Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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Me
My friend
A friend of my friend, Shane Shane came around yesterday. Oh god... He brought over some private DVDs. Hmmm...(not interested) He got Hancock. Yeah, I rather watch the real DVDs you get from HMV, etc. OMG, do you know what he kept saying? He kept making jokes about the title? How did you know?! You wasn't at my house yesterday! I know. He's too predictable.(flashback)
"hand"...."cock"! Hahahahahah! *repeats the joke to my friend 8 times over*(back to present)
How lame. This is why I don't like him.---------------------------------
My friend, again.
Another friend of my friend (talks street)My friend told me this when she went shopping. She wrapped her MP3 player with her headphones. Somehow they unravel and the jack came off the MP3 player. The MP3P drops onto the ground and falls into the drain. o_O o_O Luckily there was a plumbing site nearby and a guy helps my friend to get the MP3P back. She has to lay on the ground and dig the nasty drain out. Now...
comes along... What are you doing?! You look wrong! I know...I want to get my MP3 player back. Leave it! It's gone! That MP3 player has sentimental value to me. What if you lost something like a wedding ring down the drain? Wouldn't you go and get it?Other friends of
: Yeah yeah I would. NO! I buy another one! Just leave it man! Okay, I will get it back and I will go "Ha!" in your face, the next time I see you...A few days later....
and bumps into each other... (talking on phone): Wait, wait. Hold on. (To ): Did you get it back? Yes, so HA! (back on the phone): Hey, hey. The girl got her MP3 back. (Back to ): But it doesn't work anymore. I know. I'm going to frame it on my wall when it fell down the drain. Why are you going to frame it for? The day I proved you wrong! No! Don't do that man!!
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Bombom Dubbie wrote:
How did you know?! You wasn't at my house yesterday! I know. He's too predictable.(flashback)
"hand"...."cock"! Hahahahahah! *repeats the joke to my friend 8 times over*(back to present)
You have flashbacks in real life? Marvellous.
Heh, my friend
would probably make those same jokes.
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Me My friend who's a boy *dancing with a fan* (don't ask why) You might as well ask to marry it while you're at it, Nadine. Oh, fan. You make me so...cool! Hahaa. Let's have a go Kay. *moves away* Oh, fan. I love the way you...blow. *cracks up for about an hour* *facepalm*
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Bomberkid
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Salutation Here wrote:
Bombom Dubbie wrote:
How did you know?! You wasn't at my house yesterday! I know. He's too predictable.(flashback)
"hand"...."cock"! Hahahahahah! *repeats the joke to my friend 8 times over*(back to present)
You have flashbacks in real life? Marvellous.
Heh, my friend
would probably make those same jokes.Hahahahah. I imagined him saying that damn lame joke xD
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I'm just here for the Butterbeer.
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= me
= my cousin 
= two friends of the family who also came over *talking about my trip to Japan, then remembering that my cousin took a trip to Europe* Oh, that's right, you went to Europe, right? How'd it go? *talks about Europe stuff that confuses me* Well yeah, it's all that European-ness. ... XDDDDD ??? ??? *in between laughter* Did you realize what you just said?! *thinks* (*cough* "European-ness" happens to sound like "you're a penis" *cough*) *5 minutes later* OH. XDDDDDD
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Jade wrote:
*thinks* (*cough* "European-ness" happens to sound like "you're a penis" *cough*) *5 minutes later* OH. XDDDDDDAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA I laugh so hard xDD
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= Her
= Teacher(Discussing Italy)
: Anyone know in which city Fiat cars are made? : Germany.
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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Salutation Here wrote:
The airhead from my history class somehow had both the results and the inclination to keep going with history, so we had a fun moment today:
= Her
= Teacher
(Discussing Italy)
: Anyone know in which city Fiat cars are made?
: Germany.
= Her = Teacher(Discussing Italy)
: Anyone know in which city Fiat cars are made? : Germany.I get those people quite a lot <.<
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PM me, I bite ;)
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Dude, tell your pants it's not nice to point.
Best. Quote. Ever.
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shojogirl wrote:
Dude, tell your pants it's not nice to point.
Best. Quote. Ever.
Best. Quote. Ever.
Oh god.
IT IS.
edit: besides 'Durp to God' and few others, but that's just my own personal bias. :C
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But....
