I wonder if there's anybody who hasn't heard about this yet.

On February 10th, readwriteweb.com posted an article about how Facebook was partnering with AOL. Some Facebook users who are unable to bookmark sites or enter the URL into the adress bar googled "Facebook login". Well, it just happened to be that on that day the RWW article was posted, and it took Facebook's spot as the first search result. So these Facebook users clicked on the RWW article, not paying attention to the URL. Apperently they thought RWW was the new Facebook, and mistook its "Facebook Connect" feature for the Facebook login. Then, when they couldn't log in, they were enraged and complained in the comments!
The article

EDIT: UNbelievable. Apparently on Feb. 9th, a website named Khabrein.info posted a similar article. Of course, THE SAME THING HAPPENED (although this time it was much smaller, explaining why the second occurence was much more well-known).
The article on Khabrein
Khabrein quotes:

-"What have you done to us? Give us back our old version of FB. We really really hate this new one.Some things are best left alone. Listen to the out cry. Mary P. MI"

-"I do not want to read news on Facebook. I want my home page back?"

-"So far I don't care for this at all. I can't find my friends, I can't get to my site, if it isn't broken don't fix it."

-"Every time there is a change, for the better in my opinion, lots of people complain. They wouldn't change it if it wasn't beneficial to us but people get set in there ways. Conservatism rules most peoples lives it seems. I'm all for beneficial change and the new layout feels simple and easier to use."

-"this is awful. more useless crap i don't want. if i wanted news info i would go somewhere else, but i don't want it, any of it. thanks for spoiling my one outlet in life."

-"This new facebook homepage is a joke! I like the other format better. I miss out on a lot of information, can't find my friends etc. Postings end up either on the news feed or your profile. I comment on something someone posted on my wall and my answer doesn't show."

-"How do you get to the games?"

-"You are loosing users and increasing the number of users for Twitter. Not a good business move at all! People are not getting the post until days later, it's crap. They should have left it the way is was before the change in October."

-"Attention retards, This is not facebook. This is a news-article about facebooks new changes. You can login to facebook at http://facebook.com/ If you cannot differentiate between a news article and facebook - you probably voted for George Bush."

-"how do I get to my facebook page????? What is wrong with you people??"

-"I don't like Facebook's new logo. Why did they change their name to Khabrein!!!???"

-"I don;t understand, new facebook sucks! WHere are all of my friends and why are there all these ads for khabrein? How to I get to my LOGIN?!?!?!?!?"

-"so am i logged in if so this is crap"

-"I kind of like the upgrade, myself. Nice new interactive features. Way to go, facebooK!!!!! Hey, who are all of these people commenting on my wall, anyways/??!!!!"

-"The people complaining here are just joking, right? Oh God, please tell me no one is that retarded."

-"WTF IS THIS AND HOW LOGIN MAFIA WARS THIS IS SO STUPID FACEBOOK YOU NEED TO GO TO THE OLD WAY!"

I'm sorry, I'm cracking up over here...

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Fafebook lol

But I'd not heard of this. Hilarious.

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I am ashamed, as both a human being and as someone with a facebook.

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Hilarious to see how many people complain about how they need to log into FB. Like it's so important.

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STFU BITCH
J00 just jealousing coz u out of da loop.

Get FB U LUDDITE.

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Nuooo. D= You just want more people to friend. Who wants to fall for that?

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Ha.
That's all.

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I just started reading the comments and I already found some classic quotes:


"I truly love Faceback.I am able to talk to more then one person."

"I WANT THE OLD FAFEBOOK BACK THIS SHIT IS WACK!!!!!"

"EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!1111"

"I just want to log in to Facebook - what with the red color and all? LOLLLOLOL!!!!!111"

"wtf is this bullshttttttttttt all about. can i get n plzzzzzzzzz"

"IAM NEW AT FACEBOOK NOW WITH CHANGES IAM LOSSSSSSSSST!"

"LIKED THE OLD FACEBOOK SING IN............."

"i need the old facebook this new one is very bad bbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"I JUST WANT TO LOGIN IN TO FACEBOOK!"

