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If a doorman wouldn't let you into a night club...Topic%20Title

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... because he was convinced you were a member of an Asian mafia, how would you react and what you do?

Also, you need to get into the night club because your daughter is being held captive by a large group of six year olds.
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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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Go off somewhere, build a giant wooden horse, get inside of it, and use it to go inside the club. It worked for the Trojans, right? This plan should be flawless. After that, I would offer the children a bunch of candy that I happened to remember to pack inside of the horse and tell them that they gotta go inside the horse to get inside. Once they do, I'll lock them up and rescue my beautiful daughter. Then I'll question why people think I'm Asian when I'm clearly of French/Irish decent and wonder why I would have a daughter if I'm still a virgin and never adopted before in my life..... this world is full of surprises.
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seems interesting!

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beat up the six year olds, and use their fake id's to get into the club afterwards for a celebration drink
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I can try the back door.
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Falcon....

PAAAAAAUNNCH!!!!
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Holy Hell wrote:
... because he was convinced you were a member of an Asian mafia, how would you react and what you do?

Also, you need to get into the night club because your daughter is being held captive by a large group of six year olds.

Here's my plan.

1. Get into a fight with a lot of hobos, beating up some guy with dreads.
2. Move into the subway and thus into an underground fighting arena - whup a beefy otaku
3. Make my way into the west side area, piledrive a corrupt police officer
4. Destroy a drug ring (related to the kidnapping, I swear!) by lariating a red beret
5. Liberate the pier from the 6 year old gang by beating up a punk
6. Head into the night club proper and uppercut a six year old on a wheelchair through a window, killing him when he lands
7. Get arrested
8. Exit through hole due to riot
9. Wander around
10. Get arrested again
11. Get released
12. Doping myself due to knees being shot for no goddamn reason
13. Have my brother beat up a lot of hobos, junkies, schoolgirls, ninjas and freaky shits (including myself) in that order
14. Have brother pop cap in preacher's ass
15. Have knees miraculously heal
16. ???
17. Profit.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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I'd just go off and make another one....

No, I'd just slip the doorman a bunch of money. And then get my ass kicked by the 6-year olds.
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Show him the bloody heads of the Asian mafia.
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disable him and render him conscious then Id throw pinatas full of candy outside of the club to distract the lil hellions
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Bury a pitfall outside the night club then stand apart from it and ask the guy if "he's gonna make me move". He falls, flailing his arms in the air.

I advance into the night club, watching some stoned 6 year olds. My daughter, Grace, is probably just playing some Fire Emblem through this on the Pink DS Lite I bought her.

Bless. =]
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AK-47. Flash grenades. Ponies. All you need to cause havoc in a night club and get back your daughter. Blind the guard, shoot the mafia members in the club, send the ponies in to distract/trample the six-year olds, set off another flash grenade and get out through the back door.
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Speed up, n00b

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Only one answer. Invisble tanks for the guards, and invisble guns for the 6 year olds. Nothing beats invisble guns becuase they're magical!
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I live in freakin' New York, I'll solve this the way most people here would solve it. I'd bust a cap in the doorman's ass and pop in a few more for his ass for his stupidity.

Then bribe all of the 6 years olds with money until they let my daughter. And when they turn away from me, bust a cap in their little skulls, pick up my money and walk out of the club as if nothing ever happened. :karma:
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SCIENCE!

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Seeing as I am a member of the Asian mafia, I would pull out my katana and slice the man's head off as I race inside to engage in epic battle with an army of toddlers.
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Explain how my lineage is actually French.

If he didn't believe me...

Super Muffin wrote:
AK-47. Flash grenades. Ponies.


...if I didn't have access to these items... I know at this point I'd have an amazing wife who would be able to kick my butt and certainly the doorman's... as well as many 6 year olds.
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offer. cookies. now.

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I'd take that muscular guy from the box quite some topics ago that I somehow kept in my cellar and make him fight the doorman while I walk into the night club, then I'd take those six year olds and force them into the "if an endless stream of six year olds came rushing at you..." topic for the CR members to murder in horrible ways, and take my daughter, so we could go get some ice cream together .... hmm... ice cream...
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Do it the Fatal Deviation way. After the doorman unneccesarily calls me a "little bollocks", I walk away then randomly jump kick him in the face.
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One question: If this man was convinced that I was a member of the Asian Mafia(Let's assume the Yakuza), why would he deny me access to the club? Surely he'd know the consequences of messing with a modern day samurai.
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GearsoftheApparatus wrote:
One question: If this man was convinced that I was a member of the Asian Mafia(Let's assume the Yakuza), why would he deny me access to the club? Surely he'd know the consequences of messing with a modern day samurai.

You're probably on Triad territory then.
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