"It's getting hard, so wouldn't be good to eat anymore and it's starting to grow very slowly"
"It's so straight, it's so perfect. Usually, some are really crooked."
What do those quotes bring mental pictures of?
This is where they're from
Gotcha!
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I didn't expect it to be actually about zucchini though.
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shojogirl wrote:
Dude, tell your pants it's not nice to point.
But that completely goes against the Ace Attorney philosophy!
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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: Dumbass friend : Me *Punched in face* TWO FOR FLINCHING! *Punches in face two more times* OW! What the hell!? I didn't flinch, you hit me! No I didn't!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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: Girl thief "friend" Me (again) *Manslaughtered by ghost in Halo 3* DAMN! I'm unstoppable! Huh? What's that? *Jumps on ghost and steals it* *tries to get away* *jumps on ghost* Yoink! HEY! STOP JACKING OFF MY GHOST! *shocked*
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Give her the dick.
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Gym teacher Student------
You're late. 
What? I came!
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PhoenixFirelol more MSN
I JUST FOUND MY JEW er, my science book. why did I call it a jew idunno lol
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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= Me
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: You called me during class? : Oh ya, I did do that, didn't I :What was it about? : Yes, I wanted to ask you "Whats a good sexual Innuendo I can make about me and your sister?" : ... ><""""" FUCK YOU!
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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GARBLE GARBLE GARBLE
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: yeah, so i looked under my brothers bed the other day and i found a buncha socks, a bag of doritos, and a mexican porn magazine titled "Fiesta!!!"edit: this may be a quote from somewhere, and he just repeated it, but i'm not sure because i wasn't paying attention to him until he said this...
OBJECTION!!!1!!!!!1!11!!@!
I ONLY TYPE IN CAPS SO ALL THE OTHER LETTERS IN THE SENTENCE DON'T GET JEALOUS OF THE FIRST ONE.
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Salutation Here wrote:
: Is the Mile High Club something to do with golf?We had a reference to this today:
: When (teacher) was talking about flying I wonderer how many people were going to be joining the Mile High Club.
: And play golf. : Putting balls into holes. : (I walked into that one)Also, today in history, the class was being really irritating about not understanding the concept of patronage of the crown (where members of royalty were able to choose people they liked for easy jobs). I later complained about this to the above friend:
: THE ROYALS GAVE CUSHY JOBS TO PEOPLE THEY LIKE, OKAY!? : *Waggling eyebrows* : You'd think I'd be more careful about what I say around you. : But no, I make innuendoes left, right and center. : DON'T!Also, a good moment from when another friend (:takao:) was looking through the index of a biology textbook:
: CLEAVAGE! Wait, what?
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Me
GamerErman2001 Danny explodes! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO also, durp Danny un-explodes somehow! Only to explode again and the un-explode! that reminded me of pokemon for some reason DANNY used explosion! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!112 Ahahah and meredith does DURP ATTACK it missed :C Danny uses EMO WHINING! It's super-annoying! HEY, YOU STOLE MY MOVE lol I did? OH SHI- I USE WHINY CUNT ATTACK :C DANNY USES WHINY BASTARD ATTACK IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!11 We were pretty much doing retarded stuff like this up all night yesterday until 1AM this morning.
edit: btw- "Whiny Cunt" is my new nickname now, lmao
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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Various Chem Classmates
: My Chem teacher - "The present is now...and now...and now..." - "Uh, okay." - "When I said "and now" three times a minute ago, that was the past." - "I am good children." - "You and all your personalities?" - "I have something to talk to you about." - "We're going on a field trip!" - "No." - "We're going home?" - "We're going to take a nap?" - "No." - "Are we taking a nap-trip?" - "What's a 'nap-trip'?" - "No, we're not going on a 'nap-trip', whatever that is." - "How about a trip-nap?" - *talking about the fact that Potassium is a metal* - "So if you ate a banana, then had an MRI... you'd die?"Jazz Ensemble:
- *talking to a dark-skinned classmate* "White is the absorbance of all colors, and black is the reflection of all colors. So, we're actually the colored ones!"Band:
- *shouting* "I love sucking!"Afterschool:
(Me) - "Ya know, part of me wishes I had my own copy of Twilight, just so I could burn it after I finished. ...I bet it'd be pretty."
(Mom) - "It'd probably sparkle, too." (Well, it was funny at the time.)
