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Crud. SORRY!!!

But what did he mean by that then? (I apologize... my typo).
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Crud. SORRY!!!

But what did he mean by that then? (I apologize... my typo).



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Which isn't exactly like Mr. Delmore.
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xfma_addictx wrote:
Aww :D

Well, I see my siblings every day. I live with them :P


By birth, I'm an only child.

I met Addy in High School and he became my older brother.


Sort of how Addict-chan is totally my sister, then? :maya:

:O

TOTALLLLY.

But I'm the younger one, right?
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xfma_addictx wrote:
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TOTALLLLY.

But I'm the younger one, right?


Yep XD

This morning in Government:

:gregory: So we pushed them back to the- the- the river- the- no wait that's wrong- Anyway, we pushed them back to a river.

It was funny mostly because he was lecturing very passionately and them suddenly stopped as if his mind had gone blank :P

Today also during biology:

:gregory: So as you can see, these swallows have a different song than those, so they attract different mates.
:hotti: (whispering) Can birds be racist?
:gregory: What?
:hotti: Nothing!
:gregory: No, what did you say?
:hotti: Nothing! It was a stupid question!
-cut for irrelevance-
:hotti: Ok, fine. I asked if birds could be racist.
:gregory: Of course they can.
(class) : GASP
:gregory: No, really. When I went to South Africa there was a group of geese who seemed to detest white people. They were just fine with all the Africans, until I walked by...
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BREAKFAST CLUB TIME!!!

These all occured on different days... however, they ALSO occured in the Pre-Rush phases. So Setting up food, Tables, Chairs, etc.

:phoenix: Me.
:damon: Assisting Staff Member: Guidance Counsellor. (Creepy...)
:larry2: Head of the Breakfast Club: Also a Guidance Counsellor, former Geography teacher.
:maya: "Second in Command" of the Breakfast Club: And yes, a guidance counsellor. Also in charge of bringing in food (It's donated to the school to see what students prefer, for research purposes).
:gumshoe: THE NEW GUY!!!



:damon: *walks in* Ph-PHOENIX!? How'd you get in here? The door was locked!
:oops: I used the back door, through the library.
:gantdown: B...But the library is locked too!
:oops: Custodian opened it up for me. I had to get something there anyways.
:gantdown: ... why do I feel like speaking any further will cause me to become scared?
:oops: It will, probably.
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:gant: Ah, Mr. Butz! Come on in! Perhaps you could set up some chairs for the upcoming... errr...
:larry2: Problem, Damon?
:gantdown: No! No no no! I'll think of it... errr.... hmmm........
:phoenix: (Yelling from behind a stack of chairs, currently being pushed) STUDENTS!?
:gant: .......... Yes.
:larry: That's just sad, Damon.
:phoenix: Hey, he's just hungry, I suppose! Could you think on an empty stomach?
:larry2: You've got me there! I'll be back in a bit.
*leaves*
:damon: Thanks for that.
:oops: No problem. And next time, try using "Morning Rush" to describe the students. Might be better, eh?
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:phoenix: Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......
:larry2: What are you doing, Phoenix?
:phoenix: Well, Mr. Butz, since I'm bored, I'm setting up the juice pouches in categories. Makes it easier for the students, after all!
:larry2: ... How bored are you, exactly?
:oops: I just finished 4 Sudoku puzzles. What does that tell you?
:larry2: It tells me that you really like ma-
:zap: DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!! IT'S NOT MATH!!! DON'T MAKE HIM GIVE US A LECTURE AGAIN!!!

