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Author:  Franzise Deauxnim [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:00 pm ]
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Story, although the subject pretty much says it all.

This is kind of like someone getting shot and having their family turn around and sue the gun maker. Only worse.

Author:  Electroboy [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:17 pm ]
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*facepalm*

Author:  Arukidasu [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:50 pm ]
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Is there no hope?

Author:  Mr. Anderson [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:15 pm ]
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We have to be fucking warned of this shit. God forbid we know that you aren't supposed to continually smash a bat into a kid's face.

Author:  Arukidasu [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:59 pm ]
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Mr. Anderson wrote:
We have to be fucking warned of this shit. God forbid we know that you aren't supposed to continually smash a bat into a kid's face.

It obviously needs to labled in great big yellow and red words.

~Do not hit people with bats. However, if this unfortanate event occurs, you can always sue the company for your idiocy~

That kinda thing.

Author:  Judgemaster64 [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:04 pm ]
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I wonder how they found out balls go faster with metal then wood? Also how they know it wouldn't do the same damn thing I.E. killing the guy in the same way.

Author:  General Luigi [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:08 pm ]
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The bat itself didn't kill him; it simply hit the ball that took his life. Heck, why aren't they suing the company that made the baseballs? If the ball had been softer, he wouldn't have died. While they're at it, why don't they sue for baseball players to be required to wear helmets and masks at all times so if they're hit on the head with a baseball, they won't get hurt? And how about the batter? If the batter had swung a little earlier or a little later, the ball would have missed Patch's head completely. Clearly, the batter's also responsible.

Author:  Judgemaster64 [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:12 pm ]
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General Luigi wrote:
The bat itself didn't kill him; it simply hit the ball that took his life. Heck, why aren't they suing the company that made the baseballs? If the ball had been softer, he wouldn't have died. While they're at it, why don't they sue for baseball players to be required to wear helmets and masks at all times so if they're hit on the head with a baseball, they won't get hurt? And how about the batter? If the batter had swung a little earlier or a little later, the ball would have missed Patch's head completely. Clearly, the batter's also responsible.



shhh don't give them any more ideas.

Author:  antonis [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:31 pm ]
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Shouldnt he have been wearing a helmet or something?

Author:  Regy Rusty [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:51 pm ]
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Right because pitchers wear helmets. >>

But seriously, this was clearly a freak accident. It's too bad that the kid died but suing the bat company is pretty stupid. Wooden bats can break and fly off in strange directions and possibly hit or impale people. I didn't see anything in the story indicating why wooden bats would be safer. Playing sports in any situation has inherent risks.

Author:  Electroboy [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:56 pm ]
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I love the sensitive title of this thread.

Author:  KrazyKaro [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:08 pm ]
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I think this is an awsome story.
Maybe the perants should sue whever made the ball aswell?
And yeah, whatever sport you play can be dangerous. My mate broke his leg during football but he didn't go and sue the school, or ball company. And what diffrence does the bat make?
I mean whatever one you use it's still going to hurt.

Author:  Louise [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:00 pm ]
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When I first read "bat" I thought it meant the animal.

Author:  L_J [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:37 pm ]
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aluminum bats can kill people. never would've known.

Author:  Catgrenade [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:56 pm ]
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Whenever somebody dies, the family ALWAYS finds that someone deserves to get sued.

Author:  neoswordmaster [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:01 pm ]
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Oy, this is probably the most idiotic ruling I've ever heard of.

Author:  Johnny Rotan [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:02 pm ]
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Image

What's next? Bat control? Will there be an age restriction on them now?

Author:  Pierre [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:05 pm ]
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I dunno....the whole death thing is pretty serious.

However it's been fine for years right?
I can see why the family would want retribution and have a case for it.

Author:  Catgrenade [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:15 pm ]
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Pierre wrote:
I dunno....the whole death thing is pretty serious.

However it's been fine for years right?
I can see why the family would want retribution and have a case for it.


But he was caught in a bad incident, and they don't need to sue the bat company.

That's like someone falling down a flight of stairs to their death and suing the builder of the house.

Author:  Franzise Deauxnim [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:20 pm ]
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electroboy wrote:
I love the sensitive title of this thread.

Tact has always been one of my strong points.

Author:  Coffee Prosecutor [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:22 pm ]
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electroboy wrote:
*facepalm*

Author:  Yaragorm [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:48 pm ]
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loobywright wrote:
When I first read "bat" I thought it meant the animal.

Me too...

This is another example of Americans believing they can blame other people for their problems by suing random parties...

Author:  Pierre [ Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:00 am ]
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Catgrenade wrote:
Pierre wrote:
I dunno....the whole death thing is pretty serious.

However it's been fine for years right?
I can see why the family would want retribution and have a case for it.


But he was caught in a bad incident, and they don't need to sue the bat company.

That's like someone falling down a flight of stairs to their death and suing the builder of the house.


Maybe but the family probably looks at it since the bat was designed to make it dangerously fast.

Like your metaphor except the builder designed the stairs poorly making folk likely to trip.

Author:  DeMatador [ Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:04 am ]
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loobywright wrote:
When I first read "bat" I thought it meant the animal.


Thanks to this situation, after reading "bat company" I left out a "What the fuck?". Then I realized it was the baseball stick.

Anyway, the whole topic is just sad. Sad in the death thing, and sad that they won. Very sad.

Author:  Kartoon Kween [ Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:06 am ]
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At least they'll be able to pay for the funeral now.

Author:  DoMaya [ Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:55 am ]
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I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!

I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!!!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes


I sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
everytime my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck
--
Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!

Author:  Yaragorm [ Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:07 am ]
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...........................................................................................................I enjoyed it......

Author:  Judgemaster64 [ Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:16 am ]
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DoMaya wrote:
Spoiler:
I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!

I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!!!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes


I sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
everytime my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck
--
Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!



Now in video format

Author:  DoMaya [ Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:22 am ]
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I told you it was worth waiting for the movie.

nobody reads anymore

Author:  General Tommy [ Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:33 pm ]
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It's sad, how pathetic our law system can be.

This seems almost as bad as the woman who sued McDonald's for having hot coffee...WHEN SHE SPILLED IT ON HERSELF. In a STATIONARY CAR. Sad part is, she won.

Author:  justis76 [ Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:36 pm ]
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DoMaya wrote:
I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!

I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!!!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes


I sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
everytime my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck
--
Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!


I don't even like Weird Al, but I love that song. If only because it involves law to a degree. And it parodies RAtM. And it makes me laugh when I wonder if he could actually win those lawsuits.

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