~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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me
friend
You should be a stylist!
Yeah, thatd be cool!
Then we could all wear youre brand
hmmm
We could all wear you!
O_o
Let me laugh at the AWESOME!!!
Gender: Male
Location: U.K.
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Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798

Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:03 pm
Posts: 931
: Myself
: Friend
: Other friend
: Another friend
: Annoying airhead
: Her friend
: Is the Mile High Club something to do with golf?
: It's like the kitchen after my mum's been in there.
: I'm going to say all my lines in a way that suggests I'm really disgusted with the depraved actions of the other characters.
: Can you do 'snob'?
: Every day.
: Are they real gorillas? (She now says she meant to ask whether 'guerilla' was spelt the same way as the animal, but not many believe her.)
: So, if you didn't get a seat in parliament, did you have to stand?
: Stop making fun of Ini. It's technically bullying.
: She didn't ask if they were real gorillas.
: She asked 'are they spelled like gorillas.
: No she didn't.
: I know she did, I was there.
: No you weren't. I was there.
(In other conversation, talking to
)
: (Explains current situation)
: I'm sorely tempted to yell objection.
: Or maybe 'you're lying dammit! And I can prove it!'
: Go on.
: But I can't prove it.
: OBJECTION!
: On what grounds?
: I was there. You're lying.
: You can't prove that.
: I really need to call a witness.
: Someone who was there.
: We need more evidence!
: Your nice personality is evidence.
: We need to find something that defines us.
: Well, when I think of you, I think of some kind of incredible walking encyclopedia.
: Maybe I could read from a dictionary. And when I lose I tear out the pages.
: Or perhaps stuff them in my mouth.
: Given that you really like skateboarding, I think you should play with a miniature skateboard on the table.
: When you're winning, you can do amazing tricks,
: But when you lose, it flies up and takes your eye out.
Gender: None specified
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Posts: 1501
= Me
= My sister
I like Star Wars!
You've never even see it.
Yes I have. I've seen Durp Wars too.
I WANT TO WATCH THAT.
TIT WARS!!!1
1000% Knight
Gender: Male
Rank: Moderators
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:06 pm
Posts: 6932
: Me (I play a prominent role :D Yay me!)
: I swear, one of these days... one of these days... I may be 90, but one of these days...
: Where and what is Trinidad and Tabago? A landlocked country near the Yukon? A small island off the coast of Venezuela? What?
: See? You do know where it is!
: Y'know, we really need to work on that denial problem of yours.
: What denial problem?
: Exactly!
: I kind of want to take off my pants...
: Oh my god! My life is just like the movie 23, except with 3! If you take the digital root of my birthday, mutliply it by my social security number, divide that by the square root of the combined ages of my pets, minus the age of my cat, times the square of the number of fish I've had in my lifetime, divided by the number of programs on my computer, to the power of the number of letters in my name, times the number of cousins twice removed I have, over the square root of the number of furs my older dog has, times the average density of my body, plus the number of times I've badly sung the opening of FMA (a lot), times the number of times I've bawled over Hughes' death (a lot more), times zero plus three gets three! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! It means I'm... I'm... I'm... Well, I haven't seen the movie 23, so I don't really know...
: IT MEANS YOUR AN IDIOT!
: Okay, no more sneaking up on m-Where'd you go?
: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Evesdropping! I'm disappointed in you!
: Sh! I'm trying to listen to these people talk!
: Why don't you read 1984?
: I don't like history books.
: You're hopeless...
: Yes! Hopeless, and proud of it!
: Do you have to read my story out loud?
: Only the stupid lines.
: I wonder how many 'o's I can type in and still go to google.com!
: Two.
: I'm either going to do it tomorrow or Saturday.
: Tomorrow is Saturday.
: My stubborness makes up for lack of arguments!
: Don't worry. I'm not going to eat your head and fry it in lemon juice.
: Of course not! You're going to fry it in lemon juice, and then eat my head!
: Why is he wearing an eyepatch?
: I already explained it to you! I was too lazy to draw a second eye!
The Father of Death
Gender: Male
Location: Beavercreek, Ohio
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Mayonaisse! Fuck yeah!

