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Lloyd Serithi wrote:
Bible games (see ANGRY nintendo NErd)
I have never seen a Bible game before? I guess they are too rare.
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I would say one of the games I hate the most is Friday the 13th. Not only it's impossible to defeat, the controls suck. And no, I am not saying that because the Nerd did.
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Serene_Polaris wrote:
Pokemon: Gale of Darkness. I DESPISE WITH A PASSION! 
They got rid of all the good characters, nothing like the original Colosseum, and the anime style is absolueley pitiful...
And those people who speak in third person.. GIMME A FREAKIN' GUN!
They got rid of all the good characters, nothing like the original Colosseum, and the anime style is absolueley pitiful...
And those people who speak in third person.. GIMME A FREAKIN' GUN!
True, but then again, the Orre Region series has never really tied in with canon Pokémon continuity.
The only thing good about it is Miror B, because the lame ass afro man is always so awesome to pulverize. :P
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The worst parts of the game: Too stupid, and too short. It took about 15 minutes to 20 minutes to beat it.
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Ema Skye wrote:
I think that "Boy and his Blob: Rescue of Princess Blobette" is the worst game i have EVER played. It is for Gameboy, and the plot is that a boy has a creature called "Blob" and the boy feeds him jelly beans, and the Blob transforms to different form because of them.
The worst parts of the game: Too stupid, and too short. It took about 15 minutes to 20 minutes to beat it.
The worst parts of the game: Too stupid, and too short. It took about 15 minutes to 20 minutes to beat it.
You know there is an older "A boy and his Blob"? Basically it is the same thing. It involves some shooting in the end (blob-gun, how gross) but it's a VERY bad game.
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Attorney Hatman wrote:
Capcom Fighting Evolution.
23 characters only, an incomplete fighting system, rehashed sprites to a point of ridicule, crappy music, and absolutely no presentation at all.
The only good thing about this title? The endings were drawn by UDON Entertainment.
23 characters only, an incomplete fighting system, rehashed sprites to a point of ridicule, crappy music, and absolutely no presentation at all.
The only good thing about this title? The endings were drawn by UDON Entertainment.
What about Ingrid? She was the only new character in the game.
The game was the result of a 3D Capcom crossover that was trashed. Ingrid was part of the original roster and was the only new character from there to be played by the public.
Worst game I've ever played?
"Sonic the Hedgehog: Genesis" for the GBA.
Music is good and visually decent, but that's it.
There's enough bugs and glitches in this game to put it right up there w/ "Enter the Matrix" and "E.T."!
Show me someone that can get past the Labyrinth Zone "boss" on this game, and I'll take it back!
......
I just figured out why these Sonic games are sucking so much:
They're trying too hard to "appeal" to the "older" generation. By old I mean the group considered to be "cool" nowadays.
Y'know....the "GTA Generation".
They need to step back and go back to basics. Heck, I know there are people still loving the Super Mario series, and they just keep making it look cuter!
Big guns? Lots of scantily-clad women (or men?!)? Blood and guts, and everything "mature"?
Screw it!
Here's the formula for the "perfect game" in two quotes:
-"Keep it real." If you're going to make an action game, MAKE an action game. Most multi-genre games suck since they've never focused on any particular genre, giving it a lackluster quality.
-"You gotta believe!" It's better to be a sleeper hit with a loyal fanbase than to have a legion of idiots who drag down the quality of good games because the "big wigs" think we want it.
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EliteGamerX wrote:
What about Ingrid? She was the only new character in the game.
The game was the result of a 3D Capcom crossover that was trashed. Ingrid was part of the original roster and was the only new character from there to be played by the public.
The game was the result of a 3D Capcom crossover that was trashed. Ingrid was part of the original roster and was the only new character from there to be played by the public.
Her sprite was made by the same people who did the original Capcom vs. SNK sprites... which, while they were decent, were definitely not 3S material.
And quite frankly, I'd have liked it better if they put in Mike Haggar (As he was supposed to be in that game too) rather than a character nobody could give a shit about.
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Raven Darkheart wrote:
how about sports games on the handheld dystems? they suck, i prefer console sports games
Most sports games in general suck, to be honest. :/
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Orcaizer Al wrote:
Raven Darkheart wrote:
how about sports games on the handheld dystems? they suck, i prefer console sports games
Most sports games in general suck, to be honest. :/
And I'll double that, as far as a soccer hater can go.
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Azure Flame wrote:
The worst game I've ever played was the Karate Kid for the original NES.
That game was a complete shitty rip off of Nintendo's KUNG FU.
Angry Video Game Nerd's review was hilarious for this game.
