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Well, my friends and I were naming our boobs at lunch today. I guess that's about it.

Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny.

Hazri wrote:

Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny.

Um, when did anyone post anything to do with themselves saying something funny? Hmm.

Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny.

Hazri wrote:

Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny.

Lemme tangent here - This is a thread for funny things. None of y'all are funny last I checked.

DramaticaXIV2 wrote:

Hazri wrote:

Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny.

Um, when did anyone post anything to do with themselves saying something funny? Hmm.

There are six posts with someone posting something THEY said on this page alone. Look up.

But those aren't standalone lines that they've said; they are conversations they've had with friends.

Bad grammar aside, there are two important keywords to this title : Funny and Friend. We're not contesting the "friend" part, since we can't exactly prove that. We're contesting the "funny" part, because you (general you) are not funny.

Wrestler Hatman wrote:

But that's completely subjective. You can't have people only post what everyone will think is funny. And you can't have posts be approved by X amount of people beforehand. People post what is funny to them. And if it's not funny to you (general you)... why are you caring so much about something so insignificant?

Author:	The Sandwich [ Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:37 pm ]
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Epic moments between me and Mo. Mo: I just got a text saying 'who's this' Darz: Which means you must've seen it to the wrong number. XD Mo: \|:\| Fuck, I sent 'COCKS' to a random person. Darz & Mo: MUCH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDing Darz:I'm going to ring you one day and make sexy noises down the nose. Darz: ...PHONE XDDDDDDDDDDDD Mo: Down the nose Mo: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Author:	Liquidzilla [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:33 pm ]
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me friend is sent a link by What's this? It's a cartton (she meant cartoon) ...a carton of what?

Author:	yuzikichan [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:37 pm ]
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I was at my friend, Euphie's, birthday party. = Me = Rai (vivian) = Euphie (Kyra) bites my side for some unkown reason Ow! That was hurt!! Really Mao? That was hurt? Yeah... sure.. hits me GAMMAR HAMMER!!!! OWW!!! What the heck are you guys doing? In drama class today (we're going over our play), Briaun got confused on his lines. = Briaun = Carady = Me & Rest of class imitating someone "Every one wash your teeth and brush your face!" Briaun, when do you brush your face? Oh.... opps cracks up laughing

Author:	MikeMeekinsFan [ Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:21 am ]
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Ok so this was a few days after me and Brandon started dating, so he was sick that day and my teacher sent my friend Miranda to go get a bottle of water for him. I just told Russel my jock friend about how I was dating him. I just told him and he has no idea that others know as well. Me= Russel = Ms. Infinito = Miranda = The whole class = Miranda! Go get Brandon a bottle of water! Yes ma'am! Aw....I hope he's ok! Hey Miranda, let's have Amanda take her boyfriend the bottle! Wait! You guys knew!? I thought she didn't tell anyone but me! IT'S OBVIOUS! I knew that......

Author:	Salutation Here [ Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:11 pm ]
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: Sparkling vampires are the gayest shit I've ever heard of. ... : Actually, second gayest. I was watching this visual novel called Fate and there's a scene where someone is saying to this guy 'you have to transfer your magical powers to her...by having sex with her'. And the guy was saying 'what? I don't understand' and I was like for fuck's sake. I repeated this story to someone to day, forgetting that I was near a guy whom I'm pretty postive is gay. Later that day, I was feeling guilty about this and spoke about it to my friend: : You know how Godot said that sparkling vampires are the second gayest shit he's ever seen? Well, I was repeating that today in front of this guy who I think is actually gay. : And he's also a shit! : (beat) HAHAHA!

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Author:	L33tsaber [ Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:17 pm ]
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A gem from last night: "Your pants just shocked my tooth!"

Author:	yuzikichan [ Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:27 pm ]
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My friend once said that: Wabbafet is the Butz! (it's actually true when you think about it...)

