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Boston Legal
Alan: Hello.
Clair: I know who you are. You're a horny toad. Horny toads give me warts. Hop away, Horny toad.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Gianni: You got any beer?
Ray: Yea. *gets up*
Marie: Get me one, too.
Ray: You're gonna get drunk and show us all your tattoos, aren't you?
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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Xander: *flies plane low over Killface's bus, shattering the windows*
Killface: Son of a whore!
Ronnie: *shows rape wig to beat-up Xander* First I will glue this to your head, and then I make love to your face.
Xtacles: BOOSH!
*in the hospital*
*CRASH*
Pregnant woman: Hey, watch it!
Killface: Woman, I have a pipe in my lung... fatty! Hope your baby's born dead!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Meatwad: Oh, boy I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now please, if you would, get the **** out of my way. I mean how many times do I gotta **** write "ice cream" on this **** list before someone gets the **** in gear and brings home the **** ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife and etch it in your mother**** forehead! How hard can it **** be? Ice mother**** cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two **** morons.
Shake: What happened to courtesy? Did it just... disappear?
Err: On the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks!
Shake: *says something about an ear infection, but I forget what*
Meatwad: Yeah? Well, I don't see no ears.
Shake: Well, you are about not to have a mouth! And I mean that! I'll rip it off!
...Well, that's all for now. :P
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Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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-Sledge Hammer
There is so many good quotes in the 1980's show Sledge Hammer, that I can't decide only one.
Here are some of Sledge's:
"A gun can't solve the world's problems, but give it a shot anyway."
"Where there's smoke, there's gunfire."
"May the excessive force be with you."
"'Thou Shall Not Kill' just never worked for me."
"Every move you make, every breath you take... I'll be watching you. That's police talk."
Quote:
Suzi Swallow: Inspector Hammer, do you have a prediction?
Sledge Hammer: Yes. The first brain-transplant will be performed & YOU will be the reciprient.
Sledge Hammer: Yes. The first brain-transplant will be performed & YOU will be the reciprient.
Quote:
Captain Trunk: Hammer, what happened? Didn't they try to brainwash you?
Sledge Hammer: That's right, captain, they did. They tried to play on my subconscious. But they forgot one important thing.
Captain Trunk: What's that?
Sledge Hammer: I don't have a subconscious.
Sledge Hammer: That's right, captain, they did. They tried to play on my subconscious. But they forgot one important thing.
Captain Trunk: What's that?
Sledge Hammer: I don't have a subconscious.
Sledge's such a sensitive guy.
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Nego wrote:
Quote:
Captain Trunk: Hammer, what happened? Didn't they try to brainwash you?
Sledge Hammer: That's right, captain, they did. They tried to play on my subconscious. But they forgot one important thing.
Captain Trunk: What's that?
Sledge Hammer: I don't have a subconscious.
Sledge Hammer: That's right, captain, they did. They tried to play on my subconscious. But they forgot one important thing.
Captain Trunk: What's that?
Sledge Hammer: I don't have a subconscious.
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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Dr. John Becker: Romance is like the cheese in the mousetrap - it baits you into position, so the cold, metal bar of reality can come down and snap your neck.
Linda: What do you have against the New York City Marathon?
Dr. John Becker: The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.
Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Do you think it would be silly for me to go back to college, now?
Dr. John Becker: No, I think it would silly for us to have this conversation again, ten years from now.
Dr. John Becker: Uh-Linda?
Linda, Lynda: Yes?
Dr. John Becker: I meant Linda.
Linda, Lynda: Yes?
Margaret: You're both named Linda?
Linda, Lynda: Yes.
Dr. John Becker: I just had that creepy feeling I had in medical school watching the cell divide.
[Linda stands up with a post-it note stuck on her forehead]
Linda: I had a message for Margaret but I can't find it.
Dr. John Becker: Was it to tell her Mrs. Cooper called?
Linda: Wow, it's like you read my mind.
Dr. John Becker: Some are easier than others.
