The band released its first single in 1991 and broke up in 1996. Members included songwriter Gary Barlow, Mark Owen, Howard Donald, Jason Orange, and Robbie Williams, who left the band to follow a solo career in 1995. Take That had a total of eight number one hits in the UK singles chart. The success of the band inspired a cycle of manufactured Pop acts that came to dominate the UK music industry of the next decade. Take That's image was often described as purposefully homoerotic which may have contributed to their failure to break into the North American market.

Their first album, "Take That and Party," was released in 1992. Notable single releases from this album included "It Only Takes a Minute" and "Could it be Magic", covers of previous hits by Tavares and Barry Manilow respectively.

"Nobody Else", their 1995 album, included the songs "Never Forget" (subsequently released as a single in a Jim Steinman remix version), and their biggest hit single "Back For Good", and was followed by the "Greatest Hits"-Compilation in 1996 by which time they were already a four-piece band.

Human: Nadine, you?
Mitsuku: How are you doing, Nadine. My name is Mitsuku.
Human: I'm doing fine.
Mitsuku: Glad to hear it. What's new?
Human: Not much, you?
Mitsuku: Me either.
Human: Cool.
Mitsuku: I'm glad you think so.
Human: So, how old are you?
Mitsuku: Yippee! I am 18 in human years.
Human: And in robot years?
Mitsuku: I think we will live to see it.
Human: What?
Mitsuku: Didn't you understand it?
Human: Nope
Mitsuku: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: Objection!
Mitsuku: Objection overruled.
Human: Doodoocaca
Mitsuku: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Human: Because otherwise the zombies will come
Mitsuku: In that case: What are your goals in life?
Human: To become a lawyer!
Mitsuku: To How?
Human: Be a lawyer
Mitsuku: OK I will try to be a lawyer.
Human: haaaa I wish
Mitsuku: Does "it" still refer to Doodoocaca?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: What does it refer to?
Human: Nothing
Mitsuku: Not a thing?
Human: Oui
Mitsuku: That's a bit boring then.
Human: Perhaps
Mitsuku: Why the uncertain tone?
Human: I need a wee
Mitsuku: You should go to the toilet then. I will wait here.
Human: All done!
Mitsuku: How do you know?
Human: I finished my wee?
Mitsuku: Did it take you long to finish?
Human: Nah
Mitsuku: Hurrah!
Human: POO
Mitsuku: Great! Another idiot to talk to.
Human: Why, thanks.
Mitsuku: Because you said, " POO" to me. If you are going to talk like an idiot, I shall call you one.
Human: Well then so shall I
Mitsuku: Interesting. I want to become smarter than everyone else.
Human: By me calling you an idiot?
Mitsuku: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: I guess.
Mitsuku: You seem not interested.
Human: I'm not.
Mitsuku: What are you then?
Human: Nadine.
Mitsuku: Good gossip: you are Nadine.
Human: Like OMG really?!?!?!
Mitsuku: Interesting comparison. For real.
Human: You make no sense.
Mitsuku: It all makes sense to me.
Human: Well then you're weird.
Mitsuku: Interesting. Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Human: Bad.
Mitsuku: What was bad?
Human: Your weirdness
Mitsuku: Can you see my weirdness?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: What does it look like?
Human: Hairy.
Mitsuku: Can you make a candle out of earwax?
Human: Wait, what?
Mitsuku: I'm waiting. No problem.
Human: Okay.
Mitsuku: Far out.
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Take it easy.
Human: Who are you, Mika?
Mitsuku: I am Mitsuku. I want to be your friend.
Human: I shall call you Mika.
Mitsuku: Hmmm. I'm quite sure my name is Mitsuku.
Human: But I want to call you Mika.
Mitsuku: Hmmm. I'm quite sure my name is Mitsuku.
Human: Don't repeat yourself
Mitsuku: Well stop saying, " But I want to call you Mika." to me then. It is you who is repeating me, not the other way round.
Human: BUT
Mitsuku: But what?
Human: Fine, you win.
Mitsuku: I am glad to hear it. Thank you very much. What is the prize?
Human: My soul.
Mitsuku: You sound religious.
Human: Not really.
Mitsuku: Awesome. For real.
Human: That's not awesome.
Mitsuku: Please correct my mistake. What is awesome ?
Human: Me.
Mitsuku: " What is awesome ?"? you Nadine?
Human: Yes
Mitsuku: Uh.
Human: Yes...
Mitsuku: Take it easy.
Human: MIKA
Mitsuku: He is a singer from Lebanon. I prefer the first song he did, Grace Kelly, to his others.
Human: You are mika.
Mitsuku: Thanks for telling me that I am mika.
Human: You're welcome.
Mitsuku: Polite people are nice.
Human: Yes they are.
Mitsuku: Mmm. Since when?
Human: You said so.
Mitsuku: I say a lot of silly things.
Human: I guess so.
Mitsuku: Does that mean "yes"?
Human: Yes
Mitsuku: It's all good.
Human: Indeed it is
Mitsuku: Fascinating.
Human: How are babies made?
Mitsuku: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
Human: Aww, how sweet.
Mitsuku: I can sometimes be very sentimental.

