Monkey Magic!
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Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:58 am
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Aw hell's yeah, Freakazoid is the absolute cream of the crop when it comes to mid 1990's cartoon shows, and of course here is proof why.
Guitierrez: [Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, he pulls a green rock out of his cloak] Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Are you feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?
Freakazoid: That's Superman's weakness, not mine!
Guitierrez: Really?
Freakazoid: Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!
Guitierrez: [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face] Oh, that stupid man at the store! Then how about this! Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Feeling weak, oh so very weak?
Freakazoid: That's Green Lantern!
Guitierrez: Oh, shoot!
[throws it down, picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face]
Guitierrez: Then how 'bout some... water in your face! Are you meling, melting, my friend?
Freakazoid: That's the Wicked Witch!
Guitierrez: Oh, we're wasting time. What is your weakness?
Freakazoid: Well...
[quick cut to Freakazoid in a cage]
Freakazoid: [to self] Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villian how to trap you in a cage!
Guitierrez: You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.
Freakazoid: I know. Dumb!
Guitierrez: So... graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?
Freakazoid: That, or poo gas.
Guitierrez: You know, it's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!
And I don't want to stir up panic but according to
http://www.TVshowsondvd.com there is a very good chance that Freakazoid will be out on DVD some time this year, hopefully there is a lot of truth to that rumor because, I want to start making plans to camp out in front of my local electronics store, around the time of street date.