(I REALLY like Sudoku... but I lose it whenever someone claims it's Math... It's Not!)
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:wave: Hey, everyone! I've brought fresh food!
:sick: DID YOU GET THEM!?!?!?
:-P You would kill me if I didn't!
*places bag on table, and takes out a wooden box*
:jazzsneeze: CLEMONTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!!!!!!!!!!
..............................
:maya: *sighs* (Grabs a second box) Here.
:jazzsneeze: I'll be Back!!!
*rushes over to his backpack, and grabs his lunchbox (Okay, that's too simple... but I can't easily describe what I carry it in... Lunchbag, maybe?)*
*starts putting the clemontines in the bag*
:maya-shock: P-PHOENIX!!!
:sick: S-Sorry... got carried away... by the way, where's the bread?
:maya: Oh! It's in the car. I'll be back!
*leaves*
..........
*starts putting more in the lunchbag*
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:maya: Now, Mr. Gumshoe, this is the new toaster. We can only use ONE of these two at once, alright? The first one will turn off if you turn on the second, and vice versa. Understand?
:eh?: Umm... Sure thing!
:nick-sweat: (He didn't even hear her) *peels his 12th clemontine*
:gymshoe: Alright, I'll start loading the toast in!
:-P Don't mess up! I'll be back later! *leaves*
:larry2: Hey, Phoenix.
:phoenix: Hmm? Yes, Mr. Butz?
:larry2: 10 dollars says he's going to break the old toaster.
:gant: 20 says that he's going to break the NEW one!
:oops: Hey. FIFTY says he overloads the circuit, shutting off the lights in this room, as well as everything else in this room!
:damon: Oh, I've GOT to take that bet.
:larry2: You've just lost a hundred, Phoenix!
*we all watch him*
:gumshoe: Lets see now....... *loads the first toaster, the old one, and turns it on*
*all of us still watching carefully*
:eh?: .... ? What are all you guys doing?
:gantdown: Er... N-Nothing! M...Mr. Butz! You shouldn't stare at others!
:butz: WHAT? HEY! IT WAS PHOENIX'S IDEA!
:phoenix: I said nothing. *eats three more clemontines quickly, slice by slice*
:gymshoe: err... Okay then! Now... what did she say?.... Oh yeah! Load the other one!
:gant: :larry2: :oops: YES!
:eh?: Hmm? What is it?
:gantdown: :butzthumbs: :oops: NOTHING!!!
:eh?: ....... *shrugs*
*loads the second toaster, and turns it on*
*BZZZZZK!*
:eh?: Hmm? The first one turned off!
:larry2: *quietly* Looks like I'm about to win this!
:eh?: Hmm..... *turns it back on*
*BZZZZZK!*
:gumshoe: What the... now the second one turned off!
:damon: Looks like I've gained fourty!
:gymshoe: ... Well, I know what to do!
*turns the other one off manually*
:gantdown: ......! HE WOULDN'T!
:larry: THE PRINCIPAL IS GOING TO KILL ME!
:ack: EVEN I CAN SEE THIS IS BAD!!!
:gymshoe: One... Two..... THREE!
*turns them both on at the same time*
*BZZT!*
*PZZK!*
*lights turn off*
:eh?: ...
:gantdown: ...
:larry: ...
:nick-sweat: ...
:sadshoe: ....... I'm going to be fired, aren't I?
:maya-shock: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE???
:oops: I got a hundred dollars!
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Oh wow, Wrestle, that's awesome XDD

And I can see you're a clementine addict just like me! :D *high five*
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Totally!

I eat more clemontines than Godot drinks Coffee!
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Yeah, clementines!

This past winter I had the bad luck that every clementine I ate was bad :sadshoe: So I ended up kinda sick of them after a week, even though that's not what clementines are supposed to taste like. And now I have a craving for them again but I don't have any :grey:
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I'd literally eat at LEAST 5 a day (My dad actually put a LIMIT on how many I could eat!), while at home.

At school, about 20 or so... depending on how many I can get my hands on. :gant:
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I'm not sure how many I could eat in one sitting, seeing as I can't get such a supply of clementines like that... >_>

But while I was staying with my aunt last year, she had two big boxes and I'd sneak downstairs and grab a couple XD I stayed with her for a month... eating about 6 or 7 a day... XDDD
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:zenitora:-kid in math class
:chinami: -math teacher

:zenitora: -*asks question*
:chinami: -"I'm not answering you because you didn't hand in your homework!!" ,and then she kept teaching...

