Today during band...
Band director
Band *rambling and threatening* *tuning him out and talking* ...Then I'll do you like an old violin! *instantly goes silent* I have no idea what that meant, but at least I got your attention!
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| Author: | Miss Twister [ Wed May 28, 2008 2:12 am ] |
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Today during band... Band director Band *rambling and threatening* *tuning him out and talking* ...Then I'll do you like an old violin! *instantly goes silent* I have no idea what that meant, but at least I got your attention!
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| Author: | RazeTora [ Wed May 28, 2008 2:24 am ] |
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I'm not going to delve into details... but my Social Studies teacher recently told a story that ended in him in an ER with a tube being put inside his....yeah.... And, yeah, he told the story in bad enough detail to a class of Middle School Seniors. |
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| Author: | Lord Wackruntlje [ Wed May 28, 2008 4:52 pm ] |
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Guy in class: Um, something like what are we doing here, is that right? English Teacher: Yeah that's right, what hell are we doing here? Computer teacher: Oh right, we need to have extra classes every tuesday from now on, since we haven't done everything we have to. *next lesson* Computer teacher: Well I haven't prepared anything, is there anything you want to do? *Ends up with the whole class playing counter-strike while the teacher watches monkey-related videos at youtube* We also have a running gag in the Computer class that every time the teacher says something that implies that he would download stuff, the rest of the class has to remind him that everything he get's from the web is vacation pictures. It's kinda funny 
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| Author: | alastair-e [ Thu May 29, 2008 5:04 am ] |
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 Teacher Class The quiz is long but not hard. *brust out laughing* Oh, grow up! 
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| Author: | Darksama28 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:41 am ] |
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 English Teacher Me Stupid kid in class Random Kid : So can anyone tell us a few types of goverment? Monarchy Dictatorship Polygamy ( ... ... Please... oh you're so... special Wait what is polygamy? It's when you marry more than one wife. ... Ohhh... HA HA HA HA HA(Entire class) : HA HA HA HA HA Wait what is it again? *Headdesk*
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| Author: | hippietree12 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:46 pm ] |
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once in gym we were talking about the song "rock lobster" and our teacher was saying that we were probably the only ppl that knew who it is by and he said that now all the songs are sex sex sex lollipop! sex sex sex tree! sex sex sex castle far away! it doesn't sound that funny typed out but it was one of those have to be there moments that was hilarious! 
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| Author: | DaemonForce [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:10 pm ] |
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hippietree12 wrote: our teacher was saying that we were probably the only ppl that knew who it is by Ask about "Planet Claire" and watch his eyes burn up.
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| Author: | Ambiance [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:18 am ] |
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This probably qualifies more as 'sad' rather than 'funny'. But anyway, a quote from my business management class... "What was the name of that hurricane down in Louisiana that killed a lot of people? Something with a 'k'...Katie...or Kaitlyn...or something..." Yeah, my teacher didn't know the name of hurricane katrina. Why is she teaching us again? Oh and one time she was going on about how she had come to the (in her mind) brilliant conclusion that the south-west US had a larger consumption of tortilla chips (we were looking at some graph about snack foods) because there are a lot of spanish people there who eat a lot of corn in their diets ... and yet ... tortilla is a SPANISH word. It's not like it's some brilliant conclusion to say that spanish people eat spanish food. Ughh I really hate that class. (Just think about it - we used a text book in a sophomore high school class that has a section talking about HOW TO DO FACTIONS. ie 2/3. ie 4th grade math. There goes my faith in humanity...) |
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| Author: | Phoenix_Apollo [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:23 am ] |
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At least you didn't have my fifth grade teacher. He HATED to multi-task. And that's hard when you have stuff going missing, kids going to the advanced at a critical time, and a kid pulling down his pants going on... |
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| Author: | Addikt [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:34 pm ] |
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After the class had interrupted my English teacher several times while he was reading a story (like commenting, gasping, yelling, etc.), my teacher just yelled in our faces: "I AM NEVER GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH ANY OF YOU! I wasn't considering it before, and now I know it's just out of the question! All the noise you would make- it'd be worse than hell!" I couldn't agree more, Mr. O XD |
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| Author: | EpicMushroom [ Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:40 am ] |