Author:	MikeMeekinsFan [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:24 pm ]
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And now for a random moment with Ben (Ultimate Prosecutor) and Manda (MikeMeekinsFan) On the Darzie forum in the random chat topic: Ben: Is it a turkey sandwhich? Manda: No! HAM! Get it right, GOD! Yeah....... it was funny to me. :/

Author:	George [ Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:51 am ]
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Me: "I hope I can remember how to play basketball." Friend: "George, you never knew." XD Had to hand it to him there, he was mostly right. Me: "I'm sporty, silent, sticky, and wild." Friend: "I'm attractive, alluring, delicious, rare, talented, and... revolting." In a group of friends, we had been playing Apples to Apples, and at the end, we told what all of our green cards said. My friend had all good ones, except that last one, and it caused much laughter :P

Author:	Bad Player [ Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:22 pm ]
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One of my friends has a habit of randomly shouting/singing/yodelling/younameit the f-word, but today I decided to make it...memorable when he did it. = me = friend : Ffffffffffffffffff(you know the rest) : ...Maybe later (b/c GoAt is the best PW shipping pair ever. (Making pairings based solely on what happens when you combine their names is fun))

Author:	Max300frk [ Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:28 pm ]
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Me: (After running 10 laps in PE) I think I have blood coming out of my mouth. My Friend: Really? Me: And I can't feel my face! My Friend: I can't feel my tail! Me: But you don't have a tail! My Friend: Looks behind him Oh that's right...

Author:	kazzy [ Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:47 pm ]
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Bassist1955 wrote: Well, my friends and I were naming our boobs at lunch today. I guess that's about it. personally, i. would. never. do. that. when my best friend told me about ethel and beatrice, i screamed.

Author:	Bombom Dubbie [ Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:20 pm ]
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Bassist1955 wrote: Well, my friends and I were naming our boobs at lunch today. I guess that's about it. I guess it's not as worst as naming spots on someone's face xDDD (For the people who knows the pub, Wetherspoons) Friend :Ithar, (someone called her "social retard") Another friend: Loo, who has to correct Ithar all the time. Where should we eat guys? How about Waterstones? (a book store). Waterstones?! Oh wait, Waterspoons. You mean Wetherspoons. Yeah, that's it. Another one xDD (Somewhere near the London Eye) Where's that big ring thingy? You mean the London Eye, it's right behind you. And another! xDD (In Tesco's Metro, buying snacks) ....if this was Tesco's, I could get these things cheaper! (John) Yeah, where are we, anyway? (Me) Tesco's. ....I hang out with too much man...

Author:	yuzikichan [ Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:51 pm ]
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I was getting a salad one day. My dad Me My mom (who lives in another state) Whatcha doin? ..... Getting a salad.... Well, your mom's a salad! Really now?? I'm gonna tell her you said that! pulls out cell phone (text message) Dad says that yoy're a salad. A couple hours later I get a text back: Well, He's a cruton.

Author:	ashxu [ Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:38 am ]
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Lols @ yuzikichan's story. Me: Drew: Jackson: : Hey, i think... (insert stuff about Super Smash Bros Brawl) : No i think.. (insert reply) : Hey, have you seen s00pah Nintend0h! on Newgrounds yet? : No... : Well... (explains stuff about it) : Then the Pokemon snap guy takes pictures of these "pokemon" in bikini and such, it's really weird. COMPLETE TOPIC CHANGE MUCH?

Author:	yuzikichan [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:09 pm ]
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I was calling my mom and telling her about my chorus fundraiser: Me My mom My grandpa (pap) What are you selling? Cookie Dough!! indistinct talking It's $12 for a 3 lb tub, but that's if you get it. if? Yeah. If I can keep dad and toby (my stepmom) away from it more indistinct talking Pap dosen't want to buy the dough, he just wants you to make him cookies. >o< It dosen't work that way!!! At club picture day for DDR club: Me My friend, Will (who is also in Chorus with me) Others arrange themselves on the risers poorly Hey guys? Can we like, you know, maybe arrange ourselves twoards the center? Shut up choir kid! (Will and I ended up taking 4 pictures together) (Last one) IN biology one day: ME Ms. Fonseca Rachel Okay class! It's 1:30! What? Is it "Hamma Time"? Ha ha... No Well, can it be "Peanut butter jelly time"? starts dancing like the banana cracks up laughing (later, Ms. Fonseca looked the video up on youtube and played it on full speakers during class)

Author:	OllyDolly [ Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:13 pm ]
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- Me - Doctor giving me an injection Do you suspect you may be pregnant? Wait....what?...............NO!!!! We ask that just to make sure before giving this to you. quietly I'm not that stupid... Good. thinking SINCE WHEN DID YOU INTRUDE IN MY THOUGHTS!?!?! -------------------------------------------------------------------- My friend, Natty Remind me what Robert ( ) got told off for? He got told of for groping me in class. So, when he "accidently" gropes my arse while hugging me, no-one cares, but when he does it to you, suddenly teachers are involved? --------------------------------------------------------------------- my Boyfriend I'm telling you, Twilight will not be out on Valentine's day. It will too Will not Will too (and this goes on for 2 minutes until...) Will too Yahtzee's arse with googly eyes! ........................ IT BURNS!!! YES!! THE GAAAAME WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DAN? I'M NOT GETTING YOU POCKY NAO! sob

