has allergies"
Nathan: Wait, what the fuck did you just say? Where'd you hear that?
Jason: I don't know! It just popped into my mind!
Nathan: My dog does not have allergies, you got that, Bitch?
Jason: Snoop has allergies!
*Nathan punches Jason in the shoulder*
Nathan: Shut up! Don't talk about my dog like that! I'll kill you!
Of course, we were all joking in the end!
Look! A doot!
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Tonja: *is a big shark too*
I thought it was funny. XD
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Trumpeteer: Shut up or I'll hit you with this! *lifts up trumpet*
Me: Do that and I'll hit you back with this! *lifts up tenor sax*
Trumpeteer: ...I forgot you had that...
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Look! A doot!
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Luci: Let's gang rape Josiah!
Rachel: My butt's tingling!
Welcome have a :cookie: is TRADEMARED!
Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere n England..i think.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Me: Hmm, Okay that defintly sounds wrong.
L : Like Daryan Cresends hair
Me: *Her name here* Did you just Say Daryan?. I'm gonna faint you do not know about GS!
L: I know alot about you and your lawyer games.
Me: Say anything and i kill you.
L: With a bottle of nail polish?
Me: Got me there hee.
And my friend one held up the salt shaker and said
"I've got somhing to put in you!" In a voice like that Electro 6 song.
Memories, Trials, Family the Fic into a comic.
Soon to be Husband:Scarred_owl Daughter of PandaPrinzessin, J. D,brothers:kemosem Meenyman
My Sons are Ptapcc, Kitisuimo, and my daughters are P!ATD, Godot_Blend _#107.
Look! A doot!
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Awwww! They're so cute! I want one! They are like, so adorable!
Random Sixth Grader: Thank you!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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And I'm not even that sexy.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
Look! A doot!
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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Gender: Female
Location: Sydney
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:19 pm
Posts: 398
Friend 1
friend 2 Me hey, did you know what i learnt today? *watches* What? *drinks* I learnt that i'm gay *spits water out to 's bag* D: !!! My bag!!!! T^T (sings) I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world~~~ EVACUATION, YOUR LIVE IS IN DANGER!!! Friend 3
Friend 4 Still me & *wrestles* Stop it you girl basher! Im not bashing her! Im not talking to you- i'm talking to her-Well, that all for now i have more but i can't remember
These aren't really funny i got funnier ones but can't remeber xD
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Me Friend
Friends mum, very strict *drops wiimote on foot* SHHHH *Walks by* SHHHHHMMEEE! *Laughing as hard as anything.From then on, instead of shit we say shmee. 'What the Shmee was that?' 'This teacher is Shmee.' You name it, we say it. Its like a little catchphrase now
Look! A doot!
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Shelby: Oh...My mommy never told me. ):
Welcome have a :cookie: is TRADEMARED!
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Location: Somewhere n England..i think.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Me and My mate was talking about diffrent threads and tis was the answers:
"what are you playing Right now?"
Answer: "Your Mum"
"What are you ding right now?"
Answer: "I just said, Your mum"
C is AWESOME yet so perverted.
Memories, Trials, Family the Fic into a comic.
Soon to be Husband:Scarred_owl Daughter of PandaPrinzessin, J. D,brothers:kemosem Meenyman
My Sons are Ptapcc, Kitisuimo, and my daughters are P!ATD, Godot_Blend _#107.
Look! A doot!
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
Location: Bri-stol
Rank: Ace Attorney
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But...that doesn't make any sense.... ;__; *biology student*
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Violets are blue,
Frankly my Dear,
I've never loved you"
Said one of my friends to me yesterday.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
Look! A doot!
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But...that doesn't make any sense.... ;__; *biology student*
That's what I thought. But it was still funny. XD
On Topic:
Me: Hey poor kid.
Cameron: Hey Jew.
I'm so sorry.....D8
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Friend 2 (who takes Spanish as a subject): Go on then. Say something in Spanish.
Friend 1: Pizza!
Look! A doot!
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James: Woah, really?
L: Yeah. I'm not even joking.
J: Woah....
We were watching Annie.
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This occurred:
High School Senior Kate Dorsey chooses Twizzlers. says:
we must also film ourselves doing a mock aa court scene
Acey Enn - You have cholera, you have cholera~ says:
YES
High School Senior Kate Dorsey chooses Twizzlers. says:
first thought that popped into my head:
Acey Enn - You have cholera, you have cholera~ says:
i just misread "popped" as "pooped" and i was all "wtf"
Acey Enn - You have cholera, you have cholera~ says:
anyway
High School Senior Kate Dorsey chooses Twizzlers. says:
ME: *waltzes on screen* MY NAME IS MILES EDGEWORTH AND I AM AN ASSHOLE. YOU, LESBIAN! GO KILL YOURSELF. RIGHT NOW. HERE, USE THIS KNIFE
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
Look! A doot!
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Me: Hey (Friend1), what's up?
Friend1: What? Oh! Come here there's someone you should talk to!
Me: Okay, who is i-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off like a maniac
Then when I finished running off, I talked to another friend about it.
Me: That was a close one! (Friend1)'s plan failed to work! I was walking up to say hello to him and guess what happened next!
Friend2: He tried to get you to talk to your master and you ran away screaming?
Me: Yup!
Friend2: Grow a spine.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
Look! A doot!
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I decided to stop putting their names.
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Location: Moscow, Russia
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 595
What the Devil is going on here?
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 905
Friend: I just had a disturbing vision...Bella walks into her room and sees Edward kissing Jacob.
Me: *Tells other friends*.
Couple of minutes later..
Other friends: HEY JESS! Is he Gay or Edward Cullen?? (singing in the tune of "Gay or European" from the Legally Blonde Musical.
----
Posted this on the interwebz somewhere before but..
Friend: Hear that noise?
*Lawnmower noises*
Friend: Thats the sound of Grossberg farting.
-This conversations repeats itself whenever we hear lawnmowers or machine noises of any kind.
-----
Watching "The Birds" in English class. Little kids are singing a freaky song.
Kids in the Movie: Nickety Knackity, Mickety Mockety (or somthing like that)
Friend(says really loud): DID THEY JUST SAY HIV POSITIVE?
-----
One of my friends was laughing so hard she was crying at her own joke about a "Crazy GHD Lady" Who chucks Hairstraightners at you...no one else was laughing. LOL we laugh now.
Till the landslide brought me down...
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Friend- omg, a lighthouse!
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Me Friend 1 Friend 2 Wait stop! I just had a feeling that you gunna bump into a teacher NO i'm not! *bumps into teacher* Wait stop! I just had a feeling you're gunna trip NO im not ( a couple of minutes later) *trips* & WOW!!! How did you know that o-o I dunno it was obvious xD *straightens desk* *whispers to * Hey! pssst, she's trying to be straightWe were in a role play for history:
(line) yum yum
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