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Author:  Tajiri Ami [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:05 am ]
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Former crack addict with STDs! $500!

...God, what a chauvinistic concept. I'm ashamed I made that joke. T_T

Author:  Aetheryn [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:17 am ]
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I'm gonna go found a "Marry Our Son" site :hobohodo: :karma:

Author:  Concerned Citizen [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:36 am ]
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Kenjimurasame wrote:
zuddha wrote:
Quote:
Nope, I am just giving you the truth.
party affiliation != political ideology


If it did, I'd be dividing by zero.


First of all, I don't see why I am the one being dragged in the spotlight in the first place. :payne:

I just mindlessly in a bad mood ranted about Hollywood and now zudda is stalking me about my political opinions.

You know...I might have a new fan. :bellboy: I feel so loved!




Mikker wrote:
Ah, so this is how the government plans to save the economy? Classy.


I rather have it MY way...a bullet in their faces!

That would save a lot of money and jail space.

I love being Reepubleeken! :ditz:

Author:  Ebony_Angel [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:26 pm ]
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I wonder if you can sell your siblings in the same way...

Author:  Baki-Kun [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:58 pm ]
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Tajiri Ami wrote:
Former crack addict with STDs! $500!

...God, what a chauvinistic concept. I'm ashamed I made that joke. T_T

Yeah, Ami. You should be ashamed of yourself...

...

...

...

... Charging anything more than a hundred bucks is daylight robbery.

Author:  Joebucks [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:04 pm ]
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Girl. Bald. One eye. Kills when she hears the word corn 99 cents.

Author:  Iban [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:33 pm ]
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GearsoftheApparatus wrote:
I can buy a 14 year old for $5,999. O_o

Good 'ol Christian Values. :S


That cracked me up big time :D

Author:  zuddy [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:26 pm ]
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Quote:
I just mindlessly in a bad mood said many stupid things and now zuddha is mentioning how many stupid things I say.
gotcha
Quote:
Good 'ol Christian Values. :S
l2history

BURNING 15,000,000 MEGAWATTS OF GASOLINE

Author:  Baki-Kun [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:22 pm ]
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You're not even trying, anymore, are you?

Author:  Teh Headbuddy [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:26 am ]
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When was he ever?

Author:  Baki-Kun [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:59 am ]
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

.. What a bitch ..

Author:  Doom Saber [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:08 pm ]
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seems like it was on newsweek

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/si ... ?GT1=10357

Author:  kaytee576 [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:42 pm ]
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Its kinda sad to realise that someone actually made that site, and it makes me worry as if this is real it could be dangerous OMG dont bare thinking about...:(

Author:  GearsoftheApparatus [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:56 am ]
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kaytee576 wrote:
Its kinda sad to realise that someone actually made that site, and it makes me worry as if this is real it could be dangerous OMG dont bare thinking about...:(


The site itself is fake, but all of the legalities check out, and it would be possible for someone to set up a real website just like that one.

Author:  ParrotMan01 [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:08 am ]
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...Is this a joke?

Author:  GearsoftheApparatus [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:09 am ]
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Yes, this site is a joke. The creator made it to bring attention to absurd American marriage laws.

Author:  Kenan Kou [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:42 pm ]
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I see it now! Retarded, young, possibly in-bred hicks, 'marrying' a semi-small town boy! At the alter, Priest- "Will you take this man in marriage?" Woman- "I do" Priest- "Sir, will you take this woman in marriage....? Sir?" Me- "Hold on, I'm trying to the gun loaded so I can blow my f***in' brains out." Priest- "W-well OK, sir... it seems he made up his mind, he die for you..." Me- "WHAT!!? To this HICK? F*** that!" *bang* Woman-"Now I get his money!!" Me-"Hey.... I don't got none, I spent it all.... on, Phoenix Wright stuff..." *dead*

To imply the rest of this story, simply turn it into a funeral, now, those are my thoughts on this crappy site.

Author:  Baki-Kun [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:55 pm ]
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Kenan Kou wrote:
Woman-"Now I get his money!!" Me-"Hey.... I don't got none, I spent it all.... on, Phoenix Wright stuff..." *dead*

Calling them women? - THAT'S BEING GENEROUS.

But, you know. The bitch could sell all the Phoenix Wright stuff.

I hear she'd make a killing, if she's eBay savvy.

Author:  Zetto San [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:21 pm ]
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When I saw the heading, I somehow knew Holy Hell had made the topic.