"OK can I long in now"

"I am not happy!!!,I was starting to feel comfortable with it now I am all confuse How do I sign in?"

"all I want to do is lon in to y home page"

"Why couldn't you just leave well enough alone!!!" (I just love this one)

"why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"...'If it an't broke why fix it?'"

"this is just way to funny........."

"Hola a todos es un dia muy hermoso" Translation: "Hello everyone it's a beatiful day"

"Nothing like being taken hostage on our own computer :-("

"O HAI GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?"

"Seams like all of the comets i read agree with me you people messed up royal i was enjoying facebook now i am thinking of getting rid of it all"

"LOVE FACE BOOK CONNECTED W/PEOPLE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL W/ESPECIALY ONE CLOSE FRIEND.KNOW LET ME LOG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"This is what happens when people use Google to enter sites instead of typing it on their address bar...

Damn you all Farmville users..."


All this in the first 50 comments!!

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Hahahahaha.

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There's no limits of human stupidity.. xD Trolls are great though.

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Time for more epic quotes!

-"Quit this carp and let me sign in!"

-"i liked the old way better what advantages do we have with the new way takes to long to sign in fix it back"

-"dont like new face book"

-"I am going to delete my account (IF I CAN EVER LOG IN) as this SUCKS BIG TIME ! If this does not get back to NORMAL you are going to lose a lot of folks who hate this and as you can see from all the comments they think it sucks too !!! facebook was great for connecting with old friends ...now, NOT SO MUCH. SO HOW DO I LOG IN ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

-"this sucksssss how do i get on my screen?"

-"Looking good"

-"bring me back old facebook
this is sheet"

-"hello i want in now whats goin on,jus wen i wasstartin 2 ike it"

-"im glad im not da only one mad
hopefuly it might get us somewhermayb"

-"on a big snow storm????????????????????????"

-"I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK PAGE , IN FACT I HAVE STARTED TO VISIT IT LESS, BECAUSE IT IS A HASSLE"

-"Who's idea was this?? Hope he's not too big to fire cause he just LOST a bunch of faithful users. Chances are it'll never be the same as it was before....cya"

-"This is a waste of everyone's time!!! Fix this fast!!"

-"this is a bunch of bullsh--! am i loged in?"

-"The new facebook is ok"

-"ummm guys? Everyone realizes this page is not Facebook right? To login to Facebook, go to Facebook, and use the login option. This is a blog post about Facebook which references logging in. "

-" just want to get on fb and what a mess this is. How do you get on? Help"

-"what the f*ck!!!!!~!~" (quote edited to remove foul language)

-"I was having a bad day before I saw this thread. Feeling better now. Thanks, all of you! Awesome comments thread XD"

-"Why do all these people think RWW is Facebook? What search term are they putting into Google to get to this page?"

-"i dont like the new" (Yes, that was the entire comment)

-"im going back to my f*ckin space u ass holes have to f*ck up a good this !!!!! dumn asses" (quote edited to remove foul language)

-"This is the most awesome comment thread ever. Thank you everyone for making my day.

I know the Interwebs can be confusing and what's with all these boxes at the top of your browser window?"

-"hello"

-"for those of you that want to get in face book now just go to Bing..put in face book and search (or it will pop up) hit on face book login and it takes you to your password page...i did it....
if this ever gets back to normal I will use the address bar from now on....." (This user can't put 2 & 2 together)

-"...There is just way too much epic hilarity in this thread -- blog comment GOLD."

-"This is too funny. No, really, it's TOO funny. The desperation in the voices of those separated from their beloved Facebook. The nearly crack-like addiction apparent in their comments. The bizarro lack of awareness of where they are (as in, not at the Facebook site). Love the Farmville comment Rodrigo!"

-"I can only assume these idiots are typing "facebook login" into google.
This made my day... people are hilarious. I find it even funnier that they read presumably read the post, found a comment box, and posted a comment, all without figuring out they weren't actually on Facebook."

-"Ok so just when i thought I had about 65% learned facebook, you go and change stuff. No fair."

