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Me
My friend's brother *does that growly cat noise that people do when they think someone's hot, while facing my friend* That's gross! She's your sister! I wasn't being sexual! I was being a cat!
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
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Gender: Female
Location: in ur pants LOLZ!!!11 nah, for serious, the UK.
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Franni: We need to go to the art rooms.
Me: Ok, let's go.
Franni: Ok. Ok. Let's go. 'Sgo. 'Sgo. 'Scone. Scones. SCONES. SCONES WITH TEEEAAAAA.
Martin (I don't like him one bit.): We're gonna have to go deeper.
Bank: That's what she said!
Martin: ...Shut up, Bank.
Bank: ...That's what she said...
Me: Zina, your bra is showing.
Cristina: I KNOW. I PUT IT THERE. ;D
There are loads more but I can't seem to remember anything that Kate or Reuben have said. xD Bank is one of my funniest friends but I can't remember what else he's said either.
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Welcome have a :cookie: is TRADEMARED!
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"I'M A GAY ROBOT GOING TO TENNRIFF AND EAT SOME RANDOM FISHES"
I type back "Wtf you on Aaron? An i know your going to holiday?"
"I'm on a mushroom i found in the garden and i'm just pissing everyone off before i go so you can't touch"
Me: "facepalms" and i say: "What about when you get back after Chirstamas?"
Him: "Shit i didn't think about that. THANSK FOR RUINING MY MUSHRROOM FUN! Heheh i wonder i Mario goes high on them mushrooms?"
Note: My Friend isn't a druggie. His just a nutter.
Memories, Trials, Family the Fic into a comic.
Soon to be Husband:Scarred_owl Daughter of PandaPrinzessin, J. D,brothers:kemosem Meenyman
My Sons are Ptapcc, Kitisuimo, and my daughters are P!ATD, Godot_Blend _#107.
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Instant Noodles, Pal!
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Breaking hiatus.
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: Me; 
: Best Friend; 
: Friend 1; 
: Friend 2; 
: 'Absolute Blonde' Friend 3; 
: 'Makes every comment perverted' friend 4 "You fail at life.... Shall we try Monopoly?" "Hey, did you know 'gullible' was never put in the dictionary?" "Yes it was." "... I've never seen it." "Nope."-
pulls out dictionary and points out 'gullible' - "I don't see it." "... you must be seeing things." "Ugh, and you guys call me blonde."
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--same cast --
"Thine frothy beverage doth bring all thy gents to the court, and they do proclaim, it is superior to thine own, verily, it is superior to thine own. I could instruct you prehence of the skill, but I must levy a small fee." *sexy grin* "I'll transport thou to my own inn of sweets any day, m'lady. For a short sample of what I supply." : Okay, so will do the written report, that MUST be over 500 words, will prepare the actual posterboard that you cannot screw up like you did last time, oh, and , this time actually put thought into the paper... *continues to order everyone around* : *behind me holding a colored sign* SHELDON ====>
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I should start a journal of stuff that happens... because these are common occurrences.
The Robert Downey Jr. Of Cookies
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Acey Enn - ME AM TAME BEASTS FOR BETTER HUMANITY says:
IF I HAD TWIN GIRLS I WOULD NAME THEM RYA AND CASSIDY AND MAKE THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH
Acey Enn - ME AM TAME BEASTS FOR BETTER HUMANITY says:
*shot repeatedly*
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WOULD ROCK
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
OH MY GOD
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST HAD A THOUGHT
Acey Enn - ME AM TAME BEASTS FOR BETTER HUMANITY says:
?
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
hang on
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
I.
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
Must have two boys.
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
Gregory Xavier
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
And Manfred Lehnsherr.
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
And make them fight to the death.
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
(lehnsherr as in erik as in magneto as in dr. xavier's arch nemisis)
Acey Enn - ME AM TAME BEASTS FOR BETTER HUMANITY says:
AHAHAHAHAHA
Acey Enn - ME AM TAME BEASTS FOR BETTER HUMANITY says:
YES.
Kayess Dee - YAOI GIRLS LEAVE THIS PLACE says:
BREAK A POOL CUE IN HALF, LOCK THE DOOR, COME BACK IN AN HOUR AND SEE WHO'S STILL ALIVE.
Acey Enn - ME AM TAME BEASTS FOR BETTER HUMANITY says:
YOU ARE CRAZY. I LOVE IT.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
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"Don't forget your muff" "Well I CAN'T... it's kinda a part of--" *Points to her clothing muff on the floor* ".... You pervert." "Sticks and stones." "In his defence... you were about to leave your article of clothing which is called 'muff' on the ground." "Heh... she's leaving it on the ground..." "Pervert."