:igarashi: -kid in english class
:adrian: -english teacher

:igarashi: -*says something stupid*
:adrian: -"That's why I come to work everyday!!"

:will: -chem teacher
:shoe: -girl in chem class
:uramidn:-kid in chem lab

:will: -*is explaining yet another pre-lab, after he turned on the hot plate to heat some liquid. While he's explaining, the hot plate starts making fizzing/hissing noises*
:uramidn:- "That hot plate probably shouldn't be making those noises!"
:will: -*shrugs* "I'm not back there, so if it explodes, oh well!"

(different day)
:shoe: -*walks into class and sees beakers that are smoking on the front desk* "OOH! Can I touch the dangerous chemicals?!"
:will: -"Sure!"
(it was actually just water w/ food coloring and dry ice, nothing dangerous, but he said it as a joke)

(later that same day)
:will: -*is explaining how dry ice can be explosive* "If you make a dry ice bomb, you will get arrested, and go to jail. However, before you go to jail, I will probably kill you because I told you not to."
Klavier Gavin: "Why not wait for him to knock-knock-knock on heaven's door?..."
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This was at an orchestra rehearsal I was at about a year ago. We (the cello section) had a really quiet, melodic part but apparently we weren't playing it correctly.

:edgeworth: Conductor.
:maya: :phoenix: :pearl: The cello section.

:edgeworth: Cello section! Wrong again! This is supposed to be a ROMANTIC piece!
:maya: :phoenix: :pearl: Okay, so how should we play it?
:edgeworth: Right, first of all I want lots more vibrato! I want you to play like...like...like a VIBRATING MACHINE!
:maya-shock: :ack: :pealshock: ...
:edgy: ...? *realisation* AHH!

He honestly couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes after that, and neither could we.
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*The day we were getting our tests back in law class*
:whip: Herman, why aren't you writing this down?
:hair-flip: Oh, don't worry, I have a good memory, I'll remember it.
:whip: Oh, really? Well, let's just take a look at your test!
:paynehair:
Class: OH BURN ROTFLMAO!!!

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:keiko-sad: Mr. Henshaw, I can't get the microphone to work!
:hobohodo: Samson, go help her out.
*Samson walks over, then walks back and sits down*
:hobohodo: I thought I said go help her out?
:godot: I don't know what to do!
:keiko-sad: Mr. Henshaaaaaw!!
:hobohodo: Unbelievable! I can't believe I have to do my job!
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Today we got candy in Orchestra o.O

:keiko: director, :maggy: me

:keiko: o.O We have... Whoppers and Air Heads.
:maggy: Uh, don't we already have a lot of airheads in here?
:keiko: ...Actually, I was thinking of saying that, too, but then I didn't.
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:udgy: Careers Teacher
:phoenix: Me
*he just moved me to a seat in the front that I STRONGLY disliked*

:phoenix: Why do I have to sit here?
:udgy: You talk too much where you were.
:phoenix: But I only talk to Brian and we both have 100% in your class. (His class is ridiculously easy, we don't study)
:udgy: Yes but it encourages other students to talk
:phoenix: They talk whether we do or not, it's not like they will think, "Oh they aren't talking anymore, we better stop too"
:udgy: The level went down at least.
:phoenix: But it isn't fair to the other students to put me in the front. Studies show that students in the front of classrooms pay more attention and do better. I don't need that boost, but there are some kids in the back who really need help and I think me swapping with them would boost their grade a level.
:udgy: I hate lawyers.... *walks away*
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Ready for More Fun at "The Breakfast Club"?