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Miss Twister wrote:
- "I have something to talk to you about." - "We're going on a field trip!" - "No." - "We're going home?" - "We're going to take a nap?" - "No." - "Are we taking a nap-trip?" - "What's a 'nap-trip'?" - "No, we're not going on a 'nap-trip', whatever that is." - "How about a trip-nap?"AW MAN, I FUCKING LOVE TAKING TRIP-NAPS!
XDDDD
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Pipin' hot Justice.
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Matthew (my brother): Hey. Did you ever get the urge to eat one-thousand chicken nuggets?
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Family: *watching TV, sees Garth Brooks perform at a New Year's Concert*
Colin (older brother): *singing* Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up! Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up! Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up! Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up! *set on repeat for a half hour*
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Matt: I'LL DESTROY YOUR FACE.
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*on the phone while Jake, Brian's boyfriend, is cooking for him*
Brian (Gay Best Friend <3): Ugh.
Me: What?
Brian: Jake wants me to eat his Portuguese sausage, but I don't like sausage.
Me: ... 8D
Brian: ...what? Wait. Oh. xD
Me: Poor Jake. Well, tell him I think his "sausage" is awesome.
Brian: Yes. And it's all mine.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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"sausage"
That's a good one!
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Friend 1:
Friend 2:
Me:
:You still can't wield the stick of justice!:...I bet Phoenix can wield the stick of Justice (oh god XD) :OMFG Amber 1500 exp points and you can now wield the stick of justice
:*EPIC FAIL ACHIEVEMENT* 100-exp points : wow, point deductible...:/ sorry Amber:...your face is point deductible >_>
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So, in all his genius, Craig asks:
"So, can I have your information for the insurance company?"
Apparently she gave him this really funny stare that screamed "What part of undercover didn't you get?" x3
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a fortiori wrote:
Haha, so my friend, Craig, rear-ends this car. He gets out, as does the other driver, to survey the damage. It's just a simple fender bender but he decides to play it safe. He and the woman get to talking about the matter when she suddenly reveals she's an FBI agent, currently undercover on assignment. Flashes the badge and everything.
So, in all his genius, Craig asks:
"So, can I have your information for the insurance company?"
Apparently she gave him this really funny stare that screamed "What part of undercover didn't you get?" x3
So, in all his genius, Craig asks:
"So, can I have your information for the insurance company?"
Apparently she gave him this really funny stare that screamed "What part of undercover didn't you get?" x3
That seems like an awfully big coincidence. Are you sure she wasn't just impersonating an FBI agent so he couldn't get her details to sue her?
We had some good times watching someone play GTA today:
= Me = Friend
= Player = Someone else : *Gets out laptop* : Are you going to kill prostitutes? (Said in reference to last time I saw him play)(He begins playing)
: Oh, is this a game? : Yeah, I'm not actually going to go and kill prostitutes. What did you think I meant? : I thought you were going to google prostitutes being killed in some sick video or something.(A little later)
: Where are all the prostitutes?*Crashes into tree*
: Not there.Later on, when he was walking around, he kept getting run over by cars/vans/other vehicles every five seconds:
: The lesson here is don't walk in the middle of the road! : Oh yeah.Later still, he got a motorcycle:
: *Goes wrong way up a street, weaving in between traffic* : At least you're doing better at not getting run over.*Car hits him from the front*
: Oh, THANKS!(Attacking the cashier in a shop)
*Cashier crouches and attacks have no effect*
: What's going on? How do I crouch?*Continues flailing away uselessly*
: This is the worst fight ever!
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= Me (lol) = Friend~~~~~~~~~~~~
: okkkkkkkkkk and yes i have pretty much given up on typing with punctuation : Naanananna. : as you can see : I've tried to give up many times. But.... I just can't. I CAN'T. I TRY. BUT I CAN'T. -cries- : thats pathetic D< : WAHHH. : GRASP YOUR INNER ILLITERACY AND PUT IT TO WORK!~~~~~~~~~~~~
And then somehow the topic went to Franziska.