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Ok well my science teacher was talking to us about how atoms transfer thier electrons and it went a little something like this... : Ok so the Sodium atom goes up to the Chlorine atom and says "Hey baby I think I've got something that you want!" So they go off and "transfer electrons".Class:... : So then the Magnesium atom goes up to the Chlorine atom and offers to "transfer electrons" and the chlorine atom says "Well I only need 1 electron but if I get my sister then we can all be happy!" and so the 2 chlorine atoms and the magnesium all "transfered electrons"Class:    
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| Author: | DaemonForce [ Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:42 am ] |
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EpicMushroom wrote: Chemical chance BIG BANG!  Back when I still had a chance at normal things in HS, the principal was the only adult there that I really ever got along with. This happened one morning:  *A wild principal appears!* Wow our class gets to be trolled for a prize this morning. Super good. *picks the suspicious looking Godot thingy* Lets see your planner. K. I don't really know if I've got anything in there for today. Looks like yesterday marked off quite a bit of stuff. Enough to make your eyes bleed. Lets see today....Online Server: MS-DCEX-01.###.###.##.###? It's my baby. Is that really schoolwork? It is when you realize the frustrations of moving homework between two completely different types of computers every day and when you can't depend on said computers to work at all. *grumble grumble* Fine.In case you're lost, and I'm sure all of you probably are, the school issues planner books for every student to organize and prioritize their work in an effort to make sure they do whatever they're assigned and turn it in. This didn't always work so they went a step further by rewarding random people in 1st period classes that actually use their planners. This example came from a time when I was being a bit overloaded with computer assignments and couldn't stand the idiot admin confusing everyone with cross-platform software jams. An MS-Word document would go from a Mac in the math class to a 2000 Server in the main hall to some outdated XP machine running a newer version of MS-Word. On top of this, the XP machines could not communicate at all with the adminshares. This caused all kinds of problems for everyone and especially for me since my work could never save properly on the LAN(adminset read-only). My grades in those classes suffered constant 0s because the idiot in charge had me print all proofs of my completed work and STILL would never actually take the time to take note that I was even doing assignments at all. I was so happy when the network exploded at the end of my last school year and I got the hell out of that place. My only regret was that I stayed 4 years too long. |
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| Author: | hippietree12 [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:04 pm ] |
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DaemonForce wrote: hippietree12 wrote: our teacher was saying that we were probably the only ppl that knew who it is by Ask about "Planet Claire" and watch his eyes burn up. i've gotta remember to do that next gym class! |
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| Author: | EpicMushroom [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:40 pm ] |
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DaemonForce wrote: EpicMushroom wrote: Chemical chance BIG BANG! Lol it took me a few times to reread it but I finally got it xD |
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| Author: | Balrog [ Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:12 am ] |
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"OK you bunch of pukes. Its good to see you again." |
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| Author: | hippietree12 [ Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:17 pm ] |
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you pukes? did the whole class go silent or start laughing? |
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| Author: | Quandtuniverse [ Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:18 pm ] |
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Addikt wrote: After the class had interrupted my English teacher several times while he was reading a story (like commenting, gasping, yelling, etc.), my teacher just yelled in our faces: "I AM NEVER GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH ANY OF YOU! I wasn't considering it before, and now I know it's just out of the question! All the noise you would make- it'd be worse than hell!" I couldn't agree more, Mr. O XD I love Mr. O :D |
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| Author: | Addikt [ Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:14 pm ] |
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Quandtuniverse wrote: Addikt wrote: After the class had interrupted my English teacher several times while he was reading a story (like commenting, gasping, yelling, etc.), my teacher just yelled in our faces: "I AM NEVER GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH ANY OF YOU! I wasn't considering it before, and now I know it's just out of the question! All the noise you would make- it'd be worse than hell!" I couldn't agree more, Mr. O XD I love Mr. O :D Mr. O is amazing. I love his super-punny name XD |
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| Author: | * price for love [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:50 am ] |
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In geography class, we were working, and then all of a sudden, Larry (fake name), starts laughing all silly-like, right? So my teacher, Ms. A, goes ... "SPONGEBOB! Shut your mouth, turn around, and get to work!" |
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| Author: | FdrlPrsctrTails [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:56 am ] |
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 witness. Judge James Dever. Assistant U.S. Attorney Addison "Addy" Briggs.*from my Trial today.* All my husband did was protect us! From what? Life! The horrible storm that is life!! Wha- Hold up. Judge? May I? *nods* Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about learning to dance in the rain....... Um, cool.
