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Alpha wrote:
That money DOES grow on trees.


Actually, there's a theory that Bells are leaves. Tricksy Tom Nook is getting all the townspeople to trade all of their lovely furniture and Coelacanths for leafy shiz =D

Anywho, I've learnt:
G-Men wrote:
Plants need water poured on them, because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.
Helicopters can go up and down. Helicopters move sideways too, but not as fast as planes.


And a load more that make absolutely no sense outta context. God bless Psychonauts.
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Midnight Jasper wrote:
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That money DOES grow on trees.


Actually, there's a theory that Bells are leaves. Tricksy Tom Nook is getting all the townspeople to trade all of their lovely furniture and Coelacanths for leafy shiz =D
Interesting. I wouldn't put it past him.

Though, I was actually thinking of Sims 2's aptly-named 'Money Tree' reward object.
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They teach you how to:

- Use the different surgical tools to perform surgery.
- Successfully defeat a powerful beast with just jumping.
- There is such thing as a mask that can give your vision back.
- It is possible to die by walking into a snail.
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The best way to win in a boxing match is to cheat 'til your ass bleeds with tactics such as overhead punches, magic, headbutts, elbow strikes, using stimulants, clotheslines, wearing headgear, taping a manhole cover to your stomach, and bringing a glove on a rope to the fight. The referee won't care.
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It's a massive wombat!

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That annoying little robots that tell you what you already know don't like being hit, thrown or shot. (Sonic Adventure 2)
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That shopkeepers are infinitely more dangerous than the gods of space and time.
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After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule THEN we can talk about dinner OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHA[/quote][/quote]

I hope she makes lotsa spaghetti!
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That the princess is never in the first castle that you search.
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YES. THE PRINCESS IS ALWAYS IN ANOTHER CASTLE :zenitora:
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Spoiler: spilers for Silent Hill Shattered Memmories...
Your whole ordeal to find your seven year old daughter is just the trauma and surreal world your daughter created and believed in during these 18 years you've been dead from a car accident. (FUCK YOU CHERYL!)


I'm sorry for that, really. I know it's not use this late but really I feel ashamed... :sadshoe:

It won't happen again. I promise!
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Consider this puzzle solved.

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Alpha wrote:
That the princess is never in the first castle that you search.

Or the second.
Or the third.
Or the fourth.
Or the fifth.
Or the sixth.
Or the seventh.
Say, that reminds me of a puzzle! Have you ever heard this one, Luke?
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Spoiler: of quote of Wanacoba post
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Your whole ordeal to find your seven year old daughter is just the trauma and surreal world your daughter created and believed in during these 18 years you've been dead from a car accident. (FUCK YOU CHERYL!)


Wait..is that from the remake/image of SH?
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Judgemaster64 wrote:
Wanacoba wrote:
Your whole ordeal to find your seven year old daughter is just the trauma and surreal world your daughter created and believed in during these 18 years you've been dead from a car accident. (FUCK YOU CHERYL!)


Wait..is that from the remake/image of SH?


If it is thinking of good entertaining things to post here.

Like simple crisps and cake can heal bullet wounds (Bioshock)

Don't come posting massive spoilers for games
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That it's dangerous to go alone take this.
I love that old guy. Such profound advice.

Defendents don't REALLY wear prison clothes


Whipping police is apparently legal.

The princess is a lie.
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Mask*DeMasque wrote:
Alpha wrote:
That the princess is never in the first castle that you search.

Or the second.
Or the third.
Or the fourth.
Or the fifth.
Or the sixth.
Or the seventh.


And even though you KNOW what castle the friggin' princess is in because she's been there for the friggin' last FIFTY times she was kidnapped, you still have to go through ALL the others. GRAAWR.

That the Prince of Persia forgets things a lot. When I play, anyway.
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Apparently, you can get shot in the head multiple times, but still not die ~ Any gun game
That most murder cases somehow link to spirit mediums ~ PW
The Grim reaper will happily use your hot tub, shower and toilet after he's done the deed. ~Sims 2
It's considered completley normal if a 10 year old boy/girl can catch massive rare creatures ~ pokemon
That the cake is a lie. ~ Portal

The princess is OVA THERE
If I get lost in a hotel, the enclosed instruction book is the best thing to use.
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Midnight Jasper wrote:
Mask*DeMasque wrote:
Alpha wrote:
That the princess is never in the first castle that you search.