:|
Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sun May 27, 2007 6:16 am
Posts: 278
- would be me
- is my best friend
- is my best friend's brother
- another friend
'I puked and a tuna bit my balls.' *from a movie*
SUCK MY DICK. *said many times in grade four, though she's a girl.*
I had a dream that Josh Hartnett was swimming in my boob. :D
And I thought MY dreams are retarded!
*smug look*
...Th-that's not something to be proud of!
Is she done yet?
*behind a wall of some sort, but can't be heard by
* ...18 inches... sooo shiny... I love it...
... What are you talking about? Can I see it?
*turns around* My new laptop?
Aww. *looks down*
You're screwed up, you know?
:D Yup!
*headbangheadbangheadbangheadbang* F*** YOU, DAAAAAAAAN!
...What's wrong with-
*sigh* She got high on the marijuana at the A7X concert last night. I guess this is the aftereffects.
WHOOOOOOOO!
I don't think those five energy drinks helped either...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA- *whacked in the head by a rubber ball*
Yeeah, I think she should've paid attention. *sighs*
I saw on Mythbusters-
Now, what did you see on Mythbusters?
Yes, what did you see?
&
*looking at him with false interest plastered on faces*
That some teenage girls wash their jeans in hot water while wearing them-
They throw themselves into the washer?
NO! They take a bath with them-
Oh, and you must've enjoyed watching that, now did you?
*facepalm*
Gender: None specified
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Me
My sister
My mom
I'd rather send you to night school where all the old people go are than make you go back to [name of my old school removed because it's so awful people die when hearing it's name :C]
....Old people? *pretends to be an old man* You a pretty little girl....
You're horrible DX
Not THAT old people.
Searching for Big Whoop.
Gender: Female
Location: I left my heart in Rubacava.
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 666
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
Gender: Female
Location: not telling
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Me
Miyourii
Rachel
So, I was playing on case 2 and...
WE KNOW! THE MAGIC PANTIES!
You guys are awfully loud....
YOU ARE TOO OBSESSED WITH THAT GAME!
(Talking to self) Of course, they'll never understand the woe of a girl obsessed with videogames......
We can hear you, you know.
GO SUCK CORN!
.....WTF?
Letz get down to Buzzinezz
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Rank: Suspect
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Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:29 am
Posts: 1798
: Me
: Guy I Was Cross-Examining
So, you said "weed" was immoral, right?
Oh, of course!
And that's why it shouldn't be legalized? No other reason?
Right!
Hmm. Interesting. *Pause* Do you consider yourself "moral"?
Yes!
Have you ever smoked weed?
No!
Have you ever injected weed?
No!
Have you ever eaten weed?
...
"..."?
...
I think the House would like your answer, now.
...
No further questions.

Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario
Rank: Ace Attorney
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= Me
= Stoner Friend
= Other Friend
: Whats that?
: Its weed. *Eats some*
: You might as well be putting it in your Milk Shake.
: THATS A GREAT IDEA! *Dumps it all in*
: -_-""
: o.O"

Like Kafka, but less verminous
Gender: Male
Location: Where dreams go to die
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:09 am
Posts: 3
But yeah, I usually do the right thing. This job has got me on the right path, ya know?
That's good to hear.
All I do is work, sleep, and smoke weed. It's great.
Weed isn't exactly the best thing...
I know, but I always do the right thing. I used to get into fights, ya know? I'd stab people *shows stab wound*
Stabbing people is the right thing to do?!
Yeah. They can't lock you up if you say it's self-defense.
no not like that
Gender: None specified
Location: Germany
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:09 pm
Posts: 344
me
a friend
random 3-year-old girl, passing by
So you know-
I see a penis.
...?
Did she mean me? 8D
I give love a bad name.
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the Great Sea
Rank: Ace Attorney
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all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
Rank: Medium-in-training
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- me
- friend
- random friend´s 6 years old cousin
: hi there
: fuck your mother
: fuck yours
1000% Knight
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a friend
random 3-year-old girl, passing by
So you know-
I see a penis.
...?
Did she mean me? 8D

