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Invader Zim must have some of the best quotes ever, so, If you remember any or hear any, Post them here!!!!!!!! All start!

"I saw a Squirrel, It was doing like this *Sniffs air*"
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"But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!"
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"Its not stupid, Its advanced"
and
"I now leave you too your, moose-y fate"
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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"I NEED Tacos, or I will explode!"
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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"Ignore me, I'm just a normal human worm baby"
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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WOOSH!!!

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i had a sammich in my head
IT WORKS!!! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX PACK!!!
You know, theres a lot of Franziska+Adrian sketches, but I'd like to see some Adrian+Maggey sketches.
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SPAAAAAACE MEEEEEAT!!!!!
I need a signature. I feel so plain without one. Oh well, glowing text is kewl too.
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"Hello floor.......make me a sammich!"
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"Okay Dib, I give. GIR, selfdestruct."

"FINALLY!!" *boom*

Offtopic: I can't stop staring at raiku's avatar.
I need a signature. I feel so plain without one. Oh well, glowing text is kewl too.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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"awwwwwww, I wanted to explode..."
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Well, I have a few of these I would love to share:

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom......" -Gir

Zim: A hunter destro--
Gir: WHAT IS IT!?
Zim: A hunter destro--
Gir: WHAT IS IT?!
Zim: A hunter destroyer machine.
*A few seconds later*
Gir: It's got chicken legs! *hugs HDM*

Zim: [eating waffles] Hmm... you know, these aren't that bad. What's in them?
Gir: There's waffle in 'em!
Zim: YOU'RE LYING!

Dib: Horrible nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down.
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Zim: Clean up gir!
Gir:I DONT WANT TO,OK
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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:D :D :D :D

"You got any of them taquitos?" Gir

"He's getting eaten by a shark. :) " Gir

"Psst- Cows are my frieends" Gir

"Me and the squirrel are friends" Gir

"I'M ON TV!!" Gir

"I got chocolate bubblegum!" Gir

"Aww, my bees :( " Gir

"Dance with us Gir, dance with us into oblivion!" Sausages

"Are you thirsty for chicken?" Chicky Licky guy

"I like dookie!" Gir

"I require access to ALL human knowledge!" Gir

"I'll have them serve me the curly fries...curly fries...curly fries..." Tallest Purple

"THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZY ARM! WHY MY SQUEEZY ARM? WHYYYYYYYYY??!?!?!?" Robot Dad

I like this show. And Gir. ._.
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YAY GIR!!!!! Gir: i gotta go pigI GOTTA GO PIG!!!!!!
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Once I've tainted the human's meat supply with filth, they will be ripe for conquest. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with DOOKIE!

Hey! That's the guy! And he's back for MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!! Get 'im!
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A few of my personal favs from one of the best shows to ever come out of the NickToons family of programs.

Zim: The Dib—the Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil! They'll destroy the base! There's only one thing to do!
GIR: You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits?
Zim: No GIR never, I never want you to mention biscuits ever again.
(Episode: The Girl Who Cried Gnome)

Tak: The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!
Dib: Wait. Is there really a difference?
[Zim busts through the wall with the Voot Runner.]
Zim: It's over, Tak! The earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
Dib: Zim! How did you know we'd be here?
Zim: I placed a tracking device on you!
Dib: Tracking device? Where?
[Dib turns around to reveal GIR clinging to his head.]
GIR: Your head smells like a puppy!
(Episode: Tak: The Hedious New Girl)

Zim: Computer! Give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: Insufficient data! Can't you just make an educated guess???
Computer: Okaaaaaay... uh... founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I knew it! This is baaaad! This is so baaaad!
(Episode: FBI Warning of Doom)
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anything said by GIR is freaking hilarious
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@Taranchula: Lol, nice ^^

"If I am elected class president, I promise that ALLHUMANSWILLHAVETHEIRLEGSCHOPPEDOFF...... and... er... replaced... with legs... OF PURE GOLD!"
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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:lol:

I love Invader Zim. xD
Pairings: Miego, NickMaya, (CloTi & Fack)
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:cookie: PHEAR THE COOKIES of DOOM! :cookie:
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WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!
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mario2000 wrote:
WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!

Gir's response: "I MADE IT MYSELF!" XDDD

Some that I remember:

Gir:
WHYYYY??? Whyyyy my piggy!! I loveded you piggy! I loveded youuuuuuuu!

Gir: Oh, I left that at home.
Zim: You left WHAT at home?
Gir: The guidey... chippy... thing...
Zim: Doh! Why would you do that?!
Gir: To make room for the cupcake!

Gir: *explodes out of a turkey* It's MEEEE!! I was the turkey all along!

Nick with the happiness brain probe: Oh! It's horrible! A horrible army of cyborgs is ripping Zim's very flesh! The carnage makes me so happy! Hooey!! Now the cyborgs are eatin' pizza! And the FBI are being coccooned to feed the squid babehs that just flew in from the window!

