So my ex-girlfriend and I (we're still friends) were playing New Super Mario Bros Wii. We were in one of the Goomba battle stages and they were the enormous ones that split into smaller ones when jumped on. Anyway after I jumped on one she said "It made babies!" my younger brother walked in just as she said this and then he walked right back out. This was back in August and we still laugh whenever we bring it up.

Not really what she said, but more what I said to something she was doing...
My friend was over for a week and we were playing my imported Tales of Symphonia version, so we could drool all over the awesomeness that was Kratos. Anyhow, we got to the Temple of Earth and we were watching the cutscene prior to fighting Gnome...

(Gnome)
(My Friend - she's actually female, but the reason for this smilie will be explained...)
(Me)

*doing his usual talk*
*sneeze*
*still babbling*
*sneeze*
Are you, like, allergic to Gnome's fur?
I think I am...

Really, she started sneezing whenever Gnome appeared on screen...

C-A

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I've finally remembered something I can add to this topic (^^). It's not really what my friend said, but where she was when she said it.

- Teacher
- Friend A
- Friend B
- Friend C
- Me

(Having a total rant about how much she hates ) You know, I really can't stand Mr Edgeworth...
(From his classroom, which we just happened to walk past) Hello. What was that?
and sprints down the corridor through the doors and all the way down the stairs in fits of laughter, while stays by her side.

The last thing I heard was saying "I'm just...going to a computer room..."

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= Me, as usual
= Le cutest boy in school
= My crush at the time

: I'm gonna get you Phoenix! xD *chases Phoenix*
: *Runs away* No Maya! Play with Edgeworth.
: Ok...*gets behind Edgeworth* you're next.
: Um Maya I don't like playing that way...My apologies. ^^;
: *dumbstruck* ...You! Are the most polite guy in the school! Argh, it's scaring the hell outta me! x_x
: Goody-two shoes! xD You know he never curses, I made him curse once.

Keep in mind that this happened when I was 15 and I was a bit immature. I thought polite boys were non-existant and I wasn't into talking in a refined manner.

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