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| Author: | Holy Hell [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you |
How many do you think you could kill before they overpower you? |
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| Author: | Rebel Vanguard [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you |
I'd say about 61 if I had my trusty dummy rifle. Or better yet a real rifle! |
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| Author: | Count Scofula [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you |
42. |
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| Author: | Joebucks [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:47 pm ] |
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The Answer? ...Anyway, 4029 because I'd distract them with cartoons. ...What's the point of this topic? |
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| Author: | Nego [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you |
None. I have no muscless. |
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| Author: | Mikker [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:52 pm ] |
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0. if a huge stream of six year olds came rushing at me, I would shit my pants and run in the opposite direction. Longer legs, run faster. Larger body, more stemina (except for my nediness...).... I'd have a good chance of getting away. |
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| Author: | Holy Hell [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you |
Godot Fan wrote: What's the point of this topic? Oh shit, well, I don't know. It's pretty hard to decipher, I'm sure, but perhaps how many six year olds you could kill if a huge stream of them comes rushing at you. |
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| Author: | DetectiveTomDamron [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:56 pm ] |
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A LOT....ive had experience with little kids over the years....its not that hard to kill them anyway |
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| Author: | Mikker [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:03 am ] |
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DetectiveTomDamron wrote: A LOT....ive had experience with little kids over the years....its not that hard to kill them anyway Oh, so you have personal experience? |
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| Author: | thatgamerguy [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:44 am ] |
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If halo 3 has taught me anything, I'd use my shotgun and Warthog (jeep) In my hog I could crush thousands. If I lured them to a Halo installation I could take out the galaxy of 6 year olds. |
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| Author: | DetectiveTomDamron [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:45 am ] |
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Mikker wrote: DetectiveTomDamron wrote: A LOT....ive had experience with little kids over the years....its not that hard to kill them anyway Oh, so you have personal experience? handling the extreme cases of ADHD yes, actually killing them nooo |
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| Author: | ButzPuff [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:50 am ] |
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A few dozen of them little buggers. I'm a hefty guy which mean I can take the blows while still being able to keep my ground. Plus, I should be able to pick up a few at time throw them away with ease. And if they do pull me off of my feet, I start Barrel Rolling and running over and smashing the little bastards. 
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| Author: | Quandtuniverse [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:56 am ] |
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None. I love children o-o I wouldn't mind being overpowered at all XD ...And I'm taking a child development class, in October a huge stream of 4-year-olds will come rushing at me, let's see what happens then o-o |
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| Author: | Brandon Strong [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:12 am ] |
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If a huge stream of six-year-olds cam rushing at me, my first thought would not be "Gee, I wonder how many of them I can kill with my bare hands." It would be more along the lines of "Gee, theres a huge stream of six year olds rushing at me. How bizzare." Are they trying to kill me, or are they just excited? |
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| Author: | OMFG [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:28 am ] |
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I would use the shot gun, my beam sword and my trusty plasma grenades. Thousands would be destroyed |
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| Author: | Count Scofula [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:30 am ] |
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DetectiveTomDamron wrote: Mikker wrote: DetectiveTomDamron wrote: A LOT....ive had experience with little kids over the years....its not that hard to kill them anyway Oh, so you have personal experience? handling the extreme cases of ADHD yes, actually killing them nooo So what do you do to children with ADHD, knock them out cold? Or is it more a matter of finding something that will bore them to death and stop all hyperactivity? |
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| Author: | DetectiveTomDamron [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:34 am ] |
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no i just play with the kids till one of us gets tired....usually me...then i just yell at them to go away 
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| Author: | Chikikyo [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:51 am ] |
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I'll hire someone to play FOLLOW THE LEADER with the huge heap of six old year kids and they will keep playing and following the leader until they reach Neverland Ranch. |
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| Author: | Happy Taco [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:58 am ] |
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OVER 9000! ... In all real about 1000. Yet I am not a violent person... If I went in killing spree yeah if not then 0. |
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| Author: | dullahan1 [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:17 am ] |
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I wouldn't kill any of them. Children are our future. |
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| Author: | Super Muffin [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:31 am ] |
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Hm. Well...a lot. Seeing as how they might-might-be half my size, and not really incredibly strong...maybe 30? If they had weapons (sticks, stones, ect.) Then maybe 20 or so. I don't think I would make them that mad, though... 