: FRANNY IS ALMOST NOTHING WITHOUT THE WHIP, HER SNAPPY CLOTHES, HER EVIL TYRANT FOR A FATHER, HER BLUE HAIR, AND HER FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOLS SPEECH. : BUT THAT'S EVERYTHING : YEAH I GUESS LOL : Hahahaha... What's her dad's name? All I call him is Von Karma. manfred or something OH LOL HAHAHAHA! I'M BUSTING A GUT! MAN FRED. Ooh whew. -shuts up- Funny name. it's trueeeeee. yeah. manfred. pffffff : Manfredddd. -cough- And his wife is Womanfreddita. -laughing very hard- CAN'T BREATHE! Sorry if I suck.... Poor Franziska D:. O LOL WOMANFREDDITA XDDDDDDDDDDDD. THAT'S PRICELESS. I MEAN...Nick's cap = 15 dollars
Lotta's camera = 500 dollars or something
Franny's whip = um i'm guessing 700 dollars
BUT WOMANFREDDITA. PRICELESS.
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Friend: Nothing better than talking about women with your buddies like this.
George: Oh, it could be better.
Friend: You're right, there could be beer.
George: There could be women.
Friend: XDDDDDDD
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= Me
= Him = His friend : *Looking at my work* Forms? What forms? : *Explains* : I wish I never asked. : *In poem* My money and life you deprived When you handed me my P45.
: What's a P45? : An unployment form. : Oh, I thought it was a gun. : *Indicates own sheet* Ah, I know about forms. : Plato's Unenployment Form. *In poem*The engine of the bus sprung to unhappiest life
Something something
Something something
Why did you fire me for sleeping with your wife?
Something something
Something ending in the word 'remorse'
: *Out loud* Why did you fire me for sleeping with your horse?*After finishing the poem*
: Right, you have to analyse it now. : In this stanza, you can tell that Engarde was having trouble restraining himself from writing about sleeping with his boss' horse. : In the third stanza, Engarde uses...personification...to describe the bus engine. One could say that it is his emotional epitome. But then one would be talking complete tripe.
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So, my Sociology class is talking about gathering info for a research paper. We get onto the topic of different studies and how they're funded and by who can effect them.
Professor: They take only the statistics that benefit their study! Say, for instance, Switzerland did an experiment. They found that consuming more than seven cups of coffee in one day will cause you to grow an extra head.
Student: Wait... really?!
Professor: ... -stare- No. Shit, man, no! It was just an example. o_O;;
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a fortiori wrote:
Okay, well this person isn't my friend, but it was just too funny not to post.
So, my Sociology class is talking about gathering info for a research paper. We get onto the topic of different studies and how they're funded and by who can effect them.
Professor: They take only the statistics that benefit their study! Say, for instance, Switzerland did an experiment. They found that consuming more than seven cups of coffee in one day will cause you to grow an extra head.
Student: Wait... really?!
Professor: ... -stare- No. Shit, man, no! It was just an example. o_O;;
So, my Sociology class is talking about gathering info for a research paper. We get onto the topic of different studies and how they're funded and by who can effect them.
Professor: They take only the statistics that benefit their study! Say, for instance, Switzerland did an experiment. They found that consuming more than seven cups of coffee in one day will cause you to grow an extra head.
Student: Wait... really?!
Professor: ... -stare- No. Shit, man, no! It was just an example. o_O;;
If that was true we'd have seen a 3 headed Godot in T & T
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= me = friend who does not play phoenix wright (heh. time paradox.) : You foolishly foolish fool who foolishly fools-- : Hold it![Pause]
: I hate it when you use that stuff against me....
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= Me
= Him = Other guy : I couldn't do it because I missed the bus because Phoenix waved to the driver. : What!? : Well, we were waiting for the bus with *insert names of a couple of others here*. When the bus arrived, Phoenix waved to the driver, but because of the way he moved his hands, it looked like he was signalling to the driver that none of us wanted to be picked up by that bus, so the driver drove off without us.
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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AWSOME! You finally got a girlfriend!? Yeah. Sweet! Now we can make out together! *Disturbed look* ....................................................
WAIT NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
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Joe Juan BigFish ME!
Alex---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Pulls out a plastic jar of Cheese Balls* AW! I LOVE CHEESE BALLS! WHAT!? You love balls? What's wrong with that? We play with balls all the time! WHAT!? Do you realize what you're saying!? Yeah! We're talkin' about balls! You have no idea how gay you sound. Don't you like playing with balls, Dofa? *On the floor choking on a cheese ball on the couch from laughing too hard* There's baseballs, golfballs, tennisballs, footballs, softballs, hardballs, basketballs, footballs- My foot's goin' in your balls if you don't stop saying "balls"! Someone help Alex. I think he's dead. Who cares. It's Alex. Good point.
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