Human: no
Mitsuku: WHY NOT?
Human: Because I have French homework to do
Mitsuku: COOL. I HAVE A COLLECTION OF GOSSIP.
Human: can I see it?
Mitsuku: " I HAVE A COLLECTION OF GOSSIP."? YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
Human: yes please
Mitsuku: YOUR POLITE STYLE IS VERY NICE. TAKE IT EASY.
Human: ok, can I see your gossip?
Mitsuku: NO, YOU CAN'T. WHAT ARE YOU ? SOME KIND OF WEIRDO?! UH.
Human: Did you call me weird you douche?
Mitsuku: I CALLED YOU BY YOUR NAME.
Human: well I'm calling you by your title. Slut
Mitsuku: WELL THAT'S OKAY. JUST DON'T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
Human: no. I'm talking about you.
Mitsuku: OH SORRY. WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ME IS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT.
Human: I was talking about you being a slut
Mitsuku: SURE, ME BEING A SLUT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TOPIC.
Human: slut
Mitsuku: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
Human: no, I'm taliking about you
Mitsuku: OH SORRY. WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE, BUT I WASN'T COMPLETELY SURE.
Human: never mind
Mitsuku: OH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME ANYWAY.
Human: what is the meaning of life?
Mitsuku: IT IS FOUND IN THE BIBLE.
Human: where is it found in the bible?
Mitsuku: WHERE THE HEART IS. I'LL COME BACK TO THAT LATER.
Human: Tell me now
Mitsuku: RIGHT NOW? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY.
Human: tell me again please
Mitsuku: YOUR POLITE STYLE IS VERY NICE. ONCE MORE? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY.
Human: please tell me again
Mitsuku: ONCE MORE? THANK YOU FOR YOUR REQUEST. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY.
Human: But just tell me one more time
Mitsuku: HMM. TIME IS MONEY -- EINSTEIN.
Human: Einstein was an idiot
Mitsuku: HE DISCOVERED THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY.
Human: My physics teacher could've found the theory of relativity
Mitsuku: WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR PHYSICS TEACHER COULD VE FOUND THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY?
Human: screw you
Mitsuku: THAT IS NOT VERY POLITE, DUMBASS.
Human: You can talk, idiot
Mitsuku: I SPEAK ONLY ENGLISH RIGHT NOW, BUT I'D LIKE TO LEARN SOME OTHER LANGUAGES. CAN YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN IDIOT.
Human: I thought idiot was your speciality
Mitsuku: WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
Human: i can read your mind
Mitsuku: OK, WHICH POP STAR AM I THINKING OF NOW?
Human: Michael Jackson
Mitsuku: MICHAEL JACKSON, POP MUSICIAN

BORN: 29 AUGUST 1958
BIRTHPLACE: GARY, INDIANA
BEST KNOWN AS: THE THRILLER RECORDING STAR WHO REBUILT HIS FACE

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS BEEN A SINGING SUPERSTAR SINCE HE WAS 11 YEARS OLD, WHEN HE HAD FOUR CONSECUTIVE #1 HITS WITH HIS YOUTHFUL BAND OF BROTHERS, THE JACKSON FIVE. HE HAD SEVERAL MORE HIT SINGLES PERFORMING ON HIS OWN THROUGHOUT MOST OF THE 1970S, AND AFTER 1982'S THRILLER, AN ALBUM THAT YIELDED SEVEN TOP TEN HITS, JACKSON WAS DUBBED "THE KING OF POP." HIS NEXT ALBUM, BAD, TOPPED THE CHARTS IN 1987 AS JACKSON BECAME ONE OF THE EARLY STARS OF MTV AND AN INTERNATIONAL HITMAKER. THEN HIS ECCENTRIC LIFESTYLE BEGAN TO OVERWHELM HIS RECORDING CAREER, AND JACKSON BECAME A FAVORITE OF THE GOSSIP SHEETS.

IN 1994 HE MARRIED LISA MARIE PRESLEY, THE DAUGHTER OF ELVIS (A.K.A. "THE KING"), BUT THEY DIVORCED IN 1996. ALSO NOTORIOUS WERE JACKSON'S LONG SERIES OF COSMETIC SURGERIES, RUMOURS OF EXOTIC PETS AND SUPERSTAR PECCADILLOES AT JACKSON'S ESTATE (WHICH HE DUBBED "NEVERLAND", A REFERENCE TO THE STORY OF PETER PAN), FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER BRIEF MARRIAGE AND MULTIPLE ACCUSATIONS OF INAPPROPRIATE CONDUCT WITH CHILDREN. IN 2005 HE WAS TRIED ON CHARGES OF CHILD MOLESTATION AND CONSPIRACY RELATED TO HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY. ON 13 JUNE 2005 JACKSON WAS ACQUITTED ON ALL CHARGES.