Author:  Turbo [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:50 pm ]
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Aw, man. I was hoping the site was real, until I noticed the large prices.

Author:  GearsoftheApparatus [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:57 am ]
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$6k for a 14 year old is aww-right.

Author:  divinityx [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:14 pm ]
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lul, Free girls. I'm falling off my chair from laughing.

Author:  thatgamerguy [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:20 pm ]
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I'm gonna sell myself for 40k and when the money goes though tell them its a fake site. Never gonna refund though.

Author:  Baki-Kun [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:31 pm ]
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thatgamerguy wrote:
I'm gonna sell myself for 40k and when the money goes though tell them its a fake site. Never gonna refund though.

I think fourty bucks would be more realistic, in this case.

Author:  thatgamerguy [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:41 am ]
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Baki-Kun wrote:
thatgamerguy wrote:
I'm gonna sell myself for 40k and when the money goes though tell them its a fake site. Never gonna refund though.

I think fourty bucks would be more realistic, in this case.



Only if I give them a picture of you. If I give a real picture of me I'll be rich.

Author:  Joebucks [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:43 am ]
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Quote:
Only if I give them a picture of you. If I give a real picture of me I'll be rich.


Quote:
Gender: Male


Need I say more?

Author:  DetectiveTomDamron [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:46 am ]
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Godot Fan wrote:
Quote:
Only if I give them a picture of you. If I give a real picture of me I'll be rich.


Quote:
Gender: Male


Need I say more?


no?

Author:  thatgamerguy [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:50 pm ]
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Guys can be just as beautiful as women.... *sniffle*

Author:  Baki-Kun [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:13 pm ]
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thatgamerguy wrote:
Baki-Kun wrote:
thatgamerguy wrote:
I'm gonna sell myself for 40k and when the money goes though tell them its a fake site. Never gonna refund though.

I think fourty bucks would be more realistic, in this case.

Only if I give them a picture of you. If I give a real picture of me I'll be rich.

thatgamerguy wrote:
Guys can be just as beautiful as women.... *sniffle*


I'll be the judge of that.

Author:  GearsoftheApparatus [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:32 pm ]
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No, he's actually right.

*Continues brushing hair*

Author:  Baki-Kun [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:22 pm ]
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GearsoftheApparatus wrote:
No, he's actually right.

*Continues brushing hair*

WOW GEARS U R SO SEXY U LOOK JUS LIKE IRIS. <333

Author:  thatgamerguy [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:25 am ]
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thatgamerguy wrote:
Guys can be just as beautiful as women.... *sniffle*


Quote:
I'll be the judge of that.


Here I am, a photo of ME!

Image

Author:  Joebucks [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:28 am ]
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Gamerguy, you're the Mac?

Author:  thatgamerguy [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:29 am ]
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The Mac? No I'm Alan Shore

Author:  Kenjimurasame [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:38 am ]
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Oh delusions of grandeur, where is a nineteenth century mental institution when you need one.

Author:  DefenseNeverRests [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:04 am ]
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thatgamerguy wrote:
thatgamerguy wrote:
Guys can be just as beautiful as women.... *sniffle*


Quote:
I'll be the judge of that.


Here I am, a photo of ME!

Image


Hey, that's Alan Shore! Haha! THE best television character as well as Denny Crane!

Author:  DefenseNeverRests [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:08 am ]
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There's such a website as marryourdaughter.org?! Wait, why am I surprised? There's a website for everything these days.

Author:  MikeMeekinsFan [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:45 am ]
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Is this a website where parents who have unattractive daughters get someone to marry em (if not for religious or buisness sake) Cause if it is that's really sad....... :sadshoe:

Author:  I_R_Unorthodox [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:29 pm ]
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Oh yes I'll marry their daughters.

Then we could have a lesbian romp every night till I'm board of her and I could sell her on a street corner to curb crawlers for £100 a pop.

Or I might just skip to part two, ya just know they've photoshopped them.

(Yes, I do have a sick scense of humor sherlock)

Author:  ButzPuff [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:08 pm ]
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I_R_Unorthodox wrote:
Oh yes I'll marry their daughters.

Then we could have a lesbian romp every night till I'm board of her and I could sell her on a street corner to curb crawlers for £100 a pop.

Or I might just skip to part two, ya just know they've photoshopped them.

(Yes, I do have a sick scense of humor sherlock)

This has to be best things that has come from this thread. I'll be waiting on the street corner. :sal:

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