Gir sits on Santa's lap:
Santa: And what do you want little boy or girl?
Gir: I wants me a barrel of flies~~~ I wants me a giant ball of gooooo to be my friends.. and I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants..... *some time later*.. and a chair made of cheeeeese and a table made of cheeeeese and...
Santa: AHH! NO MORE! GET THIS KID AWAY FROM ME!!!
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*Zim gets attacked by giant squid demon* *Dib watching on his computer with a spy camara*
Dib: THE EYE BALLS GOTTA SEE THIS! *turns around calls eyeballs*
Dib: LOOK, THIS IS AMAZING!
*turns back around; Zim is gone and Gir is sitting there eatting waffles*
Secret Eye ball: A dog....... Eating waffles.....? HAHA VEEEEEERY FUNNY, DONT YOU CALL US AGAIN ><!

Dib: Look at the facts, Zims clearly an alien!
Zim: I SURE LIKE WEARING PANTS....
Classmate: He LIKES wearing PANT Dib, Aliens DONT like wearing pants.
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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I love Invader Zim, but I must be a freak of some kind because my favorite quotes come from Dib and Gaz, not Zim and Gir.
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Gaz: Dib drank the last soda.... HE. WILL. PAY!
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Dib: What about his horrible green head!?
Zim: INSOLENT SCHOOLBOY! It's a skin condition...
Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim!? No ears!?
Zim: Yes... :sadshoe:
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The Letter M: What's wrong with you? All you ever talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!
Dib: He was using the belt sander...!
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SchoolKid: You think just cause someones different you can call them an alien? I guess old kids an alien two huh?
*Zooms in on child who looks but 70-80 years old*
Old Kid: Hows it going?
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
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There's one Zim quote that I've ever really liked, but it's a wonder:

"You made the fire worse!"
"Worse... or better?"
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*Class elections*
Zim: The grotesque monster boy avoids the issues. Just WHAT does he plan to do about the size of Dibs enormous head? If I am elected I promise that Dibs head will be removed and replaced with salted nuts!
Gir: SALTED NUTS! *Fires nuts from his head*
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sammich!
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Gir: I'm runnin'! IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm runnin'! I'm naked!
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Gir: I have to go now pig! See you later! ... I HAVE TO GO NOW PIG! SEE YOU LATER! *blasts off burning pig to a crisp*
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Gir: IM DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY
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Because I am bored, Here is s'more quotes for ya...

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Skool Children: Awww...

(Episode: Door to Door)


GIR: Then a giant squirrel came and ate Dib's big greasy head. Then he flew back to his home planet and fought all the bad guys.
Host: What does that have to do with anything?
GIR: Me 'n the squirrel are friends.

(Episode: Mysterious Mysteries)


Zita: Ms. Bitters!
Ms. Bitters: Yes Zita?
Zita: I think Dib seems crazier than normal today. Can we use one of the crazy cards to send him to the crazy house for boys?
Ms. Bitters: Each class only gets three cards a month. Are you sure you want to use one?
Zita: Yeah...

(Episode: Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom)

Dib: And once I get in there I'm... man, am I gonna do something.
Gaz: I'm trying to draw a little piggy. Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?!

(Episode: Bloaty's Pizza Hog)

Krazy Taco Mascot: So take it from me, the Krazy Taco! You won't find a crazier taco then the ones you'll find at the Krazy Taco! Remember, our Drive-Thru's open the whole niiight! Sweet jumpin' chili bean, I'm CRAZY!!
GIR: Must obey the taco man!

(Episode: Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain)
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Zim: COMPUTER take me to the WEEEEEEASEEEEEELS
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Aevitas wrote:
Gir: *explodes out of a turkey* It's MEEEE!! I was the turkey all along!


Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there.


From Hamstergeddon:
Zim: Peepi! Obey me Peepi!

I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.
"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers." - Stephen Fry.
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Ice Cream Truck: You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You can not resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream.
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Robot Arm: Welcome to life, Irken child. Report for duty.
Zim: I love you cold, unfeeling robot arm!
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Dirge: I was born with webbed fish toes. Like some kind of... horrible fish boy. Wanna see?
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Zim: What are you doing, GIR?
GIR: Nothing...
Zim: Nothing... or something?
GIR: Oh, I can't take it, you're too smart for me! Keef is planning a surprise party for you after Skool! He gonna bring all the kids because he loves you! *cries* That boy loves you so much! *stops crying* I'm makin' the cake!
Zim: He's bringing all the children here? Do you realize what this means?
GIR: Yes! Wait a minute... no.
Zim: It means the mission is in jeopardy!
GIR: Aw man!
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Ms. Bitters: Dib! What have I told you about shoving things in other students ears!
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Gir: And then my master flew to the moon in a ball of flaming cheese! I LIKE CHEESE!!!

Zim: Gir! Finally! I need your help! I've been captured!
Gir: YAY!!!
Zim: No, that's BAD Gir!
Gir: YAY!!!
Zim: I need you to listen, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY, VERY carefully...
Gir: *slurps on slushee*....what?

Zim: ..What are you watching?
Gir: Angry Monkey.
Zim: That... HORRIBLE monkey.
Gir: Mmmmhmm... where's UltraPeepi?
Zim: He's working.

Gir: YAY! WE'RE DOOMED!

Gir: YAY!!! I'M GONNA BE SICK!! *vomits on Zim*

Gir: It's just a baby. HI BABY!!!!!!
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