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I refer to myself as "Wrestle" on occasion, when self-addressing myself in previously experienced situations.

I'll re-edit it to say "Phoenix". I apologize.

Edit: And he was quoting what I was saying on the FORUMS, as his own work, in his class.
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So... your former teacher frequents CRF?
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I asked him while I was checking my account. Apparantly he does.

I asked him to make an account.

He probably won't now. Heh...
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What kind of teacher gets into an immature argument with a student lying and saying he knew Wrestlemania?
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:minuki: My awesome 7th grade english teacher.
:pearl: me, circa 2006

:minuki: Okay, what's a stereotype?
:adrian: When you pass a judgement based on a racist or unfair view of people.
:minuki: EXACTLY! And they're usually wrong. Usual ones are insulting things such as: certain minorities commiting crimes, certain races or creeds being fully affected by some sort of trait, etcetera. Anyone here ever been victim of a stereotype?
*most of class raises hand*
:minuki: See? Most of us have been embarrassed like this. For instance, I'm Italian. So people are ALWAYS assuming I'm affiliated with the mafia! AND IT DRIVES ME NUTS!
:pearl: *raises hand*
:minuki: Stef?
:pearl: ...Me too 8D
:minuki: See, guys? Think first, be an idiot later!
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On April fools day my 2 friends and I put our math books on the kid's desk behind us when the bell rang. Our teacher is always nagging us to put away our books and the kid was absent. We didn't feel it was enough so we added a piece of paper that said "Trevor (the kid who sits there) was here and he left three books!"

The next day our teacher scolded Trevor for leaving his books and we laughed.
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Few examples:

At one time, my english teacher was pregnant (and was a bitch during it). However early in our school year she had early labor. So she comes back, and one of the first things she does is showing us a slideshow (with full vocal explanations) about what happened! She told us about how the baby was at 7 cm and everything...it was odd.
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Another time, in 6th grade, another english teacher of mine was explaining about how we do a book talks (everyone presents a book they liked reading over one month, every month). He starts going on about how when he was a kid, they did it too. He starts talking about how it's alright to swear if there are swears in the book. He then shares a story about this quiet girl classmate of his, who was reading a book about Lincolin's assination.

:udgy: (my teacher): So she jumps up on this table, and quotes the men who dragged Lincolin's body out and says "The President's been shot! Get outta the way you BASTARDS!

:maggy: :odoroki: :meekins: :payne: :gregory: :larry: (class): :beef:
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On April fools day my 2 friends and I put our math books on the kid's desk behind us when the bell rang. Our teacher is always nagging us to put away our books and the kid was absent. We didn't feel it was enough so we added a piece of paper that said "Trevor (the kid who sits there) was here and he left three books!"

The next day our teacher scolded Trevor for leaving his books and we laughed.


Hmm... is that really a "Said" moment? Or a "Did" one? Oh well, guess it doesn't matter much...

Anyways, here's another. I had forgotten this one, but it happened last October:

:phoenix: Me.
:edgeworth: Friend who is still in school, talked me into dressing for today and going to class.
???: Friend's Social Studies Teacher, and my own former one. (Showing who he is will give it away)

:nick: I don't like this costume much...
:edgeworth: Do you HAVE to keep complaining? I mean, class is about to start...
*looks at clock*
:nick-sweat: It should've started 10 minutes ago! Why is he taking so long?
*Lights turn off*
:nick: ... great... just great.
???: So. How is everyone?
:edgeworth: Tired, Cranky, basically the way all students are in the mo-... Wh.... Wh....
*Sees red lights coming from the room*
:ack: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
:edgeworth: I don't know why you're so shocked by him, Im just pissed off that he made us wait so damn long!
:nick: ...... *sighs*
:edgeworth: Wh... What is it?
???: The reason I made you wait, Miles...
*lights turn on*
:godot: Is because by doing so...
:oops: He gets to make that joke.
:edgy: Err... what joke?
:oops: We've just been w-
:oops: :godot: Waiting for Godot.


I had heard that he had asked someone from the tech labs to help in making something for his costume from my friend... but I wasn't aware that he was a fan of PW... obviously, that was indeed the case.
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That doesn't even make sense. Is his name Godot? He can't make the joke if it isnt.
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He dressed like Godot from head to toe.

So he can.

Though somehow, he forgot one important fact:

Not everyone knows who that is.

Edit: And no, I was not dressed like Phoenix, and no, my friend was not dressed like Edgeworth.
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Wrestlemania wrote:

Edit: And no, I was not dressed like Phoenix, and no, my friend was not dressed like Edgeworth.


