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OmG this is just getting worse! Okay, here's a quick run down of what I think of Tales of Graces - ie the "original" version of it, without the future arc. Granted, I could be sounding much harsher right now cause I'm a bit fed up with the game after seeing the ending, but still.
1. As mentioned above, it feels so much like it's basically the Tales Of version of FF VII.
2. The battle system is nifty, but you require a ton of skills + CC to actually see the real fun in it. (I know people may say XIII's battle system was similar, but I say XIII's battle system was fun once you had 3 or 4 ATBs and not a good TWENTY CC you need for some fun enough combos and combo-keep-ups like in Graces)
3. Too little costume selection + bad costumes to select.
4. Too predictable, and I liked Symphonia, which already was pretty predictable. But Graces just goes overboard with "PRETEND THIS IS A PLOT TWIST ALTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY FIGURED THIS OUT
TWENTY HOURS AGO WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME!"
5. The characters are so BLAND.
6. Pulled the fucking "You should feel sorry for the Bad Guy" plot, although that's in practically every Tales Of I've played. And even back in the 90s, when I first started playing Tales Of Phantasia, I thought it was silly to do there and annoying.
7. FRIENDS! FRIENDSFRIENDSFRIENDSFRIENDSHIP!! Although I guess I can blame the translation for that, I know some lines sound incredibly cheesy or bad when translated, but are overall decent when left in its original language.
8. Dungeon design is annoying, I can't think of a single dungeon in Graces, where I actually had fun going through. It's not like... the Ancient Cistern in Skyward Sword. Or the Aramis Flooded Caverns in Tales of the Abyss.
9. The ending scene takes too freaking long. Goddammit, why couldn't they have ended it about 10 minutes earlier, by just letting Sophie destroy herself and that fucking goddamn Lambda? No. We need Asbel to go into his mind with Lambda and
fight him halfnaked talk him to sleep with the friendly friendship and bla bla bla, SHUT UP, ASBEL!
10. That Ending FMV. Okay, OBVIOUSLY it's an adult Sophie. And the kid is obviously Cheria and Asbel's spawn - well, technically it's a spawn of their spawn's spawn. You know what I mean, main thing, it originates from those two. Which brings me to my next point.
What the FUCK!? Ignoring the F Arc I'm currently starting, where the hell did THAT come from? Okay, Cheria's WHOLE PERSONALITY was built around the fact that she has had a crush on Asbel since childhood, big fucking whoop. And seriously, that was, like, her only personality trait worth remembering. You barely even remember she healed people until that scene you have to watch before sleeping before heading to the Ghardia Shaft. But what about Asbel? He had, like, NOTHING in any form for Cheria the entire time. He never paid much attention to her, he never showed a single HINT of ANYTHING of liking her as more than a friend, including a post-battle conversation where he gives the "I see you as a sister" line. And those two have a child? Where the hell did that come from?
I would like to think that Asbel got into a steady, gay relationship with Richard, they had a fight, Asbel got drunk and slept with Cheria and that's how it came to be. That's the only way I can think of it actually making sense.
As for the F Arc.... I think the developers realized that there was, like, nothing to show that AsbelxCheria was possible, so now they Keep. Hitting. Us. With. A. Hammer. "Oh a marriage proposal from Anise Tatlin? (Btw I found that cute) She acts just like Cheria did at that age. Natalie Fletcher is taking care of orphans? Sounds like something Cheria would do."
Hello, player? Do you realize yet that they love each other? No. Okay, here's another HINT with Asbel blushing like crazy around Cheria. I don't know, fellow developers, do you think we're subtle enough? Do you think they may catch on that Cheria and Asbel are now fully in love? No? Yes? Let's just shove more hints, just in case they didn't get it yet.
I swear, that's probably what the F Arc will be about... next to that Vocaloid-esque person I saw and Sophie's EXISTENTIAL THOUGHTS!
C-A