Please do not propose to multiple Daughters or you risk having all your proposals disqualified.

They all look young....in fact...THEY ARE TOO YOUNG!!!

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That's frighteningly hawt.

So that's where Phoenix gets them from.

aren't you republicans supposed to support this sort of thing

So that's where Phoenix gets them from.

So that's where Phoenix gets them from.

I am a Independent.

relf sighteous

teal ralk

I can buy a 14 year old for $5,999. O_o

Nope, I am just giving you the truth.

Who knows if those girls are really 35 year old FBI agents.

Ah, so this is how the government plans to save the economy? Classy.

party affiliation != political ideology

And regarding the proposals, I used different information each time, and unless it checks the IP address, it'll go through fine. Not that it matters anyways, because I simply acted like a misogynistic asshole and used words like "in'nit".

So let's go buy ourselves a daughter and dump her on the <1sq. meter lot of sand!

I think burying her would be super-effective.

What's wrong with saying "Innit"? - That's some of our best British slang.

Too bad proposing to a girl on the Internet won't get you laid, or you'd be eight times lucky, by now.

I guess you could fuck a whore on the cheap. They're not fussy, I hear.

Oh Baki, you so British~ <3

It did seem like a hoax. I'm glad, because I sent in a proposal.