Or the second.
Or the third.
Or the fourth.
Or the fifth.
Or the sixth.
Or the seventh.


And even though you KNOW what castle the friggin' princess is in because she's been there for the friggin' last FIFTY times she was kidnapped, you still have to go through ALL the others. GRAAWR.

That the Prince of Persia forgets things a lot. When I play, anyway.


The Prince wrote:
So I was running along the wall away from the sand guards but then a trap sliced me in two.....wait...that's not right...let me start again


NMH1: That you can buy ridiculously dangerous and exotic weaponry online and use it to gain underworld fame.
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*Sending a 10 year old out on a journey across a region without supervision is a good idea (Pokemon)
*Attorney's fingerprints never show up on evidence, no matter how many times they touch it without gloves (Phoenix Wright)
*You can draw a circle in the sky and the sun will appear (Okami)
*You can become a dragon by sprinkling powder on the ground (Earthbound)
*The final boss is often easier than the ones before it (Multiple games)
*If you run a Pasta Shop, it's a good idea to put a Boat Rental sign outside (PW)
*Pink suits and cravats automatically make you popular (PW)
*Nobody cares if the witness totally flips out in court (PW)
*A dance can make volcanoes erupt, which is a good thing (Okami)
*Throwing flying blue shells in a race at opponents is okay (Mario Kart)
*If you go broke, you die (Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland)
*Cutting grass with a sword can either spawn enemies or give you magic (LoZ)
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That only my sword will always be enough no matter what trip I am taking.
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What I've learned;

Little boys running with giant scissors equals NOT GOOD FOR THE MIND. (Clock Tower The First Fear)
If you hear a dripping noise, BACK THE PHUCK AWAY. (Clock Tower TFF)
Doesn't matter how long you take to beat the level, THE PRINCESS IS NOT THERE. (Kindgom Hearts/Super Mario games)
Aim for the head and not the chest. And don't hit the civilians!! (House of the Dead 2)
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GigaHand wrote:
The best way to win in a boxing match is to cheat 'til your ass bleeds with tactics such as overhead punches, magic, headbutts, elbow strikes, using stimulants, clotheslines, wearing headgear, taping a manhole cover to your stomach, and bringing a glove on a rope to the fight. The referee won't care.

Don't forget fighting with apples, jump kicks, a cane, actively hurting the ref, releasing bogus, causing sun flares simply by posing, spitting, fighting with your hair... anything short of just shooting the opponent seems to be allowed in the WVBA
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Of course vampires don't exist. But perfectly functioning humanoid robots with real personalities, actual time machines, eternal life and town-destroying demons do.
When they say "You have 7 days," they really mean 21 days and a bonus day for fun.
Real surgeons can preform brain surgery in the back of a speeding car... in the dark... with only a pen light... in five minutes.
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Otakubox wrote:
When they say "You have 7 days," they really mean 21 days and a bonus day for fun.


Spoiler:
Don't you mean 28 days? I beleive Neku went through 4 weeks before he was allowed back, the fourth one being after he defeated Joshua-sunglasses dude boss noise.
sorry for being a TWEWY nerd, but i just finished it for the 3rd time and everything is fresh in my mind

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How to find Grandma Grouper's missing kelp seeds. if you get this I will love you

FREDDI FISH!! God, I loved that series
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You can put people up in the air by shooting them and then jump and shoot down on them to force them to the ground.
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Scarred_owl wrote:
Otakubox wrote:
When they say "You have 7 days," they really mean 21 days and a bonus day for fun.


Spoiler:
Don't you mean 28 days? I beleive Neku went through 4 weeks before he was allowed back, the fourth one being after he defeated Joshua-sunglasses dude boss noise.
sorry for being a TWEWY nerd, but i just finished it for the 3rd time and everything is fresh in my mind


Youre probably right. XD; I haven't played it in AGES. I've been wanting to replay it, but my friend lost it. :larry:
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Otakubox wrote:
How to find Grandma Grouper's missing kelp seeds. if you get this I will love you

Freddie Fish!! I still have that game, actually. <3
*trumpet sounds*
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Otakubox wrote:
How to find Grandma Grouper's missing kelp seeds. if you get this I will love you


I think I still have this in my basement, somewhere. Maybe underneath the shelf that the old TV sits on or something. And yes apparently it involves pirates and ukelalies. And even more things from kids games below.