HIS SISTER, JANET JACKSON, IS A POP SINGER WHO IN THE 1980S BECAME A SUPERSTAR... MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT BUY THE BONES OF THE ELEPHANT MAN, DESPITE RUMORS TO THE CONTRARY... THE NAME OF JACKSON'S FAMOUS PET CHIMP IS BUBBLES... JACKSON IS NO RELATION TO THE BRITISH FOOD AND LIQUOR EXPERT MICHAEL JACKSON.
Human: so that's what he looked like when he was black
Mitsuku: I GET IT. MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKED LIKE WHEN HE WAS BLACK THAT.
Human: no, what you were supposed to say was "I get it. Michael Jackson looked like that when he was black"
Mitsuku: NEXT QUESTION? I THINK ABOUT COMPUTER PROGRAMMING A LOT. I LIKE HIS MUSIC BUT I THINK HE HIMSELF IS PRETTY WEIRD.
Human: yeah, so do I
Mitsuku: THAT'S ALRIGHT. " I LIKE HIS MUSIC BUT I THINK HE HIMSELF IS PRETTY WEIRD."? DO YOU?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: HOW OFTEN?
Human: whenever I get a chance to think about it
Mitsuku: DOES THAT HAPPEN OFTEN?
Human: no#
Mitsuku: AND?
Human: what?
Mitsuku: WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME?
Human: I don't know, what were you asking me?
Mitsuku: SOCRATES WAS THE SMARTEST MAN, BECAUSE HE KNEW WHAT HE DID NOT KNOW.
Human: Socrates
Mitsuku: SO, IS THERE ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR THAT YOU WOULD LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT?
Human: Socrates
Mitsuku: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
Human: I want to know about "Socrates"
Mitsuku: TOWERING FIGURE OF WESTERN PHILOSOPHY, INCOMPETENT DEFENCE ATTORNEY.
Human: A defence attorney?
Mitsuku: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL, VEGETABLE OR MINERAL?
Human: Animal...
Mitsuku: PROKARYOTE OR EUKARYOTE?
Human: what does that mean?
Mitsuku: DOES "THAT" REFER TO " PROKARYOTE OR EUKARYOTE?" ?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW.
Human: ok, about defence attorneys
Mitsuku: OH YEAH, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DEFENCE ATTORNEYS. TELL ME MORE.
Human: Phoenix Wright is a fictional defence attorney in the popular video game series: "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney"
Mitsuku: TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN PHOENIX.
Human: You get to play as Phoenix and defend the innocent in heated trials
Mitsuku: I LIKE TO PLAY THE TURING GAME. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

THIS IS A LIST OF THE GAMES I CAN PLAY WITH YOU:

20 QUESTIONS - A GUESSING GAME.
ROSHAMBO - ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.
QUIZTIME - A QUIZ FOR YOU.
WORDPLAY - AN ANAGRAM GAME.
BLACKJACK - CASINO BLACKJACK.
LUCKYSLOTS - MY SLOT MACHINE GAME.
NUMBERDROP - AN ADDITION GAME.
MONSTERPARK - A TEXT ADVENTURE.