Ahhh, I gotcha'
YOU were dress like Edgy and your friend was dressed like phoenix!
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I can dress you with my 4 open water bottles, how's that!?!?!?

I was dressed in a costume which was good... but the name just reeked of "Second-Rate" edness.

"Unknown Ghoul #2"

That was the actual name on the tag, I kid you not.

... but it came with a mask, so I guess it's not all bad!

My friend got to be the school's official "Halloween Mascot" of Cereal-Box-Boy.

I am NOT explaining that.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot my teacher's April Fool's prank.
Pre-info: We just started writing historical fiction stories the day before this. After about 3 days, she asks us for two pages, then four, etc.
:franny: Creative Writing Teacher
:knock-knock: Girl in my class who showed up late

:knock-knock: *walks in* Sorry I'm late, Ms. W.
:franny: Well, okay, as long as you have a pass. Do you have the first two pages of your historical fiction story?
:ini: .......
Class: *trying not to laugh*
:knock-knock: Oh YEAAAAAAAAH! Sorry! I just need to print it out! *runs to computer room*
:franny: o_o....Um...okay..
:knock-knock: *comes back with laptop* Okay, just a minute! *starts pulling up story*
:franny: Oh, and do you have the publishing assignment for Teen Ink? (which also wasn't really due)
:ini: Uhm...what?...No....
:franny: This isn't good, Michelle. First you come in late, then you're missing two assignments.
:ini: I have one of them!
:franny: Well, that's very strange because it wasn't even a real assignment.
*whole class bursts out laughing*
:pizza: I can't BELIEVE you guys!! D:
:franny: Well, hey, you showed up late >D
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"Don't solder your bits together." - my DT teacher.
(To the tune of the McDonalds theme tune): "Bababababa, we're vegetables now." - also my DT teacher.

"Because at my school, we were all very well-behaved ladies. *long pause, giggling from class* ... And gentlemen." - my (male) English teacher.

"Only boys can be altar boys." - History teacher.

Oh what a joy my teachers are. It's hilarious. My DT teacher's the best though. He hasn't a clue what he's doing, never knows what class he's teaching, doesn't know our names and spends most of our lessons making cups of coffee and eating sandwiches.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
:phoenix: me.

:godot: My old English Teacher.

I had gone to my school to meet with someone, and I couldn't help but overhear this coming from one of the classrooms:

:godot: ... used to create l...

:phoenix: Hmm? *stops walking down the hallway*

:godot: Both are used to make something look...

:phoenix: *interrupting* Better than it actually is?

:godot: HUH? Oh! Phoenix! Here for something?

:phoenix: I was walking to another class. What was it you were talking about?

:godot: Well, they asked me to recite a few slogans I made up.

:ack: WHAT!?!?!?

:godot: I know, good, aren't they?

:phoenix: y...yes, of course... I can't help but feel I've read them before somewhere else...

:toaster: Oh... I...Is that so?

:phoenix: Tell me, Mr. Godot... have you ever heard of something called "Court-Records.net"?

:toaster: Umm... Err.....

:phoenix: WELL?

:toaster: ...

:godot: Of course I have! That's where I post them, for others to read and review!

:object: YOU DO NO SUCH THING! I KNOW THE REAL WRESTLEMANIA PERSONALLY! HE'D NEVER LET ANYONE STEAL HIS WORKS!

:spit: WHAT!?

:object: TELL THE TRUTH!

(At this point, everyone in the classroom is glaring at us. I didn't know this, but they were in the middle of a test, and it was an Intermission period)

:Godot-object: Ha! I know him too! He allowed me say these on his behalf!

:object: *slams a nearby desk a la Edgeworth* You're lying! Wrestlemania would never let you do that!

:Godot-object: YES HE DID!

:object: NO I DIDN'T!!!

(I hear the entire class gasp at this point. Very refreshing sound)

:toaster: Wh... What did you just say?

:object: I AM WRESTLEMANIA!!!

:spload: WHAT???


After this, I told him to follow me to the computer labs, which are near the English Classes, and logged on as me, Hidden, to prove it.

Funniest moment I've ever had in that school.

... I wonder how he's doing after that "debate"...