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| Author: | wannabe4chanmod [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:00 am ] |
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote: :tea: witness. Judge James Dever. Assistant U.S. Attorney Addison "Addy" Briggs.*from my Trial today.* All my husband did was protect us! From what? Life! The horrible storm that is life!! Wha- Hold up. Judge? May I? *nods* Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about learning to dance in the rain....... Um, cool.who is addy? |
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| Author: | * price for love [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:16 pm ] |
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote: :tea: witness. Judge James Dever. Assistant U.S. Attorney Addison "Addy" Briggs.*from my Trial today.* All my husband did was protect us! From what? Life! The horrible storm that is life!! Wha- Hold up. Judge? May I? *nods* Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about learning to dance in the rain....... Um, cool.I love that judge. And to stay on topic... ... my Japanese teacher - "So, let's go jack up French class." |
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| Author: | Balrog [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:11 pm ] |
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Mr. S Student *Drinking milk* *glares* What? Im not going to spill any Ya, thats what Sophie (his 1 year old daughter) says right before she throws her plate on the floor.
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| Author: | SuzuneAyasato [ Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:08 am ] |
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 Carina (always telling stupid things..) English teacher (she has white hair so..) Ah yes, isn't it .. (something I don't remember..) Carina, I'm going to jump out of the window now!*walks over to the window.* Oh snap. You are all lucky. I'm too fat to fit through!We LOL'd |
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| Author: | hippietree12 [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:21 am ] |
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote: :tea: witness. um are you a real attorney or sumthing? (stupid question i know...)
Judge James Dever. Assistant U.S. Attorney Addison "Addy" Briggs.*from my Trial today.* All my husband did was protect us! From what? Life! The horrible storm that is life!! Wha- Hold up. Judge? May I? *nods* Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about learning to dance in the rain....... Um, cool. |
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| Author: | Phoenix_Apollo [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:16 am ] |
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Yes, Tails is a prosecutor. and to answer prosecutorwannabe's stupid question: IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE POST! |
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| Author: | wannabe4chanmod [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:44 am ] |
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Phoenix_Apollo wrote: and to answer prosecutorwannabe's stupid question: IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE POST! The..... person he goes against? the defense attorney? in-other-news: I WANT TO BE A PROSECUTOR. :D |
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| Author: | hippietree12 [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:17 pm ] |
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Phoenix_Apollo wrote: Yes, Tails is a prosecutor. i bet you will be good at perfect prosecutor  @ prosecutorwannabe: the fact that you want to be a prosecutor is IN YOUR NAME!!!! (captain obvious strikes again!) |
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| Author: | FdrlPrsctrTails [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:25 pm ] |
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hippietree12 wrote: I bet you will be good at perfect prosecutor Not at the investigation part.... Also....  Michael Garcia, US Attorney. Judge Tom Reyman. I'm just saying, it's not normal for Prosecutor's to be so young! Can you hear me back there.... in the 1950's?
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| Author: | wannabe4chanmod [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:26 pm ] |
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote: I'm just saying, it's not normal for Prosecutor's to be so young!Im a prosecutor(wannabe) and im young. :D |
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| Author: | Duclis [ Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:25 pm ] |
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A year ago when some idiot in my PE class was whining about stupid shit our teacher asked her if she wanted him to call a WHAAAAAMBULENCE for her. She was just all " " about it.And even earlier than that (2-3 years ago) in spanish we were learning how to reject invitations to go somewhere with other people and our teacher said something like "So in case any of you girls get asked out by creepy guys, you can know how to turn them down politely." and this one girl said "Why, have you been asked out by creepy guys?" and he replied "Yes, in highschool. I wasn't that polite though." D: |
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| Author: | gs68 [ Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:17 am ] |
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Screw words. As part of a lecture one day, one of my professors did a guitar rendition of John Cage's 4'33". Much lulz ensued. |
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| Author: | Scorchgid [ Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:38 am ] |
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prosecutorwannabe wrote: Phoenix_Apollo wrote: and to answer prosecutorwannabe's stupid question: IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE POST! The..... person he goes against? the defense attorney? in-other-news: I WANT TO BE A PROSECUTOR. :D Tails try and control your fangirls I don't want this topic closed down too :edgworth: |
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| Author: | hippietree12 [ Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:24 pm ] |
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topics get locked because of fangirls? |
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| Author: | SuzuneAyasato [ Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:10 pm ] |
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| Do you feel it Raphael? DO YOU FEEL IIITTT??!!
