Praying with Anger= None, this one is actually decent- unlike his others
Wide Awake= None, but we do have Rosie O'Donnell as a baseball playing nun.
The Sixth Sense= Bruce Willis is a ghost
Unbreakable= Samuel L. Jackson is actually the villian
Signs= The aliens are weak to water.
The Village= The creatures are fake, The supposed creature is Adrien Brody in a costume and this takes place on recent day.
Lady in the water= None unless you count the fact her hair color changes after she takes a shower. This one sucks in it's own merit.
The Happening= Trees are killing everyone. FUCKING. TREES.
The Last Airbender (show sucked, but whatever)= Hasn't come out yet- but it's probably something like the avatar turns out to be Jesus or something.

Alright, so the 3 main characters finally meet the antagonist. The antagonist is like, showing this weird drawing of all the kids dead, and the one chick still alive. Then he is like SHOOT ME! DO IT! So he pulls out a gun, ready to shoot them, and the main character shoots the dude. The antagonist pulls the trigger on his gun, and ITS A FREAKING WATER GUN. So he is like dying, and shooting this ghey little water gun.

But that wasn't the freaky part.

A few min. later, the phone rings. THE DUDE FREAKING GETS UP after he has been shot like, 10 times. He walks over to answer the phone, and its his daughter. He tells his family that he isn't coming home, since they hate him anyway. He then says "If you hate someone, you have to live the consequences" Or something of the sort. Then he eats a cookie. THEN HE DIES

wtf.

- This country forced us to kill each other, let's kill a bunch of innocent people for no reason!
- My Dad's a pedo. Let's participate in the Battle Royale.
- Terrorists barricaded themselves onto an island, let's use students to kill them. There's no way that if they miraculously survive like the last ones did, that they'll team up with the terrorists!
- You have partners. Your partner dies, you die. I know, let's do a D-Day style assault!
- CURSE THAT COUNTRY!
- I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY RUGBY WITH YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS! *gum chew gum chew gum chew*
- Finally, we've escaped tyranny, oppression, death, and destruction. Now we can live our lives in peace...in the middle east!

Granted that last one could make a little more sense considering it's an alternate history and all. Still, it tries so hard to be politically relevant it's hard to believe the Middle East would be any different. I also know the whole Battle Royale thing was more about sending a message than having any real success, but still, the premise was stupid.

The main character is stuck in a grocery store for multiple days while big scary murderous acid-spitting-insect-monsters roam around outside in the fog. He finally escapes with his son, an elderly couple, and a blonde lady and they drive off in a van.

The apocalypse is coming and they all want to die. He brought a gun. There are only four bullets. Whomever doesn't kill themselves will live with the guilt of knowing that he shot four other innocent people.

So the main character shoots the woman, two elderly people, and his NINE YEAR OLD SON.

He steps outside of the van, falls to his knees, screams -- and the mist clears away. The monsters are gone and everything's back under control. The movie ends.

Whaaa.

I'm sure there's a deep and symbolic message behind it, but at the time, I felt like I wasted 2 hours of my life.

I have to say, at the end of Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, the kiss that Susan and Caspian have... WUT?!?!?!?!? I was gasping really loudly and I felt like freaking out! WHY DID THEY DO THAT? It's not even in the book! And seeing how Susan and Peter aren't coming back to Narnia... baahhh they made the leaving sadder then it should've been.