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I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?Topic%20Title

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Why, every day Barty and I regularly attend an afternoon tea, followed by a nice stroll in the park! Good chums we are. I can confide in him my inner-most personal secrets and even consult him in dire times. Without Bartemius, I'm just not sure how I could get through my day. Quite a gentleman, that sack.

I only hope that my good friends here hold their pillows, too, in high esteem. I can never imagine another living up to Barty (truly, he is one of a kind), but maybe you fellows can understand what it is that I mean! There is no friend like a pillow.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Not this mess again.
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:tea:

Quite.
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....Oh god. What is this.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Durp wrote:
....Oh god. What is this.

Ever hear of the pillow-humping madness that Wannabe started?
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P-Pillow humping?
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N-no...
I'm not a pervert...
I-I'm sorry...
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GamerErman2001 wrote:
Durp wrote:
....Oh god. What is this.

Ever hear of the pillow-humping madness that Wannabe started?


Duh, I was in both of those threads, remember?

But this.... o____o;;
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That....
Topic....
Scared me...
Is the person who created it sane?
P-pretending that a pillow is edgeworth...
Is not cool...
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「これが、モノを殺すと言うことだ…!」

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I love smacking people behind their heads with my pillow.


Does that count?
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Mistermouse wrote:
Is the person who created it sane?
P-pretending that a pillow is edgeworth...
Is not cool...


No. It's just a lame kid that likes sharing TMI (the not funny kind) that nobody gives a shit about.

DominicanZero wrote:
I love smacking people behind their heads with my pillow.


Does that count?


It should.
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TMI?
Care to explain?
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^ "Too Much Information."
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Now now friends and colleagues, this is not the place to gossip.
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Sorry, HH :C
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Like sharing how she humps edgeworth in imaginary land?
Or discusses about her first period...
Yep, I was a witness...
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Oh it is quite alright my dear Gurp. How goes your Oliver? It was Oliver, correct?

I remember him like it was yesterday. A fine fluff, he had.
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.......Gurp?

That's a new one. XD

who's oliver
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Was it not Oliver..? Ahaaaa, it was Wendy! Ah, that girl had a casing to die for, made from the finest silk. If not my Barty, then your Wendy, dear Yurp.

If only she would broaden her horizons beyond the couch cushions...
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I like pillow fights.
Does that count? 8D
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Geoffrey and I were the best of chums. I was able to tell him my first crush, and he helped me with advice on how to ask her to the local box social. We had drinks together, we had laughs together...we had too many drinks together, but even when we wake up in bed together, we would always end up laughing.

But one day, the neighbor's violent pug managed to sneak into my house. It ran to my bedroom, and found my Geoffrey, wrapped in sausages(we had pretended to be a Wienerschnitzel dinery the night before). Despite the defence built up by years of boxing in the local gym, the pug was too strong and ripped Geoffrey to shreds. Screaming in horror, I took a knife and sliced the monster in the eye. It let out a horrid yelp and crashed to the floor. I found Geoffrey in pieces on my bed....and on my floor....and on my lamp...

It has been twelve years since I last remembered Geoffrey, and I lived a happy life...until Holy Hell created this thread. Then the nightmare returned. Geoffrey brutalized and torn in half, the slaughtering of the dog, the mess I had to clean up afterwards, and the lawsuit from my neighbor for destruction of property....

I will never forgive you, Holy Hell. You will pay.

OLDBOY pay.
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Bloody 'ell, a double post.
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I like to have tea and crumpets with my pillow.
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Mistermouse wrote:
Like sharing how she humps edgeworth in imaginary land?
Or discusses about her first period...
Yep, I was a witness...


Who??
............................................. :udgy:
...................she humps a pillow edgeworth??
thats extreme..............
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Godot-Fangirl wrote:
Mistermouse wrote:
Like sharing how she humps edgeworth in imaginary land?
Or discusses about her first period...
Yep, I was a witness...


Who??
............................................. :udgy:
...................she humps a pillow edgeworth??
thats extreme..............

You can't say you wouldn't hump a Godot pillow.
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Hazri wrote:
You can't say you wouldn't hump a Godot pillow.


Yuck (srsly, yuck)
Why would i?
Im sane enough to know hes fiction and im isane if i hump a godot pillow.
And i dont have that kind of dirty mind :yuusaku:
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I know a girl who has a sexual fixation with Homestar. Yes, Homestar, from Homestar Runner. I am not making this up.

I'm sure she'd enjoy spending some alone time with a Homestar pillow.
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....people still go to homestarrunner?
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I still go occasionally. :/ Though the older stuff is better.

The girl in question, by the way, is also constantly talking about things like her period. So I guess she's a lot like this Edgeworth Pillow girl.
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s-sexual fantasies w-with that overrated web show character....
I-i'm going to barf....
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Well, just to add to the fun times, my Pillow Consecotaleophobia and I often discuss my current state of affairs over a nice plate of orange chicken and shrimp-fried rice.

Delicious.
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I'd hump a Mia pillow. >_>
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DAMN, another Pillow-Thread? You guys seriously shock me.

I'd never hump my pillow. And my pillow is not my friend. It's my posession, it's where I sleep on. Do I sleep on friends, do I slap them? No. See?
I'm not using CR anymore.
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SuzuneAyasato wrote:
DAMN, another Pillow-Thread? You guys seriously shock me.

I'd never hump my pillow. And my pillow is not my friend. It's my posession, it's where I sleep on. Do I sleep on friends, do I slap them? No. See?

At least someone has sense here...
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For the people who don't know who it is, it's prossecutorwannabe.

Godot-Fangirl wrote:
Hazri wrote:
You can't say you wouldn't hump a Godot pillow.


Yuck (srsly, yuck)
Why would i?
Im sane enough to know hes fiction and im isane if i hump a godot pillow.
And i dont have that kind of dirty mind :yuusaku:


She humps a normal pillow and imagines that it's Edgeworth
Jesus is Lord.

Death Note is awesome.

"No, this is a reasonable discussion about pillow humping." -Tinker
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My pillow caused me to break my wrist once. It was old, and I got a new one, and I needed a target to practice my handgun shooting with. so I painted a target on my old pillow, and I grabbed the .460. Unfortunately I forgot I wasnt supposed to grip a .460 too tight, but I did, and when I fired it, I hit the pillow, but the recoil snapped the front bone of my wrist.

True story.
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I hug my pillows on occasion. And right now I'm sitting on one (I'm kinda short, so I needed something to sit on). But I'd never hump my pillow. That's just...weird. Not good weird either. I did give one of them the nickname Apollo, seeing as it's red, squishy, and huggable. But I have my limits.

Besides, I prefer to hit people upside the head with pillows, rather than use them to fulfill any bizarre fantasies. Pillow fights are fuuuuuuuun.
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Kudos to you, Sir Holy Hell, I do say this issue is highly underrated.
I have a daily schedule with mine. Every night, at about eleven, I lay my head upon my pillow and do not lift it until approximately eight o' clock the next morning.

It is a rather peculiar ritual, but I perform it dilligently.
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