-"Ha ha, you forgot to tell all these users to not just type http://www.facebook.com into their browser, but to right click and bookmark/favorite/whatever facebook and use that bookmark so they never do something as stupid as using google to find facebook again (and don't encourage them to do that, using google to find a site you probably go to frequently is silly). Seems like Facebook didn't win any fans over with that last update, though. "

-"oh facebook. I hope you realize you have many miles to go before many of your users figure out FB connect. meanwhile let me just say WHEREZ MY FACEBOOK I WANNA LET ME IN SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

-"Agreed! Best comment thread ever. How do more of these people not get caught up in phishing schemes?"

-"All well and good but all I want to do is sign in and play My Farmville game now how do I get on."

Comments 50-100. I love how none of them read the comments that explicitly say "This is not Facebook!".

The following update was made to the RWW article.

-"Dear visitors from Google. This site is not Facebook. This is a website called ReadWriteWeb that reports on news about Facebook and other Internet services. You can however click here and become a Fan of ReadWriteWeb on Facebook, to receive our updates and learn more about the Internet. To access Facebook right now, click here. For future reference, type "facebook.com" into your browser address bar or enter "facebook" into Google and click on the first result. We recommend that you then save Facebook as a bookmark in your browser."

EDIT: I don't like the new Facebook. Why did they change their name to Court Records?
EDIT 2:
As Google Trends would have it, a lot of people search for "facebook login". Apperently, this is especially popular in the UK...
Article on KnowYourMeme
EDIT 3: Apparently this wasn't the first time this happened... http://www.khabrein.info/news/New_Facebook_homepage__new_Facebook_changes_and_new_Facebook_login_page__Google_Facebook_on_a_warpath_1265743727/

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Okay, this is actually pretty awesome. Not only because of the hilarious comments, but also because of all the idiots it got to quit "facebook"! I mean, really. These are the people who choose typing "www.google.com" and then "facebook login", along with a few clicks, instead of typing "www.facebook.com"


Hmm... Maybe they should pull this kind of carp and sheet more often.

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Yes, undoubtedly this has made Facebook a better place.

Quote time!

-"This reminds me of an article I read recently about the ever-escalating rate of illiteracy in America. It makes you wonder how these people ever make it down the street alive, much less how they are able to log into Facebook."

-"Wow. I can't decided if most of these comments are real or not. Either way, it definitely made my day."

-"i need help with my next hit on mafiawarz TO. FAR BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL."

-"I've never seen so many captials and typos all at once."

-"How do I login to Facebook? what's the new url :P"

-"I understood the old Facebook interface. The UI is not user friendly and difficult to navigate. The new interface has some kind of atlas-like graphic with icons that look like little people with dotted lines between them. Tried clicking on those but they don't do anything. Where do I enter my password for authentication, that is a challenge."

-"Can't figure out if this is for real, or some big joke coordinated by some silly internet forum (4chan anyone?)."

-"By March, Facebook will be out of business, and RWW will have 400 million users. You'll have to build a datacenter just to host this comment thread."

-"Everyone who can't figure out that this is a blog post about Facebook, not Facebook itself, is actually prevented from finding Facebook and logging in! Which means-- think about this, world! -- we don't have to read their status updates anymore!"

-"It's no fun when you break my toys.Very bad move on facebook part."

-"DO ANYBODY NO HOW TO GET TO FLAKEBOOK?"

-"GIVE ME MY OLD FACEBOOK BACK YOU STEAL MY SHIT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL FLIP A LID YOU STALKER.

SRSLY."

-"WHERE IS TEH KENNY LOGINS?

GIMME TEH KENNY LOGINS!"

-"where do i login at?DAMN MAN!!"

-"The Internet is Serious Business"

-"This thread reminds me of the time my grandfather typed his phone number into the microwave's keypad, then wondered why his kitchen was on fire.

(Seriously, that happened.)"

-"Once more with feeling for the hard of thinking: This is not Facebook. You've as much chance of signing into Facebook from here as you would have if you rocked on up to Sainsbury.co.uk.

Also:

Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."

-"I want this moment to last forever."

