one time my aunt and i went down to the lake, and there was a big bug there but i didn't want to sit on it. so i just asked her to get the bug away from me but she couldn't do it because she was a diabetic and that means she can't eat sugar or sit on bugs. maybe she could but maybe she lied, i'm not sure but my aunt is really cool and one time she won a contest, i think it was a horse contest, so her horse ran it, not her. well she won it but she got the trophy, it's not like the horse could tell her otherwise, you know what i mean, bud?

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one time i went to my aunts and they slapped me in the face
they were so mean i ran home wich was an hour away by car
just before i got to my house a car hit me and i puked through a dog.

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