The Father of Death
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in-other-news: I WANT TO BE A PROSECUTOR. :D
You call that "other news"? That's be like Erman saying "In other news, I like Iron Maiden!" or like me saying "In other news, I ship Kristoph/Viola!" or like Tails saying "In other news, I'm awesome!".
Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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in-other-news: I WANT TO BE A PROSECUTOR. :D
like Tails saying "In other news, I'm awesome!".
of course he is.
Possibly the only Winston Payne fangirl on Court-Records...
The Father of Death
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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Laptop: SHINY!
Possibly the only Winston Payne fangirl on Court-Records...
I give love a bad name.
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I concur.
Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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I concur. I see you posted so much, TheObjectionist, That you are prosecutor rank.
Possibly the only Winston Payne fangirl on Court-Records...
The Father of Death
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You lose.
I give love a bad name.
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Class 
Physics teacher *walking out of the class at the end of the lesson* *yelling after us* And never dance on my doorstep again!!!
rock on and peace out everyone!!!
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I concur. I see you posted so much, TheObjectionist, That you are prosecutor rank.
HA! TAKE THAT, HILARY CLINTON!
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it was a great moment, and very cute too -v-
rock on and peace out everyone!!!
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you my use a calcualtor for these problems<==== think about what this means
teacher
kid should i use a calculator? read the paper ohhhhhh. but should i use a calculator?
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Random girl
Mr Savage *after Mr Savage threw an ant out the window*
Sir, ant's can't fly! This one can. But not very well. It went *makes noise like nee-yaaw* Splat.and also
Right, we've abused a boy & murdered an ant. Let's get back to work.
rock on and peace out everyone!!!
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guy in my class
another guy teacher (control freak!) hey sam (made up name!) aren't you going to live on the edge today? *puts foot on the table and sits there with a dorky smile on his face* *isn't looking* *does this everyday for like 10 min* *never notices*sorry i just keep remembering more funny things that happen.
The better psycho.
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- science teacher
- class - me
- Random dude that sits by me---
: A litmus test can tell whether there is acid in your spit. And no, not that kind of acid.---
: What does that say? Or...gasm? (He meant organism) - *Laugh or make disgusted faces*
...
...Later:
: *Sharing a seat for some reason* - You don't want to do that, especially with us talking about organisms... - *Laugh or make disgusted faces, again* She actually said it.
I object! That was… objectionable!
For the Rasgonian Empire
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I got global eyes and a growing mind
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"Guys! What's wrong with you!? You know, if you talked on the actual test you'd get a zero! This is a time to be serious! Not...goof-off...jerk time!!"
Lack of sleep sucks...
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: Mrs K.: Senor Palcos
: Me.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Okay class. You can talk all you want since it's the last week of school. 
*Start talking* Finally! *turns around toward me* Dude, I can't wait for the last Brawl party of the school year! Yeah! I know! PALCOS!!!!! Yeah, Mrs. K? Stop talking. But you said we could. *stop talking and watch* I said nothing of the sort! Did I class? *Out of fear* No ma'am. YES! You did! See, even Dofa agrees! Dofa's an idiot! He doesn't know anything! Look at his grades! Who the hell are you to judge, you psycho bitch!? That's it. Go outside! Fine! I will! *Goes outside and slams door* Phoenix, Tell Palcos to go to guidance. AW! SWEET! (He's a kissass, by the way.) *tell Palcos* FINE! IT'S BETTER THAN THIS PLACE! *goes* Well, that's one less annoyance. Beg your pardon Mrs. K? Did you call Palcos an annoyance? What do you care? I didn't even think you'd be able to tell an insult with your grades. *nervous laughs* Hahaha, Mrs. K. Very funny. ... You realize I was talking to him, right? Yeah, so? Shouldn't I be punished, too? I only wanted him out. Why? ... Because... You don't even have a reason, do you? My reason is because I can.
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:my friend : teacher*movie is playing, and the class is being loud*
:*yells*I CAN'T HEAR THE MOVIE! : Maybe because you're YELLING!
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The Law is just a Game...
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Me. Michael Garcia, U.S. Attorney. Rebecca DeLane, Defense Attorney. Oh, looks like the MOD Squad. Ah, if it isn't God's little gift to litigation. So, you must be pissed that ambulances drivers have stopped pulling over for you. Hahha... that was oddly clever, Harrison. Especially for someone who spends every Friday night handcuffed to Alex Derbatov's bed. .............. Ignore her, Harrison. She's still mad a house fell on her sister.