Teacher; 4th derivitive of the 9cotx to the 5th minus 14x to the 9th. 42,336x to the 5th 41,677x to the 5th no ...42,336x to the 5th 42,555 to the 4th no 42,336x TO THE FREAKING 5th 42,336x to the 5th Finnaly. More of you need to pay attention like Mr. ... You Fycing Parabolic Asymptote. A Fycing parabola does not have an asymptote, Ms. ... You're Blonde. Leave it at that. Failure is all we notice of the exotic blonde breed. Yes. Success does not exist... : Success does not exist... success does not exist... I hate you all.I love my friends.
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Me: Obviously, it's an important moment.
Guy 1: See Guy 2, you're the only one that wouldn't.
Guy 2: No! That's gross!
Me: Weren't you the one that fainted during Sex Ed class? That doesn't surprise me one bit. (Thought it was just a rumor)
Guy 2: I didn't faint...I blacked out...
Me: *facepalm* *laughs the whole way home*
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Her answer was "cat."
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TAkE YouR hEaRT
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Meh, my friends actually say a lot of non-sense-funny-stuff but I can't remember anything right now...
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It ended up like this:
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rock on rebel warriors
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friend: I would call you a hot mess, but now you're just cold and disorganized!
me: D:?!?!
-----
same friend: *walks in* Ooh, skinny jeans. Nice.
me: ...huh? I've worn these before.
friend: Yeah, I know. I just realized how nice they look with your legs crossed like that.
me: D:?!?!
yeah, she's awesome.
all i remember for now.
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Reuben: Okay, Bank, dare. -looks at iPhone- You have to let someone in the room style it however they want.
Me and Kate: ...KJSAFHKJSDHLGKJSDLGJKSGHLDSJGSDLFHDLKFAKJSFH!!!!!!1 (or something to that effect)
My mum: Um... Bank, why are you letting Kate and Lizzie wash your hair?
Kate: We got a load of wax in it.
Me: We were styling it like Phoenix Wright.
Mum: ...-walks off-
Bank: ...I'm not gay!
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let's just tell them that we met in jail
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Mrs. Price: Bob, that's a C1(warning). *writes C2(second
warning) on the board*
Bob: But Miss, you just said I have a C1.
Mrs. Price: You already had a C1. C1 plus C1 equals C2.
Bob: *Throws arms in the air* MATHS!!
Mrs. Price: Bob, that's a C3(detention).
Everyone: XD
And he complained and got sent out of the classroom. There's a window in the door though, and he was making funny paces through it. XD
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Super stupid blonde girl from school
Reeeally super stupid blonde girl from school Also another stupid girl, but not blonde
Really smug guy from school : "Unicef? You mean that cleaning liquid brand?" : So, , who do you think will win the elections? : Oh, don't bother me with those questions. I won't be a lawyer, so I don't worry about that stuff. Hey, , what's 7 times 3? *smug smile* *thinks for few seconds* Fuck off!Me and several friends were chatting about god-knows-what at school
: Hey, guys!!! Did you know that if you drink sea water you get sick!?(She wasn't even the conversation)
(first class of the year, some years ago, in 8º grade)
Geography teacher: OK,
, come to the front. Please mark in this map the location of The Americas. *stares at map for a minute* *points in a very ambiguous place*Geography teacher: That's enough. Please, have a seat.
Yeah, I spend 8 hours a day, 7 days a week with those girls. *puts gun in mouth*
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OH, SNAP
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me:
my cousin:
my sister:
:*comes in the room* hey what are you playin?: us!.. we're playin Animal Crossing: who is the dog with the guitar?: it's K.K. slider, you can request a song and then he will play it: so what about a Beyonce song?: umm.. it's not that you can play Beyonce's songs: but she said...: i meant something with a K.K. on it:so what about K.K. Beyonce *facepalm*
Holy whack! Unlyrical lyrics Andre
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= Me
= My friend, Luke = My science teacher : *Talking and joking around whilst a crapp science vid about smoking is on* : BE QUIET AND LISTNEN TO THE VIDEO. : ......OkScience video : (on about smoking) "Its expensive, it smells, and it leaves stains."
It's ya mam HAHAHAHAHA!!
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Friend: Oh, so they thought his pieces were too slow?
Teacher: Who can eat when there's science to do! :D
(Same) Friend: ...Me?
Teacher: ...That's not the answer you're supposed to give.
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Friend 2: That's what she said.
Everybody:...What!?
So either my friend has sexual interactions with transvestites, or he's just really, really awful at "That's what she said" jokes. Either way, it was hilarious.
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KATE: It's amazing how easily we get distra--LIONS!!! *points at the lion section*
The best part is that she genuinely did get distracted by the lions--it wasn't a joke. It was hilarious.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
Wherever you go, I will be there.