-"Who knew it would be so much fun to witness such a conglomeration of mistaken Facebook (or Fafebook or Flakebook or other mispellings) addicts come together in confused irritation being misled into demanding this blog rectify the problem of not being able to log into Facebook from a non-Facebook site. I didn't. But it was. Could be the start of a new internet meme. Must keep eyes peeled now.

Thanks for the smiles."

-"...could the good people at ReadWriteWeb please arrange for the same thing to happen to Twitter next?"

It's obvious that some of these posts are fake (i.e. "FLAKEBOOK"), but it's still funny. 4chan is going to LOVE this.

EDIT: I STILL DOESNT UNDERSTOOND WHY FACEBROOCH CHANGE IT'S NAME TO CORT RECORDZ. AND WHEN DID ALL U POEPLE BECAME Y FREINDZ!!!!!?????

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I'm having the time of my life reading the comments on the article.

In fact this is the best advertising RWW could have ever had, as I'm now considering using the site myself.

Fantastic.

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I'm sorry, I can't stop quoting these guys.

-"WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON WITH THIS FACEBOOK.. FIRST YOU WANNA CHARGE NA YOU WANNA NOT LET US LOG IN..... UGH STOP CHANGIN IT I LIKE THE OLD FB.... IF YOU ARE THE NEW OWNER YOU SUCK AND I WISH YOU WOULD CREATE UR OWN SHTY AND LEAVE FB ALONE LOSER........."

-"My daughters&sons show me how 2 use facbook,Iwas confuse then now i'm really confuse just let me log in the old way this way really sucks!!!!!!!!"

-"Please get these people off of my Internet."

-"Slogan suggestion
Facebook: You need to be this dumb to enter"

-"it never fails the crappy aol that nobody likes teams up with facebook which everybody likews then change it all around" (does anybody know what likews means?)

-"Perhaps this could lead to a newbie's rights campaign to [place] compulsory Facebook login boxes at the top of every web page?"

-"Thanks for getting rid of all that Farmville crap"

-"Somebody is taking over Google!"

-"make log in easier
Make sign up easier & quicker"

-"I need help?????????" (Evidently this user isn't sure if they need help or not)

-"I especially enjoyed how in your added "Idiot Instructions" (TM) you used the ubiquitous and incredibly accessible "Click here". I'm not convinced that this is enough however. Perhaps add a flashing banner on the right which proclaims that readers are the 1 millionth visitor this month and have won a free FaceBook account? That should deal to them."

-"Is RRW working with Google to ensnare all Facebook members to improve the all Caps Lock comment rate?"

-" think this is a great case study on how much more interaction users will do if they have an easy comment system that doesn't require a login or registration.

When I google 'facebook login' the first hit I get is:
http://www.khabrein.info/news/New_Faceb ... 265743727/
Now the khabrein.info site only have one comment to their post, and it of course says 'help'.

But think of it #1 and #2 hits for the same query - and yet, #2 RWW is the one getting SO MANY comments. I think this goes to show how much easier and freeier (for better or worse) users feel to comment when they don't have to go through a registration process first. " (Again, the Khabrein article has some funny comments too)

-"...they had to LOG IN TO [Facebook] to...leave their comment[.] Oh, the irony."

-"I like thr old way to sign in this sucks big time let me in" (still people who aren't reading the comments or the "'Idiot Instructions' (TM)")

-"this is not a good thing i just don't think u have thought this thru. I haven't made a decision yet but i might give facebook up this is too much trouble"

-"I hate all this changing. Just looking for a way to log in.This is very frustrating!! This is ridiculous. Are you looking for people to get disgusted and use another site?" (the irony is that she already is on another site)

-"YOU [F*CKING] IDIOTS! IT'S A [F*CKING] BLOG ABOUT FACEBOOK. GO TO FACEBOOK.COM."

-"DAM!" (Which dam? Hoover dam? Some other dam?)

-"Might I suggest you write the URL for Facebook on the palm of your hand?"