Author:	MelodyMeep [ Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:19 am ]
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Some random things that happened when a friend spent the night. ----- Mom: What song were you talking about? Dad: Lump. Mom and Me: I love that song! Friend: walks over to us pretending to be drunk Like, what are you talking about? Me: Here comes Lump... Mom & Dad: Hahahahahahahaha! Friend: not pretending anymore, and laughes confused Wait... what? ----- Friend: OBJECTION! Me: Over-ruled. Friend: I OBJECT YOUR OVER-RULLING OF MY OBJECTION! Me: pounds fist in table I OBJECT YOUR OBJECTION OF MY OVER-RULLING OF YOUR FIRST FOOLISH OBJECTION! Friend: ..... Little Brother: Sick burn. Me: TAKE THAT! Friend: I'm going to steal some of your chicken lo mein... Me: WHAT! Screw off! I'll pull out my lawyer whip! Get Edgeworth to come after you too. Mom & Dad: Death Note got recorded.....oh! Naruto, too.... Its a filler though. Me, Little Brother, and Friend: crams food in mouths and runs to the television ---- Good times.... Good times...

Author:	Max300frk [ Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:06 am ]
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My friend: You need to pay 5 cents for a tissue Me: Uhhh, why exactly? My friend: Because I'm poor and my family is homeless. Me: But why do you have nice clothes? My friend: Because I steal them from the store. Me: Why are you saying that out loud then? My friend: Because I know that the police officer and the security guard is standing behind me listening to our conversation. And also, I'm an idiot and deserve to go to jail for saying something that is not completely true.

Author:	Burninator [ Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:45 am ]
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We were standing in some sketchy mattress room upstairs in a lodge at Summer Camp. (Me) Wow, I've never seen this room before, it looks really sketchy. This would be a good place to lose your virginity. (Awkward pause, awkward silence, awkward moment. I know we were both imagining us jumping at each other and... you know.) Let's leave. Like, now. It was seriously the most awkward moment in history.

Author:	_Krystal_ [ Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:01 am ]
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Me: Friend: So, we're at a chinese bakery I want that and that and that and that... Bakery Guy: That will be 5.00 ...Are you sure? Bakery guy and speak in chinese snickers Leaving the bakery I thought this was a lot more expensive. Why did I get it for $5? You've got nice boobs.

Author:	gyakutensaibanfan :) [ Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:40 pm ]
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Guy in my class: Do you remember when you threw up in class? My friend: Please don't bring that up again. I don't think she quite knew how that comment would fit the context at the time until.. Me: Bring that up again! You know a thing or two about that don't you? That was such a Moe moment. :D

Author:	yuzikichan [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:26 pm ]
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My dad Me trying to open towel-closet door, by to no avail What are you doing? I'm trying to open it, but it's not working... Haha. That's 'cause you fail. My mom Me Oh, I got some cheese today your mom got some cheese! Well, your stupid! Aww... that was mean.... akward silence Your mom's mean! Mom... you're my mom... Oh... right...

Author:	Incendiary [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:09 pm ]
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= my friend Shereen = my friend Maggie = Me = my friend Kevin You know something? What? (pauses) ... (starts singing in a high soprano voice) LAST NIGHT, I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU / IN THIS DREAM, I'M DANCING RIGHT BESIDE YOU / AND IT LOOKED LIKE EVERYONE WAS HAVING FUN / THE KIND OF FEELING I'VE WAITED SO LOO-OONG. DON'T STOP / COME A LITTLE CLOSER / AS WE JAM, THE RHYTHM GETS STRONGER / THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH JUST A LITTLE LITTLE FUN / WE WERE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG. THE TIME IS RIGHT / TO WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOU / YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT / YOU'LL WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME / BUT SUDDENLY, I FEEL THE SHINING SUN / BEFORE I KNOW IT... (he stops singing and looks down sadly) This dream... was all gone. ~ And so then the penguin destroyed the city, grinding all the bleeding corpses into a river of dust and blood, and the Atlantic ocean became red, which is how the oceans started menstruating. I really need to start paying more attention to the things you say. ~ This is a particularly silent night on YIM. Yeah... (looking at old drawings on deviantART) How the hell did I make her legs so far apart? She must have a vagina the size of a Buick.

