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Topic. Maybe "Machi Tobaye is Awesome"?

Yes, I have better things to spend my time on. So what? :odoroki:
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I'd have it say "Hot Damn" because that's more or less my "thing"
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Well at least the grammar's correct now... :yuusaku:
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My myna can speak:

My parents' and my names; hello grandma; I want it; birdy; Come here Tuesday(<--my name); is that so?/are you sure?; what are you doing?; bye-bye; Meow; Bark
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The first thing i'd try teaching it is:

:objection:
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hmmm maybe


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I'll ship who I want to :D

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I used to have a parakeet, he lived to be 12 and passed away while I was in college. ANYWAY the ONLY thing he ever learned to say/mimmick is the bed squeeking *gah*
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I'd say

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This reminds me of that old swearing Beo my grandparents used to have.
Ah, good times...
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[quote=Tuesday]
My myna can speak [/quote]
Aww. :3 It must be nice to have a pet that can say your name. ^__^
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I would definitely teach it to swear at people for the lulz. XD
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Gerkuman wrote:
Tuesday wrote:
My myna can speak

Aww. :3 It must be nice to have a pet that can say your name. ^__^


Yeah, ture... :edgy: but sometimes he shows his talent in a very funny way....

For example, whenever my dad is on phone and he see it, he always keep on speaking (very loudly) my dad's name in my mum's voice. :gant:

Oh, I almost forgot it, he can also speak "mum","dad",and whistles pretty well.(yeah it was me who taught him that...XD)
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I'd have it squawk various quotes from Lylatwars/Star Fox 64 all the time, just to wind people up.
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I didn't need to teach his clever ass:

Spoiler: save space
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... yeah.
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Regy Rusty wrote:
Well at least the grammar's correct now... :yuusaku:


do you mean the topic I opened first? well, maybe my grammar isn't good because English isn't my foreign language, and I think it's very hard to make a good sentence :grey:

Anyway, I'm happy there's a new topic. :phoenix:

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I would teach it a song.

More specifically, the 'You've Been Trolled' song.

You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You've probably been told
Don't reply to this guy
He is just getting a rise
Out of you
Yes it's true
You reply
And that's his cue
To start trouble on the double
As he strokes his manly stubble...
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"Do a barrel roll!"
"OH SNAP!"
"Why hullo thar"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io7WBOPkzNw This is Chester. He likes to meow and say "Who's a/What a/You're the pretty bird" like he's doing in the video ("Pretty bird" is easily the most common thing for him to hear). Also, when someone uses the microwave, he imitates its beep. Like he and the microwave are communicating about some kind of conspiracy. And my mom taught him part of the Andy Griffith theme, and he likes to dance on the side of his cage when she whistles it. I want to teach him the Simpsons theme, but I guess I'm not that patient with trying to do repetitive stuff. XD
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Horrible... horrible things.

But other than that, I'd teach it how to sing, "Never gonna give you up". B]
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In all seriousness, probably its name and address so if it got out it could be brought home.

And then I'd teach it to say "Objection!"
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yabadab wrote:
Regy Rusty wrote:
Well at least the grammar's correct now... :yuusaku:


do you mean the topic I opened first? well, maybe my grammar isn't good because English isn't my foreign language, and I think it's very hard to make a good sentence :grey:

Anyway, I'm happy there's a new topic. :phoenix:

Yabadab :redd:


Yeah, it wasn't making fun of you, just I thought it would be an interesting topic if it wasn't locked. :jake:
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DramaticaXIV2 wrote:
yabadab wrote:
Regy Rusty wrote:
Well at least the grammar's correct now... :yuusaku:


do you mean the topic I opened first? well, maybe my grammar isn't good because English isn't my foreign language, and I think it's very hard to make a good sentence :grey:

Anyway, I'm happy there's a new topic. :phoenix:

Yabadab :redd:


Yeah, it wasn't making fun of you, just I thought it would be an interesting topic if it wasn't locked. :jake:


Why was my topic closed anyway? Was it because of the grammar stuff?

ontopic: I would let it whistle if my mother is nearby. (she hates whistling) :karma:

Yabadab :redd:
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I'd teach it how to make cat sounds to scare the mouse inside the house away.
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I'd teach it to sing "What is love"
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I would name my parrot polly :odoroki: , and teach him to say...
"OBJECTION!" "TAKE THAT!" "HOLD IT!" "GOTCHA!" "LAWYER SEX!"
you know, stuff like that...
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It's obligatory that I'd inadvertently teach mine to drop the f-bomb.

Spoiler: May have foul language.
"Shut the fuck up, asshole" [This one I'd try to teach it to say only around my brother, of course]
"Hello bitch" [Just for the lulz]


And of course:
"Who?" "Help!" [Some of the few words my uncle's parrot knows]
"Here kitty kitty" [Mostly because my cats come to that call.]
"Achtung baby" [For shiggles]
"Hey Herr Forehead" [Also for shiggles]

And the following noises:
Fire engine sirens
smoke detector noise
cat-call whistle
tick-tock
the Andy Griffith Theme
the Final Fantasy I Cornelia City tune [I taught it to my grandma's cockatiels, so why not a parrot?]
and my personal favorite... the sound of dogs barking [my mom's lovebird knew how to imitate my grandma's little poodle]
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DramaticaXIV2 wrote:
"Don't forget DL-6!"
"1228!"
"Polly!"
Myself.


i second that.
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AND achtung baby ^^
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probably to scream SEPHIROTH every time someone walked through the door...or "don't forget 227"
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Some swarings, like the f-word. Clint Eastwoods last lines in Dirty Harry backwards. Whole "Straight outta Compton". Some Phoenix Wright related stuff, such as Hold it when someone enters the room. I'd also teach it how to answer the phone and telling people to hang up and go f**k themselves. Kinda related to the first one.

I think I'm getting myself a parrot!
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"Hiya, babe!"

I read a book once where someone had taught a crow to talk. Apparently crows are really smart. Anyway, the crow said "Hiya, babe!" to some lady, and I thought it was hilarious, little fourth-grader that I was :P
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I'd teach it "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.

And a couple of swears, for good measure.
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!

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I would teach it to make a noise like when you turn on a Nintendo DS it goes "Di Di Ding Ding!".
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I would teach it Phoenix Wright quotes, of course.
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I have a parrot xD
The only things it can say are: Cico (its name -.-), "Papà" (Dad) and "Ciao" (Hello).
Ah yeah, it can whistle very well, it learned to laugh like us (pretty lol xD) and in these days the only thing it's doing is squeak all the time -.-

But I would learn him to say "Objection", probably, if only it wasn't so lazy.
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Yeah you ask it:

"What does the scouter say about his power level?"
and it says:
:polly: *whistles* "it's over nine thousaand"

or you say:
:maya: t-that is madness!
And...
:polly: *whistles* no that is SPARDA
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"Zvarri!" That'd be cool. :aiga:

Of course, the cliché "Objection", "Hold It", "Take That", etc.
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I'd teach it the expected 'Objection', 'Take that' and 'Hold it'... All in different languages. 8D

Then I'd teach it to swear in French and to call a person who slips and falls in front of them a 'Jerk-ass retard'.

Also 'Sine! Cosine! Tangent!' and as many places of Pi that it can remember.

...Dammit, now I want a parrot. D<
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