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The Law is just a Game...
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(ace attorney gremlin mode activated)
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Teh insane Arteest
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So we pushed them back to the- the- the river- the- no wait that's wrong- Anyway, we pushed them back to a river.
So as you can see, these swallows have a different song than those, so they attract different mates.
(whispering) Can birds be racist?
What?
Nothing!
No, what did you say?
Nothing! It was a stupid question!
Ok, fine. I asked if birds could be racist.
Of course they can.
No, really. When I went to South Africa there was a group of geese who seemed to detest white people. They were just fine with all the Africans, until I walked by...


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Me.
Assisting Staff Member: Guidance Counsellor. (Creepy...)
Head of the Breakfast Club: Also a Guidance Counsellor, former Geography teacher.
"Second in Command" of the Breakfast Club: And yes, a guidance counsellor. Also in charge of bringing in food (It's donated to the school to see what students prefer, for research purposes).
THE NEW GUY!!!
*walks in* Ph-PHOENIX!? How'd you get in here? The door was locked!
I used the back door, through the library.
B...But the library is locked too!
Custodian opened it up for me. I had to get something there anyways.
... why do I feel like speaking any further will cause me to become scared?
It will, probably.
Ah, Mr. Butz! Come on in! Perhaps you could set up some chairs for the upcoming... errr...
Problem, Damon?
No! No no no! I'll think of it... errr.... hmmm........
(Yelling from behind a stack of chairs, currently being pushed) STUDENTS!?
.......... Yes.
That's just sad, Damon.
Hey, he's just hungry, I suppose! Could you think on an empty stomach?
You've got me there! I'll be back in a bit.
Thanks for that.
No problem. And next time, try using "Morning Rush" to describe the students. Might be better, eh?
Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......Grape.... Kiwi... Apple.... Orange......
What are you doing, Phoenix?
Well, Mr. Butz, since I'm bored, I'm setting up the juice pouches in categories. Makes it easier for the students, after all!
... How bored are you, exactly?
I just finished 4 Sudoku puzzles. What does that tell you?
It tells me that you really like ma-
DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!! IT'S NOT MATH!!! DON'T MAKE HIM GIVE US A LECTURE AGAIN!!!
Hey, everyone! I've brought fresh food!
DID YOU GET THEM!?!?!?
You would kill me if I didn't!
CLEMONTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!!!!!!!!!!
*sighs* (Grabs a second box) Here.
I'll be Back!!!
P-PHOENIX!!!
S-Sorry... got carried away... by the way, where's the bread?
Oh! It's in the car. I'll be back!
Now, Mr. Gumshoe, this is the new toaster. We can only use ONE of these two at once, alright? The first one will turn off if you turn on the second, and vice versa. Understand?
Umm... Sure thing!
(He didn't even hear her) *peels his 12th clemontine*
Alright, I'll start loading the toast in!
Don't mess up! I'll be back later! *leaves*
Hey, Phoenix.
Hmm? Yes, Mr. Butz?
10 dollars says he's going to break the old toaster.
20 says that he's going to break the NEW one!
Hey. FIFTY says he overloads the circuit, shutting off the lights in this room, as well as everything else in this room!
Oh, I've GOT to take that bet.
You've just lost a hundred, Phoenix!
Lets see now....... *loads the first toaster, the old one, and turns it on*
.... ? What are all you guys doing?
Er... N-Nothing! M...Mr. Butz! You shouldn't stare at others!
WHAT? HEY! IT WAS PHOENIX'S IDEA!
I said nothing. *eats three more clemontines quickly, slice by slice*
err... Okay then! Now... what did she say?.... Oh yeah! Load the other one!
YES!
Hmm? What is it?
NOTHING!!!
....... *shrugs*
Hmm? The first one turned off!
*quietly* Looks like I'm about to win this!
Hmm..... *turns it back on*
What the... now the second one turned off!
Looks like I've gained fourty!
... Well, I know what to do!
......! HE WOULDN'T!
THE PRINCIPAL IS GOING TO KILL ME!
EVEN I CAN SEE THIS IS BAD!!!
One... Two..... THREE!
...
...
...
...
....... I'm going to be fired, aren't I?
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE???
I got a hundred dollars!


