The Haunted House

Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:35 pm

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A strange boy walked up to a torn-up house, "pizza delivery for......... I. C. Winer? Ah crud" the boy said, as he put the pizza box down, and looked inside for anyone, but no one appears to be home. "Hello?" the boy asked, but with no response. "Alright! Free playground!" the boy said, as he walked into the big, but torn-up house.

"Wowwwww...." the boy said looking around the house, "this is a great place to abandon my delivery missions!" The boy then sat down on the floor.

The pizza box came floating into the house, as the door shut itself closed. The boy saw this, and wondered how that was possible, so he when to go where the pizza box used to be, then after a couple of moments, he started floating in, but this time, the door stayed open. "Wee!" the boy said, as he was floating around the house.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:48 am

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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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But then a chair hit him in the back, and he no longer thought this to be any fun... And then 3 monkeys entered the room, each holding a 2 by 4 with a nail through it.

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:09 am

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The boy started humming the Parasite Eve battle music, as he pulled out his gun, and shot the monkeys, then decided to hang above the doorway, so he could scare anyone who might want to come in.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:13 am

Balrog

Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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but then a giant evil fight robo-cop came crashing through the wall and dis-armed him!

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:16 am

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((The boy had nothing armed, as he is currently hanging on the ceiling right now)).

The giant evil robo-cop was too big for the house. Then the boy was sad, and left the ruins of the house, to go start another mission.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:19 am

Balrog

Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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With his trusty partner, (who was busy up till then) Master Chief.

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:55 am

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Master Chief then rented Princess Peach for the night, but was killed by an envious Cortana. The strange boy no longer has a trusty partner. The end.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:24 am

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Or so they thought... at least 100 years passed before the Kraken awake from the steamy pond out in the forest behind the house in which the pigeons roosted.

The beast's tentacles reached throughout the town, killing all foolish enough to stay.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:00 am

Balrog

Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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And it also shot chickens at people our of holes in its tentacles, and the chickens eat everyone they saw, cause they were giant!

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:18 pm

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Ask about my avatar for a chilling story

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Noah walked into the room and looked at the book he was reading. "Wow. Master Chief... Robo-Cop... Kraken... I'm glad I turned to page three!" He looked up. "Oh, hey. ...You're that kid again. ...The one with the wiener thing."

THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE THAT IS NOT POWER

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:47 pm

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"Are you I-period-C-period-Wiener?" the boy said, in an annoyed voice.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:49 pm

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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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No, Im you ghost, FROM THE FUTURE, said the guy er, umm... Ghost...........Also he fired lazers from his robot arm, that the main charater has ALWAYS had, ALWAYS

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Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:57 pm

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The boy is sitting on the roof, "glad I bought this book" he said to himself in a delighted tone.

Re: The Haunted House

Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:59 pm

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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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And then the boys ghost from the future, who will now be refered to as Ghosty, shot lazers out of always existing robot arm and fried the book to ashes!

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Haunted House

Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:05 am

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The boy threw the book down the chimney in disappointment, "that ending sucked!"

Re: The Haunted House

Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:02 am

Balrog

Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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But the chimney was really a small space ship, and it took Ghosty, the boy and Master chief all to Mercury.

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Haunted House

Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:02 am

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The boy awoke from his dream, feeling unsatisfied that he didn't get any alien dish.

He staggered off to school, unaware that he would not return home this day...

Re: The Haunted House

Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:34 am

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(("The boy" is my character, that is, unless you are referring to another "the boy". If so, could you please say something like "the other boy" to describe your character? And BTW, this thread is pretty much killed by the spam in this thread. Also, for future reference, the OP is the GM, and I find it disrespectful that people in this thread have successfully derailed this RP)).

Re: The Haunted House

Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:40 pm

Balrog

Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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Didnt YOU derail it when you destroyed the house? I think YOUR the one who changed the plot, I was just adding on (Except the thing about going to Mercury, that was just add to the story GOLD!)

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Haunted House

Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:30 pm

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No, YOU did. Had you not posted in this thread, the series of events wouldn't have happen (BTW, I thank JoeP for trying to undo the damage done to this RP by turning your spam into a story in a book).

Re: The Haunted House

Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:46 pm

Balrog

Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?

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So what your saying, is we add on to the story, but... we have to do what you want? if you make a thread like this, you cant control where it goes.

Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.

Re: The Haunted House

Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:09 pm

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((No, I just tried to repeat what JoeP tried to do, but you decided to ruin the "rerailing" attempt by posting as if the story was really happening in the RP. That is why we talked about a book. Also, you cannot control other people or things unless the GM says so, but in this case, you made the impossible happen with my permission; and I'll admit I handled it the wrong way by replying to you)).