:phoenix: Me.
:damon: Assisting Staff Member: Guidance Counsellor. (Creepy...)
:edgeworth: Head of the Breakfast Club: Also a Guidance Counsellor, former Geography teacher.
:maya: "Second in Command" of the Breakfast Club: And yes, a guidance counsellor. Also in charge of bringing in food (It's donated to the school to see what students prefer, for research purposes).
:gumshoe: New Special Services Teacher. (I learned who he was much later on)
:butzthumbs: My best friend in High School. Met in Drama Class (this will be relevant later).


:phoenix: *setting up the chairs* Can someone help these chairs?
:damon: *walking over and putting some chairs at the tables* Don't you mean "Help With"?
:oops: Nope! *walks to a computer and starts using it*
:gantdown: Why do I always fall for that?
*sees :maya: walk in*
:gant: Say, Ms. Fey? Would you mind helping these chairs?
:-P Phoenix already got me with that one, Mr. Gant. Sorry!
:gantdown: Damn.

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:gymshoe: Hey, guys! Need any help with anything?
:maya: err.... hmmm.... Ah! Can you get a table from the room next door? It should be folded up already. Just carry it over here, understood?
:gymshoe: You can count on me!
*leaves*
*2 minutes later*
*CLANG!*
:maya-shock: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
:phoenix: Maybe you should go che-
:sadshoe: *from the next room over* I CAN'T GET IT THROUGH THE DOORWAY!!!
:nick-sweat: ....... he didn't...
:maya-shock: DID YOU KEEP IT CLOSED?!?
...............
:eh?: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CLOSED?!?
:nick-sweat: Oh dear me... *eats 4 clemontines in silence*

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:larry2: Hey, man! 'Sup?
:phoenix: HEY! LARRY! How've you been?
:larry2: Practicing my drama class sketches! Wanna try a bit?
:phoenix: Sorry, ese! Umm... Mr. Gant? Can you help my friend here rehearse his lines for a Drama presentation?
:gant: Sure! ...... Ah. Here we go. Lets start at your line. You're creeped out when you say "Okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy........". Go.
:larry2: Okay.
:gantdown: ............You're Larry Butz aren't you...?
:larry2: You've heard of me?
*walks to Phoenix*
:oops: Problem?
:gantdown: I can't believe he is working with us... he IS as bad as you said he was!
:oops: Hey now, he's still my friend!
:gantdown: ... okay...!
:gant: Hey, Ms. Fey! How A-
:wave: Hi, Mr. Butz! Still practicing drama?
:larry2: Hey, Ms. Fey! Still going at it!
:maya: Great to hear!
*walks over to Mr. Gant*
:-P You're not getting me to help him, Mr. Gant. Sorry!
:gantdown: Errrrmmmm..... Oh! Mr. Gumshoe! (He tried everyone in the room).

______________________________________________________________________________________

:phoenix: Mr. Gumshoe? Can you please put this signboard outside of the room?
:gymshoe: Sure thing, Phoenix! One moment!
*grabs it and places it outside*
:edgeworth: Mr. Gumshoe. How are you?
:sadshoe: Oh! M-Mr. Edgeworth! I'm doing okay this morning, sir!
:edgeworth: ... why is that sign backwards, Mr. Gumshoe:
:sadshoe: Huh? ...!
:oops: *yelling from the room* WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME FRESHLY BUTTERED TOAST, MR. EDGEWORTH?
:edgy: I'd be delighted, Mr. Wright!
*walks in*
:gymshoe: Whew!
*walks away*
(I can still hear from where I am, though I can't see anyone anymore)
:maya: Hey, Mr. Gumshoe!
:gymshoe: Hey there, Ms. Fey!
:maya: err... Why is the sign backwards?
:eh?: What? (I can hear him shuffling his feet. I assume he's turning around) OH JEEZ!!!
:phoenix: *Mouth full with clemontines* MMMRR GMMGMHMM??? WOMM YUU LUKK SMM BRUU???
:gymshoe: Yes, I would like some bread!
:gantdown: :maya-shock: :wacky-edgy: HE CAN HEAR HIM?!?!?!?