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Ready to RAWK!?
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Teh insane Arteest
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So I ended up kinda sick of them after a week, even though that's not what clementines are supposed to taste like. And now I have a craving for them again but I don't have any


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Teh insane Arteest
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PCHOOO
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Victorian London will never catch on
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=D
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Fan of TV show, The Mentalist
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-kid in math class
-math teacher
-*asks question*
-"I'm not answering you because you didn't hand in your homework!!" ,and then she kept teaching...
-kid in english class
-english teacher
-*says something stupid*
-"That's why I come to work everyday!!"
-chem teacher
-kid in chem lab
-*is explaining yet another pre-lab, after he turned on the hot plate to heat some liquid. While he's explaining, the hot plate starts making fizzing/hissing noises*
- "That hot plate probably shouldn't be making those noises!"
-*shrugs* "I'm not back there, so if it explodes, oh well!"
-"Sure!"
-*is explaining how dry ice can be explosive* "If you make a dry ice bomb, you will get arrested, and go to jail. However, before you go to jail, I will probably kill you because I told you not to."
This silt just got real
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Conductor.
The cello section.
Cello section! Wrong again! This is supposed to be a ROMANTIC piece!
Okay, so how should we play it?
Right, first of all I want lots more vibrato! I want you to play like...like...like a VIBRATING MACHINE!
...
...? *realisation* AHH!AKA Dr. Bokchoy
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Herman, why aren't you writing this down?
Oh, don't worry, I have a good memory, I'll remember it.
Oh, really? Well, let's just take a look at your test!
Mr. Henshaw, I can't get the microphone to work!
Samson, go help her out.
I thought I said go help her out?
I don't know what to do!
Mr. Henshaaaaaw!!
Unbelievable! I can't believe I have to do my job!
Spriting phailure
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director,
me
o.O We have... Whoppers and Air Heads.
Uh, don't we already have a lot of airheads in here?
...Actually, I was thinking of saying that, too, but then I didn't.