-"I thought that I was the only one. How do we get in?" (No, you're not the only one who isn't reading the article or the comments)

-"THIS Sh-- sucks when can i find the place to login so i can Delete MY Facebook Page and all my contents.I personaly don't need this Headach.Posted 02-10-10 ELM " (I'm sorry, I thought you were going to Delete SOMEONE ELSE'S Facebook Page. It's giving me a Headach)

-"i dont like this new changes i like the way was before and now is a disaster at list live the page the same of before i dont' care if they change the owner.ok?bye now hope you go back the same of before" (Why couldn't you just leave well enough alone!!!)

-"TYPE "FACEBOOK.COM" IN THE ADDRESS BAR IN YOUR BROWSER

HOLY *[F*CK]*"

-"Won't somebody please think of the children?" (That's right! The "chrilden" need to access their FB! If they don't, they'll die!!!)

-"And these are just the ones who figured out the comment system!!

Just add a Farmville button to your blog and be done with it." (Imagine... THERE ARE ONES WHO DIDN'T FIGURE OUT THE COMMENT SYSTEM!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

-"For the sake of humanity I hope that every idiot posting 'help' after page 3 is a troll. Please, oh please. Please. Don't be real."

-"Whoever said "I want this moment to last forever", thank you for making me literally chuckle out loud.

This is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen."

I wish FLAKEBOOK users would get caught up in more carp and sheet. This is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's so DAM funny it made my Headach go away.

Also, I think "Why couldn't you just leave well enough alone!!!" should become an internet meme. Who agrees with me?

EDIT: Edited so I wouldn't have to double-post.
MOAR QUOTES

-"I'm not very pleased now w/ the new facebook. Simplified? Well, I'm not so sure. I typed a message to my daughter and went to send it and could not fine a SEND button!! I couldn't even close the message box and had to close the whole site and log back online. AARRRGGHHHH! Please, let me know where it went."

-"I like the other way better,,,, this is way to much to
go thru just to log on to facebook" (Really,,,, I don't think so.)

-"Is there light at the end of the Stupid tunnel?

This site isn't on top of google searches anymore, there's a warning in the article, AND there are tonnes of comments ridiculing them, yet.. it doesn't end!

Thanks for the laughs though!"

-"I'm only the 20th person to complain, but it took four tries." (Wait for it...)
-"that was supposed to say 207th. Am I being edited?" (Of course, these two were posted by the same user)

-"OOOOHHH NOESSSSSSSS MY FACEBOOK!!!" (He was only the 207th person to complain, but it took four tries)

-"I THINK THERE JUST WANT TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES WE SAY IT SUCK. THERE BORED"

-"the joke is on the one's who cant figure it out.)fb is sittin back laughin"

-"Good news! I found out how to get the old Facebook back!

I just need your bank details to authorise the change.

Email me your bank account number, online banking password, facebook username and password and your home address and I'll get back to you in 5 minutes with your old familiar Facebook!" (I wonder if any of them fell for that... NO... they couldn't be that stupid... could they? In any case, DO NOT EMAIL THIS PERSON!!! AT ALL!!!)

-"This sucks so bad!!!! Time to go back to MYSPACE!!!" (Wait for it...)
-"This sucks!!! Time to go back to MYSPACE" (Believe it or not, these two were posted by two DIFFERENT users! Consecutively!)

-"Just post your Facebook username and password here and one of our support technicians will be in touch.

-Facebook support team" (Thankfully, none of them fell for this one)

-" I JUST WANT TO SIGN IN and eerytime I try to get on lately it has changed."

-"THIS SUCCCCKKKKSS!!!"

-"i do not loke it"

-"Soon Google will buy facebook and we'll all be surfing the web from within googleface. But the real topic should be..where's our @facebook.com email address's at!? That's what I'm waiting for. "

-"Facebook is fo=0ckin homo and not in a good way. NOW LET ME SIGHNS IN !!11111LOLCOPTER"

-"This is what happens when people no longer know how to do anything for themselves, like reading or paying attention to what link they are clicking to get somewhere.

Perhaps this is the 'evil' side of google?"

-"Why have you messed up login, when I just get used to familiar with it??????????????????? Cut the bu-- sh--." (Cut the bush!)

