WAFFLEZ
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere
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Joined: Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:11 am
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-Why ask why?
-If aspirins come in childproof containers why do bullets come in a box?
-Shouldn't the Society of Indexers be called "Indexers, Society of"?
-Is Elvis Alive?
I forgot the rest of my one hundred forty something stupid questions...
How 'bout some messed up newspaper headlines like (these are all true):
-Hilary Clinton On Welfare
-Fountain Of Youth Found In NYC Subway Toilet
-Woodchucks Can Chuck Wood!!!
etc.
If you know any, post them here(and get a good laugh)!
PCHOOO
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:51 pm
Posts: 1285
Here's my funny question:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Call me when you know the answer.
OTTF?
Gender: Female
Location: Weld County, CO
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:28 am
Posts: 172
My brother-in-law's hobby is writing down stupid questions he hears from tourists in his mountain town.
"At what altitude do the deer turn into elk?"
"Can we keep the altitude out of our car if we keep the windows rolled up?"
"Where do they put the moguls in the summer?"
What the Devil is going on here?
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:18 am
Posts: 905
"What mean person put an 's' in lisp?"
There was a really long list of them on someones fanfic profile that my sister was laughing her dead off at. I cant remember them though....
"Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?"
"I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?" (Not being racist, I just thought this was funny)
The member who doesn't swear much
Gender: Male
Location: I'm Scotland and I live in Scottish. Wait...
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:15 am
Posts: 970
Everyone always asks me this after I've had a haircut. Is it not obvious?
I Do LPs. Here's a link to watch them on my channel on YouTube.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:58 pm
Posts: 1564
AND SHE WASNT JOKING
Gender: Female
Location: Dublin
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:56 am
Posts: 1130
"Could you get drunk if you ate enough wine gums?"
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