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| Author: | Tajiri Ami [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Former crack addict with STDs! $500! ...God, what a chauvinistic concept. I'm ashamed I made that joke. T_T |
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| Author: | Aetheryn [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
I'm gonna go found a "Marry Our Son" site
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| Author: | Concerned Citizen [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Kenjimurasame wrote: zuddha wrote: Quote: Nope, I am just giving you the truth. party affiliation != political ideologyIf it did, I'd be dividing by zero. First of all, I don't see why I am the one being dragged in the spotlight in the first place. I just mindlessly in a bad mood ranted about Hollywood and now zudda is stalking me about my political opinions. You know...I might have a new fan. I feel so loved!Mikker wrote: Ah, so this is how the government plans to save the economy? Classy. I rather have it MY way...a bullet in their faces! That would save a lot of money and jail space. I love being Reepubleeken!
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| Author: | Ebony_Angel [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
I wonder if you can sell your siblings in the same way... |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Tajiri Ami wrote: Former crack addict with STDs! $500! ...God, what a chauvinistic concept. I'm ashamed I made that joke. T_T Yeah, Ami. You should be ashamed of yourself... ... ... ... ... Charging anything more than a hundred bucks is daylight robbery. |
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| Author: | Joebucks [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Girl. Bald. One eye. Kills when she hears the word corn 99 cents. |
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| Author: | Iban [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
GearsoftheApparatus wrote: I can buy a 14 year old for $5,999. O_o Good 'ol Christian Values. :S That cracked me up big time :D |
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| Author: | zuddy [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Quote: I just mindlessly in a bad mood said many stupid things and now zuddha is mentioning how many stupid things I say. gotchaQuote: Good 'ol Christian Values. :S l2historyBURNING 15,000,000 MEGAWATTS OF GASOLINE |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
You're not even trying, anymore, are you? |
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| Author: | Teh Headbuddy [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
When was he ever? |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! .. What a bitch .. |
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| Author: | Doom Saber [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
seems like it was on newsweek http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/si ... ?GT1=10357 |
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| Author: | kaytee576 [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Its kinda sad to realise that someone actually made that site, and it makes me worry as if this is real it could be dangerous OMG dont bare thinking about...:( |
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| Author: | GearsoftheApparatus [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
kaytee576 wrote: Its kinda sad to realise that someone actually made that site, and it makes me worry as if this is real it could be dangerous OMG dont bare thinking about...:( The site itself is fake, but all of the legalities check out, and it would be possible for someone to set up a real website just like that one. |
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| Author: | ParrotMan01 [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
...Is this a joke? |
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| Author: | GearsoftheApparatus [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Yes, this site is a joke. The creator made it to bring attention to absurd American marriage laws. |
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| Author: | Kenan Kou [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
I see it now! Retarded, young, possibly in-bred hicks, 'marrying' a semi-small town boy! At the alter, Priest- "Will you take this man in marriage?" Woman- "I do" Priest- "Sir, will you take this woman in marriage....? Sir?" Me- "Hold on, I'm trying to the gun loaded so I can blow my f***in' brains out." Priest- "W-well OK, sir... it seems he made up his mind, he die for you..." Me- "WHAT!!? To this HICK? F*** that!" *bang* Woman-"Now I get his money!!" Me-"Hey.... I don't got none, I spent it all.... on, Phoenix Wright stuff..." *dead* To imply the rest of this story, simply turn it into a funeral, now, those are my thoughts on this crappy site. |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Kenan Kou wrote: Woman-"Now I get his money!!" Me-"Hey.... I don't got none, I spent it all.... on, Phoenix Wright stuff..." *dead* Calling them women? - THAT'S BEING GENEROUS. But, you know. The bitch could sell all the Phoenix Wright stuff. I hear she'd make a killing, if she's eBay savvy. |
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| Author: | Zetto San [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
When I saw the heading, I somehow knew Holy Hell had made the topic. |
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| Author: | Turbo [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Aw, man. I was hoping the site was real, until I noticed the large prices. |