Mock Lawyer
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Careers Teacher
Me
Why do I have to sit here?
You talk too much where you were.
But I only talk to Brian and we both have 100% in your class. (His class is ridiculously easy, we don't study)
Yes but it encourages other students to talk
They talk whether we do or not, it's not like they will think, "Oh they aren't talking anymore, we better stop too"
The level went down at least.
But it isn't fair to the other students to put me in the front. Studies show that students in the front of classrooms pay more attention and do better. I don't need that boost, but there are some kids in the back who really need help and I think me swapping with them would boost their grade a level.
I hate lawyers.... *walks away*
Ready to RAWK!?
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Me.
Assisting Staff Member: Guidance Counsellor. (Creepy...)
Head of the Breakfast Club: Also a Guidance Counsellor, former Geography teacher.
"Second in Command" of the Breakfast Club: And yes, a guidance counsellor. Also in charge of bringing in food (It's donated to the school to see what students prefer, for research purposes).
New Special Services Teacher. (I learned who he was much later on)
My best friend in High School. Met in Drama Class (this will be relevant later).
*setting up the chairs* Can someone help these chairs?
*walking over and putting some chairs at the tables* Don't you mean "Help With"?
Nope! *walks to a computer and starts using it*
Why do I always fall for that?
walk in*
Say, Ms. Fey? Would you mind helping these chairs?
Phoenix already got me with that one, Mr. Gant. Sorry!
Damn.
Hey, guys! Need any help with anything?
err.... hmmm.... Ah! Can you get a table from the room next door? It should be folded up already. Just carry it over here, understood?
You can count on me!
WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Maybe you should go che-
*from the next room over* I CAN'T GET IT THROUGH THE DOORWAY!!!
....... he didn't...
DID YOU KEEP IT CLOSED?!?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CLOSED?!?
Oh dear me... *eats 4 clemontines in silence*
Hey, man! 'Sup?
HEY! LARRY! How've you been?
Practicing my drama class sketches! Wanna try a bit?
Sorry, ese! Umm... Mr. Gant? Can you help my friend here rehearse his lines for a Drama presentation?
Sure! ...... Ah. Here we go. Lets start at your line. You're creeped out when you say "Okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy........". Go.
Okay.
............You're Larry Butz aren't you...?
You've heard of me?
Problem?
I can't believe he is working with us... he IS as bad as you said he was!
Hey now, he's still my friend!
... okay...!
Hey, Ms. Fey! How A-
Hi, Mr. Butz! Still practicing drama?
Hey, Ms. Fey! Still going at it!
Great to hear!
You're not getting me to help him, Mr. Gant. Sorry!
Errrrmmmm..... Oh! Mr. Gumshoe! (He tried everyone in the room).
Mr. Gumshoe? Can you please put this signboard outside of the room?
Sure thing, Phoenix! One moment!
Mr. Gumshoe. How are you?
Oh! M-Mr. Edgeworth! I'm doing okay this morning, sir!
... why is that sign backwards, Mr. Gumshoe:
Huh? ...!
*yelling from the room* WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME FRESHLY BUTTERED TOAST, MR. EDGEWORTH?
I'd be delighted, Mr. Wright!
Whew!
Hey, Mr. Gumshoe!
Hey there, Ms. Fey!
err... Why is the sign backwards?
What? (I can hear him shuffling his feet. I assume he's turning around) OH JEEZ!!!
*Mouth full with clemontines* MMMRR GMMGMHMM??? WOMM YUU LUKK SMM BRUU???
Yes, I would like some bread!
HE CAN HEAR HIM?!?!?!?

Fan of TV show, The Mentalist
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-U.S. teacher
-*is explaining something about the 1800 presidential election, and then suddenly stops mid-sentence* AKA Dr. Bokchoy
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Ready to RAWK!?
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AKA Dr. Bokchoy
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Mock Lawyer
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Teh insane Arteest
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Me
Substitute
(on a poem by Emily Dickinson) ....So, what is "it"? What is the author telling us? I think the "it" is wind.
....Excuse me...
(rambling)
Ms... Um...
I think she was talking about snow. It's snow.
OH MY GOD YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!!!!!
A-ah!
WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, YOU ARE A GENIUS! A GENIUS!!
E-eh, it's not that...

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Mock Lawyer
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Spriting phailure
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teacher,
student in class,
me
So, Shelby, what's the formula for difference of cubes?
Uh...
::cough:: I wonder where in the room we could see this.
::still not getting it:: Um...
::thinking:: Aww, crap, how do you do difference of cubes again... Wait a second... ::looks up at board, formula is right there:: Hehehe, thank you, Mrs. Lambert...

Mock Lawyer
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I'm ready Your Honor! :D
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Science Teacher
Me
My Friends
*Working on something*
Hey dude! Ask if there is a Mike Hawk in this class!
(LOL) Are you serious...?
YEAH! C'mon!
Okay...Whatever
*Still working on something*
Teacher! Is there a Mike Hawk any of your classes?
*Checks attendance on the computer* No.
ROFLCOPTERSKATESBBQ Ha!

Mock Lawyer
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I'm ready Your Honor! :D
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Mock Lawyer
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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I'm ready Your Honor! :D
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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I'm ready Your Honor! :D
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youtube.com/stupidiotz
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=me
= Advanced chem teacher
Uhm... So, Avagadro's number is 6.022 x 10 to the twenty-second?
... Wrong! Tough banana beans, honey buns! You've gotta learn this stuff; and This ain't no weinie roast, so show me the beef!
(GamerErman2001, gantifyed my ava!)Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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