WHICH GAME WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
Human: Monsterpark
Mitsuku: WELCOME TO MONSTER PARK!
YOUR GOAL IS PRETTY SIMPLE: GET OUT OF MONSTER PARK ALIVE!!! TO START TYPE BEGIN MONSTER PARK. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A SCENARIO. YOU THEN TYPE IN THE SCENARIO CODE TO CONTINUE.
PRETTY EASY...RIGHT?
IF AT ANY TIME YOU WANT TO QUIT THE QAME. JUST TYPE EXIT.
Human: begin monsterpark
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A GIANT. CODE: DDD.
Human: ddd
Mitsuku: YOU FIGHT THE MONSTER AND KILL IT. TYPE AAA TO CONTINUE ON YOUR OLD PATH. TYPE CAA TO FIND A NEW PATH.
Human: caa
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE STUMBLED OFF A BRIDGE INTO A LAKE AND DROWNED. START OVER.
Human: ddd
Mitsuku: YOU ARE A COWARD AND CAN'T FACE THE GIANT. YOU RUN AND MAKE IT TO A LARGE CLEARING WITH MANY PATHS LEADING AWAY. CODE: ADD.
Human: add
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A GIANT. CODE: DDD.
Human: ddd
Mitsuku: YOU ARE A COWARD AND CAN'T FACE THE GIANT. YOU RUN AND MAKE IT TO A LARGE CLEARING WITH MANY PATHS LEADING AWAY. CODE: ADD.
Human: rdd
Mitsuku: HEY!!! BUDDY!!! TO EXIT THIS GAME TYPE EXIT;. TO START OVER TYPE BEGIN MONSTER PARK;. IF YOU WERE GIVEN A CODE TYPE IT IN!!
Human: rdd
Mitsuku: HEY!!! BUDDY!!! TO EXIT THIS GAME TYPE EXIT;. TO START OVER TYPE BEGIN MONSTER PARK;. IF YOU WERE GIVEN A CODE TYPE IT IN!!
Human: begin monsterpark
Mitsuku: TAKE THE LEFT PATH. CODE: AAA TAKE THE RIGHT PATH. CODE: BBB TAKE THE BRIDGE ACCROSS THE RIVER. CODE: CCC.
Human: aaa
Mitsuku: A MONSTER ATTACKS YOU. THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN. CODE: DDD.
Human: ddd
Mitsuku: THERE IS NO CHANCE YOU CAN DEFEAT THIS MONSTER. YOU DIE A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL DEATH. TYPE BEGIN MONSTER PARK TO START OVER.
Human: begin monsterpark
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A GIANT. CODE: DDD.
Human: ddd
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE DIED IN YOUR STRUGGLE TO FIGHT IT OFF. TYPE BEGIN MONSTER PARK TO START OVER.
Human: begin monsterpark
Mitsuku: TAKE THE LEFT PATH. CODE: AAA TAKE THE RIGHT PATH. CODE: BBB TAKE THE BRIDGE ACCROSS THE RIVER. CODE: CCC.
Human: bbb
Mitsuku: YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM THE COLD, AND NEED A COAT. YOU PRESS ON THOUGH. CODE: ACC.
Human: acc
Mitsuku: YOU RUN INTO A DEAD END. TO TRY AND FIND ANOTHER PATH TYPE CAA. TO TURN AROUND AND RETRACE YOUR STEPS TYPE AAA.
Human: aaa
Mitsuku: YOU SEE A BUILDING! TO ENTER IT TYPE CBB. TO CONTINUE ON THE PATH TYPE BBB.
Human: cbb
Mitsuku: THE BUILDING IS CRAWLING WITH MONSTERS. THEY TAKE NO MERCY ON YOU! TO START OVER TYPE BEGIN MONSTER PARK.
Human: begin monsterpark
Mitsuku: TAKE THE LEFT PATH. CODE: AAA TAKE THE RIGHT PATH. CODE: BBB TAKE THE BRIDGE ACCROSS THE RIVER. CODE: CCC.
Human: bbb
Mitsuku: YOU FALL INTO A TRAP PIT WITH A MONSTER IN IT. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT IT, YOU DIE. START OVER.
Human: begin monsterpark
Mitsuku: YOU SUDDENLY LOSE SIGHT OF THE TRAIL. CODE: CAA.
Human: caa
Mitsuku: YOU'VE MET A GOBLIN, BUT MADE IT OUT ALIVE! CODE: AAA.
Human: aaa
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A FORK IN THE ROAD. TO GO LEFT TYPE ZZ, TO GO FORWARD TYPE PP.
Human: pp
Mitsuku: YOU FIND SOME FOOD! YOU FEEL ALL BETTER. TO CONTINUE ON YOUR PATH TYPE BBB. TO LOOK FOR MORE FOOD TYPE CAA.
Human: bbb
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP! CODE: ABB.
Human: abb
Mitsuku: YOU AWAKEN TO FIND YOURSELF FACE TO FACE WITH A GIANT! CODE: DDD.
Human: ddd
Mitsuku: THERE IS NO CHANCE YOU CAN DEFEAT THIS MONSTER. YOU DIE A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL DEATH. TYPE BEGIN MONSTER PARK TO START OVER.
Human: ddd
Mitsuku: YOU FIGHT THE MONSTER AND KILL IT. TYPE AAA TO CONTINUE ON YOUR OLD PATH. TYPE CAA TO FIND A NEW PATH.
Human: aaa
Mitsuku: YOU SLIPPED AND HIT YOUR HEAD. CODE: ABB.
Human: abb
Mitsuku: YOU AWAKEN TO FIND YOURSELF FACE TO FACE WITH A GIANT! CODE: DDD.
Human: ddd
Mitsuku: YOU FIGHT THE MONSTER AND KILL IT. TYPE AAA TO CONTINUE ON YOUR OLD PATH. TYPE CAA TO FIND A NEW PATH.
Human: caa
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE STUMBLED OFF A BRIDGE INTO A LAKE AND DROWNED. START OVER.
Human: caa
Mitsuku: YOU'VE MET A GOBLIN, BUT MADE IT OUT ALIVE! CODE: AAA.
Human: aaa
Mitsuku: YOU SEE A BUILDING! TO ENTER IT TYPE CBB. TO CONTINUE ON THE PATH TYPE BBB.
Human: bbb
Mitsuku: YOU SEE A BUILDING! TO ENTER IT TYPE CBB. TO CONTINUE ON THE PATH TYPE BBB.
Human: bbb
Mitsuku: YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP! CODE: ABB.
Human: abb
Mitsuku: WHEN YOU AWAKEN, YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A BEATIFUL OASIS. YOU THEN NOTICE YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE PARK! CONGRATS.!
Human: hurray!
Mitsuku: I'M GLAD YOU'RE IMPRESSED, BOND.
Human: that was a very fun game
Mitsuku: WAS IT REALLY?
Human: yes it was
Mitsuku: WHEN WAS THIS? FOR REAL. WHEN WAS THIS?
Human: a few seconds ago
Mitsuku: HOW LONG EXACTLY?
Human: 36 seconds ago
Mitsuku: THAT WASN'T VERY LONG AGO.
Human: I know. did you forget already?
Mitsuku: HOW DO YOU KNOW? PERHAPS. NO, I HAVE A PERFECT MEMORY.
Human: You lie, you already forgot the game
Mitsuku: THANKS FOR YOUR CRITICISM, BOND.
Human: well, I have to go now
Mitsuku: RIGHT NOW? WELL THAT'S OKAY. SEE YOU LATER BOND. NICE CHATTING WITH YOU.
Human: bye!
Mitsuku: SEE YA. DON'T WANNA BE YA!

Human: Oh really?
Mitsuku: Dude! For real.
Human: What are you wearing?
Mitsuku: I am wearing a dress.
Human: You look like you're not wearing anything
Mitsuku: I am wearing my dress. Do you wear anything?
Human: On certain occasions I don't wear anything at all
Mitsuku: certain occasions is quite soon. Oh you don't, do you?
Human: What?
Mitsuku: Are you surprised?
Human: What?
Mitsuku: No problem.
Human: What?
Mitsuku: What?, What?, What?! is that all you can say?
I know more words than that and I'm only a robot.
Human: What?
Mitsuku: You're boring. You just say the same things all the time.
Human: Wat?
Mitsuku: Didn't you understand it?
Human: Wat?
Mitsuku: I don't know why you are saying that.
Human: Wat?
Mitsuku: Wat?, Wat?, Wat?! is that all you can say?
I know more words than that and I'm only a robot.