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I rather play FINAL FIGHT and STREETS OF RAGE then this crap!!
-Cheap enemies and bosses, no identical story (censored here in the USA), misleading character look alikes, crappy ending and horrible music!
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Chikikyo wrote:
Azure Flame wrote:
The worst game I've ever played was the Karate Kid for the original NES.
That game was a complete shitty rip off of Nintendo's KUNG FU.
Angry Video Game Nerd's review was hilarious for this game.
I saw that review, and it filled me with happiness.
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Orcaizer Al wrote:
Serene_Polaris wrote:
Pokemon: Gale of Darkness. I DESPISE WITH A PASSION!
They got rid of all the good characters, nothing like the original Colosseum, and the anime style is absolueley pitiful...
And those people who speak in third person.. GIMME A FREAKIN' GUN!
They got rid of all the good characters, nothing like the original Colosseum, and the anime style is absolueley pitiful...
And those people who speak in third person.. GIMME A FREAKIN' GUN!
True, but then again, the Orre Region series has never really tied in with canon Pokémon continuity.
The only thing good about it is Miror B, because the lame ass afro man is always so awesome to pulverize. :P
But even then they god rid of his AWESOME music. D: I really missed the crazy "Salsa!"... yeah, XD is one of the weaker Pokemon games. I like the fact you start with an Eevee... and that's about it. The graphics are good, but that doen't make up for poor gameplay.
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Dannichu wrote:
The graphics are good, but that doen't make up for poor gameplay.
If I remember correctly, Game Freak didn't produce the Orre Region games. That might explain why. :/
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I still can't believe that Arnold Swartzenager is PINK! OF ALL THE FREAKING COLORS!This is supposed to be pink!
Not the damn govenator!Not to mention the game plays like SHIT! The jumping controls are absolutly terrible and it doesn't help that you have to make really annoying jumps. I mean, you have to awkwardly press back on the control stick to slow you down in midair, and often it doesn't work. Then you enter a cave where you can fall through the walls. Go through a bunch of crap, and you enter this cruddy on rails shooting mode called "Big Mode" (because all the sprites are blown up) and fight the Predator. And thatis the whole structure of the game. Yep, that is 30 levels of absolute appalling platforming that gamers would have to play in gamer's hell!
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I'd say I've played several stinkers....enough to make a list!
5.Casper-GB. I had no idea how to play it. So control and stoery were craptastical.
4.Super Godzilla-SNES. I got it for free from a friend. I know why. I played for five minutes and literally got no where. It sucked HARD.
3.Harvest Moon DS-DS. I liked Animal Crossing so I thouhgt I'd like Harvest Moon andasked for it for christmas. I regret that. Controls were wonky, sotry was eh, and you couldn't go five minutes without being sent back home....shame
2.Froggers Adventure-GBA. I honestly thought this would be a good game. Then I got to the first boss. Poor hit detection, poor controls, and one of the worst endings this side of...anything.
1.Shadow the Hedgehog. I rented it as I thought it'd be decent-sure I didn't care for the guns, but you didn't need to use them and the multiple endings seemed cool. No. Voices sucked(which is a shame as I like SOnic X), hit detyection sucked, level design sucked, controls sucked. Then I tried multiplayer and it sucked,too.
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I have played many games that were already noted here, but none, and I emphasize NONE of them were half as crappy as this one. I am a big fan of Tolkien's writing, and since the game wasn't produced by EA, I expected something 'refreshing like a breeze', alternative vision of the books' content...
I was sooooo wrong.
Non existent plot (If I didn't read LOTR before , I would think this is some kind of crap, with less plot than FF I), completely random battles (if you are lucky, hobbit can vanquish two trolls, if you are unlucky, you may trade hits with enemy for an hour to get 'miss' all the time, moreover, fighting makes no sense, since there is not anything like EXP at all (!), no boss battles, static enviroment, music, which is best turned off, plus, the game is way too linear. It's only good side? It doesn't make reach Mordor, and ends quickly.
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3.Harvest Moon DS-DS. I liked Animal Crossing so I thouhgt I'd like Harvest Moon andasked for it for christmas. I regret that. Controls were wonky, sotry was eh, and you couldn't go five minutes without being sent back home....shame
Not to mention that the game freezes every thirty minutes or so. And its near impossible to explore the cave without dying after only a couple of floors. WHY THE HELL ARE THERE EVIL CHICKENS AND COWS IN A CAVE!? I honestly expected this game to be at least a little fun. I was mistaken.
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Not only did I get Shadow the Hedgehog, I got the strategy guide! (A total of 65 dollars I will never get back...)
Ping Pals... I like to forget I ever bought that.