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| Author: | hippietree12 [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:14 pm ] |
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who's raphael? |
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| Author: | SuzuneAyasato [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:16 pm ] |
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Random guy I don't even really know..I think he's from 3A.. |
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| Author: | FdrlPrsctrTails [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:21 am ] |
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 Me. Judge Shirley Kram. Graham Wilson, Defense Attorney Lucy Rivas, Defense Attorney. Ok, I understand the Defense has one last motion? We said that 45 minutes ago.... Mr. Lee, do have somewhere to be? ...........No, Judge. *winks* *sighs* Mr. Wilson? Oh, nothing more than a standard 19040. You'll have the GJ minutes by tomorrow. Then I'm done. *grabbing gavel* Great, we'll do this again tom- Wait, I have a very important motion! And you just now realized this? Was that directed at me?......Yes. *sigh* The Prosecution wishes to hear said motion. *sneers Here it is. *passes it to Judge* *reads*..... Is this a joke, Counselor? *sits up, looking worried* What are you implying? You're joking.. right? What is it? *hands to me* Ms. Rivas, I barely understand why the ACLU is involved in the first place, and this... *reads* What in the Hell is this?! Motion to have me recused because of my background?..Wha... I.. Objection! Explain this. Now. Mr. Lee is prosecuting these men, I'm sure he plans to use their background against them......... ..................Objection. Calls for a conclusion. What? We're on the same side! I don't wanna be pulled down with you. Your Honor, my background has nothing to do with the case at hand! Please, you're a spoiled rich kid. You're clearly biased against my client. Objection! That's bullsh- Counselor! *bangs gavel* Are you actually saying I should dismiss an Assistant United States Attorney simply because he's led a charmed life? No, becasue he's pre-disposed to judge my client as inferior. That's a lie, you can't imply I'm racist simply because I'm a rich Southerner, that's.... discrimination! He's right, Ms. Rivas. The ACLU can't have it's cake and eat it too. *grins*. Your Honor! Um.. is this going to hurt my case? Probably. Mr. Lee! Withdrawn. Ok. This was...'fun'. Any more of this and I'll make sure you all spend the night in one of Manhattan's nice jail cells. *bangs gavel* Adjourned.
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| Author: | wannabe4chanmod [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:11 am ] |
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote: :kyouya: Me. Judge Shirley Kram. Graham Wilson, Defense Attorney Lucy Rivas, Defense Attorney. Ok, I understand the Defense has one last motion? We said that 45 minutes ago.... Mr. Lee, do have somewhere to be? ...........No, Judge. *winks* *sighs* Mr. Wilson? Oh, nothing more than a standard 19040. You'll have the GJ minutes by tomorrow. Then I'm done. *grabbing gavel* Great, we'll do this again tom- Wait, I have a very important motion! And you just now realized this? Was that directed at me?......Yes. *sigh* The Prosecution wishes to hear said motion. *sneers Here it is. *passes it to Judge* *reads*..... Is this a joke, Counselor? *sits up, looking worried* What are you implying? You're joking.. right? What is it? *hands to me* Ms. Rivas, I barely understand why the ACLU is involved in the first place, and this... *reads* What in the Hell is this?! Motion to have me recused because of my background?..Wha... I.. Objection! Explain this. Now. Mr. Lee is prosecuting these men, I'm sure he plans to use their background against them......... ..................Objection. Calls for a conclusion. What? We're on the same side! I don't wanna be pulled down with you. Your Honor, my background has nothing to do with the case at hand! Please, you're a spoiled rich kid. You're clearly biased against my client. Objection! That's bullsh- Counselor! *bangs gavel* Are you actually saying I should dismiss an Assistant United States Attorney simply because he's led a charmed life? No, becasue he's pre-disposed to judge my client as inferior. That's a lie, you can't imply I'm racist simply because I'm a rich Southerner, that's.... discrimination! He's right, Ms. Rivas. The ACLU can't have it's cake and eat it too. *grins*. Your Honor! Um.. is this going to hurt my case? Probably. Mr. Lee! Withdrawn. Ok. This was...'fun'. Any more of this and I'll make sure you all spend the night in one of Manhattan's nice jail cells. *bangs gavel* Adjourned.and capcom says' real life isn't as funny as the ace attorney games... :D |
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| Author: | PhoenixFire [ Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:15 am ] |
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My 7th grade teacher, Mrs. Kelly was EPIC WIN. Mrs. Kelly: ...or I'll BEAT you!! Random kid: Is that a threat Mrs. Kelly?! Mrs. Kelly: No, it's a promise! They'd kick me out of the school if I threatened you! ....Epic. Win. Teacher. |
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