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Man Sues Bank of America for 1784 Billion Trillion DollarsTopic%20Title

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The lengths some people go to to make a quick buck!

I can't work out if this is interesting because it's ridiculous or if it's just ridiculous because it's interesting.

Perhaps I'm just baffled as to how anyone could look at that lawsuit and treat it legitimately with a straight face.
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I've seen alot of stupid claims.

But this one takes the cake.
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BOA doesn't even have that amount of money. That man is crazy.
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Bank of...what?
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ApollaJustice wrote:
BOK doesn't even have that amount of money. That man is crazy.


The world doesn't have that amount of money.
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Am I the only guy who thought of Dr. Evil when I read this topic?
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Am I the only guy who thought of Dr. Evil when I read this topic?


yes...without the holding the world ransom...but I could totally see this guy doing the pinky thing when he said the number he was suing for xD
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Your honor, my client would like to sue for *raises pinky* 1, 783 billion trillion dollars! Muahahahahaha
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The things people like this will do for attention amaze me.
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They don't :c

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"The guy wants more money than there is in the world"

"It would in fact take 5,247 super-rich, Bill Gates-filled planets to just barely cover Mr Chiscolm's demand for $1,784 billion trillion."

""If he thinks Bank of America has branches on every planet in the cosmos, then it might start to make some sense." (from another article)

This here just made my day.

Also, this guy must be seriously laughing his ass off while watching the news. Poor dude.
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That's just fucking ridiculous.

People are so fucked up. Really.
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Money Money Money Money Money

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Even I don't have that much money, and I'm Trillionare Ted for gods sakes.
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He should get fined (or sanctioned or w/e it is) for this. Let's go easy on him. How about just... 1784 million trilion dollars.
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They don't :c

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Bad Player wrote:
He should get fined (or sanctioned or w/e it is) for this. Let's go easy on him. How about just... 1784 million trilion dollars.


After all that must be pennies for him, right?
I mean, he's asking for $1784 billion trillion dollars for bad customer service, he must wipe his cat's ass with 1784 million trillion.
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Wow. It's that easy to make the news?
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I remember hearing about this over a month ago...

This man obviously requires a calculator.....and the Count......
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I think the economy is getting starting to get to people....

*head/desk*


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If he does win I'm sure one he won't get it all and two won't they have to change what they have to give him?

This isn't the first time I've seen someone trying to get a lot of money. Although it a lot less then this.

I like the money part of the article, trying to dumb it down to yotta
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1784 Billion Trillion Dollars!!!!!!! Me thinks someone blew all his money on weed
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WHO THE HELL DOES NEED SO MUCH MONEY!( I am talking about single person)
Give it to Africa or some other poor areas of the world!
They´d be rescued!
I wanna whip that guy and give him a mug! SO URGH!*shivers*GREEDY!
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Is that in Zimbabwe dollars?
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This is off-topic, but... every time I see the title, I read "Mary Sue".


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Yeah, you guys can carry on discussing now. >u>;
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Nii wrote:
This is off-topic, but... every time I see the title, I read "Mary Sue".


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Yeah, you guys can carry on discussing now. >u>;


Oh, I most defintely kept reading it that way too. You're not the only one.


And yeah, ridiculous article is ridiculous XD Sorry, I have little more to say. (I just wanted to agree with Nii.)
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There are people here in the Philippines who walk around the streets naked and he wants more than all of the world, land values included in the amount of money he requested! And so many people around here just suffered from Typhoon Ondoy....*sniffle* FOOLISH, CRUEL GREED!
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It wouldn't suprise me if the judge just threw the whole case out. Or if it went through the judge would only give him a couple thousand, if even that. Clearly he just wanted some attention (needless to say trolls aren't confined to the internet) :nick:
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I bet he'll win the 2010 Ig Nobel prize in mathematics for finding a use for large numbers outside of science.
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
WHO THE HELL DOES NEED SO MUCH MONEY!( I am talking about single person)
Give it to Africa or some other poor areas of the world!
They´d be rescued!
I wanna whip that guy and give him a mug! SO URGH!*shivers*GREEDY!
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...You realize that type of money is not even close to existing, right? :Hoboright:
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According to the article, his time to come up with a reason has come and gone. Any news on whether or not the judge threw out the case?
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They don't :c

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General Luigi wrote:
According to the article, his time to come up with a reason has come and gone. Any news on whether or not the judge threw out the case?


I couldn't find anything.
The media were probably just interested in the proposterous amount. I don't think they even recall it by now.
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Pffft..

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So much for the 'resession', eh?
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Now that's just greedy and downright stupid.
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At least he didn't ask for 1784 billion trillion and one.

If I had that much money I could afford a stealth bomber made of gold. And one for my brother too. As well as bribe some people to let me bomb all the capital cities on Earth. And that would take one hell of a bribe. Actually, it would take at least ten hells of bribes.
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This is awesome! moar plox!

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Ha-ha, really... maybe he wants to give 60% of that money to charities? That means he'd have 40% left, let's say he keeps 10% to himself. The other 30% he's going to give to poor people, or just to random people. This person is obviously retarded though.
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Floran wrote:
Ha-ha, really... maybe he wants to give 60% of that money to charities? That means he'd have 40% left, let's say he keeps 10% to himself. The other 30% he's going to give to poor people, or just to random people. This person is obviously retarded though.

When somebody sues something like that, one would ceratinly hope that it's be going to good causes.
But more than likely, it's going on a new yacht.
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DeMatador wrote:
General Luigi wrote:
According to the article, his time to come up with a reason has come and gone. Any news on whether or not the judge threw out the case?


I couldn't find anything.
The media were probably just interested in the proposterous amount. I don't think they even recall it by now.

I'm not surprised. The media rarely covers the aftermath of stories--and when they do, it's usually far from the headlines.

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justis76 wrote:
Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
WHO THE HELL DOES NEED SO MUCH MONEY!( I am talking about single person)
Give it to Africa or some other poor areas of the world!
They´d be rescued!
I wanna whip that guy and give him a mug! SO URGH!*shivers*GREEDY!
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...You realize that type of money is not even close to existing, right? :Hoboright:

I know but I simply wanted to write my opinion
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My god. I don't think even the entire earth costs that much.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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People will do anything to get rich nowadays.
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