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| Author: | MoronSonOfBoron [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:36 am ] |
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Phoenix Wright: A huge stream of potential legal assistants comes rushing at you. Lucky*Star: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you and bore you to tears with discussions on how to eat food and the life of manga artists. Oh, and they're really teenagers. Zork: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. Republicans: You have a huge stream of come rushing at six year olds. Part-time Job as a Mall Santa: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you. Friends: A huge stream of beautiful caucasian/Jewish six year olds with affluent lifestyles comes rushing at you. Hilarity ensues. Phoenix Drive: Your prayers for not to her becoming pregnant collapsed with this evidence product. Religious Extremists: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you. They explode. Sweden: A huge stream of six year olds demands that you "dansa med oss." Ghostbusters: A huge stream of six year olds crosses a huge stream of seven year olds. You're fucked. Elite Beat Agents: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you. The good news is that the EBA is here to help. The bad news is you must endure Celine Dion... well, that might not be too bad, considering the EBA's track record. Terminator II: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you, melts, reforms into the perfect killing machine, and proceeds to erase you from history. Super Makoto: A huge stream of six year olds comes rushing at you. The blonde and the silver-haired one are lesbians. |
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| Author: | Tinker [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:46 am ] |
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FAAALCOOOOOOON.... PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCCCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | GearsoftheApparatus [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:48 am ] |
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Kill? I'd be piling them into the back of a black van for later 'use'. >_____> I'd say I could grab around 30 of them. |
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| Author: | Jibo [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:27 am ] |
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Holy Hell wrote: How many do you think you could kill before they overpower you? I dislike your brain. >.> I love children and I could never bring myself to harm one of them. I might try to restrain them but I'd never attack one. |
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| Author: | kaira xx [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:01 am ] |
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I couldn't kill anything with anything cause I'm stupid when it comes to working most things and generally weak. I'd just stand and be trampled obediently -_-; |
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| Author: | KingMobUK [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:25 am ] |
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I would point in the other direction and shout "Look, it's the TWEENIES" thus distracting them while I made my getaway. |
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| Author: | Angelswings [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:54 pm ] |
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I'd... give them my younger brother as bait.... they'll probably be gone before you know it. |
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| Author: | thatgamerguy [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:23 pm ] |
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I would become their leader and then crush Kenjirusame with them. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| Author: | I_R_Unorthodox [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:32 pm ] |
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A flash mob of 6 year olds? I could kill all of them instantly. The secret is to tell them the truth about an old fat man called santa. Instant life crusher. They'd all turn emo and with their inexperiance with a knife they's slice their hand off and die of blood loss. Problem solved. |
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| Author: | ParrotMan01 [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:38 pm ] |
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All I would need is my trusty knife and a shovel. I'd dig a large ditch and disguise it with a dirt cover. I'd then lure them to the ditch, then they would fall in. That would work for at least 60 6 year-olds. Hopefull they work like Resident Evil 4 where they just slow down and approach slowly, that's where my knife comes in. This would work for at least 10 6-olds. I would then run away to get help(or guns). |
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| Author: | Teh Headbuddy [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:42 am ] |
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None. I JUST CAN'T KILL THOSE POOR CHILDREN. ;_: |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:49 am ] |
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Teh Headbuddy wrote: None. I JUST CAN'T KILL THOSE POOR CHILDREN. ;_: You're not even trying, anymore. Are you? |
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| Author: | Teh Headbuddy [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:15 am ] |
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No, really. I'm far to nice to kill people. |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:20 am ] |
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Stop playing cutesy, with me. It won't work. |
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| Author: | Teh Headbuddy [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:23 am ] |
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But it's true. .... Let's talk about food. |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:27 am ] |
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Yesterday, I had a cellphone conversation with my friend. We were talking about the best way to eat a cream-filled pastry. I'm not sure, because if you eat the head, the cream falls out the bottom. But if you turn it around after you bite the head off, you could lick it out. But what if you end up with a little cream on you, though? If you eat the bottom first, you can get the cream directly in your mouth. My Sister says that if you carefully nibble away, you can make the experience last longer. But since I like to get a mouthful of cream on my first vore, I gobble away at the innards and use my tongue to scoop. |
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| Author: | Teh Headbuddy [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:31 am ] |
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Well honestly, what I do is shove it in my mouth and feel the rush. |
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| Author: | Baki-Kun [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:32 am ] |
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Yes. That is where our personalities greatly differ. |
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| Author: | Teh Headbuddy [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:38 am ] |
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How do you eat your six year olds? I like to get the legs first. |
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