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"Hi!" he said. "Could I have a normal cup of coffee?"
Upon recieving it, he drained the mug and slammed it on the table. He sighed. It had been a tough day at work.
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He blushes and reattaches the door with duct tape. Although, the duct tape is so strong that whoever that was in there is kinda trapped now....
Them he does the same thing to the men's bathroom.
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"Damn!" he exclaimed. "You've duct-taped both of the toilets!"
He drank another coffee and sat back.
"Let the hilarity begin," he breathed.
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Dofa then tried to exit the restroom to find that the restroom doors were duct taped shut. "That is IT!!!" He reached into his pocket and pulled out a microchip. It suddenly turned into an enormous death ray. Dofa then fired at the door, causing it to fall over and crushed Bowtie Phoenix. He walked out of the restroom noticing that the police were gone. An evil grin strolled across his face. He looked down at bowtie Phoenix. (Times up.) "So," he said looking around the room. "would anyone rat me out if I exterminated this vile creature?"
(I will give everyone 1 hour to give me a good reason why I should not totally annihilate Bigfish's really annoying character, forcing him to use someone else.)
Dofa looked at the readers. "The clock is ticking..." he said maniacally.
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"He does not tip." Tony said.
"Ah don' like his green hair! I think he does drugs!" Flo added.
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Dofa aimed his death ray down at bowtie Phoenix. "Good bye," he said. He pulled the trigger and a blue light came out, hitting Bowtie Phoenix, thus ending his gay little life of rejection and failure. "and good riddens." All that was left was a blackened bowtie. He then looked up and walked back to the seat that he was sitting at. "So, where were we, Mr. Von Karma?" he asked, staring at his coffee, his hand trembling as the death ray changed back into a microchip. "Allysa looked back at Noah. "Told you he had a death ray." she said with a smirk.
(Bigfish agreed to me killing off his bowtie Phoenix character)
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A white glow surrounds the ashes of the burnt bowtie. Soon, it is so bright that everyone has to cover their eyes. Then, suddenly, the bowtie is gone, and in it's place is...
THE SECOND "DOCTOR"!!! Muahahaha....
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"Doctor!" he cried. "Have you fixed the TARDIS yet?"
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"I didn't doubt it." He said, taking a sip of his coffee. He looked closer at the blend. "And it seems the radioactivity has a positive effect on coffee, like a microwave."
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(I cannot insult Bigfish's character properly if I do not know who he is. So would anyone be so kind as to tell me who he is? He refuses to tell me.
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"I am the doctor. Nothing more, nothing less."He turns to Matthias. "Yeah, I have. Man, you should seen the look on Caeser's face when I told him he would be assassinated in a few minutes. Hunh." He grabs Noah's coffee cup and drinks half of it. "Oh, yes, you're right, the coffee IS better!" He hands it back to Noah.
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"give me... whatever" -he said in a slightly uninterested voice-
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"Thanks, Doctor!" he called. Matthias then walked to another drinksservingguy and ordered another coffee.
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Dofa pulled out his cell phone. "Hello?" he said. "It's Dofa. Listen, I need a favor... No... No... N-Yes! Okay. Good bye." He turned to Dr. Who. "So, prepare to meet your match."
(Who will this new character be? Will he be popular as Dr. Who? How does Dofa know these many people? What color are my underpants? Find out, [not the underpants one] in the next Dofa post!)
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"Oh crap... whats "HE" doing here..."
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Noticing people were staring at him, he said "What? I can be a real doctor as well! That way, when people say 'Hey, you're a doctor! My arm got cut off! Reattach it!' I can say 'OK!' and reattach their arm. An extreme example, but an example none the less."
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(Who is this one?Hehehe.)
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After looking around, he sighed, not at the lateness of the person he was supposed to see, but at the stupidness of the recent events.
"I'm surrounded by idiots..."
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*points at Dofa and Freakazoid *
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Noah hit the guy in the face. "Never, and I mean NEVER mess with my goddamn coffee. If I don't get my ten cups a morning I get angry... and when I get angry... people *in a Ganon like voice* Die!" Noah looked to his left. "HOLY CRAP IT'S GROVER Or something weird like that... I guess........ Can I get some more coffee?"
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Dofa looked puzzled. "Grover?" he said. He looked at Freakazoid and looked back at Noah. "Why, my friend, this is the great Freakazoid." Freakazoid walked over to Noah. "Hi there. Pleased to meet ya." he said in his phony hero voice.
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