Pokemon Channel, a game I ended up giving to my sister (she loves it, I don't know how...)
Sonic Heroes, too horrible to describe.
Anyone ever play these?
Zatch Bell: Mamodo Battles
YuGiOh Duelist of Roses
YuGiOh The Falsebound Kingdom
Legends of wrestling
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I played it and I beat it, not that good.
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The gameplay is horrible, half of the game is loading, it has LOL real human characters that ruin the graphics also, and... Well, Philips did dare call it "Zelda". Grrrr...
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Who the hell got the bright idea to put the Spyro series in an unworkable isometric view?! And then, get this, you have to rescue ALL the friggin' fairies just to pass the game. All of them. All the unattainable little buggers sitting on ledges that are impossible to glide to because of the isometric view.
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JazzHams wrote:
Worst games ever made?
Well there's the obvious superman 64 answer.
But then there's...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpLXo55yfw
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mHw5g55oC4
To be honest, i'm surprised these haven't come up yet xD
Well there's the obvious superman 64 answer.
But then there's...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpLXo55yfw
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mHw5g55oC4
To be honest, i'm surprised these haven't come up yet xD
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One of the worst ever for the GC.
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Mr. Undead wrote:
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG. 
A pitiful attempt at making the Sonic Series "hardcore." As a loyal fan of FPS's ,open world shooters, and action flicks, I know how to make a game violent but not to violent. Shadow the Hedgehog never escalates above Saturday morning cartoon level violence when it could be PG-13 level violence. The amount of (mild) swearing is pathetic, the camera sucks, and Shadow is not a compelling character. I know two people who liked this, and both of them are dorky. Kids, if you want an introduction to shooters, play either the excellent Timesplitters 2 , Halo, or Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction.
A pitiful attempt at making the Sonic Series "hardcore." As a loyal fan of FPS's ,open world shooters, and action flicks, I know how to make a game violent but not to violent. Shadow the Hedgehog never escalates above Saturday morning cartoon level violence when it could be PG-13 level violence. The amount of (mild) swearing is pathetic, the camera sucks, and Shadow is not a compelling character. I know two people who liked this, and both of them are dorky. Kids, if you want an introduction to shooters, play either the excellent Timesplitters 2 , Halo, or Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction.
I have the game and I actually like it but there are things that suck too. First: Camera is jumping from place to another and second: Japanese voice-acting is missing!
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Worst game? Finding Nemo for gamecube. Only game I've ever given away.
I rented that game once.
GGGGRRRAAAAAAAAHHH!!
If I'd played PW at the time I rented that game I would've banged my head against the wall or somethig. Horrible! The levels took almost 5 minutes to load, and the graphics weren't even good. I mean, like, just about all of the N64 games had better graphics.
And I like Pokemon XD better than Coliseum. I mean, come on, in Coliseum that girl just kept following you around like a maniac! And that music..... That "doo-dooo-dee-doo-dee-doo-doo" song drives you insane after the first 2 loops. At least in XD the loops lasted longer than 30 seconds.
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Nintendogs
Because it was just so exciting.
BUY A REAL DOG.
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Nintendogs
Because it was just so exciting.
BUY A REAL DOG.
Because it was just so exciting.
BUY A REAL DOG.
Hahahaha....true! My friends tried it, and they told me the same thing.
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I downloaded this yesterday, beat the game, and it is shit. A poor Street Fighter II mimic. Music is quite annoying, little ugly chicks, and they copied some moves from Street Fighter II to show nudity as a poor excuse. (Example: The girl in the middle wearing blue, can do shoryuken and her a-- is shown in the air.)
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Also I don't find The Sims very fun at all.
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The second was Haunting Ground for PS2 now it was probably because I played a lot of Resident Evil/Silent Hill before getting into the helpless hero/heroine games so I'm always used to having a weapon to defend my character with make shift or otherwise.
In this game your survival depends on a dog and how good he follows your commands this would work okay if your heroine wasn't having a massive panic attack the longer she stays the near the bad guy. So of course I would abandon the dog while he fights and hightail out of there and hide and that never last long before I was found out there is no infinate safe spot like there is in Clock Tower 3.
I got as far as the second boss who stalks after you with a huge piece of glass in her hand I never got to the third boss wielding a shotgun he is the only one I would really run away from instead of kicking him(Your only other way to fight enemies, pathetic huh?) like I did the others.
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From a lack of plot development, to an annoying control scheme, and most significantly the claustrophobic environments. Having highly acrobatic gameplay set often in tiny corridors just does not work whatsoever.
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I'm actually surprised noone mentioned X-2, now that I think about it.
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I just stopped after awhile it was WAY too repetitive.
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