-"Now I know why Facebook doesn't give a d*mn about its users. (during redesign/privacy) I mean look at them. Whining about facebook login at RWW! The just redefined the word literacy."

-"Where'd ya put my Facebook page?" (The name of the user who posted this is... Sarah Palin)

-"This comment thread is a perfect demonstration of how Sarah Palin will be elected President in 2012. If you’re not smart enough to type, wait for it, "facebook.com" into a web browser, you sure as hell shouldn’t be able to vote."

-"hi"

-"This thread is internet Darwinism. Those that haven't figured out that dang address bar at the top of their browser simply cannot access the website they're trying to get to, thus weeding out the less tech savvy from that website, or (hopefully) elevate their level of savviness to where they can once again log in." (Evolution in action! Natural Selection, anyone?)

I'm bawling over here!

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those quotes made my day

This is too funny. It's become an Internet meme in a few days and people are STILL POSTING. Now I understand why so many people get their FB accounts hacked and get scammed by the "Queen of Nigeria" or whatever. You know what they say...
"Get A Brain!
Morans"

I have this strange urge to place a silly comment on there...

This is some funny shit though.

EDIT: See comment 1860, page 38. Heh heh heh.

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Fun thread is fun. I can't believe how retarded some people are, damn, hilarious stuff.
EDIT: heh, i saw ur post dudeeeeee aboveee me!!!!111111

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Ridiculing Facebook users is like shooting fish in a barrel.

YES

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Hurr Hurr

-"DO ANYBODY NO HOW TO GET TO FLAKEBOOK?"

-I truly love Faceback.I am able to talk to more then one person.

My favourites

A lot of people seem to think it's sheet.

Ugh the grammar hurts my eyes still convincing me that stupidity levels on the internet are still an all time high...and I was thinking they'd dropped recently.

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ZOMG I WANT MY OLD COURT-RECORDS BACK!!! THE FINGER THING IS SO GAAAAAY!!!
(just jking, i love it really)

Awesomely facepalm-worthy.
*facepalm*

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[img]
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0 ... morans.jpg[/img]

People are so stupid.

Exactly. And I have a Facebook account.

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Aww man, I hope you did this on purpose XD


EDIT: lmao Ceres >.<

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Lol my friend does that.

Them comments are LMAO.

HAI GUYZ LOOK I GOOGALED FAICBUKE LOGING AND I CLICKED ON TEH FIRST RASULT,,,, AND THE URL WUZ READRITEWEB. WAI FRAKEBOOM CHANGE IS NAME 2 KHABREIN DEN CORT RECORDZ THEN 2 REEADWITEWAB????????????????????????????? I DONT GEN IT AND I CANT LOGGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for more QUOTES!

-"I TRULY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I FEEL LIKE CURSING SOMEBODY OUT!!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN GET TO MY WALL OR ANYTHING !!!! I FEEL LIKE I'V BEEN PUNKED PUT IT BACK LIKE IT WAS!!! YA'LL ACT LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN TO COURT OR SOMETHING ,I DON'T HAVE THIS KINDA TIME TO BE FOOLING ARROUND ALL I WANT TO DO IS GAIN ACCESS TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE WHAT'S REALLY UP????????" (WHY IS EVERY POST IN ALL CAPS???????????????????)

-"I do not like this new Facebook...........it keeps feeding me postings that i have no interest in....it is a pain in the rear end to get to friends and I cannot get to the few games that I would like to play with friends."

-"WTF this SUCKS" (WHY DOES EVERY POST HAVE THE WORD SUCKS IN IT????????????????)

-"Frustrating ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

-"Everyone go uprank this on Google, I want this to go on forever!"

-"I don't know how any of you even manage to turn a computer on. This is so scary."

-"I think [this thread is] going to be referenced for years to come."

-"Seriously, we need to help these people. Otherwise how are they going to post stupid things on Facebook for us to laugh at on Lamebook and Failbooking?"

-"this retarded i have not got much time for this ihave 4 children who demand my time! what ever u guys r doin could u like do this yesterday?"

-"This is NOT Facebook, it is readwriteweb! if [you] want Facebook, go to Facebook, you morons!"

