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Okay first of all if this is against the rules I'd like to apologize, but I read them and I didn't see anything against totally random stuff. So here goes!
Ever have those really strong urges to say something totally random and unrelated to... well, pretty much anything? I know I have. Sometimes when I can't control those urges I just start shouting at my sister about stupid things like "OMG that chair is so red!!! It's so red it might've been white at one point and then somebody died on it and bled all over it and now it's RED!"
So, here is a place where you can do that. And we won't judge you at all. (But please, we don't need to hear about anything sexual, violent, or suggestive in any way. This is still a Court Records forum, after all.)
I'll start.
This morning I was cooking breakfast for myself and then decided to form the ideal breakfast in my head. My ideal breakfast consists of three scrambled eggs with ketchup, four slices of crispy but not burnt bacon, three breakfast sausages cooked almost but not quite burnt, two slices of crispy toast with either peanut butter or cinnamon (depending on my mood), a ripe yellow banana, well-shaken orange juice with no pulp, and of course, milk. No coffee. Or tea. I never was a fan.
Why is it that every time I smell cleaning products I feel the urge to scrub the kitchen floor with a toothbrush while wearing yellow rubber gloves and listening to the Village People's "In the Navy"?137 days until AAI in the US! 