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| Author: | GearsoftheApparatus [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
$6k for a 14 year old is aww-right. |
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| Author: | divinityx [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
lul, Free girls. I'm falling off my chair from laughing. |
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| Author: | thatgamerguy [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
I'm gonna sell myself for 40k and when the money goes though tell them its a fake site. Never gonna refund though. |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
thatgamerguy wrote: I'm gonna sell myself for 40k and when the money goes though tell them its a fake site. Never gonna refund though. I think fourty bucks would be more realistic, in this case. |
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| Author: | thatgamerguy [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Baki-Kun wrote: thatgamerguy wrote: I'm gonna sell myself for 40k and when the money goes though tell them its a fake site. Never gonna refund though. I think fourty bucks would be more realistic, in this case. Only if I give them a picture of you. If I give a real picture of me I'll be rich. |
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| Author: | Joebucks [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Quote: Only if I give them a picture of you. If I give a real picture of me I'll be rich. Quote: Gender: Male Need I say more? |
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| Author: | DetectiveTomDamron [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Godot Fan wrote: Quote: Only if I give them a picture of you. If I give a real picture of me I'll be rich. Quote: Gender: Male Need I say more? no? |
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| Author: | thatgamerguy [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Guys can be just as beautiful as women.... *sniffle* |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
thatgamerguy wrote: Baki-Kun wrote: thatgamerguy wrote: I'm gonna sell myself for 40k and when the money goes though tell them its a fake site. Never gonna refund though. I think fourty bucks would be more realistic, in this case. Only if I give them a picture of you. If I give a real picture of me I'll be rich. thatgamerguy wrote: Guys can be just as beautiful as women.... *sniffle* I'll be the judge of that. |
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| Author: | GearsoftheApparatus [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
No, he's actually right. *Continues brushing hair* |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
GearsoftheApparatus wrote: No, he's actually right. *Continues brushing hair* WOW GEARS U R SO SEXY U LOOK JUS LIKE IRIS. <333 |
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| Author: | thatgamerguy [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
thatgamerguy wrote: Guys can be just as beautiful as women.... *sniffle* Quote: I'll be the judge of that. Here I am, a photo of ME!
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| Author: | Joebucks [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Gamerguy, you're the Mac? |
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| Author: | thatgamerguy [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
The Mac? No I'm Alan Shore |
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| Author: | Kenjimurasame [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Oh delusions of grandeur, where is a nineteenth century mental institution when you need one. |
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| Author: | DefenseNeverRests [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
thatgamerguy wrote: thatgamerguy wrote: Guys can be just as beautiful as women.... *sniffle* Quote: I'll be the judge of that. Here I am, a photo of ME! ![]() Hey, that's Alan Shore! Haha! THE best television character as well as Denny Crane! |
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| Author: | DefenseNeverRests [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
There's such a website as marryourdaughter.org?! Wait, why am I surprised? There's a website for everything these days. |
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| Author: | MikeMeekinsFan [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Is this a website where parents who have unattractive daughters get someone to marry em (if not for religious or buisness sake) Cause if it is that's really sad.......
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| Author: | I_R_Unorthodox [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
Oh yes I'll marry their daughters. Then we could have a lesbian romp every night till I'm board of her and I could sell her on a street corner to curb crawlers for £100 a pop. Or I might just skip to part two, ya just know they've photoshopped them. (Yes, I do have a sick scense of humor sherlock) |
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| Author: | ButzPuff [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Marry Our Daughter plz |
I_R_Unorthodox wrote: Oh yes I'll marry their daughters. Then we could have a lesbian romp every night till I'm board of her and I could sell her on a street corner to curb crawlers for £100 a pop. Or I might just skip to part two, ya just know they've photoshopped them. (Yes, I do have a sick scense of humor sherlock) This has to be best things that has come from this thread. I'll be waiting on the street corner.
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