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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:14 am

Kenan Kou

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I've been hit by an eagle... then I ate him. Then the babies at the body, then I at the babies. Then the babies dad, at me, then I ate the insides of the eagle. Then I said to the wild life expert, "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding."

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:30 am

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Biggest thing I was hit by...him would a tranpolene count?

I smacked my face on the tranpolene...made my nose gust blood like no tomorrow.

Also, I wasn't hit, but a car ran over my foot at one time.

No bones broken luckly.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:55 am

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Your mom.

In all seriousness I know how to avoid something, so nothing.

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:10 am

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I've been nailed in the face with a soccer ball, had my foot run over, and been pinned to the ground by a happy doberman, but my WORST hit-by-something injury was in second grade.

My friend's little sister hit me on the head with a broom stick.

I was knocked unconcious and had to wear stupid looking medical tape on my forehead to avoid getting stiches.

Uggh...I don't sound extreme at all. D:

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:13 am

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I was getting a ball in my 2nd grade year and hit my head on the corner of an air-conditioner, everyone was staring at me and I didn't know why though. A walked near a classroom and my teacher ran inside and put an icebag on my head. I got to go home that day. Turns out I was bleeding. I've been hit with all sorts of things in different places these days though...

Don't mind me, just passing through.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:37 am

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Some guy bigger than me (Look at pic of me) rushed me from behind with a full body blow. Didn't feel too well since I almost landed face first and I had to land on my wrists. Good times.

Second would have to be when it was a windy day and I got blown off this thing I was walking on and I hit the ground pretty hard. So the wind was a dirty sob!!!

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:51 pm

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a door, somebody tried doing a resident evil 4 door opening and i just happened to be near the door...well you can put it together

i was knocked out for like an hour and a half

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:39 pm

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not really big but,a wii-mote. That hurt.A lot.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:48 pm

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During a band at Reading festival some idiot pushed a bunch of large blokes in the crowd, who got pushed into me, then i fell over and then five of the bloke fell on me. After crowd surfing out of there, a security guard ran into me. i got dazed and shouted at (felt like a brick wall punching me in the face).

One time at a gig i was the thing being thrown. Annoyed some crowd people by accidentally kicking their heads. So they threw me through the air at the security guards (who luckily caught me) was kinda kewl though being thrown

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:12 am

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Allucinari wrote:

Hana wrote:

Also, at my old school, I've been hit multiple times in the head with a red ball while either playing prisonball or 4-square. Ouch.

When I was six I got hit in the side of the face with one of those red balls.... I've had a ball phobia ever since.. However, it made me the top pick for dodgeball during gym class! Last pick for everything else, but hey, counts for something...

..Hm.. I regularly run half of my body into doors, walls, furniture... But I'd have to say the largest thing that actually hit me (rather than me hitting it) was a city directory (book that weighs about 20lbs). It hurt a bit, but it was just my foot. One of my coworkers got hit in the face with a book, but since he's still alive I don't think it was one of those.

Retracting my previous glory... I got hit by a car.

Not just any car though. Oh no.

I got hit by the car my own mother was driving. That's right. My mom hit me with her car. I think she wants me to move out or buy my own car and stop being such a lazy leech or something...
Granted, it was barely moving.. But it just sounds more dramatic when you say "my mom ran me over".
No damage except for a bumper shaped dirt spot on the knee of my jeans.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:13 am

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One time, when I was ice skating, I hit the ground headfirst at a very high speed. I was lightheaded the rest of the day, and when I got back to normal, I realized that I forgot how to ice skate. :sadshoe:

I'm too scared to learn it again...

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:51 am

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What hit you: A hambeast in a hoverround at wal-mart wile some drunk redneck just pointed and laughed like it was the most hilarious thing in the world. And she hit me twice.

This is 100% true. Even I cant make something that surreal up.

I was so dazed after being hit the first time (and was haveing a seizure when that happened) I couldnt move. This 500-pound-ish woman took this as me being rude of course and so to teach me a lesson, backed up and hit me again on purpose. It was all very fast but luckily my mom pulled me away before I got flatened.

