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If Bob Barker went insane and you caught him in your garage
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Author:  Holy Hell [ Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:58 pm ]
Post subject:  If Bob Barker went insane and you caught him in your garage

wherein he suddenly tackled you, tied you up, and announced he was going to spay and/or neuter you, what would you do?

Author:  Rebel Vanguard [ Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: If Bob Barker went insane and you caught him in your garage

Embrace it

Author:  Balrog [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:00 am ]
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I would Punch him in the face, kick him in the balls, and drop a train on 'em

Author:  dullahan1 [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:03 am ]
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Accept it. He is obviously hitting on me.

Author:  Chinese Infantry [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:07 am ]
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I'd pull down my pants and fuck his mouth. Then I'd kill him Pyro style. Then I'd do a jig on his char-broiled corpse.

Author:  GearsoftheApparatus [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:24 am ]
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Barrel roll.

Author:  Balrog [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:26 am ]
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Quote:
Barrel roll.

"I guess I should be thankfull"

Author:  The Doctor [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:22 am ]
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I would use the boost to chase!

Author:  Cup O' Godot [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:14 pm ]
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I wouldn't do anything. I would still be in shock from being touched by Bob Barker.

<3

Author:  The Doctor [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:19 pm ]
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Now for my serious(?) answer:
Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
Causing panic everywhere I go
I'd scream.

Author:  T3h_Waffleman [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:30 pm ]
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The Doctor wrote:
Now for my serious(?) answer:
Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
Causing panic everywhere I go
I'd scream.


and 1 dollars.

Author:  The Doctor [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:32 pm ]
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Actually, if Bob Barker did corner me in my garage, I'd head to a bar (In Italy, you don't have to be eighteen! Or was it twenty-one?) and challenge someone to a swordfight using inflatable chili peppers.

Author:  Mikker [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:33 pm ]
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I would have no idea what you're all talking about XD

Author:  EricaP [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:52 pm ]
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Grab my dog and show him I nutered it. Then I would sing the TPIR theme song.

Author:  Balrog [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:42 pm ]
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I KNOW!
I would shoot him, and then frame Edgeworth, that sounds original and never been done before!

Author:  zuddy [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:57 pm ]
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za warudo

Author:  DetectiveTomDamron [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:59 pm ]
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tell him i havent even had sex yet and hope he believes me. If he would then id break free then slit his throat. If not well...suicides always a choice O.o

Author:  Balrog [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:03 pm ]
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DetectiveTomDamron wrote:
tell him i havent even had sex yet and hope he believes me.
Thats what gets you! He has to cut it off with rusty knifes BEFORE you get lucky.

Author:  DetectiveTomDamron [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:13 pm ]
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Balrog wrote:
DetectiveTomDamron wrote:
tell him i havent even had sex yet and hope he believes me.
Thats what gets you! He has to cut it off with rusty knifes BEFORE you get lucky.

noooo...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :headbang:

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