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Author:  Pickens [ Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Star Wars

For whatever reason it's been on my mind lately. I haven't seen the original trilogy all the way through in at least 5 years. I started rewatching it last night. I made my way through a New Hope and Empire and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT did it get me hyped. I was so pumped all through A New Hope. Then I watched Empire and I kept my "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!" attitude RIGHT UP UNTIL Boba Fett spoke. And then I remembered my DVDs were the ones with the dumb alterations. So Boba Fett sounded like a dumb New Zealander for his whole 2 lines. And that pissed me off. Then I saw Luke get his hand chopped off and I was less pissed off. Jedi's going to be super awesome, but I'm not looking forward to seeing Hayden Christiansen that dumb sonofabitch.


So go on and have stupid nerd fights and such in this topic. It'll be great.

Author:  Neon Lemmy Koopa [ Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

Luke Skywalker cannot beat James Kirk, my friend.

Author:  No-Life Man [ Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

Dr. Who would beat both of them.

Author:  Holy Hell [ Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

Yang Wen-Li and Reinhard van Lohengramm grab the three of them by their balls

Author:  Pickens [ Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote:
Luke Skywalker cannot beat James Kirk, my friend.

Well, it's pretty obvious Luke would lose. Luke's a pussy. Han on the other hand, would kick Kirk's ass. The fight would pretty much go like this:
Kirk rips his shirt and assumes his fight position.
Star Trek fight music starts playing.
Han whips out his blaster and kills Kirk.
Han walks away like a bad ass.


No-Life Man wrote:
Dr. Who would beat both of them.

The Brits always lose in Star Wars.


Holy Hell wrote:
Yang Wen-Li and Reinhard van Lohengramm grab the three of them by their balls

Keep your old ass animu outta here you scoundrel!

Author:  ashxu [ Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

Anyone seen the Star Wars Gangsta Rap?
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/gangsta_rap_se/

Author:  Pickens [ Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

ashxu wrote:
Anyone seen the Star Wars Gangsta Rap?
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/gangsta_rap_se/

That thing's so old. I'm almost convinced it's older than Star Wars itself and George Lucas just wrote 3 movies based on it. It'd make sense CONSIDERING THE QUALITY OF EVERYTHING ELSE HE'S DONE! OH MY GOD DO I HATE LOVE GEORGE LUCAS.

You see.
These are things I have not thought of in a very long time.
More and more I've been feeling the feelings I once felt long ago.
Is George Lucas the most amazing person ever to live?
Or is he the most despicable?
I think I can explain it like this:
George Lucas had one good idea.
It was an awesome idea and he wrote it into 3 movies.
Then he made money off of his awesome idea.
Then he didn't make as much money as he used to.
Then he took his one good idea fit for 3 movies and made 3 more movies, two TV series, infinite books, video games, episodic lunch boxes, and so on and so forth.
And that's how we end up with this wonderful explosion of terrible crap we have now.

It's something I struggle with every night before I go to bed.

Author:  Holy Hell [ Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

George Lucas didn't have one good idea

he had several good ideas that he stole from Akira Kurosawa films and Dune

Author:  NinjaMonkey [ Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

Holy Hell wrote:
George Lucas didn't have one good idea

he had several good ideas that he stole from Akira Kurosawa films and Dune


But still managed to ruin the franchise with the addition of Jar-Jar Binks.

Author:  Holy Hell [ Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

anakin ruined the franchise

man he is the worst character

Author:  Wanacoba [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Star Wars

Holy Hell wrote:
anakin ruined the franchise

man he is the worst character


I agree! The sith won cause Anakin is a dumb fu**er!
Damn! He's so stupid!

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