Author:	yuzikichan [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:55 pm ]
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Me My friend Itachi My friend Leaf Bug Come on! Tell me what happens in chapter 10 of "Fredrick Douglas"! Well, there was this guy who talked to another guy Yeah, and they went to have dinner With 10 other guys And the dinner was 10 courses Then all 10 of them got in a fight that lasted 10 days and 10 nights and 10 monthes and 10 years you guys can stop now... Wait! We're not done! and then they went to the store to buy 10 bagels that cost 10 dollars and 10 cents OKAY! I GET IT!!

Author:	Orange [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:11 am ]
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Okies, so technically, this is a story from my best friend, since the day this happened, I was out sick from school. But this is how it happened: = My friend Zac = My friend Anastasia = All other friends present @ Lunch: - standing next to glass door and Anastasia Anastasia, I'd like to tap your ass-I MEAN GLASS. (he really DID mean 'glass'. He was gonna make a joke. xD) - Wha-WHAT?? = ROFL

Author:	Miran [ Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:17 pm ]
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My friend Dilay:When you laugh I will laugh When you cry I will cry When you jump out of the window I will laugh

Author:	Det. Bloom [ Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:34 am ]
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My friend - Me - - Do I have any boogers in my nose? -pushes up nose- - ... No. - Okay, thanks. ** My other friend - - starts poking Owned. No, no... - repeats Owned. Owned. - No, no, that's not nice. - Yes it is -- - No, no... - Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm doing it. shoves a camera in his face - That's not nice! ** My other other friend - - I miss your big...chest. Chest. deep voice Chhessst. whisper Chest. ** My friend... Class - standing outside Teacher - Okay... you can sit down. Most of the class - sits down - All of you are weaklings. I'm one of the only ones standing. a minute or so passes - Okay, I give in. Peer pressure. sits down - XD

Author:	Bad Player [ Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:54 am ]
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: All right, let's start, Pack Mule! : I'm a pack mule now? : Yep! You've been promoted to "Pack Mule"! : The sine curve... It humps up, it humps down. It humps and humps and humps and humps and humps. It humps forever. It's a very happy curve!

Author:	Furtzy [ Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:43 pm ]
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Me Neat-freak friend other friend. (We were making a poster in French) I don't think there's going to be room if I put this here... Wait! Why are you drawing a hill with a compass!? Because she has CDO. CDO? OCD, with all the letters in alphabetical order, like it SHOULD be!

Author:	Hazri [ Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:52 pm ]
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Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny.

Author:	DramaticaXIV2 [ Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:00 pm ]
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Hazri wrote: Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny. Um, when did anyone post anything to do with themselves saying something funny? Hmm.

Author:	Hazri [ Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:14 pm ]
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DramaticaXIV2 wrote: Hazri wrote: Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny. Um, when did anyone post anything to do with themselves saying something funny? Hmm. There are six posts with someone posting something THEY said on this page alone. Look up.

Author:	Wrestler Hatman [ Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:44 am ]
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Hazri wrote: Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny. Lemme tangent here - This is a thread for funny things. None of y'all are funny last I checked.

Author:	Hazri [ Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:41 am ]
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Wrestler Hatman wrote: Hazri wrote: Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny. Lemme tangent here - This is a thread for funny things. None of y'all are funny last I checked. Exactly my point. There are a lot of obvious try-hards here.

Author:	yuzikichan [ Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:17 am ]
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My friend onece said: It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!"

Author:	Bad Player [ Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:29 pm ]
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Hazri wrote: DramaticaXIV2 wrote: Hazri wrote: Some people have such an ego. This thread is for funny things your FRIEND has said, not thinks YOU said that you THINK are funny. Um, when did anyone post anything to do with themselves saying something funny? Hmm. There are six posts with someone posting something THEY said on this page alone. Look up. But those aren't standalone lines that they've said; they are conversations they've had with friends.

Author:	Wrestler Hatman [ Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:41 pm ]
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Bad Player wrote: But those aren't standalone lines that they've said; they are conversations they've had with friends. Let's analyze the thread title for shits and giggles. "Funny things your friend as ever said" Bad grammar aside, there are two important keywords to this title : Funny and Friend. We're not contesting the "friend" part, since we can't exactly prove that. We're contesting the "funny" part, because you (general you) are not funny.