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-my spanish teacher (my spanish teacher is quite ditzy, for the record.)
-two students in my class -*get up and walk to the door while is talking about something*"Bye Mrs.
! We're leaving!" -*continues talking* -*walk out the door* -*continues talking and doesn't even hear the door slam after the students leave*(one of the students that left had an early dismissal, and the other student just tagged along for a little bit and then returned to class about 15 minutes later. My teacher did not even notice that the second student had left or returned.)
Klavier Gavin: "Why not wait for him to knock-knock-knock on heaven's door?..."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!
Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist): "The truth. Darth Vader, Luke's father."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!
Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist): "The truth. Darth Vader, Luke's father."
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teacher
me Hey! Have you got a new cell phone? Ehm... Not really... This is a Nintendo DS, you know... a game? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I had one when I was a kid, you know this... Donkey Kong? *blip blip blip*
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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Oh, I've got another one with one of my weird teachers.
...Second thought, maybe not. It's too... random.
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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So in 7th grade, my history teacher leaves the room. And people start throwing crayons. She comes back, and naturally accuses me. I later got a detention slip:
"Suspected in crayon throwing mischief."
And to think, I didn't even do it. xD
I am awesome?
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End quote.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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It's stuck?
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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote:
My art teacher called me gay T_T.
It's only gay if the balls touch.
GG NO RE.
This is when I first went to the college trying to get my hands on the placement tests. It's odd that a similar conversation like this happened with my Adv. Bio teacher when I was still in high school. I still don't know the significance of this:
Math teacher, am I allowed to take my test now?
There are three of them and they're $10 per try. Are you sure you can do this? Hey I've only been going to these classes for 3 days and I see no problem. I already have all this stuff retained. I use common multiplication and division on a regular basis when programming. K.
I'm having trouble trying to multiply decimals!!! Okay. Come here. Piece of cake. It's only one decimal place. ! Well then you do it. *draws multiplier grid* There's only one decimal in this entire set. The decimal point will move one mark forward from the last partition. + What is that? It's how I multiply two sets of numbers. I've never seen that before. Neither have I.
Well I've never seen those unorganized piles you use to multiply. They're organized... It's always worked for me so I keep using it. So what if there's two or three decimals? Then the decimal point will move that many places forward. I think I now see why you say teachers keep asking you to "show your work" on these things. I multiply first and add later. Does that make me lazy?
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
:hobohodo: I multiply first and add later. Does that make me lazy?
You arent supposed to? O_o *been doing that for years*
english teacher:
James: 
boys in class: 
: James! *asks a question about the play Othello*: I have no idea miss... : Well James, you're up sh** creek without a paddle, youre going to have to paddle with your hands and that isnt very pleasent!: ....: Will anyone lend James a paddle so he doesnt get in a mess? : Nah we should just leave him there!old RE teacher:
Jordan: 
class: 
: *taking the register* Jordan! : yes miss (something the guys do to be clever >>) : Jordan, I want an essay on my desk tomorow morning, 12 pages long, about the differences of the male and female anatomy!
: ...yes sir... : hahaha!
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Teacher =
Student =
: I'm sorry sir, but I've noticed you could get 2 points for answering this question. It may not be exactly right, but I think that it should still give me 1 point, not zero like you gave me. : Well...uhmm...not only did you give a wrong answer, you also failed to give the correct one. Therefore, you lose 2 points. : (Thinking) Who the hell reasons like that?!Even now I laugh about how crazy it is.
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Nobody makes generalizations about life unless they mean to talk about themselves.
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Guy in class
Teacher Everyone who has exceeded expectation on the module gets a Mars bar *hands them out to everyone*Do NOT eat them in here.
*eats it right under her nose and she doesn't notice* *takes the wrapper to the bin* Have you eaten it? No Then why do you have an empty wrapper? B-beeeeecaaaaaaause...I took it out and put it in my lunchbox for later*class laughs, including teacher*
You can have a detention :)In SPED
Nurse Smart alec*We were having a lesson about condoms o_o;*
And I DO NOT want to find any of these on the floor! Anyone caught dropping them will be sent to withdrawal Miss! Yes? You dropped one ... crap *leaves the room*
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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It's stuck?
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Liquidzilla wrote:
You arent supposed to? O_o *been doing that for years*
It was my grid that threw everyone off. The first time I got weird looks about it was when I entered the 6th grade. The first person that commented said it looked scary. No one could figure me out. Not even the teacher and her daughter(READ: SAME classroom!).
Liquidzilla wrote:
: Jordan, I want an essay on my desk tomorow morning, 12 pages long, about the differences of the male and female anatomy! : ...yes sir...Wow, sounds like one of those games.
Options:
1. Heh heh....Alllllllriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
2. I don't have any materials. Care to help me with that?
3. Giggity! Giggity! Giggity! Giggity!
4. What's wrong? Can't figure it out on your own?
: BAD ending!One time I was in the computer lab with an idiot that would always crack jokes to me every time class got boring.