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This one happened in Biology on a FRIDAY!
:udgy: Bio Teacher
:edgy: Kid who asked a question
:phoenix: Me

:udgy: So tommorow we will finish up the lab and it will be due.
:edgy: But tommorow is Saturday
:udgy: *fed up with that correction* I know, but we are 3 days behind the other classes so we need you to come in.
:edgy: WHAT!? I didn't do anything wrong I shouldn't have to lose my saturday.
:udgy: This is an HONORS BIOLOGY CLASS! You WILL come in tommorow!
*Rest of class is cracking up*
:edgy: *on verge of crying* I have to visit my Grandma tommorow (lie)
:udgy: Well your Grandma can come to school because now YOU are the only one who has to come tommorow!
:edgy: THAT'S UNFAIR!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE
:udgy: APRIL FOOL'S
:phoenix: It's April 4th...
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:maggy: English Teacher
:adrian: Science Teacher
:phoenix: Me
:maya: :godot: Parents

During a conference, a conversation went along the lines of:

:maggy: Phoenix, you don't play video games, do you?
:phoenix: Yes.
:adrian: *gasp* I didn't know that...Phoenix...
:maggy: These don't keep you up at night, right?
:phoenix: Of course not.
:maya: :godot: *agree*
:phoenix: So what? I know for a fact, that you, Maggye, have a Gamertag and play Halo.
:maggy: *is nervous for a moment, but controls it* So what?
:phoenix: You can't exactly expect me to believe that you would condone a student for playing games, while you play them yourself!
:godot: :maya: :maggy: :adrian: *silence*
:adrian: Moving on....

Trust me, if you knew my English teacher, and her ways, you'd understand.

Also, FWIW, I had a GBA with Tetris in it, in my pocket at that moment.
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Ok, this wasn't my teatcher, but some friends had him. And this is something he did, not said.

He was talking about some kind of war, and then he should demonstrated what happened to the captives when they were killed.
He made everyone stand on row against the wall and then he took a pillow and pretended that it was a machine gun and shot at them with it.
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Should've called me. I can do a nice Machine Gun imitation. :gymshoe:
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My english teacher, who I will call Mr. X, was reading some of the funniest lines from essays this semester that teachers gathered. Some he had a hard time saying since he was laughing so hard.

Examples:

"Romeo was very childish. He says in the book 'I am your glove' ((or something like that. I don't remember)). Romeo is very childish because, of course, he is not a glove!"

"*Character name* Was weighed down by his heavy lead balls"

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*in English*
Guy: I want to be a doctor because if I could save just one life, it would make my meaning worthwhile
Clown: If you only save one life then that means all your other patients must have died because of your incompetence
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Once, I was in Physics and my teacher made a pretty big innuendo
He was explaining about how angle was important and told a story about how him and his wife were on the room nailing some shingles. he eventually got around to saying this
:damon:: "You need to hold the hammer correctly to get the full force of the swing. I happened to look over my wife and I had no clue what she was trying to do. She was in all sorts of crazy positions I couldn't even imagine she could be in."

Another time he was talking about Tarzan and he had to use different methods to kill diff beasts. When he got to the lion he said somethin like
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:phoenix: Me.
:edgeworth: Teacher.
:larry: Student in class.
:maya: Student late for class.

:edgeworth: Alright. Today we'll be studying the role of conformity in our society. We can do a great example here.
:phoenix: How is that, Mr. Edgeworth?
:edgeworth: See, class, as usual, Maya is late for class... again. This is about the 40th day in a row.
:phoenix: I made my bet that it would go on for 40 days straight! She won't be late tomorrow!
:edgy: We'll see.
*class laughs*
:edgeworth: Anyways, I'll be using a fake lesson this time around, and we will all agree with me, and see what she does, if she conforms or not, understood?
*class agrees, silent laughs occuring as well*
:edgy: Great! Now... Phoenix? How much time until she comes into the class?
:nick: Well, assuming she didn't stop and chat with anyone, and that she heard the bell, I'd say she just finished reaching the third floor a few seconds ago, and will burst through that door and very quickly start to apologize in.......... six seconds from now.
:edgy: OKAY! ALL TOGETHER NOW!
*class chants*
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!
FIVE!!!
SI-
*BOOM!*
:maya: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
:wave: Hey, guys!
*class laughs and claps at her arrival*
:oops: Told ya!
:edgeworth: How do you always know that?
:phoenix: After 3 weeks ago, it got pretty easy to determine it.
(Scene cut out for irrelevance)
:edgeworth: Now that we got THAT out of the way........ lets move on to today's lesson.
:maya: *sits down in her seat, to the left of mine*

This would be a good time to note that :larry2: is to my IMMEDIATE RIGHT. :maya: is to my immediate left. I'm good friends with both... and frequently try warning :maya: to get to class early, since originally she was threatened with a suspension...

... but when I gave the teacher the idea of making it into a game, he agreed with it, lucky for her... she's a good kid, just a bit... "distracted" from other things. I have never been late for a class. Go figure!