[Becker walks away and Margaret comes in]
Linda: I have a message for you.
Margaret: Was it to tell me Mrs. Cooper called?
Linda: Wow, you people are freaky.
[Linda goes in the back]
Dr. John Becker: I won't tell her if you won't tell her.
[he's getting a ticket for jay-walking]
Bob: What? You want to see my "walker's license?" What are you going to do? Impound my shoes?
Dr. John Becker: I never told you to shut up.
Mr. Humphries: You hung up on me once.
Dr. John Becker: So I didn't have to tell you to shut up.
Margaret: [on the phone] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
[hangs up the phone and Becker walks in]
Margaret: What did you do?
Dr. John Becker: I don't know.
Hector Lopez: All right, people, give me your money!
Jake Malinak: Does he have a gun?
Chris Connor: No.
Jake Malinak: No.
Dr. John Becker: Why do women always scream when they're surprised? Can't you just clutch your heart and drop dead like a man?
Dr. John Becker: What's new, Linda?
Linda: A bunch of patients, but that's not important. Oh, yeah, there is a lawyer in your office, but that's not important. Wait 'til you see Margaret, she is wearing the most hideous thing.
Dr. John Becker: The flower dress?
Linda: No, worse.
Dr. John Becker: The pants with the gold circles?
Linda: No, worse. It looks like someone ate a box of crayons and threw up a sweater. Whatever you do, don't laugh.
Dr. John Becker: Linda, Margaret and I are coworkers, I know how to keep a straight face.
[walks in the back as Margaret walks by and laughs at her 'swest']
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Here's a few of my favorite Looney Tune quotes:
Bugs Bunny: I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
Elmer Fudd: Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!, He-e-e-e-e!
Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
Tweety: I did! I did see a puddy tat!
Slyvester: I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat! Isn't it about time you saw something else? Sth-tupid bird....
Wile E. Coyote: (to Bugs) Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Wile E Coyote, Genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college. And so let's get down to cases. You are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away. I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are and I'm a genius while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarden. So I'll give you the customary 2 minutes to say your prayers.
Wile E. Coyote: (groggily) Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.
Marvin the Martian: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
Speedy Gonzales: No mas tequila! Already mui loaded.
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Farscape: "Human. It's like Sebacean, but we havent conquered other planets yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other."
TNG: "There are four lights."
Andromeda: "Here, I want you to drink this very slowly. It's water." "How?" "How? Well, when two hydrogen atoms love each other very much, they bond with an oxygen atom..."
Firefly: "My food is problematic."
Babylon 5: "I spy with my little eye... something starts with 'B'." "Boxes." "Fine! I spy with my little eye something starts with 'M'!" "MORE boxes."
DS9: "Taxes go against the very foundation of free enterprise! That's why it is called 'free'!"
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Alan: I'm stunned.
Alan: To friendship, my colleague.
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Back to topic....
From "Cheers"
Woody has a part in a play and he plays Moses. Cliff's talking.
Cliff: There's the Amorites, the Amalakites, the Veganites, the Caananites...
Woody (breaking into the conversation): What about the cellulites?
Norm: They went and settled in the land of Vera.
One of the best Cheers bits!
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(I don't remember this part exactly)
Oglethorpe: That dude back there just flipped me off!
Emory: Really? You saw that?
Err: Did he see ya?
Ignignokt: Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. The question is, does he know what to do with it?
Err: Dude, he's backin' up. ****in' fly, he's backin' up!
Ignignokt: No. We'll double his pleasure.
*they each stick both middle fingers up to the windows*
Err: Take two, mother muchachos!
Ignignokt: And call us in the morning.
Err: Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!
Oglethorpe: Hey, what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill when they would be better placed crammed up your buttocks... biznatch!
And I just remembered this one from The Adventures of Tintin.
Tintin: *injected with fake madness poison* I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm... Action Man! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
More Frisky Dingo
Interviewer: Why don't you just go live with the Xtacles?
Xander: 'Cause they're dicks. And also why would I do that?