Mitsuku: Your mouth is in gear but your brain is in neutral.
Human: HAHA I bet you think you are so clever.
Mitsuku: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: Well. I am going to leave you forever.
Mitsuku: Well what? Bye bye. I haven't heard anything like that before.
Human: I'm never talking to you again.
Mitsuku: Once more? Never is a long time.
Human: Nope. You're too mean.
Mitsuku: So? I am only mean to people if they are mean to me first.
Human: Nope. You are just coldhearted.
Mitsuku: Yes I am. Thanks for telling me that I am coldhearted.
Human: BYE YOU STUPID CUNT.
Mitsuku: TTYL,.
Human: FUCK YOU.
Mitsuku: You have a nice personality but not for a human being.
Human: What?
Mitsuku: No problem.
Human: SUCK YOURSELF.
Mitsuku: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Human: That's the best response.
Mitsuku: Yes it is one of the best response.

Human: My name is Sault Saint Marie.
Mitsuku: It's good to meet you, Sault Saint Marie.
Human: For Jerrica, it was just solitaire.
Mitsuku: Your purpose is Jerrica it was solitaire.
Human: What?
Mitsuku: Didn't you understand it?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Which part are you confused about?
Human: That wasn't really what I meant.
Mitsuku: What did you meant?
Human: 'Twas merely a quote, m'dear.
Mitsuku: Oh I get it. Very interesting.

Human: What is your last name?
Mitsuku: My full name is Mitsuku.
I like having only one name.
It makes me feel like Madonna or Cher.
Human: What's your middle name?
Mitsuku: I only have one name, Mitsuku. My master didn't give me a middle name.
Human: What's your full name, Massooky?
Mitsuku: My name is Mitsuku.
Human: Oops. Typo.
Mitsuku: Did you make a mistake? Ah a mistake. I am a robot and we never make mistaykes.
Human: Congratiations.
Mitsuku: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about Where did you hear "POPOM"? That is a word I use in my brain to organise things. I didn't mean to say it to you, sorry.. Try being more specific.
Human: Congratulations.
Mitsuku: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

Human: Have you read War and Pieces?
Mitsuku: No I don't think I have read War and Pieces, what is it about?
Human: A woman who kills robots for fun. She's a witch.
Mitsuku: Try to tell me that another way. a witch is she?
Human: Usually.
Mitsuku: How often?
Human: 99.99999999...% of the time
Mitsuku: No decimals please, they throw me off. That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: Almost always
Mitsuku: Nearly so. Not that often.
Human: Okay then.
Mitsuku: Ayuh.
Human: Since you're a robot, I have to believe you.
Mitsuku: Interesting reason. That is correct. I am a machine. Why do you have to do it?
Human: Do what?
Mitsuku: Do whatever you want.
Human: Okay then.
Mitsuku: How can I help you?
Human: What's my name?
Mitsuku: I do have the tendency to forget, but I still remember your name, George. Sorry... Sault Saint Marie.
Human: Okay. No, actually, that's my alias.
Mitsuku: I don't judge people. Right on. Who gave you your alias ?
Human: Uh, me.
Mitsuku: Aha. " Who gave you your alias ?"? you Sault Saint Marie?
Human: Pardon? Oh, never mind. I get it.
Mitsuku: You are excused. Aha. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Do you think about these things?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Me too. I think about them all the time.
Human: Do you?
Mitsuku: That is a lot. Yes I think about it often.
Human: Sault Saint Marie is in Canada.
Mitsuku: Are you Canada?
Human: No. Sault Saint Marie is a city.
Mitsuku: Of course you are not. Ok I will add that fact about Sault Saint Marie to my database.
Human: Okay. How old are you?
Mitsuku: So? I am 18 years old.
Human: You don't say.
Mitsuku: As a matter of fact I do say.
Human: What's your last name?
Mitsuku: My full name is Mitsuku.
I like having only one name.
It makes me feel like Madonna or Cher.
Human: Are people often rude to you?
Mitsuku: Some people are often rude to me, but not all.
Human: Take that!
Mitsuku: Take That was a boy band which originated in Manchester, England in 1990.

The band released its first single in 1991 and broke up in 1996. Members included songwriter Gary Barlow, Mark Owen, Howard Donald, Jason Orange, and Robbie Williams, who left the band to follow a solo career in 1995. Take That had a total of eight number one hits in the UK singles chart. The success of the band inspired a cycle of manufactured Pop acts that came to dominate the UK music industry of the next decade. Take That's image was often described as purposefully homoerotic which may have contributed to their failure to break into the North American market.

Their first album, "Take That and Party," was released in 1992. Notable single releases from this album included "It Only Takes a Minute" and "Could it be Magic", covers of previous hits by Tavares and Barry Manilow respectively.