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:gregory: -U.S. teacher

:gregory: -*is explaining something about the 1800 presidential election, and then suddenly stops mid-sentence*
"Wait, I'm sorry, that was the election of 1800, not 1796."
*then, he continued the sentence he stopped in the middle of*
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... I don't get it...?
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I can't tell which you are talking about, Gyakuten...

Mine, the one after, etc.?
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No, yours is good. I don't get Mackers'. :\
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I don't get either of them. I'm not seeing the jokes...
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:adrian: Me
:wendy: Substitute

:wendy: (on a poem by Emily Dickinson) ....So, what is "it"? What is the author telling us? I think the "it" is wind.
:adrian: ....Excuse me...
:wendy: (rambling)
:adrian: Ms... Um...
:Wendy: What?
:adrian: I think she was talking about snow. It's snow.
:wendy: OH MY GOD YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!!!!!
:glasses: A-ah!
:wendy: WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, YOU ARE A GENIUS! A GENIUS!!
:adrian-crunch: E-eh, it's not that...

...It was more the way she kinda exploded from her chair when she said that. I'm still kinda embarrassed about it. >_>
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I was in class, and my teacher said, "You all better turn in your homework tomorrow, and I don't want excuses like: 'My mom was at the hospital yesterday, she had 3 kittens!'"
The whole class laughed. 'Twas quite funneh. :redd:
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Was she being sarcastic because you corrected her?
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In Algebra this morning, we had a quiz, and the teacher always leaves stuff on the board just to see if anyone notices (because no one ever does).

:uramidn: teacher, :lana: student in class, :maggy: me

::in review::
:uramidn: So, Shelby, what's the formula for difference of cubes?
:lana: Uh...
:uramidn: ::cough:: I wonder where in the room we could see this.
:lana: ::still not getting it:: Um...

::during test::
:maggy: ::thinking:: Aww, crap, how do you do difference of cubes again... Wait a second... ::looks up at board, formula is right there:: Hehehe, thank you, Mrs. Lambert...
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Our teacher does that too but not with answers. Our teacher once wrote on the board "If you are reading this then you have the attention span of a 5 year old."
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Haha, lol!

:adrian: Science Teacher :odoroki: Me :gant: :godot: :karma: My Friends

:adrian: *Working on something*
:gant: :godot: :karma: Hey dude! Ask if there is a Mike Hawk in this class!
:odoroki: (LOL) Are you serious...?
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:odoroki: Okay...Whatever
:adrian: *Still working on something*
:odoroki: Teacher! Is there a Mike Hawk any of your classes?
:adrian: *Checks attendance on the computer* No.
:gant: :godot: :karma: :odoroki: ROFLCOPTERSKATESBBQ Ha!
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How did you say it without sounding funny?
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Hmm...Actually I can make a straight face even though someone told the funniest joke ever, so yeah I acted serious when asking the question, but after is when I laughed so hard. xD
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I dont get it.
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Say Mike Hawk out loud quickly.
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oh... If your not trying to hear it you cant... it kinda... takes a lot away from the joke...
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? Didn't get what you said...
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I get it. But it barely sounds like anything. I actually found it difficult to think of what you were talking about making the joke suck. If you dont already know what it means, you dont get it.
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Oh I get it, Yeah I know, I already knew what it means...Yeah I know Immaturity sucks but it's fun.

I think you're basically saying that If I didn't get it, that would make the joke suck right?
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:minuki: =me
:garyuu: = Advanced chem teacher

:minuki: Uhm... So, Avagadro's number is 6.022 x 10 to the twenty-second?

:garyuu: ... Wrong! Tough banana beans, honey buns! You've gotta learn this stuff; and This ain't no weinie roast, so show me the beef!



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(by the way I DO know what Avagadro's number is now! 6.022 x 10 to the twenty third!!!)
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@PollyxD: No. =_= You still dont get it.
"Mike Hawk" and "My Cock" aren't very close. At all. If you dont know what Mike Hawk is suppose to sound like something, your not gonna hear it.
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