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My awesome 7th grade english teacher.
me, circa 2006
Okay, what's a stereotype?
When you pass a judgement based on a racist or unfair view of people.
EXACTLY! And they're usually wrong. Usual ones are insulting things such as: certain minorities commiting crimes, certain races or creeds being fully affected by some sort of trait, etcetera. Anyone here ever been victim of a stereotype?
See? Most of us have been embarrassed like this. For instance, I'm Italian. So people are ALWAYS assuming I'm affiliated with the mafia! AND IT DRIVES ME NUTS!
*raises hand*
Stef?
...Me too 8D
See, guys? Think first, be an idiot later!
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Bronze Samurai
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(my teacher): So she jumps up on this table, and quotes the men who dragged Lincolin's body out and says "The President's been shot! Get outta the way you BASTARDS!
(class):
Julia...<3
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Me.
Friend who is still in school, talked me into dressing for today and going to class.
I don't like this costume much...
Do you HAVE to keep complaining? I mean, class is about to start...
It should've started 10 minutes ago! Why is he taking so long?
... great... just great.
Tired, Cranky, basically the way all students are in the mo-... Wh.... Wh....
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
I don't know why you're so shocked by him, Im just pissed off that he made us wait so damn long!
...... *sighs*
Wh... What is it?
Is because by doing so...
He gets to make that joke.
Err... what joke?
We've just been w-
Waiting for Godot.

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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Creative Writing Teacher
Girl in my class who showed up late
*walks in* Sorry I'm late, Ms. W.
Well, okay, as long as you have a pass. Do you have the first two pages of your historical fiction story?
.......
Oh YEAAAAAAAAH! Sorry! I just need to print it out! *runs to computer room*
o_o....Um...okay..
*comes back with laptop* Okay, just a minute! *starts pulling up story*
Oh, and do you have the publishing assignment for Teen Ink? (which also wasn't really due)
Uhm...what?...No....
This isn't good, Michelle. First you come in late, then you're missing two assignments.
I have one of them!
Well, that's very strange because it wasn't even a real assignment.
I can't BELIEVE you guys!! D:
Well, hey, you showed up late >D
Gotta Luv Edgey!
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My old English Teacher.
... used to create l...
Hmm? *stops walking down the hallway*
Both are used to make something look...
*interrupting* Better than it actually is?
HUH? Oh! Phoenix! Here for something?
I was walking to another class. What was it you were talking about?
Well, they asked me to recite a few slogans I made up.
WHAT!?!?!?
I know, good, aren't they?
y...yes, of course... I can't help but feel I've read them before somewhere else...
Oh... I...Is that so?
Tell me, Mr. Godot... have you ever heard of something called "Court-Records.net"?
Umm... Err.....
WELL?
...
Of course I have! That's where I post them, for others to read and review!
YOU DO NO SUCH THING! I KNOW THE REAL WRESTLEMANIA PERSONALLY! HE'D NEVER LET ANYONE STEAL HIS WORKS!
WHAT!?
TELL THE TRUTH!
Ha! I know him too! He allowed me say these on his behalf!
*slams a nearby desk a la Edgeworth* You're lying! Wrestlemania would never let you do that!
YES HE DID!
NO I DIDN'T!!!
Wh... What did you just say?
I AM WRESTLEMANIA!!!
WHAT???
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Bio Teacher
Kid who asked a question
Me
So tommorow we will finish up the lab and it will be due.
But tommorow is Saturday
*fed up with that correction* I know, but we are 3 days behind the other classes so we need you to come in.
WHAT!? I didn't do anything wrong I shouldn't have to lose my saturday.
This is an HONORS BIOLOGY CLASS! You WILL come in tommorow!
*on verge of crying* I have to visit my Grandma tommorow (lie)
Well your Grandma can come to school because now YOU are the only one who has to come tommorow!
THAT'S UNFAIR!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE
APRIL FOOL'S
It's April 4th...
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English Teacher
Science Teacher
Me
Parents
Phoenix, you don't play video games, do you?
Yes.
*gasp* I didn't know that...Phoenix...
These don't keep you up at night, right?
Of course not.
*agree*
So what? I know for a fact, that you, Maggye, have a Gamertag and play Halo.
*is nervous for a moment, but controls it* So what?
You can't exactly expect me to believe that you would condone a student for playing games, while you play them yourself!
*silence*
Moving on....
Julia...<3
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: "You need to hold the hammer correctly to get the full force of the swing. I happened to look over my wife and I had no clue what she was trying to do. She was in all sorts of crazy positions I couldn't even imagine she could be in."
"He couldn't overpower the lion's jaws the way he could the cheetah. He had to jump on its back and ride that thing like no tomorrow till he wore it out"
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Me.
Teacher.
Student in class.
Student late for class.
Alright. Today we'll be studying the role of conformity in our society. We can do a great example here.
How is that, Mr. Edgeworth?
See, class, as usual, Maya is late for class... again. This is about the 40th day in a row.
I made my bet that it would go on for 40 days straight! She won't be late tomorrow!
We'll see.
Anyways, I'll be using a fake lesson this time around, and we will all agree with me, and see what she does, if she conforms or not, understood?
Great! Now... Phoenix? How much time until she comes into the class?
Well, assuming she didn't stop and chat with anyone, and that she heard the bell, I'd say she just finished reaching the third floor a few seconds ago, and will burst through that door and very quickly start to apologize in.......... six seconds from now.
OKAY! ALL TOGETHER NOW!
I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
Hey, guys!
Told ya!
How do you always know that?
After 3 weeks ago, it got pretty easy to determine it.
Now that we got THAT out of the way........ lets move on to today's lesson.
*sits down in her seat, to the left of mine*
is to my IMMEDIATE RIGHT.
is to my immediate left. I'm good friends with both... and frequently try warning
to get to class early, since originally she was threatened with a suspension...
Alright class, now, according to this atlas, the diagram of the world it is flat. Therefore, it would be safe to assume that the world itself is flat. Correct?
HOLD IT!!!
*facepalms* Not you again... What is it?
I AM NOT A MEMBER OF YOUR EVIL COMFORMING GROUP, MR. EDGEWORTH! I AM DIFFERENT!
So... you consider yourself more special then the rest of us!
YEAH! I'M REALLY SPECIAL!!!
Y... Yes you are... yes you are...
...
...
...
.............!
HEY!!!
PRICELESS!!!


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The Law is just a Game...
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Me.
Assistant U.S. Attorney Addison "Addy" Briggs.
Chief Assistant U.S. Attorney Jim Delmore.
*working at my desk*
I can't believe they gave you an office.
*looks up*........
Hey, little brother.
Addy? *leaps to feet* ADDY?
Yep.
I- I thought you worked in Virginia..
I transferred in this morning.
*throws goofy hug around
* God, Addy, I haven't seen you since graduation....
Surprise. *winks*
*walks by and notices* What the Hell is this?
*stops hugging* Oh, Addy, this is Chief Assistant U.S. Attorney James Delmore.
Hey. *holds out hand*
*eyes curiously* Hello. *shakes hand* So you're the new Bureau Chief.
Yep.
*sighs* Just what this office needs, another crazy, tree hanging surfer. *walks off*
He always that uptight?
Yeah.
What are you waiting for? We've got Arraignment at 9. Let's go. *messes up my hair*
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