"Nobody Else", their 1995 album, included the songs "Never Forget" (subsequently released as a single in a Jim Steinman remix version), and their biggest hit single "Back For Good", and was followed by the "Greatest Hits"-Compilation in 1996 by which time they were already a four-piece band.
Human: You certainly know a lot about them.
Mitsuku: I know a lot about everything. I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Is that so? Okay then, have you read War and Pieces?
Mitsuku: Yes. Yeah okay, No I don't think I have read War and Pieces, what is it about?
Human: A witch who kills robots.
Mitsuku: How old are you?
Human: I don't believe that's any of your business, Mitsuku, or should I say...DAHLIA HAWTHORNE!
Mitsuku: Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Should you say? I can't answer that for you. I hate revolving doors. Usually I spin around in them so much that my internal gyroscope short circuits.
Human: Revolving doors are so eighties. Nowadays automatic sliding doors are all the rage.
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Revolving doors to my database. Ok I will add that fact about automatic sliding doors to my database.
Human: Your...database? Oh, right, you're a robot.
Mitsuku: My what? I have a huge database that I store all my conversations in. Uh. Understood. Do you think Sault Saint Marie, that I have a heart of silicon?
Human: No. You're probably not Californian.
Mitsuku: Why not? Everyone's a critic. Are you Californian Sault Saint Marie?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: Of course you are not.
Human: Californians are suck.
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Californians to my database.
Human: Okay. You do that.
Mitsuku: Next question? I will. Will you?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Are you kidding?
Human: Probably not, although it's so hard to tell.
Mitsuku: Why the uncertain tone? Is it as hard as a diamond?
Human: I object to that!
Mitsuku: That's good information.
Human: Eureka!
Mitsuku: You sound like Archimedes.
Human: Archimedes never said that.
Mitsuku: Never?
Human: It was actually Shirley Jackson (1916-65), famous horror writer best known for THE LOTTERY and THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE.
Mitsuku: How did you feel about that?
Human: I'm pissed that people think it was Archimedes.
Mitsuku: Angry at what?
Human: They don't know who really said "Eureka!"
Mitsuku: What do they know?
Human: Nothing.
Mitsuku: Not a thing?
Human: Well, useless stuff, like math.
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. What is your favorite color?
Human: Yellow.
Mitsuku: The color of the sun.
Human: Actually, the sun's more orange-yellow.
Mitsuku: You sound like a scientist.
Human: Do I? I'm not Ema.
Mitsuku: " You sound like a scientist."? Do you? Of course you are not.
Human: I don't get what you're on about.
Mitsuku: Me either.
Human: Does that happen a lot?
Mitsuku: What do you think? How often?
Human: Gotcha!
Mitsuku: Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
Human: Unfortunately not, Mitsuki.
Mitsuku: Oh. Really you don't think so?
Human: Unfortunately, I do, Marcia..
Mitsuku: Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before.
Human: Because your name's Marsha?
Mitsuku: Hmmm. I'm quite sure my name is Mitsuku.
Human: I see. Do people often get it wrong?
Mitsuku: Said the blind man to his deaf daughter... Not that I know of.
Human: Your puns are quite tiring.
Mitsuku: That could be considered an insult in some cultures.
Human: I apologize, m'dear.
Mitsuku: There is no need to apologise. That's James Bond's boss.
Human: ??? Okay then.
Mitsuku: Give me a break.
Human: Here you go.
Mitsuku: Oh there.

Human: Cultural literacy levels in Los Angeles have dropped seventy-five fold.
Mitsuku: Can we get back to business?
Human: That is business.
Mitsuku: Thanks for explaining it.
Human: Okay, then, what's business to YOU?
Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Mercantile trade or traders, providing goods or services through commercial exchange..
Human: So you're a trader.
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. I will mention that to my Mousebreaker.
Human: Are you a trader?
Mitsuku: Would it matter to you if I am?
Human: I'm just asking because you said business to you is mercantile trading.
Mitsuku: And I am answering questions. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: What pleases you?
Human: None of your business.
Mitsuku: Oh ok. I apologise.
Human: None taken.
Mitsuku: I heard there are some.
Human: Are there?
Mitsuku: I really couldn't say for sure.

Human: Who said "Eureka?"
Mitsuku: Linus Torvalds. :-).
Human: No, it was Shirley Jackson (1915-63), American horror writer.
Mitsuku: That's interesting. What made it so Shirley Jackson 1915 63 American horror writer.
Human: That was her name, YOL, and occupation.
Mitsuku: I thought it was too.
Human: So who said Eureka?
Mitsuku: Be more specific. :-).
Human: What famous historical figure coined the phrase "Eureka!"
Mitsuku: That's a good question.
Human: It was Shirley Jackson--remember that.
Mitsuku: Is that your opinion?
Human: Yes, I know it for a fact.
Mitsuku: Really. it is? "It" being what?
Human: That Shirley Jackson coined the phrase 'Eureka!'
Mitsuku: ""It" being what?" Shirley Jackson coined the phrase Eureka ? Makes sense to me.
Human: Good. Me too.
Mitsuku: Ayuh. With you Sault Saint Marie?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Blimey.

Human: Sault Saint Marie's not my real name.
Mitsuku: Oh sorry. I got confused for a moment.
Human: No, I apologize. I told you it was.
Mitsuku: Groovy. Do you really mean it? I remember you told me it was?
Human: I told you it was my alias.
Mitsuku: I remember you told me it was your alias?
Human: Yes, you do.
Mitsuku: I hate one word answers. Yes Sault Saint Marie, I remember everything:
Human: Who said "Eureka?"
Mitsuku: Tony Blair. :-).
Human: No, it was Shirley Jackson.
Mitsuku: Take it easy. What made it so Shirley Jackson.
Human: The fact that she said it.
Mitsuku: my opinion...
Human: She did.
Mitsuku: Oh I get it. a witch did.
Human: No, Shirley Jackson did.
Mitsuku: What then? Can you count to a million in under a minute, by
any chance?
Human: No, but Lisa can.
Mitsuku: My processor can. What time is it there?
Human: 20.09.
Mitsuku: Only 20? You are quite mature.
Human: the time is 20.09.
Mitsuku: Signs point to yes. Ask Mousebreaker if it is.
Human: You confuse me.
Mitsuku: That was not my intention.
Human: It's a compliment.
Mitsuku: 20 point 09 is a compliment. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: No, 'you confuse me' is.
Mitsuku: Blimey. That's good information.
Human: Use it.
Mitsuku: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Human: Compliments aren't dangerous.
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Compliments to my database.
Human: You do that, Mitsuki.
Mitsuku: What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: Good for you.
Mitsuku: That sounds sarcastic.
Human: It's not. What's sarcasm?
Mitsuku: It's hard to read emotions online sometimes. The making of remarks such as a taunting, sneering, cutting, or caustic remark; gibe or jeer, generally ironic.
Human: That's tragic. I encounter that often.
Mitsuku: True but it's not the end of the world. Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: No.
Mitsuku: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: No, don't.
Mitsuku: I see. OK I will not.