The Modern Odysseus
Gender: Male
Location: Massachusetts
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:14 am
Posts: 497
Gender: None specified
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1501
= My dad
= Me
What'd you do today?
Nothing.
So you just sat there in one place and breathed?
Yes.
Wow, you're like a monk.
I'm tons of fun.
*just laughs*
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1798
= Me
= LooityLoo
: Woooooooooooow
: I was looking over my notes, studying for finals
: I TAKE SERIOUSLY SHITTY NOTES, LOO
: XDDDDD
: you win.
: *mails you my super detailed government notes*
: ;D
: ;D
: "Hatch Act: ...Dude. WTF is the Hatch Act? ...Nevermind, I want a Rockstar. >_> I wonder what Evidence Bee'll need for VII."
: ^ ACTUAL QUOTE FROM MY NOTEBOOK
:: XDDDDD are you kidding me?!
HAHAHA
:: that is the best
:: ever
"Watergate Scandal: ...God, if you don't know what fucking WATERGATE was, you shouldn't be in this class. ...So, the Knife lets you stab one person each Phase. ...Hmm, so, is it going to be Pie, or Sklarvv...?"
: .......................... omg.
: those are the best
: fucking
: notes
: ever

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Me :C
Some disgusting fuckface I actually used to be friends with.
Her ex-boyfriend (who's actually gay olololol but was pretending he's not for some "religious reasons")
History teacher ololololol
Typical school slut (she even got knocked up later on and was a total show-off about it, but it turned out she was pretending :/)
Lamer who followed me from my old middle school. srzly.
A fail person. :C
Ok, your cool.
...And your sexy. Lets get married.
Hell yeah!
So Eric, WHEN did you come out of the closet?
...Right after I got done with YO MOMMA.
Meredith, you have two chins. One here and here.
No I don't!
You have three chins now.
...
Do you have a boyfriend?
NO!
...Are you gay?
THATS ENOUGH!
Don't poke my knee Mellisa, it hurts.
aims her fist at his crotch)
: Oh, so you don't any babies?
WHAT? Thats not right!
It was last night. ...Don't worry Meredith, we used a condom.
I was at MY HOUSE last night, thank you very much!
Thats were I was too! Oh wait, your eyes were closed.
all your lulz are belong to us
Gender: Male
Location: under your bed
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= cousin
= me
: This place should be beatiful at night ^^
: Yeah full of sex, drougs and alcohol ^^
: are you drunk ¬¬?
: Probably...
= me
= friend that likes 300
: ENOUGH... THIS IS MADNESS!
: MADNESS?..... THIS... IS... THE CLASSROOM!
(it wasn´t coffe it was a pen but it made the same effect XD)
Mia Fey: Rookie Killer
Gender: Female
Location: Floriduhhhhh
Rank: Suspect
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Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1798
= Me
= FerdieLance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4
: ... what the devil?
: This is horrible.
: Oh, keep watching.
: It's... like watching a stand-up comedian die on stage.
: Okay, "chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga" is inexplicably funny.
: Oh my god this is a truly horrible song,
: (Grits his teeth.)
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The Father of Death
Gender: Male
Location: Beavercreek, Ohio
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That one guy from that one place
Gender: Male
Location: Narnia
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:54 am
Posts: 179
*munch munch munch*
YOU ATE MY FRUIT COCKTAIL COOKIE!!!

Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
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= My friend
= His friend
= His other friend
= Host of a party
went to
= Girl at party
= Other girl at party
: Boy at party
: How was the party?
: Well Ema started putting make-up on Stiles so Sawhit, Wellington and I sloped off to play football and I hit Adrian in the face.
OMGWTF A TALKING BEANIE
Gender: Male
Location: I LIVE IN ISENGARD NOOB!!! >:(
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Posts: 75
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Location: Ontario
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Mia Fey: Rookie Killer
Gender: Female
Location: Floriduhhhhh
Rank: Suspect
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Posts: 49
= DahliaXKristoph.
= LooityLoo.
The Modern Odysseus
Gender: Male
Location: Massachusetts
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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My sister, obviously.
(Pretending to be Pearl) Mr.Nick, what are tits? :C
me olol
Erman (GET IT)
lol emo faggot babies :C
Wow... they would be amazing. But they'd be too busy cutting each other to get horny.
PFFFF WHAT
WINNER
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Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
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= me
= Friend, who likes making me out to be some kind of pervert.
= The ginger-haired girl mentioned previously
= Friend of
: (to
) El femme a la grand clevage...J'ADORE!
*Is in hysterics*
: Do you recall trying to charm Dahlia by saying that you like girls with big breasts in French?
: No, but it's the kind of thing I'd do.
: Do you seriously not remember? In RE? Diego was in hysterics?
: Vaguely.
: That was so funny. I can't believe you don't recall. Extraordinary. You have an awful memory.
: I've harmed my arm playing with my exercise pole and yes I do realise what that sounds like.
: No comment.
: It's this thing I got that you have to shake back and forth for the purpose of getting exercise. I understand that doesn't make it sound any less like masturbation.
: It also has rubber on the end so now it sounds like two-person sex.
: And if I tell you that I shook it back and forth for ages yesterday while watching Columbo it makes me sound gay.
: Aren't you pleased that I'm filling in your side of the conversation for you?
: You know, I've twigged that just before sixth form ends and we go off into our new lives, we'll want to reminisce about all our time at school. And you won't remember any of it. Or barely any.
: I remember loads.
: Maybe so. But you forget things like the French breasts moment. That was one of the funniest moments ever.
: I'm just taking note that you're remembering breast moments.
: I was going to say I really walk into these things, but then you'd say something like 'you walk into breasts?' and I'd look even worse.
: So, what's happening in Death Note now?
: Is he eating potato chips?
: He's kind of like the Daniel Plainview of anime
: Except Light take a potato chip...AND EATS IT!
: While Plainview. Drinks. Your. MILKSHAKE!
: HE DRINKS IT UP!
Gender: Male
Location: England
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= me
= Friend
= Other friend, fond of saying 'Oh and that's a BAD MISS' (a catchphrase from the comedy That Mitchell And Webb Look in the snooker commentating sketch).
: *Hits cue ball*
: Now THAT was a bad miss!
*Takes shot*
: Take that again.
: *Replaces cue ball where it was (roughly) and takes shot again)
: You should have taken the first time!
: Have any of us actually potted a ball yet?
: No.
: I have.
: Have you?
: Yeah, the white (cue) ball.
: Well, we've all potted that! (Which, sadly, was true. Before any of us sunk a ball we were actually meant to, all three of us had sunk the cue ball at least once. Yeah, we're bad.)
took us to buy some food and drink for the day.
, having debated whether or not to buy a large packet of Skips: Forget it, I've been tempted by the Devil. *Goes over to get packet, and struggles to get it out of its container*
(quietly, to me) : It's stuck. THERE IS A GOD.
(looking at packet) : Sage and Onion. That would make a great cop show.
: They've already got Rosemary and Thyme.
: So, what would Sage and Onion's gimmick be?
: At the end of every episode, the criminal is crying.
Okay. But what would Sage do? Wouldn't it feel a bit left out?
: It's part of the deal.
HOT STEPPIN' FFFFFFFFF
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and I have another friend who always mispronounces Japanese names, so one day I beat a video game,
and I were reading the names the way our friend would read it.
and
in unison: TAKE SHIT AH!
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Posts: 1501
Me
PhoenixFire
increased amount of typos=the result of brain borking juice
figures
i hd to mch lats nihgt.
ouch.
i hs hngovre
lay off that for awhile
OR ELSE
no fcuk yuo i drnik bairn bkrogni jcuie
have fun having an iq of 0 after that, then
8D
i wlli
btcih
lmfao
WINNER
i no im wnnire
gdo im nto supitd
OLOLOLOLOLOLOL
damn, this juice is also making you bitchy :C
i'm sure if someone saw the shit i used to draw during class, they would send me to a mental ward :C
lmao
WELL IT'S TRUE
lolol. Also, :C
last week i was looking through my shit, and i found shit like a dog with one arm
......
and i was all "WTF I DON'T REMEMBER DRAWING THIS"
o________o