((Basically, this is a Phoenix Wright version of R. Kelly's song "Trapped in the Closet", however, OCs are fine)).


Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a bed that don’t belong to me
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain’t you

((Next poster is this person, but he must be a guy. Second poster is the voice, but must be a girl.))