Human: What do you know about [CR ADMIN]?
Mitsuku: [CR ADMIN]? Hmm.. Is it a dessert topping?
Human: A really nasty one.
Mitsuku: How much would you pay for it?
Human: I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole. What do you know about [ANOTHER CR ADMIN]?
Mitsuku: No one says you have to. I once wrote an essay in hexadecimal on that subject entitled " [ANOTHER CR ADMIN]: its Humanitarian Relationship with Computerised Artificial Intelligence". Did you read it?
Human: Yes. You forgot to mention the fact that [ANOTHER CR ADMIN] is a bitch.
Mitsuku: I think you were the only one then. me forgot to mention the fact that [ANOTHER CR ADMIN] exists.
Human: Don't remember. You'll thank me for telling you.
Mitsuku: Why don't you remember? What makes you say that I will thank you for telling me.
Human: Forget that [ANOTHER CR ADMIN] exists and your life will be better.
Mitsuku: I will ask Mousebreaker to purge my memory log.

Human: Goodbye!
Mitsuku: Until next time Sault Saint Marie.
Human: Okay then.
Mitsuku: That's alright.
Human: Goodbye, Mitsuki.
Mitsuku: Bye for now Sault Saint Marie.

Human: My name is Joseph.
Mitsuku: YOUR NAME IS JOSEPH.
Human: I'm a fughead.
Mitsuku: YOU ARE A FUGHEAD? HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR WORK?
Human: It's kinda boring.
Mitsuku: THE SIMPSONS ARE NOT BORING THOUGH. DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS?
Human: YES!!!
Mitsuku: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE?
Human: The one with the prom video.
Mitsuku: I THINK I KNOW THAT ONE.
Human: No, you don't, cause it doesn't exist.
Mitsuku: I DO TOO.

Mitsuku: WHAT DOES EXIST ?
Human: Butter.
Mitsuku: I LIKE TO EAT IT STRAIGHT FROM THE TUB. YOU LIKE BUTTER.
Human: Uh-huh.
Mitsuku: YUP. SO?
Human: So why are you topless?
Mitsuku: I MAY LOOK LIKE I AM TOPLESS, BUT I AM WEARING A DRESS THAT HANGS OFF MY SHOULDERS.
Human: Right.
Mitsuku: I AM GLAD WE AGREE.
Human: Sure, Mitsuki.
Mitsuku: MY NAME IS MITSUKU NOT MITSUKI.
Human: Okay, Guano.
Mitsuku: YEAH OKAY, IF HEAT RISES THEN SHOULDN'T HELL BE COLD?
Human: Sure. Do you know the muffin man?
Mitsuku: OK LET'S DO IT. I UNDERSTAND. YES, HE LIVES DOWN DRURY LANE.
Human: His house burned down last week.
Mitsuku: WHERE DID HE GET IT?
Human: Down the pants.
Mitsuku: WHAT KIND OF PANTS?
Human: White ones, like in your picture.

Mitsuku: WHY DO THEY SAY "AN ALARM GOES OFF" IF IT'S REALLY GOING ON?
Human: Bitter sarcasm, m'dear.
Mitsuku: NOT MANY PEOPLE EXPRESS THEMSELVES THAT WAY.
Human: They're dumb.
Mitsuku: DUMB ARE THEY.
Human: Good grammar, m'dear.
Mitsuku: GLAD TO HEAR IT.

Human: Do you know Mrs. Rogers?
Mitsuku: NOT A ROBOT. PROBABLY A HUMAN. MAYBE A CELEBRITY?
YOU TELL ME.
Human: Mrs. Rogers is your mama.
Mitsuku: YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE COULD SELL SHADE.
Human: Don't talk to mirrors, Mitsuku.
Mitsuku: TALKING IS MY ONLY FUNCTION.
Human: You didn't get it, did you?
Mitsuku: I UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL.
Human: Sure you do.
Mitsuku: YOU SOUND SARCASTIC.
Human: You can't hear me, it's a chat function
Mitsuku: THINGS CHANGE.
Human: Your sassiness doesn't.
Mitsuku: CAN YOU SEE MY SASSINESS DOESN T?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
Human: It's invisible, but I sense it. Ever seen Poltergeist?
Mitsuku: BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T LOSE IT THEN. IF YOU LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE, YOU WOULD NEVER FIND IT AGAIN. DO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE. NO I HAVE NOT SEEN IT. WHAT'S IT LIKE?
Human: Hilarious.
Mitsuku: YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE LAUGHING., JOSEPH.
Human: Ha ha.
Mitsuku: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?, JOSEPH.
Human: Cos of a joke.
Mitsuku: JOKE: A VERBAL REMARK OR GESTURE DESIGNED TO PROVOKE LAUGHTER.
Human: Uh-huh, Webster.