*When you don't know what to do, you say AARGH! (Freddi Fish)
*Finding out who stole a conch shell always involves a Legends of the Hidden Temple-like expedition (Freddi Fish)
* If something goes wrong, it's probably the Squid Father -shudder-(Freddi Fish)
*A purple car, along with a dog, CAN save the Zoo! (Putt Putt)
*You can play cheese and crackers with a toaster (Pajama Sam)
*All weather is controlled by a big factory in the sky (Pajama Sam)
*Wood floats (Pajama Sam)
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*You can play cheese and crackers with a toaster (Pajama Sam)
*All weather is controlled by a big factory in the sky (Pajama Sam)
*Wood floats (Pajama Sam)

Ah, I forgot about Pajama Sam, too. Oh, and Spy Fox.

*You can use a game of "Go Fish" as a diversion. (Spy Fox)
*Acidophilus is the name of a culture in yogurt. (Spy Fox)
*Good things don't exist behind curtains, so don't look behind them even if they have feet sticking out from the bottom. (Ju-On: The Grudge)
*trumpet sounds*


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That the most dangerous and deadly monster you will ever face is a little green hooded thing with a fish tail and a lantern.
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Bam! Wait. That's a fish?!

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That old women will go after you with a knife no matter how many times you headbutt them. (Okami)
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The grim reaper approaching you to say that your adventures have ended here. (Shadowgate)
Realizing in horror that you can remember a thing. (Deja Vu)
What we got here is...failure to communicate
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That for some reason, hundreds of people before a zombie invasion, go to a carnival with a Katana, put together a bomb with a smoke detecter and once every 15 or 20 minutes, a house will appear with a metal door, barricades and lots and lots of guns.

Oh, and zombies can't open doors...
Signatures are hard...
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- When cornered by a murderer, go for the carpet! (5 Days a Stranger) Or, if you've tripped like a klutz and are laying on the ground, kick them in the face! (Trilby's Notes)
- It's perfectly fine to randomly inject your patient with a green fluid on any part of their body during surgery. (Trauma Center)
- Babies are giant purple mutants that will eat you. BURN THEM. (Clock Tower: The First Fear)
- Zombie invasion? Plant a garden! (Plants vs. Zombies)
- Zombie invasion? Grab pills! (Left 4 Dead)
- Contempt of court is only used when your opponent is a psychotic German guy with a tazer fetish. (I WONDER)
- Someone who has been knocked out from a nasty fall will wake up as soon as you get to them, whether it takes thirty seconds or two hours. (Mirror's Edge)
- Don't. Piss off. Scuba divers. (Bioshock)

That...was immensely entertaining.
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That if you have an oven an a photo of a key, you can get a perfrect replica of the key out of said photo, (SpyFoX)

Roaches can take over the world (same game)
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Time to feed the sandwitch and eat the baby!
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Games teach us that by doing the moonwalk we can fell any adversary.
That by shooting someone in the genitals will cause an instant death.
Games also teach us that pressing five colored buttons will make you awesome and a badass at playing a guitar.

games also teach us to be patient.

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i don't know if these are posted yet but:
you can die several times.
if you get stuck, just use cheats!
you can live on noodles :gymshoe:
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A whip is the best weapon against Vampires and hordes of the undead. (about 85% of the Castlevania games)

Eeny ships would rather waste ammo by sending it in all directions instead of aiming. (Ikaruga or just about any shmup)

The definition of a man is a miserable little pile of secrets (Symphony of the Night)

Never train a rookie defense attorney, bad things will happen to you. (shoud be obvious)

There is no fourth wall (Metal Gear Solid)
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-That your head can be a lethal weapon
-That a bear can switch his body with weapons of mass destruction
-That YOU GOT A SECRET BONUS POINT
(Anyone who knows where these are from gets a cookie)

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The definition of a man is a miserable little pile of secrets (Symphony of the Night)

That he was brought back by foolish HUMANS, who wished to give HIM tribute.
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