RIU PRESENTS: Dahlia's Evil Council of Doom!
Based on Marik's Evil Council of Doom! Very, Very long. Here's the original video.

Welcome gentlemen, I am glad to see you all came. I have assembled all of the Ace attorney villians into one place, this night shall see the end to Phoenix Wright and his bum chum Apollo Justice. With our combined evil we shall defeat him.... Somehow!
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:Now for the evil role call....
Gant!
: This evil council is simply fabulous!
:Stop pretending to be Max!
Matt Engarde!
:word to your mama.
:Hotti and Manella!
He said "Hotti"
:Oh yeah, hehehe....
:Darayan!
:Helloooooo Dallas!
Franziska!
:Fools (translation: I leik turtles)
Wellington and Tigre
:Duh.... Youse talking to ME!?
: And Finally, umm, uh, what was your name again?
:Hmm bla hmm *mumbles*
:Look, I'm just going to call you bob, okay?
:Mmhmmhe *mumbles*
Yes, okay.....
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Now then! On to buisness! Evil buisness! Nyahahaha!
Wait a miniute! Is this it?! These are all the villians from Ace Attorney?
:What are you blathering about!?
:Come on, this can't be it! There's got to be more! I mean what about Edgeworth?
:We don't need Edgeworth! He would just slow us down with his money and resources, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
:He turned you down didn't he?
: Look, just shut the F*** up! Edgeworth isn't one of us, he's not villian material! He's more like an antihero, the worst kind of hero there is! They give us villians a good name!
:But wait, I'm not a villian, either!
:Of course you are! You killed 2 innocent people just to get one person convicted!
:I was just confused, I didn't know what I was doing! Honestly!
Is that what you told your parents when they caught you making out with your boyfriend?
:Hahaha, yeah.
hehehe, hehehehehe, um, I don't get it.
:Silence! I command you all to shut the F*** up! We didn't come here to disscuss Gant's ambigous sexual orenitation!
:I did!
:Shut up! What we came here to do is defeat Phoenix Wright once and for all!!
:FOOLS (translation: I came for the free tacos)
:By the way, there are no free tacos, that was a lie!
:Fools.... (translation: figures)
So how are we going to defeat Phoenix? Are we going to kill him? Because I would be totally on board with that! Especially if it involves knives, I like knives they make me feel all tingly.
:NO! We won't kill Phoenix Wright! That would be too obvious!
too fun more like it.
:Drum roll please, come on is it too much to ask for a f****** drum roll?
*drum roll*
:Thank you, for god's sake. In order to defeat Phoenix Wright we shall
............................... defeat him in court!!!! dun dun dunnnn...
*drum roll contunes*
That's your plan?!
:I already tried that.
:Yeah me too!
:This will be no ordinary trial, it will........ look you can stop the drum roll now!
*drum roll finishes*
:Thank you, This trial will take place... On a BOAT!
A boat?
: Yes, ingenius isn't it?
Why a boat?
Because when he gets a GUILTY verdict.... we'll, uh, push him over the edge of the boat... into the sea.
And what praytell will that accomplish?
Well his hair will be soaked, it will take hours to dry it.
Why do we even need to beat him in court, why can't we just push him off the boat?
.....No! The trial is integrel to the plot! The evil plot...... of which I am the evil mastermind!
:UHHHHHH, hey! Where are all the chicks?
Yeah, hehehe... where are the chicks?
:What did they just say?
I think they want to know why there are no women here.
:............
I'm a women you know
hehehe, yeah but where are the hot girls?
:........... KILL THEM!! ( I had to change this part because in "Marik's evil council of doom" there weren't any girls)
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Look if we're going to defeat Phoenix, then we're going to need something truely evil, something that dosen't involve trials.
WHAT!?!? No trials!?! You're insane! I mean, more insane than the rest of us!
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:I have an idea!
:Oh, what's your idea mr. Phallic Hair?
:Why don't we destroy the world?
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People ussually laugh when I say that.
:Well, we're not laughing, by the way what is that thing on your head?
Oh that's my williy
:JEEZ!! Put a hat on or something will you!?!?
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What about you bob, do you have any ideas?
:Mhhmhh *mumbles*
:Yeah that's great, shutup!
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Wait a minute, if these are all the Ace Attorney villians, then where is that weird, Dragon Ball Z fanboy, Kristoph? You know the one from GS4?
:You mean the game nobody liked?
That's the one.
:I didn't invite him, he's just a dork.
:For once, we agree on something.
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MEANWHILE
:This is an outrage! Dahlia is having an evil council meeting, and I'm not invited! They've even got free tacos, the bastards! So I've gathered other villians who were left out!
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That Dahlia is so mean!
Crikey Mate!! Put another shrimp on the barbey! (we don't know anything about him, he could have been Australian)
:Zug, zug.
We're not going to let them get away with this, we'll have our own evil council and ours will be much better! And we'll have pizza! Which is much better than tacos. Isn't that right my evil misfits!?
Hooray!
Zug, zug.
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:Come on!! One of you motherf****** must have a decent plan to defeat Phoenix!
:Duh..... I got an idea.
:Oh goodie! The big, lurching freakjob has an idea, well go ahead and sock it to 'em, big man.
What if we stole his attorney's badge while he's asleep, then he won't be able to stop us.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard, go to the back of the class!
GAAR!
FOOLS (Leave him alone)
:What is it Franziska? Do you have an idea that dosen't involve whips?
Fools (well actually......)
Enough of this! There's only 1 way to truly defeat Phoenix Wright, and I know what it is.
:For the last time we're not killing him. Even if we did those f***tards would just censor it!
We're not going to kill him
Then tell us, Scratchy, what shall we do?
I told you not to call me that.
well you're asking for it, look at your face, you look like some F***ing cliche villain!
:hehe, yeah *snicker*
Listen to me, dammit! The only way to defeat Phoenix Wright is to spam his Youtube profile.
Spam his what?
His youtube profile. If we can send hundreds of rude messages to his youtube profile he'll have no choice but to surrender to our superior might.
Well that does actually sound like a good idea. It's very evil. I like it. Now let's go defeat Phoenix Wright once and for all!
I didn't get any lines!
Save it for the next episode!
Mhhmhh *mumbles*
You said it bob.
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So in order to defeat Dahlia we shall spam her Youtube profile!
Great idea boss!
Stone the flaming crows, the dingo ate my baby!
I'm surrounded by idiots
Zug, zug!