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Joe (My Fiancé) -
Me -
My Maths Teacher, Who Looks like Grossberg -
- So, you got that Lady GaGa album for christmas? - Yes. - *smirks* - Mr. Picazell, what are you smiling about? Maths is nothing to smile about! - ...CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO YOU CAN READ MY POKER FACEEveryone - *Laughing their Ass of*
- If you continue, you'll have to take a ride on my disco stick of maths. - *bursts out laughing*He's completely unaware about the sexual innuendo in that song.
Sister of BSX and ChocolateXCheese
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Yaragorm's friend: Hang on guys, I need to get my gun!-I mean get laid!-I mean get lunch!
Me and my other friends when he gets back with food: So did you get a gun/laid/lunch?
Friend: Sure, why not?
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
Pretentious? Moi?
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is me is my friend
is a classmate : Anyway, so I'm reading this time-travel novel. : Right. : It's about a guy in the 1960's, who time-travels back to the late 1800's... : What! Is it based on a true story?---
: Why are you so tall? : My ancestors were giraffes. : ..... : I was kidding. They're not actually giraffes.
Im the defense and I can see PSYCHOLOCKS
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- Me - Friend 1
Friend 2 Friend 3---
-talking about some books in her backpack- They won't go in! Whoever's gettin' that must be having a good time. Shut up.---
-drew a >:C face on her hand- Hey, guys, look, it's Edgeworth! Can I punch it? Why? I love Edgeworth to death. Literally. ... -bursts out laughing----
-Always tries to throw soda an from lunch into the trash can from a few feet away- You're gonna miss today. Stop ruining my dreams!---
Hey! Get the gun.
Till the landslide brought me down...
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-me
- friend -mum--------------------
- Bye mum *gives mum a kiss on the cheek* -*whispers* OOoooooo, Clarissa's got a girlfriend - she's. my . MUM -What's the matter? -....
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: Me; : Best Friend; : Friend 1; : Friend 2; : 'Absolute Blonde' Friend 3; - When I was 8, I could hide in a bush in the backyard, and be, "I'M IN THE JUNGLE! I'M A COMMANDER! I'M GOING TO OUTER SPACE!". Now, If I'm in a bush in my backyard, I'm like "What the hell am I doing in a bush?"----------------------------------------------------------------------
- We should have a comedy movie night tonight. - Benchwarmers? - Nah, seen too many times.' - Yes Man? - Nah... wasn't that funny.-
approaches - Whatcha'll talking about? Trying to find a funny movie to watch tonight. - New Moon is still in theaters I think.----------------------------------------------------------------------
- I'M WALKIN ON SUUUUUUNSHIIIINE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHH! - OHMYGOD GET OFF THE SUNSHINE BEFORE YOU BREAK IT!!!
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: Hey, what's that written on the side of your hand? : *spends a minute trying to read it* I forget... : Oh, then what's written on your wrist? : *spends another minute trying to read it* ...I forget that too... : ...What's written on your palm? : *spends yet another minute trying to read it* ...Forget.
: ... *Writes 'I forget' on the back of 's hand* There. Now you'll actually be answering their question! also found the BEST phrase for the game telephone: alosersayswhat xDD
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Get Funky, +10 Pulchritude
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: So, do all the guys crowd up around the mirror in the guys' locker room too? : What mirrors?
Ahh...Coffee...
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One of them was, "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
He's been using that line to a few girls, and just yesterday it actually worked!
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CarChaseCityMan and Arkillian's son, Franzika Von ehmpke5 ,Lida_Rose and angel_of_nature's brother.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRbkkqZikx4
Can I have yo' numbah? Can I have yo' numbah? Yo got a boyfreen? Is he tall? You gotta boyfreen?.... Can I have yo' NUMBAH?!
Friends quote this all the time.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Mrs. Price: Bob, that's a C1(warning). *writes C2(second
warning) on the board*
Bob: But Miss, you just said I have a C1.
Mrs. Price: You already had a C1. C1 plus C1 equals C2.
Bob: *Throws arms in the air* MATHS!!
Mrs. Price: Bob, that's a C3(detention).
Everyone: XD
And he complained and got sent out of the classroom. There's a window in the door though, and he was making funny paces through it. XD
Wait, your school has C1's?
Ours does too! Ridiculous system isnt it? Funny story tho!
Ur...one more:
Me: *Doing english work*
Friend: Lol I iz bored. (we talk like this when we iz in boredom tiemz.)
Me: I know me too...
friend: Lets draw random pairings!
me: Meh, whatever.
The results...Mine was ShoXDaisy... hers was LeelaXRosalina...yeah... Now we just imagine Leela and Rosalina getting it ON every time we see either of them.
Mew~ :3
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= me
= my brother : How do you spell Mudkip? : A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Happily married to Blade Satoshi X and mum to Neon Lemmy Koopa and PandaPrinzessin~ Avvie by me~ :3
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