How much did it hurt: Sorta like being hit by a car... really, really sore and achey afterwards. I think it hurt my feelings more that people would be so mean just stand by and watch somebody in distress or step over them (that happens to me alot when I get sick in town) or in this case outright laugh at them.

I've taken alot of great falls and some pretty awesome injuries but that is literally the biggest thing to ever hit me.

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:46 am

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Planet Earth.
It went especially out of its way to hit me with the ground.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:55 am

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And you're still feeling the impact!

You're lucky, though, it decided to lay its entire @$%!ing atmosphere on top of me.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:24 pm

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a leg to the crotch....lets just go with i said something i didnt mean and i shouldnt have said :gymshoe:

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:33 pm

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A car, doors, people, lamposts, the ground.
Wow... if i think about it im pretty accident prone lol

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:54 pm

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I took a slapshot in the face while playing hockey. That hurt. :nick-sweat:

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:31 pm

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I was hit by a bus, once. :D

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:43 pm

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i got hitten by 20 kg rock... straight to the head... lost my memory after that one... >_>

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:55 pm

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When I was about four, just started school, I was in Gym class when a boy (who was actually a friend of mine) jumped down off the climbing frame onto me. It wasn't very high; about ten foot or so, but he landed RIGHT on my leg. So that was however many pounds of little boy (he was quite a chunky one) on my poor wee (I was/still am a titchy one) leg.

And my crazy grandma threw a Bible at me, that was pretty heavy, but I don't remember a lot of that.. :yogi:

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:29 pm

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I don't know what it was, but it hurt a went THUMP when it hit me.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:43 pm

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A 310 pound guy and his splash in the corner.

How did it hurt? Not as bad as I thought.

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:21 pm

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i was attacked by a barrage of books which were REALLY REALLY REALLY thick and heavy. about 40 of them fell on me?
i was bleeding. it hurt real bad. :zenny:

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:48 am

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Oh right, there was that time my entire bookcase fell on me. 600 books, a 2000-page encyclopaedia and about three dictionaries XP

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:59 pm

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I was cycling and I got distracted and accidentaly went full speed into a fence, does that count :?

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:12 am

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echo3571 wrote:

I was cycling and I got distracted and accidentaly went full speed into a fence, does that count :?

same thing happened to me, except i hit a telephone pole, and a parked car (on the same day)

i was really out of it

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:25 pm

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thanks to my cat...a wardrobe full of tools... 100% real...

yes i was crushed under it 4 hours

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:43 pm

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Ran into a clear window right next to the door at an orientation...does that count? :gymshoe:

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:12 pm

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MoronSonOfBoron wrote:

A smooth criminal.

Late response but.. genius. Pure genius.

Anyways..
A volleyball, spiked to the head.
I kinda blanked out for a bit, but it wasn't that bad.

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:35 am

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I got hit with a person on a sled. :gant:

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:43 am

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Attorney Hatman wrote:

A 310 pound guy and his splash in the corner.

How did it hurt? Not as bad as I thought.

Addendum:

I'm taking two of these in a row.

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:46 am

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I was hit by God's mighty hand once, for defying his laws.

But honestly, the biggest thing that hit me was when a fire extinguisher fell on my head. Yeah, that hurt. Don't ask why a fire extinguisher fell on my head, though. I can't remember a thing about the whole situation.

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:30 am

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I remember now!
I was hit by a little kid jumping into the pool.
I was underwater and suddenly there was a ridiculous THUMP, and some little kid had jumped on my head.
It hurt.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:35 am

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a big sofa i was trying to move
then it fell on my feet Dx !
me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *cries* !
thanks god my feet didn't broke :D

hey ! don't laugh !! that hurted as HELL !!!!!

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:43 pm

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A full glass of water :edgeworth:

But seriously, the only things I can remember are quite a few footballs to the head (not at the same time)

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Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:40 pm

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A Boeing 747-400.

Re: Biggest thing you've been hit by

Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:18 pm

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Probably that large, rolled up paper that a friend of mine had. I remember it, and the hit wasn't meaningful nor an accident. It was for a video that we were doing and it was fake, but that's the largest thing I've been hit by.