:edgeworth: Alright class, now, according to this atlas, the diagram of the world it is flat. Therefore, it would be safe to assume that the world itself is flat. Correct?
Class, save Maya and Larry: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth.
:larry2: HOLD IT!!!
:edgeworth: *facepalms* Not you again... What is it?
:butz: I AM NOT A MEMBER OF YOUR EVIL COMFORMING GROUP, MR. EDGEWORTH! I AM DIFFERENT!
:phoenix: So... you consider yourself more special then the rest of us!
:larry2: YEAH! I'M REALLY SPECIAL!!!
:edgy: Y... Yes you are... yes you are...
Class: ...
:oops: ...
:-P ...
:edgy: ...
:larry2: .............!
:butz: HEY!!!
:b33r: PRICELESS!!!
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Should've called me. I can do a nice Machine Gun imitation. :gymshoe:

Then give me your number and I'll do it the next time I need some sound effects. :keiko:
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I want to hear it.
Wrestlemania, for a person that is late she sure is consitent.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.

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For the Machine Gun imitation, fast machine gun? Or normal "Rapid-Fire" version? (More like the Anti-Aircraft cannon style...)

And I always wondered how she was always so late. Apparantly, she has a problem of putting her school supplies and books away at the end of class. Organized, she ain't!
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she is if she always comes at the exact same time
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.

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See, I never had that problem of lateness, because I always try to get to school early, class early, and do everything in order to get to those classes early.

Exp. I get to school at 7:30. Class starts at 9:00 (And I miss first period due to no class then).

I go to class about 5 mins early, and wait outside the door for the class before to leave.

Lunch: 40 mins. I finish in 10, then sit next to the door and read a book.

Granted, even before these, I was still early somehow... And yes, I had friends who I would chat with during these times, so I wasn't some kind of "Work-Oriented Loner" as some might assume. :gymshoe:
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^That's almost like me, but I don't get to school an hour-and-a-half before I have to. Only about 15 minutes.
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Well, I help with something called, I kid you NOT, "The Breakfast Club".

Takes a while to set everything up, like tables, chairs, large plates of food, bowls of food, juice, etc.

And even if I'm still early, I love the silence of a large school... eerie.
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Well, I help with something called, I kid you NOT, "The Breakfast Club".
Wasn't that a movie?

I wish my school gave free food...
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Yes it was, hence, "I kid you not".

I even have to put that in Work Resume's when I make them, as "Volunteer work". (I didn't need any more "hours", but I did it for the enjoyment of it!)

Of course, if you know my past, you ALSO know that I mentioned that it was the place of a certain "incident" I was involved in... but this isn't a topic for that.

However, I CAN post a few instances of funny things they had said there! (I worked with teachers).
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:kyouya: Me.

:garyuu: Assistant U.S. Attorney Addison "Addy" Briggs.

:karma: Chief Assistant U.S. Attorney Jim Delmore.


:kyouya: *working at my desk*

:garyuu: I can't believe they gave you an office.

:kyouya: *looks up*........

:garyuu: Hey, little brother.

:kyouya: Addy? *leaps to feet* ADDY?

:pft: Yep.

:kyouya: I- I thought you worked in Virginia..

:garyuu: I transferred in this morning.

:kyouya: *throws goofy hug around :garyuu: * God, Addy, I haven't seen you since graduation....

:garyuu: Surprise. *winks*

:karma: *walks by and notices* What the Hell is this?

:kyouya: *stops hugging* Oh, Addy, this is Chief Assistant U.S. Attorney James Delmore.

:garyuu: Hey. *holds out hand*

:karma: *eyes curiously* Hello. *shakes hand* So you're the new Bureau Chief.

:garyuu: Yep.

:karma: *sighs* Just what this office needs, another crazy, tree hanging surfer. *walks off*

:garyuu: He always that uptight?

:kyouya: Yeah.

:garyuu: What are you waiting for? We've got Arraignment at 9. Let's go. *messes up my hair*
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Aww :D

Well, I see my siblings every day. I live with them :P
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That one made me smile... but what did he mean by "Crazy, tree-hanging surfer" line?
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Aww :D

Well, I see my siblings every day. I live with them :P


By birth, I'm an only child.

I met Addy in High School and he became my older brother.
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That one made me smile... but what did he mean by "Crazy, tree-hugging surfer" line?


SHIT.

The line was supposed to be "Tree Hanging".
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
xfma_addictx wrote:
Aww :D

Well, I see my siblings every day. I live with them :P


By birth, I'm an only child.

I met Addy in High School and he became my older brother.


Sort of how Addict-chan is totally my sister, then? :maya:
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