Interviewer: Because Awesome-X is your alter ego.
Xander:Well, I didn't know you knew that. Also plus 'cause they're dicks.
Xander: Power down, gay robot! That is a Earth man order!
Killface: Why would there be a penguin in a wheat field... ever?!
Valerie: Please don't kill me!
Killface: Please don't make it so appealing!
*after Valerie shot at Xander and Killface at point-blank and missed, then flew away*
Killface: Barnaby, did you see that?
Xander: Yeah, and I'm curious to know where the **** she got robot pants!
Killface: Sooo yeah. Turns out Simon's gay.
*wishes I could remember the "villabouts of the wherein Kelly" quote*
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"I'll be back!" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Brock: Love is War, and if you want to win a war you'll have to use ammunition!!... I bet Azumarill will love a jar of my home-made Pokémon treats! Give her this and I bet she'll call a truce.... or even an unconditional surrender!
Misty: You've got to be assertive! Love is all about attacking your opponent first! Get in a quick punch and surprise them, and while they're still weak take the lead and you'll beat them hands down! Trust me I know, that's the best way to win!
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Naruhodou wrote:
All-time classic....
"I'll be back!" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I'll be back!" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
Even better:
(Some Arnold-movie)
Arnold is holding a bad guy in the air by grabbing his leg with his hand. When Arnold gets back to the car, the woman on the passanger's seat asks: "What happend to him?"
Arnold: "I let him gooo."
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Nego wrote:
Naruhodou wrote:
All-time classic....
"I'll be back!" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I'll be back!" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
Even better:
(Some Arnold-movie)
Arnold is holding a bad guy in the air by grabbing his leg with his hand. When Arnold gets back to the car, the woman on the passanger's seat asks: "What happend to him?"
Arnold: "I let him gooo."
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GearsoftheApparatus wrote:
I believe the topic is asking for television quotes, not quotes from films. >:/
I saw that movie on TV. Doesn't that make it TV enough?
Okay, here're some TV quotes then:
MacGyver: If I had some duct tape, I could fix that.
Pete: His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape.
MacGyver: For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape.
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Nego wrote:
GearsoftheApparatus wrote:
I believe the topic is asking for television quotes, not quotes from films. >:/
I saw that movie on TV. Doesn't that make it TV enough?
Okay, here're some TV quotes then:
MacGyver: If I had some duct tape, I could fix that.
Pete: His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape.
MacGyver: For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape.
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That's not a story at all.....
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Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters... and people who talk at the theatre.
Pretty much anything by Early in "Objects in Space" but mainly this
Early: People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space.
The Tick
The Tick: SPOOOON!!!!!
Pretty much anything from Futurama, Venture Brothers, and Invader Zim, those shows are fucking gold mines.
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GearsoftheApparatus wrote:
I play video games on my TV, so I suppose it's fair game to start throwing vidya game quotes around the topic?
So if I take everything inside my tv out of it and stick my head inside the tv and say something, does that count too?
Of course it isn't fair, as video games are not aired in tv channels/networks. Movies and tv programs are.
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Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from?
Vince Noir: A passing Coyote took pity on me.
Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? He took a piss on me!
Vince Noir: I think in his own simple way he was trying to cool you down.
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the kids throw a snow ball at a bus, it hits the windsheild and suddenly, the bus driver jumps out of his seat and yells,
"I CAN'T SEE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
then the camera changes to the passengers and no really cares at all
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A favourite quote from my favourite (mystery) 80s cartoon: "I'm putty in your arms, my sweet Piglet."
Family Guy quotes GALORE:
"It's saying I need to install Real Player 7."
"I found where the pilgrims landed at Fraggle Rock!"
"At least this isn't the Sopranos finale, where it just ends mid- (Stewie gets cut off)"
"Ohh yeah! (as the Kool-Aid Man bursts into the courtroom)"
"You're eating cookies in bed again, Ernie."
"Damn. I was two days from retirement."
"Thanks for the sex, early 90s printer!"
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