(Wonderful, here comes the glitch in the system...)ADMIN
What are you doing? Downloading the Internet.(Some huge GIF of the IE download box pops up grabbing some ##TB at a rate of 15K...)
ADMIN
You're not supposed to be downloading anything. (Is she really this stupid or is she just being funny? I can't tell anymore. I mean, if you poke Google then you're downloading something.)
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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...playing Metallica during a WW2/Holocaust Slideshow.
...throwing a book against the wall for kicks.
...instructing the entire class to shout "Hellfire!" at the top of our lungs to try and disrupt other classes.
...I rest my case.
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Computer teacher My friend Mr. Berry, whats the computer deep freeze password? Why do you want to know? To download shit IM NOT TELLING YOU >> What ever, all just download a crack... NO YOU WONT!Poor guy got banned for the school computers 3 times in one year.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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DaemonForce wrote:
Liquidzilla wrote:
You arent supposed to? O_o *been doing that for years*
It was my grid that threw everyone off. The first time I got weird looks about it was when I entered the 6th grade. The first person that commented said it looked scary. No one could figure me out. Not even the teacher and her daughter(READ: SAME classroom!).
Liquidzilla wrote:
: Jordan, I want an essay on my desk tomorow morning, 12 pages long, about the differences of the male and female anatomy! : ...yes sir...Wow, sounds like one of those games.
Options:
1. Heh heh....Alllllllriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
2. I don't have any materials. Care to help me with that?
3. Giggity! Giggity! Giggity! Giggity!
4. What's wrong? Can't figure it out on your own?
: BAD ending!ooh! Same with me XD I have my own way of doing maths! Like writing things that dont have much to do with the sum but help me XD
Yeah, I feel bad for the guy ^^; The RE teacher was a scarey guy! used to work in a prison and one lesson he threw a chair!! O_o
= english teacher = random girl 
= other girl = jen 
= hannah Would you stop writing in that leaver's book!! (books we bring in to be signed for when we leave) Sorry miss I just want to take all those book and burn them in the middle of the school everyday! *enters classroom* I need to give this to Amber *holds out leaver's book* I'll take it *takes the leaver's book and puts it on the desk**girl leaves*
*evil laugh* and = Lets find the middle of the school!
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= Math teacher *just got back for a loooooong field trip*
= Student : *talking, talking, talking* :PLEASE. Stop talking, I haven't gotten a good sleep in 5 days, just stop talking :Oooooh, bad girl
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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= me = my middle school music teacher (who gives me clarinet lessons now) :*plays through All-State audition piece* : Wow, that was good! It was like...a bunch of drunken squirrels frolicking in a field of daisies! : (Is that a good thing? Or is she just trying to confuse me? Because it's working...)
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My old English Teacher 
:Class Me with pigtails this day Mr.Weiß : Hello everbody! Class:: Hello Mr.Weiß Mr.Weiß : Ok,lets check who´s here today...*blablabla*..Julia? ...Ehm...Where´s Julia?
:Eh, I´m here?! XD Mr.Weiß: Ahhhhh!! Your Hair.....are you playing Heidi today?=D*Then he sings the Song xD*
Class: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
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For the record...
Wikipedia wrote:
A double entendre is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways. This can be as simple as a phrase which has two mutually exclusive meanings, and is thus a clever play on words.
In some cases a risqué or sexual element is central to the understanding of the double entendre. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as 'A double meaning; a word or phrase having a double sense, especially as used to convey an indelicate meaning' [emphasis added]. In these cases, the first meaning is presumed to be the more innocent one, while the second meaning is risqué, or at least ironic, requiring the hearer to have some additional knowledge.
In some cases a risqué or sexual element is central to the understanding of the double entendre. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as 'A double meaning; a word or phrase having a double sense, especially as used to convey an indelicate meaning' [emphasis added]. In these cases, the first meaning is presumed to be the more innocent one, while the second meaning is risqué, or at least ironic, requiring the hearer to have some additional knowledge.
So, I was, like, "...Oh. So it's a 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID,' right? Or like 'THE FORTUNE COOKIE GAME'?"
The teacher gave me such a strange look. :D
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...Yeah, I wish I was making that up. I suppose I should at least credit him for not being a proud douche when I corrected him. Kudos.
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DahliaXKristoph wrote:
We were talking about double entendres in Lit class, and no one understood what they were.
For the record...
So, I was, like, "...Oh. So it's a 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID,' right? Or like 'THE FORTUNE COOKIE GAME'?"
The teacher gave me such a strange look. :D
For the record...
Wikipedia wrote:
A double entendre is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways. This can be as simple as a phrase which has two mutually exclusive meanings, and is thus a clever play on words.
In some cases a risqué or sexual element is central to the understanding of the double entendre. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as 'A double meaning; a word or phrase having a double sense, especially as used to convey an indelicate meaning' [emphasis added]. In these cases, the first meaning is presumed to be the more innocent one, while the second meaning is risqué, or at least ironic, requiring the hearer to have some additional knowledge.