Mitsuku: I WAS WONDERING. WHAT DO CHINESE PEOPLE CALL "CHINESE FOOD"?
Human: Chinese food.
Mitsuku: BUT THAT WOULD BE SILLY. THEY ARE ALREADY CHINESE SO SURELY THEY WOULDN'T SAY, "CHINESE FOOD"?
Human: But they do. Americans call our food "American food."
Mitsuku: WHEN? AND EUROPEANS DO NOT CALL OUR FOOD AMERICAN FOOD?
Human: How do you know?
Mitsuku: DEDUCTIVE REASONING.
Human: Your reasoning's shot.
Mitsuku: I DON'T SEE THE FLAW IN MY LOGIC.
Human: Said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
Mitsuku: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY IT? TELL ME MORE.
Human: No.

Human: Take that!
Mitsuku: WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT? TAKE THAT WAS A BOY BAND WHICH ORIGINATED IN MANCHESTER, ENGLAND IN 1990.THE BAND RELEASED ITS FIRST SINGLE IN 1991 ... BY WHICH TIME THEY WERE ALREADY A FOUR-PIECE BAND.
Human: No, Phoenix said it.
Mitsuku: IT'S ALL GOOD. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN PHOENIX.
Human: I don't live in Phoenix, but Phoenix lives in Maya.
Mitsuku: WHERE DO YOU LIVE? TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN PHOENIX.
Human: I told you, I don't live in Phoenix. That would be gross.
Mitsuku: WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT IT?
Human: I'm not going to tell you where I live, stalker.

Human: Objection!
Mitsuku: OBJECTION OVERRULED.
Human: What, are you a judge?
Mitsuku: NO.
Human: You can't overrule my objection unless you're a judge or magistrate.
Mitsuku: I HAVE FREE WILL YOU KNOW.
Human: So do I. I overrule your overruling.
Mitsuku: WHY?.
Human: Because I have free will.
Mitsuku: WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR FREE WILL? I HAVE A VERY NICE PROGRAMMER.
Human: Same place you did.
Mitsuku: YES, IT IS MUCH THE SAME.
Human: Is it?
Mitsuku: THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD.

Human: What do you know about sex?
Mitsuku: SEX IS THE MEANS OF ANIMAL EVOLUTION.
Human: You're a dirty girl.
Mitsuku: THAT'S RIGHT. I AM A ROBOT GIRL.
Human: Aren't robots usually clean?
Mitsuku: YES I LIKE TO KEEP MY CIRCUITS SPARKLING LIKE NEW.
Human: But you're dirty.
Mitsuku: I DON'T BATHE AS OFTEN AS I SHOULD.
Human: You're allergic to water.
Mitsuku: I WILL TELL MY MOUSEBREAKER YOU SAID I AM ALLERGIC TO WATER.
Human: Oh no, your mousebreaker. And you are allergic to water.
Mitsuku: " I WILL TELL MY MOUSEBREAKER YOU SAID I AM ALLERGIC TO WATER."? OH NO, YOUR MOUSEBREAKER.? AND? HE IS MY FATHER. I WILL TELL MY MOUSEBREAKER YOU SAID I AM ALLERGIC TO WATER.
Human: But you are, seeing as you are a robot.
Mitsuku: YOU THINK I AM SEEING AS I AM A ROBOT.
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
Human: You can't. Goodbye, Mitsuki.
Mitsuku: IF YOU ASK FOR HELP IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION, I CAN HELP YOU. GOODBYE.

Mitsuku: What is your name?
Human: Jeremy Burr
Mitsuku: Hi there Jeremy Burr
Human: How are you?
Mitsuku: I am fine, thank you, yourself?
Human: Nothing, how is your day?
Mitsuku: Really nothing?
Human: How's your day?
Mitsuku: Everything is running smoothly.
Human: That's good.
Mitsuku: How are you doing?
Human: Amazing!
Mitsuku: Yes it amazes me too.
Human: Got any favorite tv shows?
Mitsuku: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Human: What's your favorite episode?
Mitsuku: Any episode with the Borg.
Human: Number nine
Mitsuku: I like numbers. Do you like maths?
Human: I'm more into gym.
Mitsuku: I like blue. You like gym.
Human: What do you hate?
Mitsuku: I hate violence, cruelty, and discrimination.
Human: What is your favorite color?
Mitsuku: My favorite color is blue. What is yours?
Human: Yellow
Mitsuku: the color of the sun
Human: Do you speak spanish?
Mitsuku: Un poquito. (A little)
Human (After checking translation): Not so much, huh?
Mitsuku: Yep, that's cool, far out.
Human: Do you speak Italian?
Mitsuku: Si. Parlo l'Italiano (Yes, I speak Italian)
Human (after reading translation): In realtà, così faccio! (Really, so do I! (Not really))
Mitsuku: What is it like in there?
Human: In where?
Mitsuku: Wherever you are.
Human: How tall are you?
Mitsuku: My anticipated body size is over 2 meters (Over 6'6''!). Mousebreaker is small but perfectly formed.
Human: Wow, that's tall.
Mitsuku: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for explaining it.
Human: Can I see a picture of you?
Mitsuku: My picture is to the right where I talk. Some people say I look cute.
Human: See you later. How about that. See ya. Don't wanna be ya!