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Mystery Science Theatre 3000
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In the not-too-distant future --
Next Sunday A.D. --
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find.
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind.
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts,
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
Next Sunday A.D. --
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find.
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind.
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts,
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
In this epic show, Joel and his robot buddies are trapped in a satellite, forced to watch terrible and old movies by their evil scientist boss. To endure such torment and stop from becoming insane, they provide running commentary throughout the films, making wisecrack jokes and pointing fun at the flaws in the movie.
Spoiler: Do a nice thing today,
Re: Mystery Science Theatre 3000
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The few, the proud, the female trumpets!
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Moving on up!
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I loved this show back in the day. They have a new thing now where you can buy a commentary track to play over new movies. I know they have one for Jurassic Park and Weird Al is a guest commentator on it.
Edit: Found it
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