In some cases a risqué or sexual element is central to the understanding of the double entendre. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as 'A double meaning; a word or phrase having a double sense, especially as used to convey an indelicate meaning' [emphasis added]. In these cases, the first meaning is presumed to be the more innocent one, while the second meaning is risqué, or at least ironic, requiring the hearer to have some additional knowledge.
So, I was, like, "...Oh. So it's a 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID,' right? Or like 'THE FORTUNE COOKIE GAME'?"
The teacher gave me such a strange look. :D
Your English class has double entendres as an official topic!? Strange. The only double entendres I hear in my English class come from my eccentric friend who sits next to me.
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: Math teacher , :Students :Classmate in Math , , :*talking* :Hey! Get out of my classroom.*
and leave out of door back to their other classes, follows* :Hey ! says that you're a fag! : 
*
proceeds to bring out to Principal's office*
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: Teacher: Me*
and are talking about joining sports* You need to get into soccer, and stop playing that Halo. You play Halo too... Don't...don't use that against me!
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"A-ah, are you sure those are safe, Ms. Skye?" "Yeah, don't worry. Those scissors can't cut anything other than paper. The airport security checked them out."After a few minutes...
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So, one of your defendants dies in jail, and you hide in a Houston Hotel room? ......Yes. The question is why? I don't mess with Columbians. *from doorway* Smart boy. / *jump to feet* Sir! *rolls eyes* Don't do that. It makes me feel old. Aren't you? Yes, I'm 87. Huh. Oh, so this must be that surfer everyone always talks about. People talk about me? Wait, am I a running joke? Yes. Quiet, Michael. Sorry, sir. You're more of a... novelty. ? In a good way. Oh.... t-thank you, sir. Your welcome. Huh. I was just called a "novelty" by the man who's nickname is "The Empire Of Light". Is that good, Mr. Garcia? Uh...... Mr. Doar? *rolls eyes* Yes, Mr. Lee. It's good. Ok! *smiles* Wait...how old are you? 28...... And yet you act like an 18 year old. How very amusing. Thank you! I'm not sure that was good.
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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Ryu wrote:
That's your TEACHER???
No.
Mr. Garcia is my boss.
and Mr. Doar is God.
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: Me : Lecturer So I want to use this for my icon! A sleepy lion, because it represents me in blah blah *explaining* Why a lion? ... D: Because my hair is similar, and I'm lazy, and blah2 *explaining more points of similarities* But it doesn't have to be a lion, right? Um... It can be a long haired baboon! Or chimpanzee! But, they don't... Come on, why not a baboon? Give it a long hair and it would suit you as well! *ran out of things to say* ...Why a baboon? It would be better! But WHY a baboon? Because it's blah blah blah (points that don't describe me) But it doesn't have to be a baboon!and it continued until finally I got the sleepy lion accepted. XD
Apparently that day the lecturer had an obsession with primates, I heard everyone got advised to change their icons to random primates too. LOL!
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= head of year (HOY) = teacher = me = kids = singing girls *singing a ballad for the last day of school* *start crying**ballad finishes and all the kids are crying*
Dont cry! I'm getting all emotional! S..sorry sir *sniffle* *feels awkward seeing as every but her is crying or close to it* I'm getting emotional too... *close to tears* If I pinched her she'd cry Whaaaa?
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English teacher Class Okay, we're gonna skip the love scene. What? Why? Quite frankly, I'm getting sick of hearing about Romeo's butt.We ended up seeing his butt, anyway. And 1/2 a second of Juilet's breasts...
Interesting signature? Uh... Look, a diversion! *flees*
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
Huh. I was just called a "novelty" by the man who's nickname is "The Empire Of Light". Is that good, Mr. Garcia?So tails why is he called The Empire Of Light why not the The Empire Of Darkness.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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I started laughing really hard -- no u -- and looked around for that friend I would eye and burst out laughing with, then realized French is the one class in my day I don't have any close friends in.
Still thought it was funny.
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Teacher Some pupils Iuuu---That is disgusting! He girlie, we aren't afraid of long meaty sausages, are we?(That is sooo insider..You probably won't get that..)
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"Ein: Sir, something's left something behind. *points*
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He's so uncaring! Hilarity!
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jamejame wrote:
My French teacher once was telling us something about reflexive verbs or something when he said, "Well, this is more like, "NO YOU"."
I started laughing really hard -- no u -- and looked around for that friend I would eye and burst out laughing with, then realized French is the one class in my day I don't have any close friends in.
Still thought it was funny.
I started laughing really hard -- no u -- and looked around for that friend I would eye and burst out laughing with, then realized French is the one class in my day I don't have any close friends in.
Still thought it was funny.
I do not get it? Why is that funny?
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SuzuneAyasato wrote:
(That is sooo insider..You probably won't get that..)
Actually, what's the point of posting something supposed to make people laugh, when you know nobody won't get it?
thatgamerguy wrote:
I do not get it? Why is that funny?
Explanation.
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You must have our school's perv humor..
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