-"I HATE FB NOW. WHY DID THEY F*CK WITH SOMETHING SO GOOD"

-"Holy crap, I've never seen so many idiots in one place before."

-"WHY'WHY WHY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE CAN YOU JUST PUT FB BACK THE WAY IT WAS AND LET ME IN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-"thanks I just want to quickly check something and I have to go thru all this not happy"

-"Oh my f*cking god, this is still going on? Hahaha

I need to become a Nigerian scammer."

-"This made my day! Even when the last comment is one that spells out that this is NOT FACEBOOK, people immediately jump right in complaining about not being able to log in to Facebook!"

-"In 10 years from now, people will still talk about this legendary thread. I now officially declare myself a part of it. Amen."

-"Really? You can figure out how to post comments on a blog, but can't figure out you're not on the Facebook site. I despair for the (sub)human race. And to think I once played Farmville..."

-"How did they find their way to the computer shop?"

-"Each one of these Facebook imbeciles needs removing from the gene pool before they outnumber the rest of us...

It's quite frankly unbelievable they've managed to switch the computer on, let alone open a web browser and operate a keyboard."

-"help why can't I log-in to face book"

-"Duuuuuuude! Loving this New Facebook

This has now become the new place to drop my daily thoughts. Much easier on the eye than Facebook classic.

And... look at all the friends I now have.

Are we cool about downloading nude photos? I'm sure I have some dwarf porn stashed away somewhere that could be of interest.

TAKE MY QUIZ!!!!

1. Who was the first actor to have a talking screen role?
2. What was the 4th highest mountain in India in 1934?
3. Which species of bird can use tools?
4. By the end of 2009 how many women had reached the South pole? (and only those alive at the time they did)
5. In 1998 how many covers of TIME magazine featured a foreign personality.
6. What was the last book written by Roald Dahl?
7. What was the Cat in the Hat's other name?
8. Which Dinosaur ceased to exist in 2001 as it was proven finally never to have existed at all?
9. Why was the capital of Brazil changed from Rio de janiro?
10. Are you happy?"

-"And for our 300th commenter, we have a special priiiiiiiize! Their very own LINK TO FACEBOOK!

Yes, you heard us right, folks. With this link, they'll be able to log in to Facebook any time, any where!"

LATEST POST:
-"I for one am soooooo happy that somebody cares enough to keep my facebook right on the cutting edge of techmologies. keep up the good work and shoot me an e mail when i can log into my page." (OMG there are still people who think it's facebook!!!)


I just came up with a 1-question IQ test.


EDIT:

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I hate you already.

I googled "Facebook login" and this wasn't the first result. ;(

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It's not the first result anymore, but it was on that day. The strange thing is that people are still posting there thinking that it's facebook.

And the comments aren't funny after the fifth page. Oh well.

Edit: 100th post!

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They're just trolling. =) I think that people, who was really thinking that it's facebook was only on the first few pages.

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Probably. The bad thing is that a lot of the time it's obvious when they're trolls (i.e. DO ANYBODY NO HOW TO GET TO FLAKEBOOK) and it's not funny, especially when they're just repeating what other users have said.

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I think the people here are too easily amused, the comments were never that funny.

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Yeah, I guess the funny part wasn't the comments but rather the fact that these people somehow managed to google "facebook login", click on the first result without reading it, immediately assume they were on Facebook despite a completely different design, logo, AND EVEN NAME, then proceed to pay no attention whatsoever to comments that say "THIS ISN'T FACEBOOK N00BZ" and even a message in the article saying that it wasn't Facebook, then somehow figure out the comment system, login, then leave a comment IN ALL CAPS, with type-o's (speled rong on perpas), and with the word "SSSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!" in it.

You made my day worthwhile ^_^

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I forgot something. Khabrein was the 1st result on Google that day. That means that they had to click on Khabrein, somehow figure out that it wasn't Facebook, go back, click on RWW, and immediately assume it was Facebook.
How can someone be smart AND dumb?

I think by that time 90% of those guys were mocking the idiocy of those before them.

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