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ZVARRI!
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: Crazy old Teacher.-_--_--_-
: 99% of men Masturbate, 1% are liars.
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...She's a BEITCH.I kind of didn't want to put the whole note down, but that's the funny thing. She spelled out the word and added an 'E' in it.
I got global eyes and a growing mind
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:javado:: Senor Palcos
: Me.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
:karma: Okay class. You can talk all you want since it's the last week of school.
:maya: :pearl: :redd: :phoenix: :edgy: :kyouya: :minuki: *Start talking*
Finally!:javado: *turns around toward me* Dude, I can't wait for the last Brawl party of the school year!
Yeah! I know!:karma: PALCOS!!!!!
:javado: Yeah, Mrs. K?
:karma: Stop talking.
:javado: But you said we could.
:maya: :pearl: :redd: :phoenix: :edgy: :kyouya: :minuki: *stop talking and watch*
:karma: I said nothing of the sort! Did I class?
:maya: :pearl: :redd: :phoenix: :edgy: :kyouya: :minuki: *Out of fear* No ma'am.
YES! You did!:javado: See, even Dofa agrees!
:karma: Dofa's an idiot! He doesn't know anything! Look at his grades!
:javado: Who the hell are you to judge, you psycho bitch!?
:karma: That's it. Go outside!
:javado: Fine! I will! *Goes outside and slams door*
:karma: Phoenix, Tell Palcos to go to guidance.
:phoenix: AW! SWEET! (He's a kissass, by the way.) *tell Palcos*
:javado: FINE! IT'S BETTER THAN THIS PLACE! *goes*
:karma: Well, that's one less annoyance.
Beg your pardon Mrs. K? Did you call Palcos an annoyance?:karma: What do you care? I didn't even think you'd be able to tell an insult with your grades.
:maya: :pearl: :redd: :phoenix: :edgy: :kyouya: :minuki: *nervous laughs*
Hahaha, Mrs. K. Very funny.:karma: ...
You realize I was talking to him, right?:karma: Yeah, so?
Shouldn't I be punished, too?:karma: I only wanted him out.
Why?:karma: ... Because...
You don't even have a reason, do you?:karma: My reason is because I can.
That's less "funny" and more "how is she even able to work this shows how corrupt teachers' unions are."
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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me friend 
teacher *drawing through the lesson* (I was drawing a warrior guy and she was drawing a bunny girl) *takes both the pieces of paper* No drawing in class! *Looks at them both and then puts the warrior in the bin and puts the bunny girl on his desk* O_o;;;
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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OMG XDDDDDD
Its so creepy... but I cant stop laughing! XD
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*takes both the pieces of paper* No drawing in class! *Looks at them both and then puts the warrior in the bin and puts the bunny girl on his desk*....NOW THAT'S JUST WRONG D:
rock on and peace out everyone!!!
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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Me Mrs. K.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mrs. K, do you hate me and Palcos or something? If I told the truth, I'd get fired and you'd get sued. Sued for what reason? It doesn't matter. Bitch.
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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rock on and peace out everyone!!!
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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rock on and peace out everyone!!!
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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It's stuck?
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I bet he's starting a collection. Or you just draw like crap.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Dofa: Easy mistake to make XD
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Especially for someone who spends every Friday night handcuffed to Alex Derbatov's bed.Oh we know that tails has being doing that.
Tails:
HowMe:
Ahoy fangirls. 
All in all I bet she just jealous.
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When I got to my teacher she told me "sit down Bob"
I ask, "what about Mr. Hand?"
"MR. HAND HAD BETTER SIT THE HELL DOWN BEFORE I SLAP HIM......I'm sorry Bob I didn't mean that..."
Her expression was priceless.
rock on and peace out everyone!!!
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hiliarious bob! i remember doing that in 4th grade but not anymore.
Don't even get me started. Gumshoe rocks
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Anyhow, we got to right before the end of the movie, and we're pulling into the school, and my reading teacher (because reading is FUCKING MANDATORY IN FLORIDA D:<) turned off the TV.
Everybody was like "Awwwwww!"
And he was like "Come on! What are you gonna do, stay on the bus?"
.......
It was funnier when he said it.
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